This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 3 There are no ghosts in the world, believe in science!

Chapter 3:
Any food that has been "sniffed" by the female ghost will instantly become cold.

And there is no fragrance or taste at all, just like a rotten overnight meal.

So Ma Long's "eating shit" is not too exaggerated.

The waiter came quickly.

It was a yellow-haired man wearing a white shirt, a black vest, and a bow tie around his neck.

On the side of Lanting Street, the waiters in various KTVs, bars, and barbecue bars are mostly street teens who didn't study hard and dropped out of school, and many of them were even underage.

Most of these young people have one thing in common - bad temper!
Don't say that you are a customer, even if you are a boss, you will be right if something goes wrong!
The big deal is to throw your arms and leave. Anyway, if one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, who can do anything to me?
As soon as the yellow-haired waiter entered the box, he scratched his neck and shouted, "What's wrong?"

Fuck!
Malone is also violent!
After graduating from high school, he also worked as a street runner for a year.

Then he heard that "treasure digging" was popular in his hometown, so his father bought him 200 sheep and ran to his hometown. He pushed the skewers in front of Huang Mao and said cursingly, "Come on, try it yourself." Taste, what the hell is this baked thing?"

Seeing that the other party was more fierce than himself, Huang Mao immediately softened by three points, and muttered: "Impossible, our barbecue master was dug out from the bar next door at a high price by the boss. Say... damn it!"

However, as soon as he took a bite, Huangmao cried out.

What the hell?
That's it?

Grill master?

The baked one is like shit, so it deserves to be called a master?
Huangmao suddenly wilted, and said: "Brother, how about I change it for you?"

"Change, quickly change...poof..."

Malone took another mouthful of roasted leeks angrily, and vomited again on the spot. He tried other barbecues and fruit plates, and said furiously, "Where's the boss? Call your boss."

Seeing this scene, the female ghost quietly floated behind Xu Yang as if she had done something wrong.

A few black hairs fluttered and scratched Xu Yang's neck.

It means to ask Xu Yang to help clean up the situation.

Xu Yang understood, and persuaded: "Forget it, there is no need to be angry about small things, we can just drink in a different venue tomorrow."

Pulling Ma Long out of the box, Xu Yang ran to the front desk to check out.

How can Malone?

He stood firm, paid, and had the cashier wipe away the charges for the grilled fruit bowls.

After leaving the KTV, Ma Long said: "Old Xu, I'm really sorry, let's go next door and continue drinking!"

The two girls followed and said, "Brother Long is so grand!"

Xu Yang turned his head and glanced at the female ghost floating behind him. He didn't have the heart to continue drinking, so he immediately excused that he was feeling unwell.
Ma Long nodded, and said, "You do have some problems with your mental state... It's better to rest early."

He left with two girls.

Xu Yang turned around and entered the store, and settled the cost of the barbecue fruit plate.

The female ghost brought it by herself, and those barbecue fruit plates were "eaten" by the female ghost.

This money cannot be ignorant, it will damage the "yin virtue".

"Ghost sister, remember, never do such a thing in the future."

"It's easy to be misunderstood."

"If you want to eat barbecue, I'll just buy it for you..."

It wasn't until Xu Yang walked to the car that he realized that he had been drinking.

Don't drink and drive, don't drink and drive, this is the bottom line.

He was about to call the price, but the female ghost got into the car with a whoosh, sat in the driver's seat, and greeted Xu Yang repeatedly with her little hand.

Xu Yang: "..."

He tentatively asked: "You mean you come to drive?"

"Can you... know how to drive?"

The temperature in the air dropped, and a gust of wind blew past, chilling his forehead.

Being questioned by Xu Yang, the female ghost was very angry.

She turned on the ignition, refueled, backed out of the garage, drove 20 meters forward, backed up quickly, braked and stopped beside Xu Yang, and proudly rushed to Xu Yang with her head held high.

Xu Yang was dumbfounded.

What the hell!

This female ghost drives so slippery?

He came to the co-pilot and thought happily: "In this case, wouldn't I have a free driver in the future?"

Xu Yang suddenly felt that it was not so scary to be accompanied by a female ghost.

But soon he felt...

This idea is so fucking out of line!

Because the female ghost can't be seen by others except herself!

As soon as he left Lanting Street, the car was stopped by the traffic police.

Looking at the empty driver's seat, and at Xu Yang sitting in the co-pilot who smelled of alcohol, the traffic policemen were dumbfounded.

Fortunately, the female ghost made a move, and with a wave of her small hand, the traffic policeman's body was shocked, as if he was under control, he saluted Xu Yang, and waved to leave.

Back at the "funeral shop", it was already 1 o'clock in the morning.

Because of drinking some wine, Xu Yang lay on the bed and fell asleep after a while.

That night, Xu Yang had a very long dream.

The female ghost in the dream turned into Reba, and lived a shameless life with Xu Yang, had children, and was very happy.

But soon the screen changed, and the female ghost suddenly bled from all seven orifices, and turned into a ferocious ghost that wanted to kill her!

Xu Yang was shocked and sat up straight from the bed.

"It turned out to be just a dream..."

Letting out a long breath, Xu Yang searched around and found that the female ghost was sleeping while hanging from the ceiling, so he tiptoed down from the bed.

Go into the bathroom.

clap la la...

Xu Yang had a calm expression on his face, and sighed: "It's so cool... It's so beautiful to release water without being peeped by the female ghost...!!!"

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard the bathroom door creak, and the female ghost floated in again.

Xu Yang: "..."

Pulling up his pants expressionlessly, Xu Yang brushed his teeth and washed his hands.

After finishing the work, Xu Yang received another call from Ma Long.

"Old Xu, I asked someone to help you make an appointment with a psychiatrist. I sent you the location. The time is set at 10 o'clock. Come here quickly."

Before Xu Yang could answer, Ma Long hung up the phone.

Xu Yang felt helpless.

I'm just haunted by a female ghost, and I don't really have a mental problem. Should I see a psychiatrist?
But Ma Long's kindness couldn't be refused. Didn't you hear that he asked someone to make an appointment?

"Ghost sister, I'm going out, can you help me look at the store for a while?"

Xu Yang wanted to keep the female ghost at home.

The female ghost shook her head.

………………

Wucheng.

Inside a private psychiatric clinic.

Ma Long talked vividly and for a long time, took a sip of boiled water from a paper cup to moisten his throat, and said, "Doctor, my friend's situation is like this."

The female doctor sitting opposite him was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "How long has your friend been in this state?"

Ma Long thought for a while: "About half a month, doctor, is he mentally ill, or is he really haunted by ghosts?"

The female doctor smiled and asked without answering, "Do you think there are ghosts in this world?"

If it were two years ago, Ma Long would have jumped up immediately, telling everyone to believe in science and not superstition.

But in the past two years of "digging treasures" in the mountains, he encountered many things, and heard a lot of things from the friends who "digged treasures", otherwise he would not have invited Xu Yang to do things.

So he tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "Maybe there really is?"

"........."

The female doctor was stunned for a second, then smiled and said: "The theory of ghosts and gods is not credible. Foreign scientists have conducted research on this aspect of legends, and they have found that many supernatural phenomena can be answered scientifically. Your friend should be a vision caused by neurasthenia, that's why he thinks a ghost is haunting him."

"In layman's terms, it's hallucinations."

"So, that Lao Shizi's female ghost was all imagined by him?"

Ma Long smiled and said, "I'll just say, where did the female ghost come from and ran to pester him in a hurry."

"........."

The female doctor said seriously: "Mr. Ma, there are no ghosts in this world, we must believe in science!"

(End of this chapter)