It's reasonable for me to be versatile as a variety show guy, right?

"Xiaobao, are you coming? How's it going?"

"That's right, the two of us don't care about any shots, so we gave you this precious opportunity."

Sun Honglei and Huang Bo were talking solemnly, but they didn't hold back any good farts in their hearts. They made it clear that they wanted him to be the test subject.

However, Song Xiaobao doesn't know!

"Okay! Then I'll try it." He didn't hesitate at all.

There is such a sentence in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Name: Tongque Palace Shensuo Erqiao!
Here, Song Xiaobao had just decided that he would be the one to do the "jobbing", and the scene immediately began to be cleared.

Seeing the tables, futons, tea sets and other objects being emptied one by one, Song Xiaobao suddenly felt as if he had been cheated! ?
"Two brothers, I don't feel right!"

He shouted towards the gate, but Sun Honglei and Huang Bo secretly laughed, and they ignored his shouting.

As all the items were cleared, the staff in the house also began to clear the room and leave, and the last maid who went out directly locked the door behind her!

Seeing this scene, Song Xiaobao shouted nervously: "Brother, something is wrong, they locked the door behind you, come and save me!"

Huang Bole's waist could barely straighten up.

He pushed Sun Honglei and motioned him to go up and deal with it first.

"Xiaobao, leave us a code. If you call out at that time, the two of us will rush in to save you."

"Oh!" Song Xiaobao replied without hesitation.

"Okay, then it's settled." Sun Honglei said solemnly: "Then we two brothers have agreed, as long as we hear you shouting, we will rush in to rescue you immediately, okay?"

"it is good!"

Song Xiaobao nodded in response, but a very ominous premonition suddenly surged in his heart.

He always felt that there must be something going on here, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what the inside story was.

The inside was waiting nervously, while outside, Sun Honglei and Huang Bo were pulling the member outside, and the three of them found a stone table and began to drink tea comfortably.

"This tea is not bad, it smells good."

"Good, good, delicious!"

"This is the best product in our Qiao Mansion, the two of you are lucky."

The three of them chatted happily.

In the room, Song Xiaobao looked out through the crack of the door, his face full of envy and anticipation: "Brother, two brothers, give me a mouthful, give me a whole mouthful too!"

Huang Bo still wanted to agree, but before he could speak, he was stopped by Sun Honglei.

"Don't answer him without a signal. We'll go there after he says the code for help."

"Hey? Is the sun coming out from the west today? Are you still playing by the rules?"

Huang Bo laughed while having fun, and didn't care about it anymore, allowing Song Xiaobao to enjoy the "happy" life to himself.

In the room, Song Xiaobao heard their conversation, and hurriedly shouted: "Oh! Oh!"

"Oh, what's the matter? What's the matter?" Sun Honglei also obeyed the spirit of the contract, and immediately responded happily.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to try this slogan."

With that said, Song Xiaobao immediately retreated behind the door.

"Hey? Is this a story about playing wolf?" Sun Honglei curled his lips, his expression unfazed: "Okay, I understand, it's probably just a trial slogan later, so don't pay attention to him."

"Hahahahaha!"

Huang Bo laughed out loud.

This is the Sun Honglei he knew, and it was obviously a disguise before.

After the three separated, the scene was divided into two scenes.

Outside, Huang Bo and Sun Honglei are drinking tea leisurely, while in the room, Song Xiaobao is waiting for the game to start.

The doors of the pavilions on both sides opened slowly, and Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, who were dressed in ancient costumes, waited to come out on both sides.

Song Xiaobao looked to the left and then to the right, his face full of doubts.

"How to do this?" He looked at the two suspiciously.

Then at this moment, a new situation appeared.

I saw Xiao Qiao stretched out his arms suddenly, and just quietly stared at Song Xiaobao standing in the center of the field.

Maids on both sides greeted them and began to undress the two of them...

"Wait! You can't do this! Don't look at evil!"

Song Xiaobao wanted to cover his eyes while shouting.

But before he could react, several maids had already taken off Xiao Qiao's outer clothes, and then revealed the inside...

Taekwondo suit!

"Oh my mother!"

Looking at the black belts tied around their waists, Song Xiaobao's expression changed suddenly, and he rushed to the door in a hurry.

