It's reasonable for me to be versatile as a variety show guy, right?

Desperation was spreading, Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Yixin prostrated themselves on the ground, their faces full of despair and unwillingness!

Wang Hao stood aside with a helpless wry smile all over his face.

"So, people should not be too arrogant, otherwise they will suffer retribution."

"Hahaha, oops, my stomach hurts from laughing, Xue Zhiqian is really miserable, didn't he come out just now?"

"Why are the newcomers so arrogant? Do you really think that old fox's title is just for nothing?"

"I just got out of the cage and I'm going back. This wave is really miserable."

"What more shots do you need? Newcomers, just go and stay in the cage obediently, the outside is not a place you can set foot in."

In the barrage, netizens laughed.

Not many people ridiculed Xue Zhiqian, after all, seeing the unlucky flying guests has always been one of the hobbies of extremely picky fans.

As for the matter of involving Wang Hao and Zhang Yixin, there is no criticism at all.

Anyway, Zhang Yixin hasn’t won a few times since the first season.

As for Wang Hao...

Brother Hao just needs to stand there and work hard, there is nothing to argue about whether he wins or not.

Someone made a suggestion in the barrage: "If Xue Zhiqian can be rescued again, and then put him back together again, that would be so much fun!"

"Haozi, there will be a period of time later. Since your country of Wei will destroy the country again, let us of Wu go to kill those people in Shu."

Huang Lei stepped forward and hugged Wang Hao solemnly, but if you looked closely, you could just see the hidden smile in his eyes!

Wang Hao: "..."

Yue Yunpeng and Wang Xun stepped forward respectively, and gave Wang Hao a warm bear hug with expressions of relief.

It's just that, compared to Huang Lei's, their energy-raising skills were much worse, and each of them had uncontrollable smiles on their faces.

Under the watchful eyes of the three of Wei Guo, the three of Wu Guo walked away with a pile of unfinished snacks.

...

Same place, same companions, same misery...

Under the gaze of the two guards, Wang Hao dragged Xue Zhiqian and Zhang Yixin up from the ground with a depressed expression, and stuffed them into the cage.

"You two just leave it here, and I will go to the task of being a bandit and find a way to get you out."

Beside the cage, the two of them were leaning on the railings, their faces full of collapse and despair.

Regarding Wang Hao's words, the two of them didn't even respond at all, and their eyes were full of emptiness.

"My shots, my chances of becoming famous, and my road to fame are all gone, all gone, ah!"

Xue Zhiqian was like a demon, sitting there alone muttering, like an eggplant beaten by frost.

"Hey? Did this dude get hit stupid?"

Wang Hao couldn't help muttering, turned around, and continued to walk towards the book "Falling Grass Became a Bandit".

When the guard saw him again, he couldn't help being stunned: "This hero, who are you? Why did you come back right after you left?"

Ok?
Murderous heart ah! ?
Wang Hao gave him a gloomy look, and said helplessly, "I was killed by accident just after getting out of the cell. I have to finish the game again."

As he spoke, he casually picked up a stack of haystacks and threw them directly under the vertical pole.

Rod climbing behavior, back out of the rivers and lakes!
in the cage.

Zhang Yixin went directly to the direction where Wang Hao left, and said to the guard who was in charge of guarding them: "Brother, my lord is finishing the task over there, can you run over and get the key back first? Then wait for the moment when his task is completed." , you just open the door for us, okay?"

On the side, Xue Zhiqian was so depressed that he didn't want to talk.

He looked up at the sky.

At this time, the sun had already slanted to the west, and it seemed that it would not be long before it would completely set.

The total footage he recorded today seems to be less than an hour in total. After some editing, the final film will probably last about 10 minutes, which is pretty good.

Think about it this way...

This wave is simply a big loss!
"The sun is going to set, and my life is already bleak." He muttered, his face full of despair.

Zhang Yixin looked back at him, feeling a little distressed.

He turned his head to look at the guard, and said again: "Brother guard, I don't really care, after all, I am a resident guest, and it doesn't matter if I have a camera or not.

But Xue Zhiqian can't do it, he is a flying guest, and after this episode is over, he won't be able to come to the next episode, so this trip is completely wasted. "

The moment he heard these words, Xue Zhiqian was immediately moved.

"Yi Xin, you are so kind, and you are so thoughtful. I am so lucky to be able to form a team with you."

"Ah, ah, ah," Zhang Yixin waved his hand, not caring.

