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Chapter 200 [199] Cheng Han's Shameless Methods
Chapter 200 [199] Cheng Han's Shameless Methods
That night.
A brief funeral was held at the third outpost.
The object of mourning at the funeral was a chief inspector who died in the Ningpingfang Incident.
In this world, due to weird reasons, after human death, there is a certain probability that the corpse will become a "wandering corpse" that bites people indiscriminately, and those who are bitten will also be poisoned by the corpse.
Therefore, for the sake of safety, the funeral is usually held in one day, the last farewell is said to the body, and the body is burned to ashes.
Cheng Han came to the scene and presided over the funeral in person.
It is also an honor for the deceased to serve as the host with the honor of the director.
Other officials of the Inspection Office, Duan Zhuohui, the deputy director, Bai Xinshan, another deputy director, and Tao Hongming, the chief of the third outpost, also attended the funeral.
There are many inspectors in this outpost, and a large group of spirit mastiffs, even more crowded together.
Every face (dog face) is extremely serious.
Standing in front of the coffin, Cheng Han delivered a short speech: "Chief Inspector Shen Dingzhong has worked for the Inspectorate for 22 years, and the Inspectorate will always remember his contribution..."
As he spoke, there were constant sobs from the crowd.
These are the family members who were invited to the scene, weeping uncontrollably.
Cheng Han ended his speech with one sentence: "In the name of the sacred banyan, may the soul of Inspector Shen return to the top of the sacred banyan and obtain eternal rest."
He lowered his head and saluted the coffin first.
The others followed suit.
Even the dogs were the same, they all fell on the ground in unison, with their heads pressed against the ground.
This is the end.
The ceremony is over.
Chief Tao turned his head to look at his subordinates, and whispered, "Send Inspector Shen's body to the funeral parlor for cremation as soon as possible."
Two inspectors came pushing a small cart.
The crying of the family members immediately became louder.
Inspector Shen's wife, her eyes were swollen from crying, begged: "Everyone, can our family take a last look at my husband?"
Chief Tao was very embarrassed.
The previous assassination of the Avengers used a rather terrifying and extraordinary method.
Inspector Shen's flesh had been sucked a lot, and his body shrunk a lot. It was originally a 1.8-meter strong man, but now it was a 1.2-meter dwarf. It looked quite terrifying.
If the family members see the horrible appearance of the corpse, they will definitely have nightmares at night.
Mrs. Shen seemed to understand something, she covered her mouth and began to cry bitterly.
The three children also cried together.
Chief Tao had a dejected look on his face.
The atmosphere at the scene was extremely depressing.
Cheng Han sighed secretly, and said seriously: "Mrs. Shen, I have other means to allow you and your child to meet Inspector Shen again."
Madam Shen bent her knees and was about to kneel down: "Thank you, Director Cheng."
Cheng Han held him up from the air, and sent a force to prevent the other party from kneeling: "Don't do this."
Strange fluctuations flashed through his body, and he flicked his right hand lightly.
The eyes of Mrs. Shen and the three children instantly lost focus, and a strange dazed look appeared on their faces.
next moment.
The mother and son noticed that the surrounding scenery had changed.
No longer an outpost.
It is a mountain forest with birds singing and flowers fragrant.
Inspector Shen was standing beside a meandering stream, looking at the mother and son with a smile on his face: "Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life."
Madam Shen immediately burst into tears: "Old Shen!"
The three-and-a-half-year-old children burst into tears: "Daddy!"
And in the outpost.
A group of inspectors and a group of dogs all looked surprised.
What method did the Director use?
This family all looked dumbfounded, but they couldn't stop crying and muttering strange things, could it be that they had fallen into an illusion?
The two deputy directors looked at each other with both surprise and shock.
These two people knew a lot, and immediately recognized that this was definitely not an illusion. The mother and child had clearly entered a hypnotic state.
In other words - into a dream.
That is, the weird method that Mengshenghui is good at.
But the problem is, the Black Armor Army has never taught the method of dreaming, where did Director Cheng learn it?
It is said that the dreamer needs to use a prop called "dream candle", but the director just waved his hand and pulled the mother and child into the dream.
These methods are much more powerful than Mengshi!
The rumored Great Dreamer seems to be of this level.
in a dream.
The family of five talked for a long time.
Inspector Shen showed an apologetic look: "I'm almost out of time. I'm sorry I have to go first. Let's meet again in the next life."
He touched the heads of the three children one by one, and then hugged his wife. He stepped lightly on the surface of the water, crossed the gurgling stream, and disappeared into the forest.
