My brother is the most handsome man in the Qin Dynasty

Chapter 413 Since you like to pretend to be dead, you might as well die. I want your three clans to accompany you, okay?

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!

"The wind is blowing! The clouds are flying!"

Under the sky, the ancient city is armored.

Liu Bang opened his arms as if he wanted to embrace the vastness, and he rode on the horse and sang to the sky.

Behind him, two thousand tigers and wolves beat drums like thunderbolts, shaking the earth dragon so that it was difficult to sleep, turned over and trembled.

Ying Chengyu looked back and smiled as he watched Liu Bang go crazy. This kind of state of mind when he became famous all over the world was something he would never have again if he was born in the top class.

If I were to travel to an ordinary people's home, if I was lucky enough to survive, and one day be appreciated by a big shot and treated with generous gifts, I would be even more happy than him.

This world that makes people unable to survive, is really fucked up!It must be changed!Lao Tzu Ying Chengxu said it!
"Liu Bang! That's the only sentence in your broken song! I'm really tired of listening to it!"

Liu Bang scratched his head. He was a brave and fierce knight who didn't like to study. How could he be so educated? He was already very proud to be able to make up a song!

"How about you give it to Ji, or if you want to give it to Bang?"

"You're still playing tricks with me, haven't you already sung to me in the restaurant?"

Liu Bang opened his mouth wide.

"what?"

Your Majesty, when have you ever listened?How could Bang not know?My song is really just one line!

Ying Chengxun patted the horse's back with one hand, turned over with a beautiful kite, and stood firmly on the horse with both feet, motionless.

"color!"

Liu Bang clapped and drank loudly, the slaps were bright red, as if he didn't know the pain.

"Colorful color!"

Zhou Bo, Fan Kuai, and Lu Wan immediately followed. Going to the Yan Faction is a compulsory course for gangsters. Those who have no eyesight will either die in the fire or lie in the gutter.

"Cai! Jun Shang's martial arts are superb! There is no rival in the world!"

Xia Houying, who specializes in riding horses, praised the performance with enthusiasm. There was no trace of acting at all. He was a professional counterpart when it came to flattering, and he was able to do it with ease.

"Brother Xiao, this..."

Cao Shen lowered his head, his face felt a little hot. He wanted to shout along with these country bumpkins, but he couldn't do it.He was in charge of prisoners, not a horse feeder, so he had never learned this skill.

"Shout, Cai!"

Xiao He, who had no choice but to drink, twitched the corners of his mouth and stiffened his face, determined to stay away from Liu San from now on, a follower of the crowd!I lost all face with him!

"Ah? Cai!"

Cao Shen was caught off guard, and hurriedly shouted, which was regarded as catching up with the last train of flattery, and ended the embarrassing applause.

"Hahahahaha! Well, there are rewards! There are rewards! Ten gold per person!"

Ying Chengyu was in high spirits, with joy written all over his face.

The founder of the Han Empire is flattering and having fun!So enjoyable!
There was another burst of uninterrupted "cai", and this time's "cai" was obviously much more sincere than the previous one.

The two thousand Qin troops looked at the commander in the front row and were eager to try.

Ten gold!Command your next military order, brothers, drink together!No louder than those seven idiots!
They can make Lord Chang'an so happy, aren't we cavalry much better than them?If there are too many people, ten golds can't be divided, so one gold per person!No!Two hundred dollars will do!How many good meals can I have?

The commander of the Qin army was like a light on his back, and he was about to be burned by the sight of those bastards behind him, so he secretly made up his mind to go back and hit a stick with each of them for a long memory!
A group of silly birds!Money is not life!I really want to shout, the probability of being convicted of mutiny is even higher!
"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!"

Ying Chengyu stood on horseback and sang loudly, but his voice was quite loud, but it was not very beautiful.

Guiguzi followed the horse with an expressionless face and veered slightly away from Chang'an Jun who was going crazy again.

The group of seven holding stinky feet applauded continuously, and the voices shouting "Cai" were as hoarse as old crows, and they were like hearing the sound of nature.

"Vega is back home!"

The young man is full of heroism, his hair fluttering, his white clothes are like snow, his body color is more dazzling than the sun in the sky, and his atmosphere is so brilliant that he cannot look directly at it.

He probably can't go back to his hometown, he can only make this world like his hometown!The more similar the better!

"Hometown, so you always wanted to go back.

"It's strange that you have to want to be a king. You are a passer-by in this world, and this world is a foreign land to you. What is the difference between the two.

"If you don't take the initiative, then you will be passive. Humans have weaknesses. Let me think about it, why force you to submit..."

Gui Guzi muttered to himself, seeming to understand why Chang'an Jun went crazy this time.

Zhao Gongming, who was riding a colorful black tiger in the distance, let out a long sigh.

The two thousand guards of honor rode good horses, but no matter how good a horse is, it was still a horse, and they were afraid to see a black tiger that was two feet long.In order to avoid chaos in the Qin army, Zhao Gongming had to stay away from the army.

He unloaded the gourd from his back.

