This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 87 Hammer Taoist, the female ghost greets the bride!
Xu Yang felt a little inexplicable!

I didn't do anything, where did I get the merit?
And it provides 50 points of merit at one time, which is enough to show that the one on his back is a "red coat".

"A fierce ghost in red, isn't it comparable to a martial arts master, a Taoist cultivator?"

"That's it?"

Xu Yang shook his head, closed his eyes, and walked into the darkness.

In a trance, the world is spinning.

When Xu Yang opened his eyes again, he had arrived at the intersection where he came.

The difference is that there was a car accident at the intersection.

A man and a woman, arguing.

"Are you blind, such a big car can't see me chasing after me?"

"Obviously it was you who reversed the car and hit me, why did I rear-end it?"

then.

They saw Xu Yang who suddenly appeared!

Xu Yang was a little embarrassed.

The main reason is... the position he came back from was too close to the man and woman who were arguing, and he subconsciously touched the back of his head... but when he touched it, he touched blood!

The blood is the female ghost behind it doing a demon.

Although it was explained that ghosts would not bleed, it was a change, and it was a kind of "illusion", but the wet touch and bloody smell on his hands were very real, which made Xu Yang very disgusted, and shook his hands. of blood.

As a result, the flick accidentally splashed on the faces of those two.

Xu Yang hurriedly said: "You two, I'm sorry, I'm just passing by, you guys are arguing... I'll go first"

After all, he turned and left in a hurry.

"Ahhhh!"

"Damn..."

The two drivers screamed like pigs, got into their cars and fled frantically.

Xu Yang: "..."

wipe!
I just popped up out of nowhere, is there any need to be so scared?

Forgot to take off the mask?

That's fine.

A normal person would most likely be terrified when he saw a blue-faced, fang-toothed guy popping up suddenly in the middle of the night, and pulling out a hand of blood from the back of his head.

Xu Yang took off his mask and put it into the storage space with a wave of his hand.

He crossed the intersection and walked down the sidewalk to the funeral shop.

It was already 3 o'clock in the morning, the night was quiet, the street was quiet, occasionally a car passed by on the road, but Xu Yang was the only one on the sidewalk.

The street lamps beside the road emit a yellow light.

The light shone on Xu Yang, reflecting his shadow on the ground, and as he walked, the shadow also moved.

Xu Yang stopped.

He looked back.

Behind him, there is a shadow.

Looking up at the street lights, Xu Yang judged that the shadow in front of him was caused by the "red coat" on his back. He ignored it and continued walking forward.

However, that "red coat" has gone too far.

The shadow on the ground squirmed slowly, turning into a lion for a while, a tiger for a while, or a boa constrictor for a while.

In the ears, there is also a faint cold wind blowing, which is chilly.

If Ma Long were here now, he would definitely see a female ghost in red lying on Xu Yang's back, and that female ghost kept blowing into Xu Yang's ear...

Xu Yang felt that his body was getting heavier and heavier, as if he was carrying a huge boulder.

The cold wind whizzing by my ears is getting colder and colder, and the shadow on the ground is constantly changing its shape, looking more and more ferocious.

Xu Yang wanted to have an attack, but after thinking about it, he finally held back!

The outside is too empty, what if the female ghost escapes?
Take her back to the funeral shop first, then find a way to control her and torture her slowly... Ah no, it's better to communicate slowly.

"and many more……"

"The funeral shop can't go back. When Shishi comes back later, she will be angry when she sees that I brought back a female ghost again?"

With this layer of concerns, Xu Yang decided to stay in a hotel.

Come to the hotel.

Checked in.

Xu Yang entered the room, locked the door, closed the windows one by one, and turned his hands over, revealing a large number of Dao Talismans in his hand!

He waved again.

Brush brush brush brush!
The large number of Taoist talismans came out, and immediately covered the walls and windows of the room, especially with the few evil spirit-repelling talismans left by the old man, the walls and windows of the room shone brightly , Turning the whole room into an iron wall!
"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +50."

On Xu Yang's back, the female ghost in red couldn't help shivering when she saw this scene!
As a red-clothed woman, she is well-informed and has fought against Taoist priests before. It may be the first time she has seen Taoist talismans used like paper.

After all, making a talisman is very profound.

Not all monks are proficient in this way.

Many Taoist priests, who have practiced for more than ten years, may barely be able to make some simple Taoist symbols.