"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"

He was yelling, but Huang Bo and Sun Honglei outside completely upheld the characteristics of "wolf is coming" and ignored them at all.

In the live broadcast room, the personal information of Xiao Qiao appeared on the big screen.

Dong Yangping (Xiao Qiao): Champion of the National Gymnasium Cup in the 70kg class.

Yao Yuting (Da Qiao): Champion of the 70kg Judo World Cup.

In the barrage, the netizens went crazy with joy in an instant!
"Hahaha, look at Song Xiaobao, his expression has changed."

"I feel like he's going to be beaten, one judo, one taekwondo, what the hell is this?"

"Pfft, Xiaobao is so pitiful. If she really meets such two daughters-in-law, Xiaobao will be doomed in this life."

"I can't stop laughing, quack quack, Song Xiaobao, hurry up and set up a wife, don't hide!"

"Don't say it, don't you really say it, if the real big and small Qiao is like this, wouldn't Sun Ce and Zhou Yu be killed every minute?"

Netizens were chatting in the barrage, but at the recording site, Joe and Joe had already started to work.

With her hands on her hips and cold eyes, Xiao Qiao approached Song Xiaobao step by step: "Who is here to propose marriage? Stand up and let me see."

Da Qiao also shouted from the side: "Come on! Let me see which young talent it is?"

At the gate, Song Xiaobao was about to cry, "It's not me, it's really not my marriage proposal, the two people who proposed marriage are at the door, I'll call you."

"Alas! Alas! Alas!"

He yelled towards the door, but Sun Honglei and Huang Bo ignored it at all.

On the stone table, the veteran Wai cheerfully had a "symposium" with the two of them.

"You two little friends? Do you think it will take a few sticks of incense for the hero to trap the little girl?"

How many sticks of incense?
The two of them thought for a while and made tentative guesses.

Huang Bo took the lead and said: "I think according to his physique, height, and health, it should be... the time of three incense sticks!"

Sun Honglei nodded: "I think so too."

"Okay, then it's time for three sticks of incense!" The old man nodded, and took the three sticks of incense from the maid seriously, then lit them together and inserted them into the incense burner.

Sun Honglei: "???"

Huang Bo: "???"

Netizen: "???"

The three sticks of incense are lit together and put into the incense burner. Is this called the three sticks of incense?

Many people are full of doubts.

At this time, many netizens have already switched the camera and turned their attention to Song Xiaobao.

At this time, he had been caught by Xiao Qiao.

The two champions grabbed his shoulders and legs, and shook him like a swing, swinging him up and down.

"Help! I really didn't choose you! I'm not the one to propose marriage! Oh, yeah, yeah!"

In the room, Song Xiaobao had no chance to resist at all, and was so frightened that he barked loudly.

Outside the door, Huang Bo laughed out loud at being teased, but the two of them ignored it at all, and neither of them thought of really saving him.

where is this place?
That's an extreme challenge!

Newcomers need to be baptized, and this is Song Xiaobao's baptism moment.

"Do you still want to trap us?" Xiao Qiao stared at Song Xiaobao with a smile.

"No, no, no! I won't do it! I dare not do it! I admit defeat! I can admit defeat!"

Song Xiaobao yelled in a hurry, and hurriedly bowed with his free hands, wanting to beg the two to let him go.

However, it was said outside that there was enough time for three sticks of incense, so how could Xiao Qiao just let him go?

"Since you don't set us up, then we will not be polite."

Da Qiao raised the corner of his mouth, snatched the red rope from Song Xiaobao's hand, and tied his hands in a big circle without hesitation.

"Hey, don't move, and you will suffer less if you obey."

Xiao Qiao helped him, and wrapped the red rope around Song Xiaobao's armpits, waist, and thighs, and finally tied a knot in his back.

In the camera, Song Xiaobao was tied up in a shameful posture, completely unable to move.

In the live broadcast room, netizens looked at the scene in front of them, and their mouths couldn't close their mouths.

"Oh, let me go, this action is really shameful."

"Xiaobao is so pitiful. It's only been a few minutes since the show, and he's been torn up and cut his hair. He's even tied up."

"Quack quack, this is the baptism for newcomers."

"Haha, it's really funny. Which other variety shows don't treat flying guests as masters? But when it comes to Jichao, it's the other way around."