Open the gourd plug, the mouth of the gourd is facing down, and the splashing wine with a trace of fishy smell turns into mud.

There are people riding horses in the distance, who seem to be drunk and crazy.

The master tiger nearby is actually following the wind of wine.

"Can this flame cure epilepsy or induce epilepsy..."

Liu Bang, who had been applauding all the time, suddenly changed his face and shouted hurriedly.

"Your Majesty's literary talent is brilliant! This sentence is wonderful! It is more than a hundred times better than Bang's writing!"

Wei Jiahai, this is absolutely unacceptable!If you admit it, you will lose your head!

Liu Bang, who didn't speak out just now, was sweating profusely. The lord dared to pretend to be famous when he said that he was famous all over the world, but this Vega... can anyone say that?
What kind of person can travel to China?Except for the Lord of the World, who has taken care of everything on earth, who can take care of things above sea!
Ying Chengxun laughed and sang the last line of "Great Wind Song" written by Emperor Gao of the Han Dynasty.

"Andre warrior guards all directions!"

Liu Bang slapped the horse's back and stood on the horse.

He didn't stand up, not because he didn't know how to be handsome, but because he was afraid of stealing the limelight from his lord.

Clap your hands together.

"Cai! Liu Bang is willing to be a warrior for the king! Guard the Quartet for the king!"

wow~
Fan Kuai, Lu Wan, Cao Shen, Xia Houying and Zhou Bo all jumped on their horses, clasped their fists and lowered their heads, shouting:
"Fan Kuai/Lu Wan/Cao Can/Xia Houying/Zhou Bo are willing to be the emperor's warriors and guard the four directions for the emperor!"

The seven tough men stood on horseback, lowering their heads and shouting loyalty. Ying Chengyu, who was the first to stand on horseback, seemed to have lost his blood and returned to reason.

He glanced at the crowd and was about to say something.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

Xiao He looked eager, and kept waving his hands, shouting that he could follow, such a difficult action like standing on a horse, a civil servant really couldn't do it!

It's Liu San again!You did it on purpose!Don't play with me!
Ying Chengxun looked down at it, and saw that Xiao He didn't know how many times he tried to stand up on the back of the horse. He just lifted one foot up, and the other didn't step on it firmly, and Tulu fell down.

If he hadn't immediately got down and hugged the horse's neck, it wouldn't have just been a foot that fell, but a person.

Xiao He lay on the horse's back with a bitter expression on his face.

"Why aren't you a warrior? He is quite proficient in literature. He is the steward of the king's mansion, welcoming and sending him off. It would be great to share the worries of the king."

Ying Chengxiao laughed, jumped up to Xiao He's horse, grabbed Xiao He and stood side by side with him, and held Xiao He's waist to prevent him from falling off the horse.

"Is there a lack of a housekeeper in my house?"

Xiao He was cautious at first for fear of falling, but soon discovered that it was not the back of the horse under his feet that was supporting him, but Ying Chengyu's hands on his lower back.With this hand supporting him, no matter how he moved, he was as steady as a rock.

He arched his hands and smiled wryly.

"Your Majesty, how can we really not do this to suppress the four parties?"

Ying Chengxi laughed and said:
"Suppressing the Quartet is the job of generals, and it really can't be done on your husband. I don't have many demands on my husband, only four points. Township, care for the people, pay, and never stop supplying food."

Xiao He laughed harder.

"Your Majesty, don't be ridiculous. It's not the Duke of Zhou. Guan Zhong can't take on this important matter. Why should he study the art of war? It's easy to suppress the four sides."

Ying Chengxu suppressed his smile and looked serious.

"I'm not joking, I'm serious."

Xiao He choked.

"……This."

"Today I will support my husband and let him stand on the horse. In the future, I will ask the general to support Qin and let Qin stand between heaven and earth."

Xiao He smiled wryly, and smiled wryly again.

What is his virtue and ability, a third-in-command of civil servants in the county, can lead the rise and fall of the largest empire from ancient times to the present.

To support the state of Qin, Lord Chang'an dared to think and speak more than Liu San.

Ying Chengxi supported Xiao He, and looked around the new disciples.

"It's so easy for me to give gold, you may think that I, Ying Chengyu, is a playboy who doesn't know the value of gold."

Except Xiao He and Liu Bang.

The remaining five people all had strange expressions on their faces, they quickly waved their hands and said yes or no.

Ying Chengyu hit their mark.

Recruit these gangsters and petty officials, give them ten gold coins when they meet, and give them ten gold coins for cheers. Who else would do this except a dandy?
"Don't be in a hurry to deny it. Last year, all the people in Xianyang said that I was Zhuzi. In fact, you guessed it right. I'm just a dude with a good background, Shuzi."

The five people were a little stunned. Even Xiao He and Liu Bang were no exception this time.

How could anyone say that about himself?Liu Bang, who is really a prince, says that he is the younger brother of the king every day. You, a true younger brother of the king, say that you are a prince?

