This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 60 Meet the Spirits!

"........."

Wan Qian and her uncle were taken aback for a moment when they heard the words, and then they felt goosebumps all over their bodies, their necks were chilly, and their scalps were a little numb.

"This this……"

The man was obviously a little scared, but he couldn't say such words... So he held back for a while and asked, "Why did you draw the curtains?"

"Your father's soul is too weak. Once the sun shines, there is a high probability that it will disappear."

Xu Yang commanded: "Doctor Wan, go and take out that calligraphy and painting."

Wan Qian is about to go to the study to pick up the paintings.

The man stood up: "Niece, don't worry... this is a big deal, it won't be too late to invite the old man out after your parents come back together."

He stopped Wan Qian.

When he came to Xu Yang, he stretched out his hand and said with an embarrassed smile: "Master Xu, right? My name is Marlboro, and I work in the media. It's a pleasure to meet you!"

Everyone lowered their attitude.

Xu Yang naturally had to save face, and immediately shook hands with Marlboro.

"sit!"

"Master Xu, please sit down!"

"Eldest niece...won't you go make tea for Master Xu?"

Marlboro's attitude changed drastically. He took out Hua Zi from the purse under the creaking nest, handed one to Xu Yang with both hands, and leaned forward to order it. Then he said: "Master Xu, I heard from my eldest niece that you are running a funeral shop. Yes? It’s rare to see someone as young as you doing this.”

Xu Yang explained: "It was passed down from the family."

"By the way, Master Xu...my old man, what's going on?"

Marlboro asked cautiously, and while speaking, he glanced at the study room quietly.

Xu Yang pondered for a while, and said: "According to the folk customs, every time the deceased dies, the deceased will go home and stay for a day, and the younger generations will hold a banquet to sacrifice, or go to the grave to visit the grave and burn money... the Hui people , and even slaughter animals, fry them in oil, and ask the imam to recite sutras.”

"According to the Hui people's statement, it is said that after a person dies, the ghost enters the underworld, and the judges of the underworld will judge the good and evil crimes in life. …they slaughter animals to make atonement for the dead, and to bear the crimes on behalf of the dead.”

"Isn't it the anniversary of your father's death a few days ago?"

"So it's normal for him to come back to live for a day... It's just that he probably has some unfinished wish, and he didn't leave after he came."

Marlboro shrank his neck: "Then... what wish does the old man have?"

"how could I know?"

Xu Yang said: "When the old man comes out later, why don't you just ask yourself?"

Marlboro: "..."

He scratched his hair with his hands, and said with a wry smile: "My old man had a brain congestion back then, and he left very suddenly... He was still dancing in the square in the morning, but he slipped out at noon, fell to the ground and couldn't wake up. "

"I was out of town at the time, and when I came back, the old man was already in the coffin... To be honest, I have often thought of the old man these years, and even fantasized that the old man would come back to see us... But I really want to see him soon, but I don't know I feel a little dizzy."

"This is human nature and understandable."

Xu Yang understood the feelings of Marlboro and Wan Qian very well, and comforted him: "The main reason is that you have never seen or dealt with ghosts... If you see more, you will find that ghosts are not scary."

"On the contrary, most ghosts are very timid."

"When I put a thousand-year-old thunderbolt mahogany sword directly on their foreheads, they can't wait to kneel down and sing conquest to me!"

"........."

Marlboro and Wan Qian both looked incredible.

Yincheng is not far from Wucheng, and when leaving the funeral shop, Xu Yang asked Wan Qian to notify her parents.

After a while, Wan Qian's parents arrived.

They had the same reaction as Marlboro, questioning as soon as they entered the door.

Xu Yang didn't bother to explain, and said, "Doctor Wan, go and take off the calligraphy and painting."

Wan Qian was in the funeral shop, and she saw the scene where Yang Yin took off her head to play with. Naturally, she believed in Xu Yang deeply. She went into the study, took down the calligraphy and painting, rolled them up carefully, and took them out.

Xu Yang took the calligraphy and painting, shaking his hand.

Whoa!

