Back to the small fishing village in 1982
Chapter 705 You Are Not Smart
Ye Yaodong originally just said it casually to tease him, but he realized in an instant that it had to be like this, everyone said that he didn't have time, and he wanted to watch the excitement, who would take care of the security of the village?
It takes five days to sing a big show. If there are only twenty or thirty people patrolling, then he doesn't have to do anything for those few days.
It is necessary to force each household to have a male. The village belongs to everyone, and a militia team can patrol for a few days to ensure the security of the village. No one wants to lose anything to their own family.
"Okay, okay, you hit your flies, I'll talk to Ade."
"Okay, okay, tell him to get rid of me."
Ye Yaodong turned his head and gave him a look, letting him experience it for himself.
However, when he ran to the village committee, the village committee was also discussing the matter of the militia, and they all said that every household should have a male, otherwise everyone wanted to watch the fun, and no one wanted to stand guard in the village.
Director Ade also said that he made a post in the morning and walked around to mention a few words. Few people were willing. Who made this just temporary, and it was not like before. Who would like to let such a good-looking drama go.
"What's the matter, Ah Dong?" Secretary Chen asked when he saw Ye Yaodong leaning against the door.
"Oh, I'm also here to talk about the militia."
"Hehe, who else do you want to sign up for?"
"Sign up for the villagers of our village. It takes five days to sing a big play. It's so lively. Everyone wants to watch it? I want to watch it too. The militia team has more people to arrange shifts and share the work. It only costs one person In a day or two, you can still have other time to watch the excitement, so it is better not to delay the two."
"We also said there that we will go door-to-door in the afternoon, and then we will arrange a shift, patrol for a few hours in the afternoon and a few hours in the evening, and build more teams. One person can patrol for a day and a half at most. , which is better."
"Okay, if you have an idea, it's up to you. I just happened to be chatting with Ah Zheng. I thought I would come over and mention a few words, so that the village will not be in chaos and everyone's home will be burglarized."
"This will definitely be properly arranged. We were still discussing it. I just mentioned it to you in the morning. I didn't expect you to be quite active." Ade said with a smile.
"Of course we have to be active. When the time comes, the whole village will go to Tianhou Palace to watch the excitement. Every house will be empty. Isn't this just waiting for a thief to come?"
"Well, let's discuss it, and we will go door to door tomorrow."
"Okay, it's nothing to do with me, so I'm leaving." Ye Yaodong greeted him, and strolled away again.
The village had never been so lively before, and he was really looking forward to it. In his last life, it was ten years before the Mazu Temple was built. Although it was very lively, it must not be as lively as in this life. After all, the leaders of the county will come and say When I went out, everyone in the village had light on their faces.
Moreover, he remembered that he only sang big plays for three days in his previous life, and the village was already bustling like never before. Tianxi troupe.
The old lady didn't live to that time in her previous life, but in this life she can watch and enjoy it in advance.
He wobbled back all the way, but there was no one in the village at the moment, and they were probably called home for dinner.
And the children in twos and threes on the road have also come back from school, running and jumping one by one with their small schoolbags on their backs. When they see the dogtail grass on the roadside, they will stop and grab them. The road runs farther and farther...
Ye Yaodong looked at the excited children chasing him, smiled and continued walking.
However, when he saw his son squatting in front of him, letting Ye Chenghai stretch out his foot and stroke his head twice, he couldn't laugh anymore.
This fool!
"Ye Chenghu, what are you doing?"
"Huh? Dad?"
Seeing his father approaching, Ye Chenghu hurriedly ran towards him with a smile, "Just now, sister Xiuxiu took advantage of me squatting there to pick up marbles and jumped over my head. It would weaken me, so I let Ah Hai Brother scratched my head twice, so it won't happen."
Ye Yaodong's head was full of black lines, but he was also like this when he was a child, so he can't be blamed for being stupid.
"Go home for dinner!"
"Third Uncle, when is the tide going out today?"
"Wait a minute and leave."
"Then let's go pick up octopus after dinner."