"No matter how I mess around, I am a king, and I have a big brother who is the emperor. I eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want, and play with any woman I want!
"What about you? What do you have?
"Liu Bang, you have the best family background, but given your current situation, if you don't meet me, you will not be able to inherit the Liu family's property if you continue to stay dormant in Pei County.

"Or do you really think that with Wei Wuji's surviving gangsters, you can restore Wei and inherit the title of Lord Xinling?

"Even if you revert to Wei, so what if you become Lord Xinling? It's nothing more than my great Qin cavalry stepping on the beam again.

"Wei Wuji and three thousand disciples could not save Wei Guo.

"You, together with Zhang Er, can gather those people who are greedy for life and fear of death, and you can probably give me, the Great Qin Tiger Wolf, a meal?"

Liu Bang's ruffian became tired, and in this cold and cold spring, his back was wet.I don't know what will happen to me who plotted against Qin in the past and was told in public.

Ying Chengxun turned his head and looked at Fan Kui whose eyes turned red at some point and was full of murderous aura.

"Want to kill me? For your elder brother? Then come!

"Except for this butcher, whoever dares to talk and move indiscriminately, I will banish the three clans."

Liu Bang, who wanted to speak out to dissuade him, paused. Knowing that the words were mainly for himself, he frantically prayed in his heart that this idiot Fan Kuai would not be impulsive.

Ying Chengyu smiled coldly and raised his fingers at the strong man in front of him.

"The people who slaughter chickens and dogs, dare to kill people?"

roar~
The strong man who was cheering for the Lord just stepped down hard!The horse screamed sadly, its back suddenly broke, and it fell to the ground!

The fishy smell struck, and the tall figure was like a demon god descending into the world, and he smashed down with his iron fist!

Ying Chengyu stepped lightly, carried Xiao Hepian and retreated, falling behind the commander, like a leaf floating over.

"Sleeping but not killing."

The red-eyed Fan Kui was still on the horse's back, and he kicked again, breaking the back of Xiao He's horse, and rushed into the Qin army to pursue him.

The abacus was good, but he had no chance.

The overwhelming long gag handles clamped him in the air, protruding from his ears, armpits, and crotch all over his body, supporting him in the air.

The commander of Qin's army was full of contempt, and holding a bright Qin sword, he slowly laid it between Fan Kuai's neck.

He didn't know what Jun Chang'an wanted these wine and rice bags for, and if he gave back ten gold, would they deserve it?

Qin Bing and these masters of martial arts fought alone. Except for a small number of Qin soldiers who had learned superb martial arts, the rest were dead.

With a team of ten people, Qin Bing could last a little longer, but in the end the whole army was still wiped out. It is not bad to be able to pull three masters of the rivers and lakes.

With 50 people, the outcome is unpredictable, and it is not without cooperation among these masters of the rivers and lakes.

But once this number reaches a hundred, apart from those top masters who can fight alone, those so-called masters of the rivers and lakes will die!To kill a Qin soldier, one must have a unique secret skill!

These so-called masters of martial arts who rely on their own strength, must not a group of them die every month in Xianyang Palace?In front of the Great Qin cavalry, you are nothing!Except that the stench can disgust Qin Jun, and it will dissipate as soon as it is flushed!
Ying Chengxun waved his hand, asking Qin Jun to release Fan Kuai.

The spears were all withdrawn, and Fan Kui fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of soot.He was lying on his back on the ground with his limbs stretched out, his face was ashen, and his eyes were no longer red.

With his outstretched hand, it is enough to land safely.

It's just that the butcher who has been killing dogs with brute force and martial arts for many years has now become a dog waiting to be slaughtered. He has no power to fight back and is no longer interested in what he usually relies on.

Ying Chengqiao lowered his head.

"Would you like to try again?"

Fan Kuai was indifferent.

"Since you like to pretend to be dead, it's better to really die. I want your three clans to accompany you, okay?"

Fan Kuai's eyes were red and bloodshot again, he clenched his iron fists and creaked, staring at Ying Chengxun for two breaths.

Suddenly he loosened his fist and knelt down on the ground.

"The fault lies with Fan Kui. If Lord Chang'an wants to kill him, he will kill Fan Kui alone."

"Get up, I said I don't like people kneeling down to me!"

Fan Kuai stood up silently, covered in loess, as if dug out of the ground.

Ying Chengxue straightened up and stood behind the commander of the Qin army.

"Look at my Great Qin Tiger Wolf Master, look at the way my Great Qin Tiger Wolf Master looks at you."

Liu Bang and Lu Wan both breathed a long sigh of relief, looked down and worried, and looked at the Qin army.

Cao Shen, Xia Houying, Zhou Bo, Xiao He and Fan Kuai all looked around.

Contempt, contempt, indifference, incomprehension, shit luck, birdman...

These Qin troops who were at their mercy in Peixian County and did not fight back, did not return to their original colors until they left Peixian County.

All seven people clenched their fists, even Xiao He, who was not good at martial arts. They felt aggrieved, depressed, and had a breath that they couldn't spit out or swallow!

These Qin troops who came from Guanzhong were as terrifying and arrogant as the elders said, and they didn't pay attention to them Chu people at all!

(End of this chapter)