However, Xu Yang is different.

He learned the Dao Talisman for a few days, and he was able to produce a large number of them, and it was still without the guidance of a master.

Therefore, Xu Yang's talent in Dao talisman is very terrifying.

However, he didn't know this.

"really."

"This red-clothed one is relatively timid... I just pasted a few talismans in the room, and it scares her?"

Without saying a word, Xu Yang took out the ink fountain and was about to flick another round of cinnabar ink into the room.

The female ghost finally couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly her Yin Qi burst out and attacked Xu Yang.

She was already sticking together behind Xu Yang's back, but with this sudden explosion, the female ghost is very confident, even if the "stupid hat" in front of her is a Taoist cultivator, she will suffer a big loss!

however……

She just broke out.

A layer of golden light emerged from Xu Yang's body.

This is the "Vajra Talisman" that Xu Yang carried close to his body, and it was triggered by the stimulation of Yin Qi!
"Taoist Vajra Talisman?"

The female ghost in red showed her fierceness, and said with a sneer, "It's just a Vajra Talisman, but I can't help it!"

She suddenly appeared, lying behind Xu Yang, her body still condensed with yin energy was burned by the golden light of the "Vajra Talisman", her hands were raised high, her fingernails became half a foot long, like sharp swords, Stab towards Xu Yang's temple.

puff……

The golden light on the body transformed by the Vajra Talisman was instantly pierced by the female ghost's sharp claws.

However, the female ghost was stunned.

Because when the golden light of the first layer of body protection was pierced, a second layer of golden light of body protection appeared on Xu Yang's body.

Vajra Talisman...

Quite simple.

In the past few days, Xu Yang has practiced making talismans for more than ten hours a day, and he has already mastered the three kinds of Taoist talismans, namely Vajra Talisman, Divine Walking Talisman and Divine Power Talisman, and the success rate of making Talismans has reached 100%!

There are at least dozens of Vajra Talismans that he carries close to his body.

"Has it finally appeared?"

Seeing the appearance of the female ghost, Xu Yang immediately threw the ink fountain in his hand, quickly took out two magic power talismans, and slapped himself. He felt a huge force spontaneously, and he was so strong that he could kill a head with one punch in an instant. ox!

With a backhand grab on the shoulder, he grabbed the female ghost's hair.

then……

The magic power of the eighth level of Qi Refining Realm exploded with all its strength, and under the blessing of the divine power talisman, it pulled violently!
The female ghost lying on Xu Yang's back was torn off and fell to the ground.

The female ghost looked terrified.

She is red-clothed, and she is considered number one in the ghost city. Over the years, she has followed the people in the ghost city who violated taboos to the human world, and she has sucked a total of nine lives...

But no matter what, I never thought that today I would fall into the hands of a "fool"!
wrong!

This Taoist priest is not weak, and there are countless Taoist talismans on him. After all, he was suppressed for a while. With such strength, how could he be a fool?
"Play pig eat tiger!"

Such a word flashed through the female ghost's mind.

At the moment when she was distracted, Xu Yang turned over and rode on the female ghost, taking the opportunity to pull away the scattered black hair of the female ghost... He thought that this female ghost might have the same relationship with Liu Shishi. Similarly, under the parted black hair, there is also a beautiful and lovely face.

However, after seeing this, Xu Yang was frightened!

The female ghost's face was pale, as if a layer of putty had been scraped off.

Her mouth is crooked, and her eyes are even more swollen with hematoma. Anyway, those facial features are ugly no matter how they look!
"what!"

"Ghost!!!"

Xu Yang was taken aback, and out of inertia, he punched the female ghost in the face!

boom!
The female ghost's head was smashed flat.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Taoist priest!"

"You dare to hit me in the face?"

The female ghost in red roared fiercely, blood began to ooze from her hair tip and body, she opened her mouth suddenly and spit out, a stream of blood sprayed towards Xu Yang's face.

bang bang bang! ! !
On Xu Yang's body, three vajra talismans exploded in succession, and the blooming talisman blocked the blow.

Moreover, a more blazing golden light radiated from his body.

Golden Light God Curse!

The golden light, like sunlight, shone on the female ghost, causing her to let out a shrill scream, and under the suppression of the golden light spell, she was unable to turn into yin energy for a while.

As for Xu Yang, it was another flip.

In his hand, a big hammer appeared.