"Third Uncle, when will you buy us crispy noodles and soda? Is it enough money?" Ye Chengjiang asked impatiently.
Ye Chenghu yelled eagerly, "Will it be enough? There are so many of you, 123456... Now there are a lot of bottles and cans left by others on the beach, and the number of catches has decreased. How can my father have so many people?" Rich?"
This is a food protection one, if I don’t have one, it’s best not for others to have it!
"It has been caught for many days, and it must be enough to buy food." Ye Chenghe said unwillingly.
"Don't pay attention to him, third uncle has the final say, he wants money or not to eat, he has nothing to eat, and of course he doesn't want third uncle to buy it for us." Ye Chenghai said clearly.
Several children stared at each other, almost as if they were cross-eyed.
Ye Yaodong shook his head helplessly, he was still waiting for when they would be discovered, and he would buy something to comfort them after a beating?
I didn't expect to be able to persist for many days without being discovered.
In the past few days, he went to sea, and these people were collected and secretly put in his house. Anyway, the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law went out to sea, and they didn't know anything when they came back. Occasionally, they forgot and didn't ask about it. robbery.
"Okay, I'll go to the small shop to buy them for you after dinner, just in time for you to take to school for lunch in the afternoon, without being discovered."
"Thank you third uncle!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, the recent efforts were not in vain, several excited shouted in unison.
Only Ye Chenghu was depressed.
By lunch time, however, he was relieved and excited.
Because there were bursts of not-so-clear calls for help and swearing from the next door, and not long after, beating and scolding came from the next door, but this time it was very clear, and his eyes sparkled.
Ah Hai and the others were beaten!
Hehe, it must have been discovered.
Hmph, who told you to let my dad buy food for you every day?
Hearing the beating and scolding from the neighbor, the old lady quickly put down her chopsticks, "What's the matter? Why are you beating the child after eating? You haven't been home for a few days, and you've only stayed at home for a day, and nothing has stopped...I'll go and see... "
"Don't look, what to look at, it must have just returned with an empty bucket and was discovered."
Ye Yaodong knew it when he heard the movement, and it was finally exposed.
The old lady stayed at home all day because she knew that these children sent all the octopus they received to Dongzi's house, and then went back all day with an empty bucket, with their elbows turned outward. in vain.
"Then go and save them..."
"If I don't go, I will have to hear that they have sold me. If I don't go, I can still pretend that I don't know. I can buy instant noodles and soda for them later to comfort them."
Without knowing the truth, they could still be good uncles and nephews.
"It's so old, and you still mess around with them all day long."
"You eat yours."
After speaking, Ye Yaodong glared at Ye Chenghu again, "Stop gloating, eat your food, now you know how important it is to have a good father?"
"Then will you also buy me instant noodles and soda?"
"Want to fart? Buy it yourself."
Ye Chenghu was depressed again. He caught octopuses and sold them to his father. His father would share half of the octopus. Obviously he caught more than the others, but after halving the octopus, he became the least. After saving for a few days Not enough to buy either.
Lin Xiuqing fed Ye Xiaoxi porridge from the side, just watched and listened silently, obviously it was the elder sister-in-law and second sister-in-law who beat the child, but he said that a good father is important, so he would put gold on his face.
After lunch, looking at the six boys and girls who were standing in front of his house, covering their buttocks and mourning their faces, Ye Yaodong didn't wait for them to speak, and went to fulfill his promise with a smile on his face.
I took the initiative to push the bicycle out, bought six packs of Hongfa instant noodles and six bottles of orange-flavored soda, and came back to comfort their wounded hearts and bodies.
With tears in his eyes, Ye Chenghai shared a share with each of his brothers and sisters, and still held the last share in his hand. He didn't want to share it with Ye Chenghe, and pointed at his nose and scolded him.
"You idiot, idiot! I'm so mad! All of us were beaten up, and we didn't have any food. You should ask Uncle San not to buy it for you, you pig brain."
Ye Chenghe also wanted to cry, "Who knew that mother is so smart? I just said that I don't want to eat lunch, I just want to save my stomach for instant noodles and soda..."