It's a pity that the guard's duty is to watch them, and he can't complete what Zhang Yixin asked him to do.

Zhang Yixin was still muttering: "Before I came here, I was still imagining that I would be popular after this show, and then I could make money to realize my music dream.

But I never thought that I would be so unlucky that I was blown by balloons twice in a row, which is really unlucky.

Really, you may not believe it. In order to come to the extreme challenge, I pushed three announcements and called out two days of rest time. I came to Wuxi overnight last night, just thinking about turning over in a show. "

I thought before, I have never recorded such a popular show, and I will show it well when the time comes, but I didn't expect to die so ugly. "

Speaking of this, Xue Zhiqian's voice trembled slightly.

He obviously didn't expect that such a incident would happen when he came here!

Almost from noon until now, he hadn't come out of the cell, which made him doubt his "variety cafe" personality for the first time.

Obviously I worked very hard, why didn't God take care of me?Do you have to pit him to death?
"Ugh!"

With a long sigh, Xue Zhiqian looked at the sky speechlessly.

And here, Wang Hao has finished his task of "Falling Grass and Becoming Bandits".

Under his Sao operation, the acquisition of the balloon is not too easy, and there is no difficulty at all.

It didn't even take 3 minutes, and this thing was in hand, and there was no need to move haystacks one by one like Wang Xun.

"Brother made a comeback again!"

The moment he got the key, Wang Hao finally had a smile on his face.

He had to save his two fellow sufferers again.

……

At this time, on the other side of the Great Wall.

Song Xiaobao leaned against the wall, his face full of contentment, enjoying the warmth of the distant sun.

After eliminating his opponent, he was bored. At this moment, under the sun, he seemed to have fallen into a state of "complete relaxation".

However, he seemed to suddenly think of something again, and his brows were suddenly frowned.

"You said that I have completed such a arduous task, at least those two teammates should also call to congratulate me anyway.

If it weren't for me, how could the entire army of Wu State be wiped out?I should be regarded as a real hero, why am I so unpopular? "

Thinking of this, Song Xiaobao suddenly felt like a river of sadness was flowing upstream.

A surge of poetry suddenly sang from his mouth.

"Xiaobao is very lonely, he can see through the lake,"

"Waiting for Brother Lei and Brother Bo, but they love female relatives."

The moment they heard this poem, many people immediately switched the camera and focused on Huang Bo and Sun Honglei, wanting to see what the two of them were up to.

However, when they saw the two of them taking the "fake big and small Joe" for a boat trip on the lake, a group of netizens burst out laughing on the spot.

"Pfft, why are these two really playing together?"

"What's going on? Who can tell me what's going on?"

"Hahaha, these two people are really shameless, leaving Song Xiaobao there alone and ignoring him, but I am having a good time here."

"You don't need to think about it, it must be Sun Honglei's idea, even his own teammates have to be tricked."

"It's still the same sentence, as long as you are a flying guest, it doesn't matter if you are in the same group or not, you will be cheated if you want to, and you will never tolerate it, and you will never show mercy!"

"Hahaha!"

……

On the city wall, Song Xiaobao shouted: "You have no conscience, come to me quickly, I am your teammate, why did you forget me?"

On the lake, in a small boat, the four of them were having fun.

"Let me swing the oars, the boat pushes away the waves, the beautiful white pagoda is reflected on the sea surface, surrounded by green trees and red walls..."

Xiao Qiao sang, and the other three accompanied them by clapping their hands and echoing the beat, having a very happy and enjoyable time.

As for Song Xiaobao...

With Big and Little Joe, who would care about him!

"The boat is light and floating on the lakeside..."

Sun Honglei echoed the singing, even though Xiao Qiao sang a little out of tune, he still showed an appearance of adoring Brother Pig very much.

While listening to the song, a few words popped out of his mouth from time to time.

"Your out-of-tune singing is still the most beautiful in my heart. It's so beautiful that it's so beautiful that it's bright and moving. It's so beautiful that I'm so mesmerized that I feel like I'm already drunk in your dimples."

Huang Bo on the side crossed his legs and his face was full of ease.

There are beautiful women by my side, and the country is all in sight. This scene is so beautiful.

However, when he heard Sun Honglei's shameless praise, he still reminded him aloud: "Sun Honglei, you are almost ready, be careful that sister-in-law will kill you when you go back, and then don't call me for help."

