I just want to be a villain

Chapter 162 The third form of beheading men - the sun, the moon and the nine heavens
Zhang Qianqian nodded in agreement, the Zhang family was completely a stranger to her.

This falsehood can help Chen Xuan advance the plot, and it can also completely cut off her relationship with the Zhang family, avoiding those disgusting things, and she will not have any objections.

However, Zhang Qianqian turned his head and thought for a while, then said: "There should be no tokens or birthmarks."

It wasn't that the Zhang family was forced to abandon her back then, and they never thought about finding her back in the future, so naturally they didn't leave any tokens.

As for the birthmark, she didn't find it herself, nor did she hear her mother mention it.

"Well, of course I know that you don't have a birthmark. I'm talking about Gao Yi. You need to get in touch with her. How much Xia Youzhu spent to hire her, and we will spend double the renewal fee. If she has obvious birthmarks, the private location It doesn't matter, the arms and neck must be covered up."

Chen Xuan recalled that Qianqian's skin was particularly good, fair and smooth, literally flawless white jade.

Hearing this, Zhang Qianqian was embarrassed to stay here any longer, so she blushed and left to go to work.

Chen Xuan smiled lightly and watched Qianqian leave shyly, yes, one more thing was done.

continue!

Chen Xuan's consciousness sank into the sea of ​​consciousness.

Now the Sea of ​​Consciousness is its own space, where things can be stored, and Yue Xiaoqi is also willing to work here, the environment is much better than that in the Qiankun Ring.

The sun rises and the moon sets, there are mountains and waters, there are bamboo seas and lotus ponds, except that there are no living things, it is no different from a normal world.

More importantly, Yue Xiaoqi felt that in this sea of ​​consciousness world, there would be touches from time to time, and the speed of condensing ghost energy was getting faster and faster.

"How has the message been sent in the past two days? Is there anything unusual?"

Chen Xuan asked, while Yue Xiaoqi was leaning on the recliner by the lake and sending messages.

"Nothing unusual. I followed the rules you set. Everyone else is fine. That's Zhang Xuan and Xiong Baobao..."

Seeing Chen Xuan's sudden appearance, Yue Xiaoqi immediately got up from the reclining chair and said nervously.

"What's wrong with them?" Chen Xuan frowned, took the phone, and looked through it.

"I really can't lick Zhang Xuan. She has blocked me several times, and I rarely reply when I send her dog licking messages."

"Even if I go back, please respect myself. She has already told her husband about the information."

"She's really too chaste, you should find someone to lick her."

Yue Xiaoqi said dejectedly.

Chen Xuan was stunned and speechless, Yue Xiaoqi, who could lick Han Ruoxue's heart, actually called Zhang Xuan Zhenlie...

What the hell is going on in this world?
Chen Xuan clicked on the chat history with Zhang Xuan, and it can be seen that Yue Xiaoqi really licked it with heart.

No one can tell that those earthy love stories were written by a thousand-year-old illiterate female ghost.

However, Zhang Xuan just didn't reply, if she blocked her at every turn, she thought her phone was turned off, and she didn't see it at all.

"Hey! Forget it, you don't need to send it to her in the future."

Chen Xuan sighed and said, he could more or less guess what Zhang Xuan was thinking.

It's impossible for Zhenlie. In the past, he would drop documents or other materials in front of him from time to time. When he bent over to pick up things, not only the collar of the clothes was loose, but the cups inside were all one size bigger. can be identified.

Now that the changes are so great, it can only be said that Qin Feng "revealed his fortune" in advance.

It is estimated that as long as Qin Feng can continue to be so good in the future, Zhang Xuan, a "virtuous and chaste girl", will continue to be.

Fortunately, there is still Ning Shuqian who can pull the line of hatred. Without Zhang Xuan, the plot would definitely not be perfect, but now there is no time and energy to pursue perfection.

"What about Baby Bear?" Chen Xuan then asked, and clicked on Baby Bear's chat history.

"I didn't even lick the baby bear, and even started arguing."

"But you can't blame me, Baby Bear didn't like you from the beginning."

Yue Xiaoqi looked at Chen Xuan warily while talking.

"Arguing? Are you violating the rules?"

Chen Xuan frowned and asked, three sentences and one word, can we still quarrel?
How boring is this baby bear?
But seeing the chat records, Chen Xuan understood that he had wrongly blamed Baby Bear.

When he first saw [Oh] and [Thanks], he didn't think much about it.

But seeing Yue Xiaoqi respond with a [Ying] inexplicably, as a veteran driver, he understood in seconds.

After seeing Baby Bear's high-frequency quality speeches later, you know she understands.

Because of his illness, Baby Bear has very little contact with the outside world, so he doesn't know much slang for cursing.

No matter how angry you are, you are all bastards, bastards, etc., who do not contain mothers and speak with extremely high egg content.

But after she finished cursing three sentences, Yue Xiaoqi randomly chose a reply from [Oh], [Xie], [Ying], and [Ying].

Baby Xiong got so angry that he went to the Internet to find some swear words and sent them back. When he scolded fiercely, Yue Xiaoqi sweared back with words like [嘤] [裤] [◉] [丼].

