My brother is the most handsome man in the Qin Dynasty

Chapter 440: Willing to be a messenger to relieve today’s misfortunes

The king and his ministers returned to the room and continued to eat the unfinished meal.

"Can I drink alcohol?"

The First Emperor suddenly asked.

"Yes, I can drink ten jars!"

The veteran's chest was slapping loudly.

Soon, ten jars of wine were served. Xiao Wangli pointed to the brown wine jar and asked Wang Jian. He had no memory of being pinched and did not hold any grudge.

"Father, what is this?"

Wang Jian replied fondly:
"A reliever of sorrow."

"Is it possible to drink?"

"Are you worried?"

Xiao Wangli opened his big eyes, full of confusion.

"Very sad?"

The First Emperor couldn't stand it anymore. It was not pleasant at all to talk about so much nonsense while drinking.

Cursing:
"Wang Jian, you talk a lot of nonsense. After drinking the water of the East China Sea for several months, have you forgotten that you are not from Qi but from Qin?"

He opened the mud seal, dipped his chopsticks into the wine, and stuffed it into Xiao Wangli's mouth.

Xiao Wang Liba frowned and said "ha" while waving his little hands.

"It doesn't taste good. My uncle won't drink it."

The king and his ministers laughed. The cuteness of human cubs is far more healing than cats and dogs.

After calling the servants to take Xiao Wangli away, the monarch and his ministers began to drink. They pulled the cups, cups, and bottles aside, filled the rice bowls with them, bumped them, and drank them all in one gulp.

They talked about the death of the old general Meng Ao, the retirement of Prime Minister Wang Wanyou, the cunning old man Wei Liao, and the suspicion of Wang Jian, the Marquis of Wucheng.

The smell of alcohol got thicker and the laughter got louder.

The cursing voice also changed from a solo of a prime man to a duo of prime and elderly people.

Zhang Han, who was waiting in front of the door, closed the door silently to prevent the sound from spreading outside and losing the majesty of the First Emperor.

Time passed, and suddenly there was a loud noise in the house, followed by the sound of jingling bells.

Zhang Han's expression changed slightly and he immediately broke through the door and entered.

I saw the First Emperor half lying on the couch, his face swollen, and he was holding the couch with one hand, trying to sit up but unable to do so.

Wang Jian sat cross-legged next to the First Emperor, his face flushed, and he tilted his head to look at the First Emperor. He kept opening and closing his eyes with force, shaking his body, nodding his head, and mumbling.

"Why are there two Your Majesty?"

The table top was accidentally knocked over by one of the two. Cups, plates, cups, and chopsticks fell all over the floor. The soup, water, vegetables, and meat were mixed together, making it a mess.

Zhang Han breathed a sigh of relief, took his hand off the hilt of the sword, stepped forward to the side of the First Emperor, put his hand over his mouth, put it close to the First Emperor's ear, and whispered:
"Your Majesty, the Marquis of Wucheng is drunk, shall I send him back?"

Judging from the scene alone, if Wang Jian, who kept nodding his head, was drunk, then the First Emperor, who couldn't stand up, was very drunk.

But how could Zhang Han dare to say that the emperor was drunk?
He didn't dare, but Wang Jian did.

The Great Qin Army, who drank four jars of strong liquor alone, felt the anger in his heart. His hazy drunken eyes transformed into battlefield Shura pupils, and he could see clearly who the stander was in an instant.

"Boy Zhang, what nonsense are you talking about! Are you blind? Open your eyes and see who is drunk! Hey, why do you have two of them?"

The words were true, but in order for the drunken First Emperor to hear the words clearly, the whisper was not very quiet.

Zhang Han was not frightened by his words, but the doctor was left speechless.

The strong liquor brewed by Xin Dao Chang'an Jun was really harmful to people. It made Marquis Wucheng, who knew how to protect himself wisely, lose his sense of proportion. Drinking would cause trouble!
As soon as he got down, he had to help the First Emperor back to his bedroom, thinking that the chef needed to prepare sobering soup immediately.