"You pig brain!"
Ye Chenghai was furious, if it wasn't for the pain in his butt after being spanked, he would have wanted to pin this idiot to the ground for a good beating.
"Why do I have such a stupid brother like you? I'm so mad."
Now Ye Yaodong also understood the reason for their exposure, almost made Ye Chenghe laugh to death, he was really a pig brain.
Not really smart!
Half-year-old, eating poor old man, going to school for half a day, noisy all morning, how can there be a child who is not hungry and does not want to eat when he comes back?Usually there are only times when you are not full enough.
Isn't this an obvious problem?
Is it okay to take the initiative to fight?
It also caused a group of brothers and sisters to sit together, beaten and starved together.
Ye Chenghe is not a smart kid.
Lin Xiuqing also listened to it with a smile on her face. This child is cute and silly.
"It's all your third uncle's fault. If I tell you to buy it after school at night, you won't be discovered."
"Haha, is this still my fault?"
Ye Chenghe even nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, yes, if the third uncle said that he would buy it for us when he came back from school at night, I wouldn't say that I would not eat. This way, my mother would not find out, and everyone would not have to be beaten or starved."
Sure enough, not smart.
Ye Yaodong flicked his forehead so hard that it turned red, and said threateningly: "So, you don't want to eat instant noodles and soda, do you?"
"If you want, I'm too stupid, it's none of the third uncle's business." After finishing speaking, he snatched his share of instant noodles and soda from Ye Chenghai's arms.
After the beatings are over, if there is no food left, then he will cry to death under the bed.
The few of them were standing as punishment just after being beaten, and they didn't even have to eat, so they counted on this as their meal.
Ye Chenghu gloated and looked at them with the crispy rice in his hands, but now he didn't envy them for eating.
He also has crispy rice, which is also very fragrant. The key is that the stomach is full, and it seems that he is not so greedy.
"It's so fragrant, the crust is so crisp~"
Ye Chenghe glared at him, held the instant noodles and waved them around in front of his eyes a few times, and pressed them hard, crushing them into small pieces, "Instant noodles are more fragrant and crispy."
Unmoved, Ye Chenghu deliberately sat on the stool next to them, but ended up sitting up again as if his butt was on fire, and said funny.
"Ouch~It hurts~It hurts~My ass~My ass~"
The six boys and girls all frowned at the same time, wanting to rush up and push him to the ground to beat him up.
Ye Yaodong looked at the humble appearance of his elder son, and felt a little familiar...
Lin Xiuqing smiled and patted the back of the eldest son's head, "Don't make trouble, or your life will be difficult after your brothers and sisters' buttocks are healed?"
"Hehe~"
"Guokuo, I think instant noodles are better!" Ye Chengyang also held a small piece of rice cake in his hand.
"You're an idiot too."
Ye Yaodong looked at the group of children with a smile, "Okay, hurry up and go to school, otherwise your mother will see you later and you will be beaten again."
The children nodded like they were pounding garlic, and began to knead the crispy noodles in their hands.
In an instant, the room was filled with the sound of plastic bags, followed by crunching and gurgling sounds of drinks.
Ye Chenghu suddenly felt that the crispy rice in his hand was no longer fragrant, it was dry, but it was still very fragrant and crispy just now.
Looking at Ye Chengyang, he still gnawed with relish, and those who didn't know thought he was eating fast food noodles.
Stupid!
He ran to the door and squatted unhappily.
Unexpectedly, the old lady came out slowly at this time, and hit his buttocks twice with a cane, "Get up, get up."
"Madam?"
The old lady touched her pocket, took out her handkerchief, opened it tremblingly, took two five-cent coins and handed them to him, smiling and whispering: "Is it enough?"
Ye Chenghu was so excited that he almost jumped up, nodded quickly, and said softly, "Enough, enough."
"Don't tell anyone."
"Uh-huh."
Ye Chenghu took it happily, and separated the two coins into two pockets, so that there would be no sound~
His face was flushed with excitement, and he would buy it at the school gate later, and secretly bring it to school to eat, so that Yangyang and the others would not know about it, but his classmates would know.