There are very few words, but the insulting and hurtful words are much stronger than Baby Bear's speech.

Chen Xuan quickly browsed through the latest information, which was just posted.

The three-sentence message of Baby Bear:

【Chen Xuan, you bastard! 】

[You dirty-minded, despicable and indecent bastard! 】

[You should give up on this idea, men in the world are dead, and I won't take advantage of you! 】

Although Chen Xuan was scolded, he didn't feel anything after reading it. Baby Xiong's speech was indeed too quality.

Then Yue Xiaoqi simply replied with [Antimony].

Chen Xuan understands this shit, but what he doesn't understand is that Yue Xiaoqi can't suppress her talent by a single word, and she even started to study in the field of chemistry.

But Baby Xiong obviously didn't understand. It had been several minutes since Yue Xiaoqi sent the message, and Baby Xiong didn't reply. He probably went to find out what [antimony] meant.

Then, the phone vibrated, and Chen Xuan looked down.

[Bastard, super big bastard, you are the real one, super big big bastard! 】

Xiong Baobao's mentality broke the defense again.

Panting heavily, her liver ached from anger, and she touched her lower abdomen.

The weather has been tough these past two days, and I guess I'm gassy. The slender waist that was originally gripped was slightly bulging.

Chen Xuan sighed and looked at Yue Xiaoqi.

Yue Xiaoqi held Taotao and took two steps back, "You can't hit me, I follow your rules."

"You followed the rules, but why do I feel that you are intentionally irritating Baby Xiong and want her four older brothers to beat me up?" Chen Xuan could see Yue Xiaoqi's carelessness at a glance.

"No...no, how could I have such an idea, impossible, absolutely impossible," Yue Xiaoqi's rosy face was so frightened that it returned to its previous paleness, waved his hands again and again, and took a few steps back guiltily.

It's terrible, it's terrible, why is Chen Bapi so sharp-eyed!
Yue Xiaoqi's struggle is useless, this is Chen Xuan's sea of ​​consciousness world.

As soon as Chen Xuan moved his mind, he appeared behind her in an instant, ready to raise his hand.

"Wait!" Yue Xiaoqi quickly turned around, and then squatted down.

It's not that she's unprepared. Now that things have happened, she can only use the third style of beheading the man!
"What are you doing?" Chen Xuan lowered his head and frowned at Yue Xiaoqi.

"I'm here to apologize!" Yue Xiaoqi said innocently.

"Why did you pull my pants to express your apology?" Chen Xuan's head was full of black lines.

"Don't you just like this? I was happy to see you last time," Yue Xiaoqi struggled.

It's a pity that she really didn't understand these things before. When she was alive, she was married into a ghost marriage, so no one taught her about men and women.

After she died, she was sealed away most of the time, and when she was born occasionally, she was full of fierceness. If she wanted to take revenge on the family that killed her back then, it was even more impossible to know about the relationship between men and women.

The man-slaying move was also accidental, and I heard a few words from some female ghosts in private, but she was focused on revenge, so she didn't ask about it in detail.

Now that I have been exposed to the Internet all day, I understand it, but I have been exposed to too much all of a sudden, looking for dog licking information all day long, and I understand it too much, and I have become a dirty girl at the level of a dirty demon king.

She has been a ghost for thousands of years. Ghosts are very simple and do not understand human dignity. Ghosts are also very cruel. They only pay attention to the weak and strong, not as complicated as the human heart.

Yue Xiaoqi is really envious of Zhang Qianqian, Chen Xuan's gentleness towards Zhang Qianqian is very different from his attitude towards her.

"I..." Chen Xuan shook his head speechlessly, really laughed at by this guy.

Although Yue Xiaoqi is a thousand-year-old female ghost, but her childlike face, especially her eyes, I don't know whether it is pure or pretending to be pure, anyway, she looks really clear.

Chen Xuan asked himself that he was not a good person, but he really had no idea about Yue Xiaoqi!
"Forget it, get up, I won't hit you anymore."

Yue Xiaoqi looked up at Chen Xuan's expression hesitantly, did he really forget it?But I haven't used my third form of beheading men - the sun, the moon and the nine heavens!

"Really? If you're still angry, I can apologize, and I will go to heaven."

"The sun and the moon are nine heavens?" Chen Xuan didn't know if it was right to give Yue Xiaoqi the phone, and he was learning all kinds of messy things all day long.

"That's right!" Yue Xiaoqi smiled complacently, and two will-o'-the-wisps rose behind him, one gold and one white.

Chen Xuan was stunned. It's normal for the will-o'-the-wisp to be white, but what happened to the golden will-o'-the-wisp?

This is not only the color of the exterior, but also a cloud of hot air radiating to the surroundings, a bit like the sun is really hot.

This should be the natural enemy of ghosts. Only by stepping into the realm of ghosts and immortals can it be possible to master such flames.

Chen Xuan couldn't figure out how Yue Xiaoqi's strength improved so much when he was by his side all day long.

Could it be that the avenue oven pressed her body wedding dress, which has both disadvantages and advantages. When baking other things, the golden flame emitted by her was absorbed a little bit?