"Wang Jian! I'm just asking you!"

The First Emperor, supported by Zhang Han's strong arms, stood erratically and steadily.

Wang Jian was sitting on the couch, waving and asking questions at the pile on the ground.

Wang Jian's movements did not change, he was still nodding his head up and down, facing the place where the First Emperor lay just now.

"What are you asking again?"

The two people were not facing each other during the conversation, and their questions and answers were completely disrespectful, which made the third person, Zhang Han, gnash his teeth and start imagining how wonderful it would be after sobering up.

He was in no hurry to take the First Emperor away. He hadn't seen the First Emperor so happy for a long time.No, it can’t be said to be joyful, it should be said to be relaxed...

However, the next moment, his expression suddenly changed and he was shocked.

If he hadn't put both hands on the First Emperor, he would have given himself two big mouths.

Whether you can leave or not, something big has happened now!
He was so drunk that he didn’t know that the First Emperor, who called himself me, bent down and shouted at the pieces of cups, plates, bowls, and plates.

"If I die, how should you handle yourself?"

Tuan Shang Wucheng Hou smiled and slapped the place where the First Emperor lay down just now.Judging from where it landed, if the First Emperor didn't get up, he would have hit the First Emperor's arm.

"Meng Gong has passed away, and you have died again. Who else will Nai Gong be afraid of? He should be the King of Qi!"

Zhang Hansheng dragged the First Emperor away, almost dragging him away.

The First Emperor's feet landed on the ground like a python, twisting and turning without strength.

"Rebellious and traitorous, I will destroy your tribe!"

The sound gradually spread away.

In the house, when the door opened, Wang Jian's body was as strong as a willow tree, as tall as a green pine tree. He turned his head to look at the open door. His eyes were still drunk, but only a little drunk!
His king Jian now sacrifices his life.

One advised the First Emperor to take care of his holy body.

Second, test the Holy Heart of the First Emperor.

"The world can't live without me, Wang Jian, but it can't live without His Majesty..."

The veteran said to himself, patted the mud seal, picked up the wine jar and poured it into his mouth. The wine was as clear as the water of the Tianhe River, and the aroma was overflowing.

After a while, the water in the Tianhe River turned into water drops, and the veteran smashed the wine jar and shouted loudly.

"Good wine! Enough!"

Then he picked up a new jar and drank the Tianhe water to relieve sorrow!
The veteran knew that this was not good for his health. The reason why he drank without sipping was because he didn't know if it was his guillotine wine.

The sound of the jar breaking was heard twice more, and the veteran went to get the wine again, but came up empty.

Looking back, I realized that I was out of wine.

Out of ten jars of wine, the First Emperor drank three jars, and the remaining seven jars fell into the belly of the veteran.

The veteran was still unfinished, so he lay down on the bed due to the overwhelming drunkenness, and soon fell asleep.

The veteran also knows to put a pillow under his head.He put the quilt on him, and the quilt was covering his whole body, which showed that he was really not drunk.

It is said that ten jars of wine are drunk, and ten jars of wine are drunk.

The veteran is from Qin and doesn't like to brag.

This night, the veteran slept soundly and slept for seven hours.

When I wake up, I feel unbearably thirsty on top, hungry in the middle, and ready to explode below.

First, he ran to the toilet to solve his three urgent needs, and then walked back to the room, rubbing his head, thinking about instructing his servants to quickly ask the chef to deliver meals.

When he looked up, he saw a eunuch wearing black Xianyang Palace attire in front of the door. He had been waiting for who knows how long.

The pace slowed down at first, and then returned to normal speed. Naturally, he said to the eunuch:
"Go and ask the cook to prepare a meal for me, with more meat and some tea soup.

"No, bring ten jars of wine!"