The four mother and son watched this scene with tears streaming down their faces.
A little while.
They wake up.
Mrs. Shen stood there for a few seconds, tears streaming down her face: "Director Cheng, thank you very much for helping our family reunite for the last time."
The three children cried even more.
For this family, the dream scene is the real final farewell.
Facing the cold coffin, you can't even take a second look at the body. What kind of farewell is this?
Cheng Han let out a long sigh: "The death of Chief Inspector Shen is a huge loss for the entire Inspectorate. It is what I should do to let your family meet."
He has learned about the relevant situation. Inspector Shen is a rare and honest person in the inspection department. He usually works diligently and has never had anything to do with food and cards.
It's really sad that this person died.
The method of entering the dream is the method of stealing from the "betrayer", and after many improvements by the omniscient eye, it is much stronger than the original version.
Cheng Han thought for a while, then Su Rong asked, "Do you have any unfulfilled wishes? I will try my best to fulfill them."
Mrs. Shen's second son, a boy named "Shen Wanhui", suddenly knelt down and said, "Director Cheng, I want to avenge my father with my own hands."
Chief Tao tactfully persuaded: "Wan Hui, the murderer who killed your father has been sentenced to death by the Arbitration Bureau. The executioner will execute the murderer tomorrow. You don't need to do that."
The sentinel understands that the execution of prisoners is the responsibility of the Arbitration Office. An unofficial civil servant has inexplicably robbed the execution officer's job. Can the Arbitration Office be happy?
More importantly, the Arbitration Office has always followed the footsteps of the Council, but its new director has not paid a visit to the Grand Consul, so there is a high probability that the Arbitration Office will not cooperate.
Chief Tao said again: "I have an alternative plan, I can arrange for you to beat up the murderer severely in the name of interrogation, and let out a mouthful..."
Cheng Han glanced at his subordinates and interrupted, "That's it!"
Chief Tao quickly shut his mouth.
Cheng Han turned his head to look at Bai Xinshan, the deputy director, and ordered unceremoniously: "Deputy director Bai, you can go to the arbitration office to negotiate."
Bai Xinshan replied simply: "Understood."
Seeing that the deputy director was needed to come forward, Mrs. Shen realized that this matter was a bit troublesome, and said quickly: "Director Cheng, this kid Wan Hui is too presumptuous, just pretend he didn't say anything."
Cheng Han shook his head: "It's okay! The Arbitration Bureau will not refuse to agree to such a trivial matter."
After half an hour.
Bai Xinshan came back with an ugly face.
The deputy director reported in a low voice: "The Arbitration Office refused to accommodate. The deputy director of 'Ling Dongshan' who was on duty tonight also said that the inspection office's hand was too long."
Cheng Han asked directly: "Director 'Gao Yiyang' of the Arbitration Bureau, where does he live?"
Bai Xinshan quickly replied, "I'll take you there."
The deputy director was secretly surprised, and went to the director of the Arbitration Department's house at the slightest disagreement. The new director's style of doing things is really different!
Cheng Han nodded and said, "Lead the way!"
The two rode on the feathered beast and rushed out of the post.
*
Soon.
Bai Xinshan knocked on the front yard door of a mansion.
"Boom! Boom!"
The servant's voice came over: "Who is it?"
Bai Xinshan consciously played the role of a servant, and shouted: "Director Cheng of the Inspection Department, I'm here to pay a visit to Director Gao Yiyang."
A few seconds passed.
The servant replied: "I'm very sorry, Director Gao is not at home now, he..."
Cheng Han interrupted the servant: "I heard that the food at Director Gao's house is good, so I came here specially to eat a few meals, and chat with Director Gao about the old affairs of the Black Armored Army."
This sentence deliberately used high-end sound transmission technology to send the sound far away, not only the Gao family's mansion can be heard, but all the nearby houses can be heard clearly.
After Cheng Han finished speaking, he immediately raised his right hand and made a virtual push at the door from the air.
"Crack!"
The door lock suddenly snapped.
"Squeak!"
The door opened automatically.
"Ang~"
Guagua yelled and entered the front yard on his own.
A servant stood at the door, transfixed.
This person never imagined that someone would dare to forcibly break into the residence of the Director of the Arbitration Bureau. Isn't this behavior too rampant?
Bai Xinshan followed behind, clicking his tongue endlessly.
Director Cheng is really planning to call the door?
soon.
The Gao family was alarmed.