Calligraphy and painting unfold.

Perhaps because the curtains were drawn and there was no light in the room, the cloudy energy in the calligraphy and painting flew out automatically.

However, the four members of the Wan family couldn't see this scene.

Xu Yang didn't open the "eyes of the sky" to them, but said with a smile: "Old man, I know that your wish is fulfilled... Now your son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter are all here... Come out and meet everyone."

However, that ray of Yin Qi was too weak.

Don't talk about showing up.

He couldn't even take "human form".

"Old man, offended!"

Xu Yang muttered a word, reached out his hand and grabbed it, and directly injected that ray of Yin Qi into the paper pricked man placed on the ground in advance.

then.

He works his magic.

Stretching out a hand to touch the paper bundle, a burst of mana poured into the paper bundle.

In an instant, the wisp of weak Yin Qi began to strengthen, and suddenly there was a strong wind in the room, whining.

When the four members of the Wan family saw this scene, they all had expressions of shock on their faces.

Especially Wanqian's parents.

They are all teachers of the people. They have been teaching and educating people for decades, and they have been rooted in the concept of "feudal superstition harms people" since they were young. Seeing this scene now is no different from Wan Qian in the funeral shop.

They are all stupid, they just feel that their world view is constantly collapsing.

His eyes were fixed on the paper-stitched man, and he didn't even dare to blink.

Then I saw...

The paper pierced the person, and mist rose.

On the face of the paper pierced man, there were ripples like water waves, and gradually, it changed into an old and familiar face.

Wanqian's parents: "Dad?"

Wan Qian: "Grandpa?"

As for Marlboro, his response was most motivating.

He was rather rebellious. Back then, he often quarreled with the old man. He went out to do business for several years and never even returned home... When he came back, he saw only a cold corpse!
After seeing the old man's face at this moment, he knelt down on the ground with a thud, and cried loudly: "Dad...Dad..."

Paper pierced people's faces.

The old man's face was a little dazed at first.

Gradually, it returned to normal.

When he saw Marlboro kneeling in front of him, he raised his brows and said angrily, "You shit, you still know how to come back? Look at you wearing balls, are you just throwing it all together? It's all about flamboyance and a two-ball (street slipper) Same!"

A slap in the face of Wucheng dialect came out of the old man's mouth.

The atmosphere that was so sad just now suddenly froze, Marlboro froze for a moment, and then burst out laughing... even brought out a stream of snot!

Wiping his nose and tears, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Dad, you said that you are dead, why are you still swearing?"

The family is a family, and they want to do homework.

Xu Yang naturally wouldn't get in the way.

He went out, went downstairs, sat in the gazebo downstairs and smoked a cigarette, timed it right, returned to Wan Qian's house about half an hour later, and asked, "Old man, have you said everything you need to say?"

"Your soul is too weak, and you can only show up after being blessed by my magic power. If it takes too long, it will hurt your soul."

now.

The four members of the Wan family all have red eyes.

The old man also knew Xu Yang, and said: "Master Xu, thank you... Otherwise, I am afraid that I, the old man, would not have this opportunity to meet my family... Now that my wish is fulfilled, it is time to leave."

talking.

On the paper, that face gradually began to become unreal.

For the four members of the Wan family, heart-piercing cries were inevitable.

"Row row row row row row, don't howl (cry), remember what I said... and my old child, you are almost forty people, hurry up and find a widow to start a family first."

The old man cursed and cursed, gradually dissipated, and turned into a wisp of Yin Qi again, which penetrated into the calligraphy and painting.

When the four members of the Wan family were almost crying, Xu Yang asked: "Guys, don't cry now... Let's discuss how to deal with the old man?"

"deal with?"

The four looked puzzled.

Xu Yang said: "Your old man's soul is too weak, he can't stay in the sun for too long, otherwise his soul will easily fly away...Of course, if you want to keep him, it's not impossible, but it will hurt the harmony of the sky and the morality. "

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PS: For some folk customs, I can't find all the information. I hope everyone will forgive me if there are any mistakes.

(End of this chapter)