"It's okay, don't worry, as long as the director cuts this part out, my wife won't watch the live broadcast."

Sun Honglei showed no concern.

However, in the director's room at this time, Yan Min's eyes suddenly lit up after hearing this sentence.

He said to the editor who was taking notes on the side: "I will excerpt this section separately later. Not only will the main film not be cut, but I will also have to make it into a featurette and release it."

"Okay, Director Yan, I understand."

The editor couldn't hold back his laughter. If he really did this, it would be a good show.

Perhaps in a few days there will be hot searches on Weibo, Sun Honglei is suspected of being domestically abused, his nose is bruised and his face is swollen, and he dare not see anyone!
……

"Do you know I'm waiting for you? Do you know how much my heart hurts? Do you ever remember me?"

At this moment, loneliness lingered beside Song Xiaobao.

For some reason, he suddenly felt very sad in his heart, and this feeling was even more painful than being subjugated.

Taking out his mobile phone and turning on the recording function, Song Xiaobao said to the camera with a sad face: "Brother, I am really sad, I am on the city wall, and the bottom is like an abyss, have you seen it?
I'm waiting for you two, if you two don't come again, I will really become Meng Jiangnv, and I will almost cry over this city wall. "

Click to send.

The long wait begins to pervade...

"The Wusuli River is long and long..."

Here, the four of them changed another song and fell into happiness again.

Accompanied by the melodious singing, the boat slowly approached the shore.

On the city wall, a tourist reminded Song Xiaobao, "Brother Xiaobao, your teammates are here."

Ok?
teammate here?

Song Xiaobao's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously turned his head to look.

Sure enough, the two heartless men who abandoned him were having fun with the two "false big and small Joes", and they didn't notice that they still had a teammate waiting eagerly.

"Two brothers! I'm here! Look at me, okay! You left me behind!"

Ok?
On the boat, Huang Bo and Sun Honglei turned their heads curiously when they heard Song Xiaobao's yelling.

"Who is it!!"

"Who is that? Why are you calling us?"

Click!

Suddenly, Song Xiaobao found that his heart seemed to be broken.

He asked angrily: "Why did you come here? I have been waiting for you for a long time, and this beautiful flower of mine is about to wither."

"Yo, this isn't that one, who is that one?" Sun Honglei pretended not to know him, and muttered his guesses.

Huang Bo on the side immediately understood, and immediately shouted: "This... isn't this who? I look familiar to you?"

"Hey!" Song Xiaobao couldn't hold back on the spot: "No, you all forgot about me! Isn't this too much?"

Huang Bo laughed: "I'm sorry, we lived too happily without you, and I didn't think of you for a while."

"You guys are really going too far. I have done so much, but it's fine to come and pick me up to have fun together, and you're still showing off here?"

Song Xiaobao shouted angrily.

He originally wanted to hear some words of praise, but he never expected that these two people would be so foolish!
Sun Honglei shouted: "Hahaha, we won. I came here this time to inform you of Victory's consultation."

"You two need to inform me? Wang Xun was the one who was fooled by me. The biggest hero is me. Do you understand?"

While talking, he looked at the "Pseudo Big Joe and Little Joe" in the boat again, "By the way, why do you still take the two female relatives with you? Why don't you return it to Mr. Qiao, who is going to be nervous to death."

"Look at what you said."

Sun Honglei grasped Xiao Qiao's hand: "This is a family member. If the family member is not with me, what if I get lost?"

"..."

As soon as this was mentioned, Song Xiaobao immediately became angry: "Family members can't be lost, but my teammate can be lost? You leave me here alone and don't call me, are you not afraid that something will happen to me?" ?”

"Not afraid."

The two spoke in unison.

Sun Honglei followed up and made another stab: "Where did you get the confidence to want to compare with the big and the small? Qiao's appearance, figure, temperament, people have completely abused you!"

Song Xiaobao: "..."

Although it is true, but I don’t know why, it always makes people feel sad and indignant.

"Prefer sex over friends! Prefer sex over friends!"

He was furious, but there was nothing he could do.

Huang Bo suddenly said: "Why don't we choose a beautiful one for you when we go back to Qiao's Mansion later?"

Ok?
Song Xiaobao's eyes lit up, the anger on his face subsided, and he asked with some expectation: "Is it really possible?"

fan:"???"

Some netizens posted bullet screens in disbelief: "Did this person degenerate so quickly?" (End of this chapter)