But such an adventure, this funny comparison actually wants to use it in such a weird place.

But thinking about the sun, moon, and nine heavens, how can I feel a little bit excited.

stop!Chen Xuan regained his wandering thoughts and returned to the topic.

Since he said not to fight, Baby Bear definitely doesn't intend to pursue it.

Although he was a little angry, the main reason for his anger was that Yue Xiaoqi used his name, didn't take his reputation seriously, and tried his best to ruin it.

As for Yue Xiaoqi's little thoughtfulness, he was not angry. It would be too shameless to squeeze the labor force and still want to praise others.

"Stop talking about this nonsense, get up quickly, if you don't get up again, I will really hit you."

"Really stop hitting me?" Yue Xiaoqi stood up hesitantly, and asked worriedly.

Chen Xuan sighed, "You are so talented, it is my loss to break your brain."

"It's good that you know, I've been trying my best to help you lick it. It's this baby bear who has a bad attitude and always scolds people. You said you want to be a cold licking dog. I didn't get used to her, so I retaliated. , " Yue Xiaoqi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, then raised his head proudly and said.

"Don't lick it too hard, um - don't use these strange words in the future, and don't use oh and Xie either."

"Ah? Then how can you be a cold licking dog and just scold her casually?"

"Besides, there are three sentences to reply one word, and this doesn't work, and that doesn't work, so what's the point of sending a message?"

"Why don't you set up a small program to send good morning and good night on a regular basis, and automatically reply with a [hmm] in three sentences?"

Yue Xiaoqi looked at Chen Xuan puzzled, but she hoped that Chen Xuan would agree, so that she would have one less thing to do.

"Eh—forget it, let's stick to the previous rules, but try to use these strange words as little as possible," Chen Xuan hesitated, then said.

In fact, the rules have been set very rigidly. It is Yue Xiaoqi who is too good, and even made flowers in the dojo in the screw shell.

Going further, just like Yue Xiaoqi said, it's better to find an AI to reply.

Yue Xiaoqi's replies can at least prove that this is a person, or an annoying dog-licking dog, which can make these heroines hate him, and it can barely meet his character design of the dog-licking villain in the novel.

"Apart from the two of them, are everyone else okay?" Chen Xuan casually clicked on the chat history with Han Ruoxue, read it for a while, and nodded with satisfaction.

There was not much information, basically after Yue Xiaoqi sent good morning and good night, Han Ruoxue would reply with a greeting.

It's much better than sending dog licking messages before, with so many chat records every day.

"Others are okay, either they don't reply, they don't reply with a few words, and they don't quarrel, but Chu Weiyang seems to be a little angry."

Yue Xiaoqi became confident when she saw that Chen Xuan really didn't hit her about the baby bear.

"Chu Weiyang?" Chen Xuan found Chu Weiyang's chat records.

It's okay, the attitude of answering one word in three sentences made Chu Weiyang angry.

But he didn't want to talk about friends with Chu Weiyang, this kind of effect is just right.

At this moment, there was an urgent knock on the door outside the office.

Chen Xuan originally wanted to continue checking, so he had to return the phone to Yue Xiaoqi.

But it doesn't matter if you check other people's chat records or not.

Apparently the last education was very effective, Yue Xiaoqi was still very obedient, felt that the reply to the message was not very good, so she took the initiative to explain it.

She said that other people are okay, so it should be really okay.

But what Chen Xuan didn't expect was that there was a discrepancy between what he thought was okay and what Yue Xiaoqi thought was okay.

When Chen Xuan was about to leave, Yue Xiaoqi hurriedly said something, wanting to claim credit, "Chen Xuan, wait, my reply to Su Yu was quite good..."

"That's good, keep working hard," Chen Xuan encouraged casually, and his consciousness left the sea of ​​consciousness.

The calmer Yue Xiaoqi was, the less suspicious he was.

Probably because Su Yu himself had a very good attitude towards him, so he didn't get angry when he answered a word in three sentences. This attitude made Yue Xiaoqi feel very good!
Next time I have time, I will check the chat records again.

Yue Xiaoqi watched Chen Xuan's figure disappear, and swallowed the second half of the sentence "I'm sure I can lick my hand".

She pouted and kicked the recliner unwillingly, and muttered a few words in her mouth, "You know how to scold me and hit me. Last time, I just wanted Han Ruoxue to forward it to Xia Youzhu. I was a little careful, but It's because you went too far! And I even licked Han Ruoxue's hand for you, and you hit me even after you got the sweetness."

"It's the same this time, Baby Bear thought a little bit carefully and wanted to hit me again, but I did a good job and helped you lick Su Yu's hand, and there was no bad idea in the process, and I also won enough for you." Three big benefits, but you just left without listening to me or complimenting me."

"Sure enough, there are only wrong names and no wrong nicknames. You are an old pickpocket, and you can't even give up a verbal reward for exploiting employees."

"Hmph! I won't lick it for you next time."

But what Yue Xiaoqi didn't know was that if Chen Xuan knew about it, he might not be able to resist beating her.

　Thanks to book friends Ranran Ranran Ranran and Roaring Bajilong for their rewards to Xiao Yuer.

　
(End of this chapter)