Director Gao's eldest son, called "Gao Guangming", not only did not dare to be angry or speak up, but he had to bite the bullet and come out to receive him: "Director Cheng, welcome!"
If it were the previous directors, if he dared to force his way through the door, this guy would definitely turn his face off.
But the new director was too powerful, he killed a deputy director when they met, suppressed the Ningpingfang incident with iron blood, and spread the word to various departments in Anhua City.
Even if Gao Guangming borrowed ten guts, he didn't dare to show his face.
Cheng Han jumped off the melon and said with a big thorn, "Take our feathered beast to the animal shed and feed it well."
Gao Guangming was helpless, and quickly ordered his servants to do so.
The two servants responded and immediately went to take the reins of the feathered beast.
"hold head high!"
Guagua let out a cry, and flexibly swung the long bird's neck to avoid the servant's hand grabbing the rein.
The servant froze for a moment, not knowing what to do.
Bai Xinshan helped to explain: "The director's mount, Guagua, is beyond imagination, as long as someone leads the way, Guagua will follow by himself."
"hold head high!"
Guagua yelled again, as if in response.
It followed up with an interesting set of moves.
Guagua stretched out her long beak, and quickly pecked several times, the movement was so fast that the afterimage was left behind.
The first time, he pecked off Bai Xinshan's deputy director's armband.
The second time, he got the armband back again.
The original armband is slightly skewed.
Now it has become straight.
Guagua popped his head out again, and pecked vigorously at the servant's belt.
"Snapped!"
The belt is broken.
The servant's trousers fell down immediately.
"hold head high!"
Guagua flapped her wings, and her cry showed a hint of pride.
The servant hurriedly lifted his pants, extremely embarrassed.
Gao Guangming's face darkened.
Come here uninvited, let alone break the gate, even your feathered beast bullies people like this?
Too much!
Cheng Han smiled, "Guagua is a bit naughty."
He knew very well that Director Gao was obviously staying at home, but the other party had received private instructions from the Council Hall to avoid seeing him.
Is the majestic archon too narrow-minded? !
But that's okay.
How could he not see the person he wanted to see?
Cheng Han's method is very simple, but also very shameless - block the door!
The other party is so blocked that they dare not walk around the house!
So blocked that the other party had to sneak around to eat!
The other party is so blocked that they can't even get out the door, so don't go to work tomorrow!
Thanks to 'Book Friends 20201222233751448' for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
That night.
A brief funeral was held at the third outpost.
The object of mourning at the funeral was a chief inspector who died in the Ningpingfang Incident.
In this world, due to weird reasons, after human death, there is a certain probability that the corpse will become a "wandering corpse" that bites people indiscriminately, and those who are bitten will also be poisoned by the corpse.
Therefore, for the sake of safety, the funeral is usually held in one day, the last farewell is said to the body, and the body is burned to ashes.
Cheng Han came to the scene and presided over the funeral in person.
It is also an honor for the deceased to serve as the host with the honor of the director.
Other officials of the Inspection Office, Duan Zhuohui, the deputy director, Bai Xinshan, another deputy director, and Tao Hongming, the chief of the third outpost, also attended the funeral.
There are many inspectors in this outpost, and a large group of spirit mastiffs, even more crowded together.
Every face (dog face) is extremely serious.
Standing in front of the coffin, Cheng Han delivered a short speech: "Chief Inspector Shen Dingzhong has worked for the Inspectorate for 22 years, and the Inspectorate will always remember his contribution..."
As he spoke, there were constant sobs from the crowd.
These are the family members who were invited to the scene, weeping uncontrollably.
Cheng Han ended his speech with one sentence: "In the name of the sacred banyan, may the soul of Inspector Shen return to the top of the sacred banyan and obtain eternal rest."
He lowered his head and saluted the coffin first.
The others followed suit.
Even the dogs were the same, they all fell on the ground in unison, with their heads pressed against the ground.
This is the end.
The ceremony is over.
Chief Tao turned his head to look at his subordinates, and whispered, "Send Inspector Shen's body to the funeral parlor for cremation as soon as possible."
Two inspectors came pushing a small cart.
The crying of the family members immediately became louder.
Inspector Shen's wife, her eyes were swollen from crying, begged: "Everyone, can our family take a last look at my husband?"
Chief Tao was very embarrassed.
The previous assassination of the Avengers used a rather terrifying and extraordinary method.
Inspector Shen's flesh had been sucked a lot, and his body shrunk a lot. It was originally a 1.8-meter strong man, but now it was a 1.2-meter dwarf. It looked quite terrifying.