He is so smart.
It takes five days to sing a big show. If there are only twenty or thirty people patrolling, then he doesn't have to do anything for those few days.
It is necessary to force each household to have a male. The village belongs to everyone, and a militia team can patrol for a few days to ensure the security of the village. No one wants to lose anything to their own family.
"Okay, okay, you hit your flies, I'll talk to Ade."
"Okay, okay, tell him to get rid of me."
Ye Yaodong turned his head and gave him a look, letting him experience it for himself.
However, when he ran to the village committee, the village committee was also discussing the matter of the militia, and they all said that every household should have a male, otherwise everyone wanted to watch the fun, and no one wanted to stand guard in the village.
Director Ade also said that he made a post in the morning and walked around to mention a few words. Few people were willing. Who made this just temporary, and it was not like before. Who would like to let such a good-looking drama go.
"What's the matter, Ah Dong?" Secretary Chen asked when he saw Ye Yaodong leaning against the door.
"Oh, I'm also here to talk about the militia."
"Hehe, who else do you want to sign up for?"
"Sign up for the villagers of our village. It takes five days to sing a big play. It's so lively. Everyone wants to watch it? I want to watch it too. The militia team has more people to arrange shifts and share the work. It only costs one person In a day or two, you can still have other time to watch the excitement, so it is better not to delay the two."
"We also said there that we will go door-to-door in the afternoon, and then we will arrange a shift, patrol for a few hours in the afternoon and a few hours in the evening, and build more teams. One person can patrol for a day and a half at most. , which is better."
"Okay, if you have an idea, it's up to you. I just happened to be chatting with Ah Zheng. I thought I would come over and mention a few words, so that the village will not be in chaos and everyone's home will be burglarized."
"This will definitely be properly arranged. We were still discussing it. I just mentioned it to you in the morning. I didn't expect you to be quite active." Ade said with a smile.
"Of course we have to be active. When the time comes, the whole village will go to Tianhou Palace to watch the excitement. Every house will be empty. Isn't this just waiting for a thief to come?"
"Well, let's discuss it, and we will go door to door tomorrow."
"Okay, it's nothing to do with me, so I'm leaving." Ye Yaodong greeted him, and strolled away again.
The village had never been so lively before, and he was really looking forward to it. In his last life, it was ten years before the Mazu Temple was built. Although it was very lively, it must not be as lively as in this life. After all, the leaders of the county will come and say When I went out, everyone in the village had light on their faces.
Moreover, he remembered that he only sang big plays for three days in his previous life, and the village was already bustling like never before. Tianxi troupe.
The old lady didn't live to that time in her previous life, but in this life she can watch and enjoy it in advance.
He wobbled back all the way, but there was no one in the village at the moment, and they were probably called home for dinner.
And the children in twos and threes on the road have also come back from school, running and jumping one by one with their small schoolbags on their backs. When they see the dogtail grass on the roadside, they will stop and grab them. The road runs farther and farther...
Ye Yaodong looked at the excited children chasing him, smiled and continued walking.
However, when he saw his son squatting in front of him, letting Ye Chenghai stretch out his foot and stroke his head twice, he couldn't laugh anymore.
This fool!
"Ye Chenghu, what are you doing?"
"Huh? Dad?"
Seeing his father approaching, Ye Chenghu hurriedly ran towards him with a smile, "Just now, sister Xiuxiu took advantage of me squatting there to pick up marbles and jumped over my head. It would weaken me, so I let Ah Hai Brother scratched my head twice, so it won't happen."
Ye Yaodong's head was full of black lines, but he was also like this when he was a child, so he can't be blamed for being stupid.
"Go home for dinner!"
"Third Uncle, when is the tide going out today?"
"Wait a minute and leave."
"Then let's go pick up octopus after dinner."
"Third Uncle, when will you buy us crispy noodles and soda? Is it enough money?" Ye Chengjiang asked impatiently.