"Indeed! Anyway, since the last season, none of the guests have returned home safe and sound, almost all of them have been tortured to the point of being out of shape."

The three sticks of incense burned out quickly.

In the room, after Xiao Qiao tied up Song Xiaobao, they turned and went back to their respective boudoirs without hesitation.

Seeing this, a maid stepped forward to the door and shouted to the outside: "Master, you can open the door."

Hearing this, the people outside got up immediately, and walked quickly towards the room with curious expressions on their faces.

At the same time, someone had already opened the door first.

Pushing open the door, Huang Bo immediately saw Song Xiaobao who was tightly bound. At this moment, he was crawling on the ground, his hands and feet were bound, and he was completely motionless.

The master glanced in at the door, forced a smile and exclaimed: "Oh, hero, why are you lying on the ground?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Huang Bo couldn't hold back anymore, loud laughter echoed in the room.

"Brother Xiaobao, are you pretending to be something? How come you still play cosplay at such an old age?"

On the ground, Song Xiaobao looked depressed.

He stared at the two of them with very resentful eyes, and shouted aggrievedly: "Now I finally know where I went wrong, I just trust you two too much.

I was still thinking before, if there is such a good thing as "marrying a daughter-in-law", how could it be my turn?
I thought you two were good people, and you were sincerely treating me well, but now I can see that you two are completely using me as a weapon! "

On the ground, Song Xiaobao moved forward like a big bug, trying to free himself.

Seeing this, Master Qiao on the side exclaimed again and again: "Quick! Rescue this hero quickly."

Two young men posing as servants hurried forward, untying the rope for him, while asking about his physical condition with concern.

"Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm not hurt..."

After replying with a few sentences, Song Xiaobao immediately started to flicker after the ropes on his body were untied.

"If I tell you that two very beautiful girls probably tied me up, would you two believe me?"

He lobbied hard, wanting Huang Bo and Sun Honglei to also perform the drama of "Tongque Palace locks up Er Qiao".

"Yo? Is it? Really or not?"

Huang Bo's eyes lit up, and he started to walk around the room with his hands behind his back.

Judging from what happened to Song Xiaobao just now, he absolutely does not believe that Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are that kind of gentle and cute.

Which little girl would kidnap someone like this?

As for what Song Xiaobao said was intentionally provoked by the program group, he didn't believe it at all.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly said with certainty: "Actually, I think there should be a turning point in this matter. I absolutely don't believe that the first round and the second round are the same."

"So are you going to challenge for the second round?" Song Xiaobao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly locked the door for him.

However, after Sun Honglei glanced at the two beautiful maids in the room, his eyes suddenly lit up!
"Wait!"

He stopped Song Xiaobao's movement, forced his way into the room, and then held the hand of one of the maids involuntarily.

"Little sister, you hold brother's hand, and then we have a serious chat, okay?"

The maid couldn't hold back her smile, but she suppressed her smile and nodded, asking, "Hero? What do you want to talk to me about?"

Sun Honglei held the maid's little hand tightly, and looked at her with "affectionate" expression: "Little sister, I want you to promise me first that everything you say is true."

"Okay, tell me." The maid nodded slightly.

Huang Bo couldn't hold back anymore, and smiled wryly: "Sun Honglei, you're almost ready, can you stop acting like a hooligan?"

"Huang Bo is my brother, promise me not to hurt him!"

Huang Bo: "..."

I can thank you!

Looking helplessly at Sun Honglei, Huang Bo felt bad all over.

On the contrary, the maid lady seemed to be deeply involved in the drama, she nodded solemnly: "Okay, don't worry, I will never hurt him!"

After the whole work was over, Sun Honglei resolutely left.

The door was locked again, and Huang Bo, holding the red rope in his hand, was alone facing the big and small Qiao who slowly walked out of the boudoir.

"This hero looks rather strong?"

"Not bad, it looks like you can fight us well."

Joe and Joe seemed very satisfied with Huang Bo, and looked at him appreciatively.

Huang Bo looked very unconvinced. He made the red rope into a loop and looked at the two in front of him warily.

"I'm telling you, I've been practicing this since I was a kid. No one can get into me. You have to be careful and don't let me take advantage of you."

Hearing this, Xiao Qiao's eyes suddenly brightened.

"Practiced? That's even more fun!"

"Come? Try?"

