This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 73 Live Selling Talismans?

Xu Yang: "..."

Woman, she really is a duplicity creature!

The female ghost is no exception!

He pulled the big pants again, this time Liu Shishi did not provide Xu Yang with "merit points", but a pillow flew over instead.

"It seems that scaring ghosts requires skill... For example, to scare Shishi, you have to pay attention to surprise. It's not enough to make her take precautions..."

Xu Yang walked towards the bedroom while holding his underpants.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost is frightened, and her merits are +30."

"........."

When she raised her head, she found that Yang Yin was staring at herself in disbelief.

Xu Yang was overjoyed, and took off his underpants in the same way.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Yang Yin blushed, she quickly covered her eyes with her hands, the two eyeballs rolled freely between her fingers, and shouted: "Master Xu, you...why are you like this!"

No more meritorious deeds!

Xu Yang put on his pants slowly and gracefully, and said, "I'm going to bed first... You guys also go to bed early."

Wait until Xu Yang enters the bedroom.

brush!
Yang Yin floated directly to Liu Shishi's side, blushing and said with a shy look: "Sister Shishi, Master Xu...he...couldn't have been stimulated by something?"

Liu Shishi said calmly: "He has always been like this, just get used to it."

As for whether her heart is really as calm as her complexion, only I know.

...............

at the same time.

In the wilderness, among the old houses.

"This dream is simply wonderful... it just takes a lot of money!"

Ma Long muttered, and fell asleep with exhaustion all over his body.

But he didn't know that the moment after he fell asleep, a gust of wind blew by, and that old house turned into a dilapidated temple in an instant.

All the charming and coquettish women became full of sharp weapons.

One of them threw himself on Ma Long's body, with half a foot long black nails growing out of his hands.

She reached out and grabbed, her hands sank directly into Malone's abdomen, pulling out two bloody kidneys, and she wanted to swallow them with one mouth.

"Wait!"

Just then, a woman spoke.

The black fingernail couldn't help but said: "Sister... Our sisters haven't opened for three months... You won't be afraid, right? If you want me to say, Lao Shizi's spiritual management office is just an embroidered pillow, a group of warriors, also want to catch The four of us sisters?"

The woman called "Big Sister" was wearing a red tulle dress.

She came out of the darkness.

As the wind blew past, the tulle-like dress fluttered up, revealing her white and jade-like skin.

She looked at Ma Long on the ground and said, "This person has a special physique. He doesn't have yang energy in his body. Instead, he has the purest and purest yin energy. You must have discovered that...absorbing his breath can make us stronger. Powerful, rather than kill him, it is better to keep him."

"In the future, we sisters will meet him in our dreams, absorb the yin energy from his body, and strengthen our bodies. Sooner or later, our sisters will all step into the real level of red clothes... When that day comes, we sisters can also follow the example of the ghost king and stand on our own feet." On the top of the mountain, open up a ghost domain!"

The four female ghosts discussed it, and the eldest sister said: "Okay, second child, put his waist back."

Reluctantly, the black nails stuffed the two bloody waists back into Malone's body.

Ma Long clicked his mouth and turned over without noticing.

He slept until noon, and when he woke up, he only felt sore and backache, and couldn't keep up his spirits. He went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and found two obvious dark circles under his eyes. He couldn't help muttering, "What's going on?"

"Could it be that having sex dreams will also affect sleep?"

Take a shower.

When they went downstairs, Xu Yang called.

"Hello...Old Xu."

"Nothing, I'm just getting ready for breakfast."

Inside the funeral shop.

Xu Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and cursed: "It's past 12 o'clock, you have a hammer breakfast... that's all right, all right, stop talking nonsense, you come to the store first and then talk about it."

hang up the phone.

Xu Yang looked at the bank text message on his mobile phone, and couldn't help but said: "The Lingguan Bureau is worthy of being a national military agency, and it handles things in a proper way...The 150 million bonus came so quickly."

He called Yang Yin and Liu Shishi, and said, "Get ready, let's go shopping later, and buy you a mobile phone and computer, so it will be easier to contact in the future."

Liu Shishi said "Oh".

Yang Yin looked very excited.

At this moment, Marlboro came to the store with a girl, poking around.

"Master Xu, where are you?"

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xu Yang and greeted him warmly.

When the girl behind him saw Xu Yang, she was also pleasantly surprised: "Master Xu, it's really you!"

This girl is none other than the "Outdoor Spooky Adventure" anchor sister Taozi.

Sister Taozi was very excited, and said: "When I heard President Wan say it yesterday, I thought that the master might be you, but I guessed it right...Master Xu, thank you for what happened last time. This is me. A little kindness from Mr. Wan is not a respect, and I hope you don't dislike it."

She was carrying big bags and small bags.

There are expensive tea, Moutai, and several boxes of expensive health care products.

Xu Yang winked, Yang Yin immediately stepped forward and took the things.

He naturally knew what Marlboro was here for, so he immediately flipped his hands, took out a "evil talisman" and a "safety talisman" from the storage space, and said, "These two Taoist talismans were made by me just this morning. .”

"This is a talisman to ward off evil spirits. Wear it on your body to drive away ghosts and ward off evil spirits. Ordinary ghosts and evil spirits will not dare to approach you."

"This is a safety talisman...you wear it on your body, and it can help you resolve a disaster."

Marlboro was overjoyed, took the Taoist talisman and asked how to "wear it".

Xu Yang said: "Find a piece of red cloth, wrap the Dao talisman, sew it into a triangle shape, and sew it on the clothes... Remember, you have to take it off when you take a bath. This kind of Dao talisman will lose its effect when exposed to water."

Marlboro carefully put away the two Taoist talismans, and took out 3 yuan from his purse.

After all, Xu Yang had just received a gift from someone, and Xu Yang didn't intend to take money.

But Marlboro said: "Master Xu, this is the incense money I asked for the Taoist talisman... As the saying goes, sincerity leads to success, you must accept this incense money, otherwise I will feel uneasy holding the Taoist talisman."

Seeing this, Sister Taozi wanted to "please amulet".

Xu Yang glanced at her and saw that there was black energy entangled in her body, which was obviously a sign of a disaster that was about to happen, and it was obviously a sequela left by her previous live broadcast of weird adventures.

Immediately gave her a "ghost exorcising talisman" and a "peace talisman", and told her to wear the Taoist talisman in the way of Marlboro, but she had to take it off when she came to the "menstrual event".

Sister Taozi put away the Taoist talisman and also took out 3 yuan.

Xu Yang put away the money with a blank expression.

Feeling in my heart...

This money is too easy to earn, right?
Marlboro, on the other hand, brought up the matter of "live broadcast delivery", and he said, "Master Xu, I have an immature idea... Can you mass-produce this Dao Talisman?"

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