Turn over from love
Chapter 84
Chapter 84
"Hi, I'm in trouble now, and I need two dollars for an emergency, can you help me?"
Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia had already arrived at the intersection with the most traffic on the commercial street. They split up and went up to ask people for money when they saw good faces.
"I'm also in trouble, who will give me two dollars?"
"No, I have no money."
"These days, why do beggars still dress brightly?"
……
Passers-by responded in various ways, but no one reached out to help.
Both Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia felt headaches, and after trying each other for a while to no avail, they returned to each other to discuss countermeasures.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Chen asked wearily, leaning against the lamppost weakly.
"I don't know." Qi Jiajia was also helpless, "It stands to reason that it shouldn't be. Is it because we don't look miserable enough, so people think we are cheating money?"
"Isn't it just a scam?" Zhang Chen was happy.
"How about we try to pretend to be miserable?" Qi Jiajia suggested.
"How do you pretend? Tear up your clothes, smear your face black, and look like a beggar?"
"It's okay if you like it..." Qi Jiajia imagined the scene for a while, and couldn't help laughing.
"Fuck, it's only two dollars... It ruined my reputation." Zhang Chen couldn't hold back, and cursed.
Qi Jiajia pursed her lips, her expression hesitant to speak.
Seeing her expression, Zhang Chen frowned and said, "What does your expression mean? I didn't do anything, do you think I'm straight again? It must be because of your cognition."
"..." Qi Jiajia couldn't laugh or cry, and reminded: "Did you forget to be live?"
"Don't forget."
"Then you just..."
"What else?"
"Speak badly."
"..." Zhang Chen looked up at the sky, getting even more annoyed, "In a hurry, is it harmless?"
Qi Jiajia changed the subject, "Let's try again, this time make our situation a little bit worse."
Zhang Chen nodded and agreed with this approach.
At this time, a black elder brother who looked very famous from head to toe happened to pass by the side of the road. Without thinking about it, Zhang Chen quickly grabbed him, "Hey, brother."
The other party thought he was going to fight, raised his chin, and looked at him condescendingly with his nostrils, "What's up?"
"..." Zhang Chen felt oppressed, and immediately put on a pitiful look.
He had a flash of inspiration and said:
"I was deceived by pyramid schemes to come here. I just escaped. Now I have no money, no money to travel, no money to eat, and I have been hungry for almost two days. I can't stand it anymore. Please, can you give me two dollars? Let me buy some food for [-] yuan? Good people get rewarded."
When he said this, he had a crying expression on his face, as if he had really been hungry for two days, so pitiful.
Qi Jiajia next to him: "..." Brother, are you talking too much?
"Please, good brother, just two dollars, let me fill my stomach!" Zhang Chen was already immersed in the script he wrote.
However, at this moment, the eyes of the black elder brother who was being pulled gradually moved down, and landed on the wrist of the hand that Zhang Chen was pulling him.
The glass on the watch reflects the sun, shining golden, which is extremely eye-catching.
"Patek Philippe?" The big black brother raised his eyebrows.
Zhang Chen: "..."
Qi Jiajia: "..."
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room almost laughed until the corners of their mouths split.
[Help, he's really funny]
[It's really a black question mark face]
[Black: Do you think I don't understand famous brands? ]
[Nimma, died laughing]
……
Zhang Chen's life has never been so embarrassing.
Where is the cave?He wants to drill.
There was a meaningful smile on the corner of the black brother's mouth, and he asked, "Funny?"
Zhang Chen: "..."
In the end, the black man shook off his hand and walked away cursing.
Qi Jiajia laughed so hard that her stomach ached.
"I said why can't I get any money? It turned out to be the fault of this thing." Zhang Chen turned his watch in embarrassment, and suddenly had an idea, slapped his head suddenly, and said, "No, then Am I rich? Have I forgotten it like this?"
Qi Jiajia was still laughing, "What?"
"If I sell it, won't I be rich?" Zhang Chen smiled triumphantly.
"You sold it for two dollars?" Qi Jiajia's mouth trembled.
"It's not a big problem, it's just a watch." Zhang Chen suddenly sighed in his heart, "I'm worthy of being as smart as I am"!
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[It's just a watch...]