The eunuch didn't respond and stood up straight facing the veteran. "His Majesty ordered: If you can't drink, don't drink! You are boasting! I don't want to hear that Wang Jian drank to death!"

The veteran looked in a daze, as if he heard the eunuch's respectful words.

"I'm going to report to the cook for the Marquis."

"Hold on."

The eunuch turned around and bowed his head.

"Do you have any other instructions from the Marquis?"

"No more wine."

I have constant headaches and drink too much in a hurry!

The veteran entered, closed the door, and the uncontrollable laughter rose from his throat and came out of his mouth.

He squatted on the floor that had been cleaned at some point, sniffing the ambergris that had been put in at some point, and laughed to tears.

He had lived half his life laughing and worrying, but it turned out that he was scaring himself.

Being a general of Qin in this life is just like that.

Being a general of the First Emperor is extremely lucky!

Ten days later.

Qi, as well as a number of feudal officials from neighboring Chu, went to Kuaiji to meet the First Emperor.

It doesn't matter whether you see him or not, this loyal minister must be shown and shown.

It’s just that His Majesty’s motorcade has no fixed address and is difficult to find. It has been parked in Kuaiji for such a long time, and the Marquis of Wucheng has gone to see the saint. If you haven’t gone to see the saint, what are you worried about?

Yin Tong, the governor of Kuaiji County, captured seven Chu Mo and reported them to the First Emperor.

The seven people not only confessed to transporting the meteorite, but also cursed Qin Gou, the first emperor, saying, "The world has been anti-Qin for a long time, and you will not live long."

The First Emperor ordered Li Si to discover the mastermind behind the seven people. Many punishments were imposed on them, and the seven people were tortured into inhuman form. However, he could only get one answer from the seven people - the people of the world.

If Ying Chengyu were here, he would praise him as "a true righteous man" and then kill him with one sword.

The First Emperor sneered.

"The bravery of an ordinary man is beyond the reach of the three tribes of Yi."

Yin Tong, the governor of Kuaiji County, finally met the First Emperor. The First Emperor greatly appreciated him and gave him [-] gold, ten horses and a pair of fine glazed beads on the spot.

Yin Tong thanked him loudly and breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about how to repay the Tian brothers.

If the Tian brothers hadn't caught these seven rebel Chu Mo and handed them over to Yin Tong, this disaster would have been difficult to escape. Jing Cha, the governor of Donghai County, would have died at the word of death.

On this day, Zhang Han entered with two letters and handed them to the First Emperor.

Both letters came from the northwest. One was written by Ying Chengyu himself, and the other wrote about what Ying Chengyu did when he arrived in the northwest.

The First Emperor opened the first letter and knew it was his brother's handwriting as soon as he saw the handwriting.

【God is easy to bully, but the people below are hard to kill!If the imperial brother continues to do this, the Qin Dynasty will be destroyed! 】

"Scaremongering is a woman's fault."

The First Emperor made a brief comment and opened the second letter with a little urgency. He wanted to know what his brother was doing in the northwest.

There are not many words, so I should be able to read it quickly, but the First Emperor read it for a full quarter of an hour.

"This stick..."

Gritting his teeth, the First Emperor's hands were shaking a little.

"What are you doing! You are seeking death!"

The First Emperor knew that his younger brother was going to go deep into the desert alone, but he didn't know that his younger brother would set out in autumn and take his mother with him.

The First Emperor, who knew he was not good at military skills, called Wang Jian, the God of War of the Qin Dynasty, to find out what his brother was up to, and said tactfully:
"What are the pros and cons of cutting down beards in autumn?"

The veteran looked solemn and said with great solemnity:
"Donghu in the northeast, or Xiongnu in the northwest?"

"……northwest."