If the family members see the horrible appearance of the corpse, they will definitely have nightmares at night.
Mrs. Shen seemed to understand something, she covered her mouth and began to cry bitterly.
The three children also cried together.
Chief Tao had a dejected look on his face.
The atmosphere at the scene was extremely depressing.
Cheng Han sighed secretly, and said seriously: "Mrs. Shen, I have other means to allow you and your child to meet Inspector Shen again."
Madam Shen bent her knees and was about to kneel down: "Thank you, Director Cheng."
Cheng Han held him up from the air, and sent a force to prevent the other party from kneeling: "Don't do this."
Strange fluctuations flashed through his body, and he flicked his right hand lightly.
The eyes of Mrs. Shen and the three children instantly lost focus, and a strange dazed look appeared on their faces.
next moment.
The mother and son noticed that the surrounding scenery had changed.
No longer an outpost.
It is a mountain forest with birds singing and flowers fragrant.
Inspector Shen was standing beside a meandering stream, looking at the mother and son with a smile on his face: "Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life."
Madam Shen immediately burst into tears: "Old Shen!"
The three-and-a-half-year-old children burst into tears: "Daddy!"
And in the outpost.
A group of inspectors and a group of dogs all looked surprised.
What method did the Director use?
This family all looked dumbfounded, but they couldn't stop crying and muttering strange things, could it be that they had fallen into an illusion?
The two deputy directors looked at each other with both surprise and shock.
These two people knew a lot, and immediately recognized that this was definitely not an illusion. The mother and child had clearly entered a hypnotic state.
In other words - into a dream.
That is, the weird method that Mengshenghui is good at.
But the problem is, the Black Armor Army has never taught the method of dreaming, where did Director Cheng learn it?
It is said that the dreamer needs to use a prop called "dream candle", but the director just waved his hand and pulled the mother and child into the dream.
These methods are much more powerful than Mengshi!
The rumored Great Dreamer seems to be of this level.
in a dream.
The family of five talked for a long time.
Inspector Shen showed an apologetic look: "I'm almost out of time. I'm sorry I have to go first. Let's meet again in the next life."
He touched the heads of the three children one by one, and then hugged his wife. He stepped lightly on the surface of the water, crossed the gurgling stream, and disappeared into the forest.
The four mother and son watched this scene with tears streaming down their faces.
A little while.
They wake up.
Mrs. Shen stood there for a few seconds, tears streaming down her face: "Director Cheng, thank you very much for helping our family reunite for the last time."
The three children cried even more.
For this family, the dream scene is the real final farewell.
Facing the cold coffin, you can't even take a second look at the body. What kind of farewell is this?
Cheng Han let out a long sigh: "The death of Chief Inspector Shen is a huge loss for the entire Inspectorate. It is what I should do to let your family meet."
He has learned about the relevant situation. Inspector Shen is a rare and honest person in the inspection department. He usually works diligently and has never had anything to do with food and cards.
It's really sad that this person died.
The method of entering the dream is the method of stealing from the "betrayer", and after many improvements by the omniscient eye, it is much stronger than the original version.
Cheng Han thought for a while, then Su Rong asked, "Do you have any unfulfilled wishes? I will try my best to fulfill them."
Mrs. Shen's second son, a boy named "Shen Wanhui", suddenly knelt down and said, "Director Cheng, I want to avenge my father with my own hands."
Chief Tao tactfully persuaded: "Wan Hui, the murderer who killed your father has been sentenced to death by the Arbitration Bureau. The executioner will execute the murderer tomorrow. You don't need to do that."
The sentinel understands that the execution of prisoners is the responsibility of the Arbitration Office. An unofficial civil servant has inexplicably robbed the execution officer's job. Can the Arbitration Office be happy?
More importantly, the Arbitration Office has always followed the footsteps of the Council, but its new director has not paid a visit to the Grand Consul, so there is a high probability that the Arbitration Office will not cooperate.
Chief Tao said again: "I have an alternative plan, I can arrange for you to beat up the murderer severely in the name of interrogation, and let out a mouthful..."
Cheng Han glanced at his subordinates and interrupted, "That's it!"
Chief Tao quickly shut his mouth.
Cheng Han turned his head to look at Bai Xinshan, the deputy director, and ordered unceremoniously: "Deputy director Bai, you can go to the arbitration office to negotiate."
Bai Xinshan replied simply: "Understood."
Seeing that the deputy director was needed to come forward, Mrs. Shen realized that this matter was a bit troublesome, and said quickly: "Director Cheng, this kid Wan Hui is too presumptuous, just pretend he didn't say anything."