He smashed it down with a hammer, and cursed angrily: "Damn, you are so ugly, if you don't stay in the coffin, how dare you run out to scare the Taoist?"

boom!
The female ghost's head was smashed flat.

Then, it recovered quickly.

Xu Yang raised his hand and smashed it down with another hammer.

boom!
boom!
As the hammer swung, system prompts sounded one after another in his mind. Xu Yang became more and more vigorous as he smashed it. He laughed and said, "You dog, it scares you!"

boom!
Another hammer fell, and the female ghost was directly smashed this time.

She also took the opportunity to turn into a ray of Yin Qi and escape from under Xu Yang... But in this room, Dao Talismans were pasted everywhere, and she couldn't escape at all, so she could only stand aside, eyes wide open in horror He stared at Xu Yang and shouted, "I see..."

"Iron Hammer Taoist!"

"It's you!"

"You are that psychopathic Hammer Taoist!"

As soon as Xu Yang heard the nickname, Xu Yang suddenly lost his temper. He held up the hammer and threw it at the female ghost. The female ghost avoided it and fled around the room.

However, the room Xu Yang opened was a small standard room, the room was too small, where could she escape?

For a moment, the female ghost ran away, and Xu Yang chased after him holding a hammer, and started fighting around the small room.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +50."

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +50."

"Ding……"

"what?"

Xu Yang suddenly found out.

In this "chasing battle", the frequency of female ghosts providing merit points is actually faster than before.

In order to gain more merits, he slowed down a little, waved the hammer, and said with a smirk——

"Ha ha!"

"Baby, you can't escape!"

"You run, you run faster..."

"If Master Dao catches me, I'll be hehehehe..."

Said, raised his hand——

call out!
A beam of thunder shot out from the fingertips.

The thunder light brushed the female ghost's hair, and directly blasted on the bathroom door, tearing the bathroom door apart!

"Rayfa?"

The female ghost yelled in horror: "Ahhh... help!"

at this time……

"Boom!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of gongs and drums, followed by the sound of suona.

In the room, the Dao talismans on the walls and windows all vibrated.

A burst of festive and cheerful tunes came to Xu Yang's ears from outside the window.

"This is……"

"Congratulations?"

Xu Yang stopped and was slightly taken aback.

Xu Yang is very familiar with the sound of suona coming from the window and the sound of the music played. He often hears it in the scenes of "Welcome to Marriage" in major costume film and television dramas. Coupled with the sound of gongs and drums, it looks very festive and cheerful.

In today's society, many newlyweds like to get nostalgic when they get married, but there are also people who imitate ancient weddings and carry bridal sedan chairs to marry their wives.

but……

It's past three o'clock in the morning, who's going to marry a bride in the middle of the night? ? ?

But when Xu Yang was in a daze, the female ghost in red laughed out loud.

"coming!"

"The crazy woman is here!"

She was like a person on the verge of death, grasping at the straw for life-saving, her eyes glowed with the hope of survival, and she shouted: "How dare you break the taboo in the ghost market? In the entire northwest rivers and lakes, who doesn't know the gold ingots closed by the gate of ghosts?" Can't pick it up?"

"You picked up that crazy woman's gold ingot, and she is coming to marry you!"

Xu Yang: "???"

outside the window.

The sound of the melody became louder and louder. On the wall, the dao talismans pasted by Xu Yang exploded in an instant. The female ghost has already escaped through the wall.

"It's over..."

Xu Yang thought "not good".

My reputation as a "Hammer Taoist" and "Psychopath" has already spread to the ghost market. If I let this bastard go back and add fuel to it, wouldn't it be true?
However, now is not the time to hunt down the female ghost in red.

Xu Yang hurried to the window, looked down, and saw a wedding procession marching forward on the street below, and finally stopped under the room where he lived.

But he saw the two people at the front of the wedding procession flying up into the air and hovering outside Xu Yang's window.

"Can you fly?"

"Wu Dao Tianren? The realm of supernatural powers?"

Xu Yang was taken aback, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the faces of those two people clearly.

These two are not human at all.

They seem to be "paper-cut" changes. From the front, they are lifelike, no different from real people, but from the side, you will find that they are only a thin piece of paper.

The faces of the two paper figurines were flushed, as if a red circle had been printed on them.

Bow to Xu Yang and salute.

Then he said loudly: "The auspicious time has come, please get on the sedan chair!"

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