Ye Chenghu yelled eagerly, "Will it be enough? There are so many of you, 123456... Now there are a lot of bottles and cans left by others on the beach, and the number of catches has decreased. How can my father have so many people?" Rich?"
This is a food protection one, if I don’t have one, it’s best not for others to have it!
"It has been caught for many days, and it must be enough to buy food." Ye Chenghe said unwillingly.
"Don't pay attention to him, third uncle has the final say, he wants money or not to eat, he has nothing to eat, and of course he doesn't want third uncle to buy it for us." Ye Chenghai said clearly.
Several children stared at each other, almost as if they were cross-eyed.
Ye Yaodong shook his head helplessly, he was still waiting for when they would be discovered, and he would buy something to comfort them after a beating?
I didn't expect to be able to persist for many days without being discovered.
In the past few days, he went to sea, and these people were collected and secretly put in his house. Anyway, the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law went out to sea, and they didn't know anything when they came back. Occasionally, they forgot and didn't ask about it. robbery.
"Okay, I'll go to the small shop to buy them for you after dinner, just in time for you to take to school for lunch in the afternoon, without being discovered."
"Thank you third uncle!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, the recent efforts were not in vain, several excited shouted in unison.
Only Ye Chenghu was depressed.
By lunch time, however, he was relieved and excited.
Because there were bursts of not-so-clear calls for help and swearing from the next door, and not long after, beating and scolding came from the next door, but this time it was very clear, and his eyes sparkled.
Ah Hai and the others were beaten!
Hehe, it must have been discovered.
Hmph, who told you to let my dad buy food for you every day?
Hearing the beating and scolding from the neighbor, the old lady quickly put down her chopsticks, "What's the matter? Why are you beating the child after eating? You haven't been home for a few days, and you've only stayed at home for a day, and nothing has stopped...I'll go and see... "
"Don't look, what to look at, it must have just returned with an empty bucket and was discovered."
Ye Yaodong knew it when he heard the movement, and it was finally exposed.
The old lady stayed at home all day because she knew that these children sent all the octopus they received to Dongzi's house, and then went back all day with an empty bucket, with their elbows turned outward. in vain.
"Then go and save them..."
"If I don't go, I will have to hear that they have sold me. If I don't go, I can still pretend that I don't know. I can buy instant noodles and soda for them later to comfort them."
Without knowing the truth, they could still be good uncles and nephews.
"It's so old, and you still mess around with them all day long."
"You eat yours."
After speaking, Ye Yaodong glared at Ye Chenghu again, "Stop gloating, eat your food, now you know how important it is to have a good father?"
"Then will you also buy me instant noodles and soda?"
"Want to fart? Buy it yourself."
Ye Chenghu was depressed again. He caught octopuses and sold them to his father. His father would share half of the octopus. Obviously he caught more than the others, but after halving the octopus, he became the least. After saving for a few days Not enough to buy either.
Lin Xiuqing fed Ye Xiaoxi porridge from the side, just watched and listened silently, obviously it was the elder sister-in-law and second sister-in-law who beat the child, but he said that a good father is important, so he would put gold on his face.
After lunch, looking at the six boys and girls who were standing in front of his house, covering their buttocks and mourning their faces, Ye Yaodong didn't wait for them to speak, and went to fulfill his promise with a smile on his face.
I took the initiative to push the bicycle out, bought six packs of Hongfa instant noodles and six bottles of orange-flavored soda, and came back to comfort their wounded hearts and bodies.
With tears in his eyes, Ye Chenghai shared a share with each of his brothers and sisters, and still held the last share in his hand. He didn't want to share it with Ye Chenghe, and pointed at his nose and scolded him.
"You idiot, idiot! I'm so mad! All of us were beaten up, and we didn't have any food. You should ask Uncle San not to buy it for you, you pig brain."
Ye Chenghe also wanted to cry, "Who knew that mother is so smart? I just said that I don't want to eat lunch, I just want to save my stomach for instant noodles and soda..."
"You pig brain!"