Cheng Han shook his head: "It's okay! The Arbitration Bureau will not refuse to agree to such a trivial matter."
After half an hour.
Bai Xinshan came back with an ugly face.
The deputy director reported in a low voice: "The Arbitration Office refused to accommodate. The deputy director of 'Ling Dongshan' who was on duty tonight also said that the inspection office's hand was too long."
Cheng Han asked directly: "Director 'Gao Yiyang' of the Arbitration Bureau, where does he live?"
Bai Xinshan quickly replied, "I'll take you there."
The deputy director was secretly surprised, and went to the director of the Arbitration Department's house at the slightest disagreement. The new director's style of doing things is really different!
Cheng Han nodded and said, "Lead the way!"
The two rode on the feathered beast and rushed out of the post.
*
Soon.
Bai Xinshan knocked on the front yard door of a mansion.
"Boom! Boom!"
The servant's voice came over: "Who is it?"
Bai Xinshan consciously played the role of a servant, and shouted: "Director Cheng of the Inspection Department, I'm here to pay a visit to Director Gao Yiyang."
A few seconds passed.
The servant replied: "I'm very sorry, Director Gao is not at home now, he..."
Cheng Han interrupted the servant: "I heard that the food at Director Gao's house is good, so I came here specially to eat a few meals, and chat with Director Gao about the old affairs of the Black Armored Army."
This sentence deliberately used high-end sound transmission technology to send the sound far away, not only the Gao family's mansion can be heard, but all the nearby houses can be heard clearly.
After Cheng Han finished speaking, he immediately raised his right hand and made a virtual push at the door from the air.
"Crack!"
The door lock suddenly snapped.
"Squeak!"
The door opened automatically.
"Ang~"
Guagua yelled and entered the front yard on his own.
A servant stood at the door, transfixed.
This person never imagined that someone would dare to forcibly break into the residence of the Director of the Arbitration Bureau. Isn't this behavior too rampant?
Bai Xinshan followed behind, clicking his tongue endlessly.
Director Cheng is really planning to call the door?
soon.
The Gao family was alarmed.
Director Gao's eldest son, called "Gao Guangming", not only did not dare to be angry or speak up, but he had to bite the bullet and come out to receive him: "Director Cheng, welcome!"
If it were the previous directors, if he dared to force his way through the door, this guy would definitely turn his face off.
But the new director was too powerful, he killed a deputy director when they met, suppressed the Ningpingfang incident with iron blood, and spread the word to various departments in Anhua City.
Even if Gao Guangming borrowed ten guts, he didn't dare to show his face.
Cheng Han jumped off the melon and said with a big thorn, "Take our feathered beast to the animal shed and feed it well."
Gao Guangming was helpless, and quickly ordered his servants to do so.
The two servants responded and immediately went to take the reins of the feathered beast.
"hold head high!"
Guagua let out a cry, and flexibly swung the long bird's neck to avoid the servant's hand grabbing the rein.
The servant froze for a moment, not knowing what to do.
Bai Xinshan helped to explain: "The director's mount, Guagua, is beyond imagination, as long as someone leads the way, Guagua will follow by himself."
"hold head high!"
Guagua yelled again, as if in response.
It followed up with an interesting set of moves.
Guagua stretched out her long beak, and quickly pecked several times, the movement was so fast that the afterimage was left behind.
The first time, he pecked off Bai Xinshan's deputy director's armband.
The second time, he got the armband back again.
The original armband is slightly skewed.
Now it has become straight.
Guagua popped his head out again, and pecked vigorously at the servant's belt.
"Snapped!"
The belt is broken.
The servant's trousers fell down immediately.
"hold head high!"
Guagua flapped her wings, and her cry showed a hint of pride.
The servant hurriedly lifted his pants, extremely embarrassed.
Gao Guangming's face darkened.
Come here uninvited, let alone break the gate, even your feathered beast bullies people like this?
Too much!
Cheng Han smiled, "Guagua is a bit naughty."
He knew very well that Director Gao was obviously staying at home, but the other party had received private instructions from the Council Hall to avoid seeing him.
Is the majestic archon too narrow-minded? !
But that's okay.
How could he not see the person he wanted to see?
Cheng Han's method is very simple, but also very shameless - block the door!
The other party is so blocked that they dare not walk around the house!
So blocked that the other party had to sneak around to eat!
The other party is so blocked that they can't even get out the door, so don't go to work tomorrow!
Thanks to 'Book Friends 20201222233751448' for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
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