The two said they were about to step forward and start fighting.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Huang Bo hurriedly shouted: "Come one by one, don't worry, I'm afraid I'll hurt you..."

Before he finished speaking, Big Joe had already grabbed his arm, and without hesitation came a crazy shoulder throw!

"boom!"

The second half of Huang Bo's words were directly smashed back.

He was crushed to the ground heavily by Da Qiao, without the slightest ability to resist.

"I surrender! I surrender!"

He slapped the ground vigorously, and directly chose to confess.

Outside the door, listening to the movement inside, Sun Honglei yelled cheerfully and asked, "How is it? Xiaobo? It's fun!"

"Fun! It's so fun!"

Huang Bo gritted his teeth, his whole body was obviously not well.

These two girls were so fierce that he couldn't bear them, especially the black belt around his waist, which looked terrifying.

"You guys wait!"

Seeing that the two girls wanted to rush over, Huang Bo quickly stopped them, and then suggested:

"If we act like this, I will definitely admit defeat, but there is a fierce person in our team, and he is a great person who can't get close to three or five people!

In this way, I will go out first, and then come back with the big guy in our team. You can fight with him, okay? "

However, he was discussing here, but Song Xiaobao on the tea table suddenly reported the situation inside to Sun Honglei with a serious face.

"You don't know, just now I was thinking of falling with the two of them, and then I saw how hard the girl squeezed my arm, and I knew that I must not be able to bear it."

Hearing this, Sun Honglei couldn't help showing a little curiosity on his face: "Are these two people practicing martial arts?"

"Taekwondo." Song Xiaobao briefly explained, and then grinned: "You don't know, it's not ordinary Taekwondo, with black belts around the waist."

Hearing this, Sun Honglei immediately retreated in his heart.

He grabbed the sunglasses on the table, looked around, and even made an excuse: "Well... I have to go out first, I want to go to the bathroom first."

Hey? !

Song Xiaobao refused immediately, he got up quickly, and pulled Sun Honglei to prevent him from urinating.

"Brother, my dear brother, I lied to you just now. When I meet you later, I will definitely become a beautiful girl directly. There is absolutely no need to run away."

Sun Honglei is more than one thief?
Seeing Song Xiaobao obstructing him in every possible way, he immediately felt that this place was even more unsuitable to stay for a long time, and if he stayed any longer, there might be big troubles.

It's just that he was just about to run when the door suddenly opened!

With such a blink of an eye, he was immediately surprised by the situation inside.

I saw Huang Bo was lying on his side on the ground with a red rope on his body, and the maid who had been instructed by thousands of people just now was obediently clinging to his arms.

"Hahaha, this Joe already belongs to me." Huang Bo had a smug smile on his face.

"Hey, isn't this the maid just now?" Sun Honglei was still not fooled.

Huang Bo wanted to find another excuse, but before he could open his mouth, Master Qiao outside the door had already shouted: "Three, I'm sorry, your three sticks of incense have been burned out."

In the room, the three of them were stunned for a moment.

"When a good person described the time of three incense sticks, did he directly light the three incense sticks together?"

Huang Bo muttered, stood up, and looked at Sun Honglei helplessly: "Well, you have no chance now."

"What about our clues?" Sun Honglei looked at the two handsome maids with a confused expression.

The two maids shook their heads in unison: "I don't know about this, I need to ask our master."

Ask the master?

Sun Honglei looked back at Master Qiao, and suddenly curled his lips: "This old man is so ghostly, I don't ask him, I'd better ask you."

While talking, he suddenly grabbed the hand of one of the maids, dragged her and ran outside Qiao's mansion.

"Hero, don't use torture to extract a confession. My two servant girls really don't know."

Master Qiao still wanted to persuade him, but before he could react, Huang Bo grabbed another maid's hand and ran straight outside Qiao's residence.

Seeing this, Master Qiao became anxious immediately.

"Heroes! Two heroes! Never!"

He is old and runs slowly. Although he is chasing after him, he is no match for Huang Bo and Sun Honglei. He can only watch his two servant girls being taken away...

Here, the task of "Tongque Palace Locks Er Qiao" has not made any progress at all, while in the "Taoyuan" on the other side, Huang Lei, Wang Xun, and Yue Yunpeng have already taken their positions and are preparing for the task! (end of this chapter)