Ye Chenghai was furious, if it wasn't for the pain in his butt after being spanked, he would have wanted to pin this idiot to the ground for a good beating.
"Why do I have such a stupid brother like you? I'm so mad."
Now Ye Yaodong also understood the reason for their exposure, almost made Ye Chenghe laugh to death, he was really a pig brain.
Not really smart!
Half-year-old, eating poor old man, going to school for half a day, noisy all morning, how can there be a child who is not hungry and does not want to eat when he comes back?Usually there are only times when you are not full enough.
Isn't this an obvious problem?
Is it okay to take the initiative to fight?
It also caused a group of brothers and sisters to sit together, beaten and starved together.
Ye Chenghe is not a smart kid.
Lin Xiuqing also listened to it with a smile on her face. This child is cute and silly.
"It's all your third uncle's fault. If I tell you to buy it after school at night, you won't be discovered."
"Haha, is this still my fault?"
Ye Chenghe even nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, yes, if the third uncle said that he would buy it for us when he came back from school at night, I wouldn't say that I would not eat. This way, my mother would not find out, and everyone would not have to be beaten or starved."
Sure enough, not smart.
Ye Yaodong flicked his forehead so hard that it turned red, and said threateningly: "So, you don't want to eat instant noodles and soda, do you?"
"If you want, I'm too stupid, it's none of the third uncle's business." After finishing speaking, he snatched his share of instant noodles and soda from Ye Chenghai's arms.
After the beatings are over, if there is no food left, then he will cry to death under the bed.
The few of them were standing as punishment just after being beaten, and they didn't even have to eat, so they counted on this as their meal.
Ye Chenghu gloated and looked at them with the crispy rice in his hands, but now he didn't envy them for eating.
He also has crispy rice, which is also very fragrant. The key is that the stomach is full, and it seems that he is not so greedy.
"It's so fragrant, the crust is so crisp~"
Ye Chenghe glared at him, held the instant noodles and waved them around in front of his eyes a few times, and pressed them hard, crushing them into small pieces, "Instant noodles are more fragrant and crispy."
Unmoved, Ye Chenghu deliberately sat on the stool next to them, but ended up sitting up again as if his butt was on fire, and said funny.
"Ouch~It hurts~It hurts~My ass~My ass~"
The six boys and girls all frowned at the same time, wanting to rush up and push him to the ground to beat him up.
Ye Yaodong looked at the humble appearance of his elder son, and felt a little familiar...
Lin Xiuqing smiled and patted the back of the eldest son's head, "Don't make trouble, or your life will be difficult after your brothers and sisters' buttocks are healed?"
"Hehe~"
"Guokuo, I think instant noodles are better!" Ye Chengyang also held a small piece of rice cake in his hand.
"You're an idiot too."
Ye Yaodong looked at the group of children with a smile, "Okay, hurry up and go to school, otherwise your mother will see you later and you will be beaten again."
The children nodded like they were pounding garlic, and began to knead the crispy noodles in their hands.
In an instant, the room was filled with the sound of plastic bags, followed by crunching and gurgling sounds of drinks.
Ye Chenghu suddenly felt that the crispy rice in his hand was no longer fragrant, it was dry, but it was still very fragrant and crispy just now.
Looking at Ye Chengyang, he still gnawed with relish, and those who didn't know thought he was eating fast food noodles.
Stupid!
He ran to the door and squatted unhappily.
Unexpectedly, the old lady came out slowly at this time, and hit his buttocks twice with a cane, "Get up, get up."
"Madam?"
The old lady touched her pocket, took out her handkerchief, opened it tremblingly, took two five-cent coins and handed them to him, smiling and whispering: "Is it enough?"
Ye Chenghu was so excited that he almost jumped up, nodded quickly, and said softly, "Enough, enough."
"Don't tell anyone."
"Uh-huh."
Ye Chenghu took it happily, and separated the two coins into two pockets, so that there would be no sound~
His face was flushed with excitement, and he would buy it at the school gate later, and secretly bring it to school to eat, so that Yangyang and the others would not know about it, but his classmates would know.
He is so smart.
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