The veteran gathered his words and said after a moment:
"The Xiongnu have been beaten by Meng Tian and have lost all courage. It is expected that they will not dare to attack the Qin Dynasty this year, so it is not appropriate to mobilize the army. If your Majesty insists on sending troops in autumn, the advantage is that the Xiongnu can be caught off guard, and the first battle should be a great victory.

“But then there are all the disadvantages.

"The Xiongnu are different from the Central Plains. They make a living by grazing. Their war horses have built up enough muscle in spring and summer. In autumn, the grass withers and they can no longer graze, so there are only men.

“If we plant in spring and harvest in autumn in our Central Plains, and force conscription, the grain output will be reduced.

"Even if we win in the Autumn Expedition against Hu, Qin will lose. If we lose, we will not only lose the newly recaptured Henan land, but Yanmen and Jiuyuan counties will also be in danger.

"If the war had not started in the spring, after one winter, all the autumn fat would be lost, and the Huns' war horses would be at their weakest. Moreover, spring is when the Huns graze, and they would eat horse chews to supplement the food for the winter people. Busyness is similar to the autumn harvest in the Central Plains, and there is no room for manpower. Going out is the most suitable for conquest."

The First Emperor was silent for a moment and nodded carefully.

"I know it.

"Then...what's the benefit of the general going to war with his mother?"

The veteran's eyes widened and he was confused. Your Majesty, are you joking with me?

Having fought in wars all his life, he had read many military books and remembered all the battle cases in his mind. He was also confused about taking his mother to fight, which was in his blind spot where he was best at military affairs.

But seeing the First Emperor seriously waiting for the next sentence, the veteran couldn't help but answer, and he really thought about it.

"Improve morale? If you fail, you will die with your mother."

The First Emperor thought that his brother used to use his inner strength to clear the meridians of the Empress Dowager Han and massage her carefully, and felt that the filial Shuzi might not think so.

What on earth is this guy doing?

Not only the First Emperor thought so, but also the five generals of the Taotie Army thought so.

In the desert, the green grass is dyed red with blood.

In ancient times, desert did not only refer to desert, but also collectively referred to grassland, desert, and Gobi.

After the Taotie army penetrated deep into the desert, they rushed for three days. When they were about to finish the dry food they carried, they encountered the Huns cavalry in front of them by great coincidence.

A team of 3000 people is not too many, but not too few either.

Fifty thousand versus three thousand, plus equipment to crush them, there is no doubt that the Huns cavalry were defeated.

At the moment, 3000 people were surrounded by five armies from the front, rear, left, and right, turning them into fish on chopping blocks.

Thousands of archers already had arrows in their hands, waiting for the command from their generals to shoot these Hun dogs into sieves!
But they kept waiting and waiting, until their bow-drawing arms were sore, but they still didn't wait for General Pian's order.

They didn't know that their general had long wanted to give the order to be shot, but the commander-in-chief, Ying Chengyu, refused.

"No one can act rashly without my order!"

Mi Sui, Meng Wu, Ying Jianglu, Wei Zhuang, and Liu Bang didn't know what Ying Chengyu was waiting for.

Meng Wu, who knew Ying Chengyu's tactics, secretly guessed that King Xiao Qin wanted to surround him for reinforcements?
In the field, the faces of the surrounded Huns showed despair. They didn't know why the Qin army appeared here, but they knew that there were no survivors under the Qin army.

All Xiongnu who fell into the hands of the Qin army, regardless of age or sex, had their heads cut off, and no one survived.

Although they were the elite of the Xiongnu soldiers, seeing the Qin army's horses covered half of their bodies with armor, they had no chance of winning.

"Prince! Let's protect you and rush out!"

"These Qin dogs! They came from nowhere!"

"We have done something wrong, and the heaven, earth, sun and moon will punish us here!"

Prince Maodun had a ferocious look on his face, holding a scimitar in his hand, and was about to order a charge. He would die anyway, so it would be better to die on the charge!
"Prince, wait a minute, I know the leader here, and I would like to be the envoy to relieve today's misfortune."


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