[I asked to check his taxes]
[Let no one live]
……
Cameraman: "No, this is a foul."
Zhang Chen: "..."
Neither this nor that, Zhang Chen's face turned dark.
"Who can help us!" he wailed.
At this time, a little girl ran over, pulled his trouser legs, and handed him two dollars.
Zhang Chen was so moved that his eyes were moist, he knelt down and hugged her, "Are you the little angel sent to me by heaven?"
"I won't eat ice cream today, you can go shopping for something to eat." The little girl said and ran back to her mother.
A beautiful Caucasian woman stood by the side of the road, smiling and beckoning to Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen thanked repeatedly.
Finally got the money. After living for 26 years, he has never experienced money so difficult. Zhang Chen was so moved that tears filled his eyes, and he was even trembling with the two dollars in his hand.
"We're rich!"
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[You have today too]
[Come on, Brother Chen read a sentence to me: Every grain is hard work]
[Finally being a poor man once, but he was so excited]
……
"Let's go! Go look at the telescope! I'm rich now."
Zhang Chen pulled Qi Jiajia up, and the two ran towards the museum excitedly.
Lu Zhou and Ye Fangfei, who were also in the center of the commercial street, were also troubled by asking passers-by for two dollars at this time.
Compared with Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia, these two asked pedestrians for money, they were more reserved.
They didn't have so many tricks, and they didn't sell miserably. They simply described the real situation of their current filming of the show to the pedestrians who looked at Mianshan, and then asked for support.
Some people left without listening to the ins and outs, some people shook their heads when they heard the money was asked for, and some people heard that they were filming a show and asked, "Will I give it back to the show crew?"...
Of course, someone eventually kindly offered a helping hand.
They took the money back to the top floor of the museum, looked for the church in the distance through binoculars, and counted how many tourists were taking pictures at its gate, but it was too far away to see clearly, and the tourists kept moving around.
They looked at the telescope a total of three times and eventually gave incorrect answers.
If you fail and ask for money, fail again, and ask for money again, many pedestrians on the commercial street have discovered their routine, gradually suspecting whether they are liars, and it is not so easy to pay the bill.
So when the two returned to the commercial street square again, they showed hesitation in the face of pedestrians coming and going, and they were too embarrassed to ask for money.
Standing on the side of the street, Lu Zhou and Ye Fangfei looked at each other and smiled.
"How? Do you want to try the mission on Rose Street?" Ye Fangfei asked.
Lu Zhou looked around the street with his hands on his hips, and his vision caught people gathering in the square in the distance, and he could faintly hear someone applauding.
He thought for a while, raised his lips and asked with a smile: "Shall we try it, showman?"
Ye Fangfei was stunned when she heard the words, and then she smiled and said, "Is this trick still going to be used in the end?"
"Do you have a better way?"
"No." Ye Fangfei shrugged helplessly, turned to look at the staff, and asked, "Purchasing, isn't it a violation?"
Staff: "It doesn't count."
Ye Fangfei looked up at Lu Zhou, "Come on."
Lu Zhou pointed to the square in the distance and said, "Let's go there."
As they said that, the two turned around to walk that way, but Lu Zhou's hand was suddenly grabbed by someone.
He turned around in astonishment, and found that the Spider-Man next to them moved just now and was holding his hand? ? ?
Ye Fangfei chuckled, "I always thought it was a sculpture... so it's a real person!"
"Why are you dragging me?" Lu Zhou asked the person dressed as Spider-Man inexplicably.
"Tip," Spider-Man said.
"what?"
Lu Zhou turned to look at Ye Fangfei, and she also looked confused, what is it?
"Tip for a photo with me, five dollars." Spider-Man said with a smile.
Lu Zhou was dumbfounded, "I didn't take a photo with you."
Spider-Man pointed to the photographer not far from them, which meant that they must have taken pictures.
Can you still play like this?They struggled to find someone to ask for two dollars. In the end, this guy opened his mouth and asked them for a five-dollar tip?
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[Is this considered extortion? ]
[Foreigners really know how to play]
[fall!What books are you still struggling to read, go abroad and pretend to be a Spiderman and stand on the street]
……
Lu Zhou couldn't help but laugh, "I don't have any money. Why don't you lend me this suit of yours to change into, and I'll take a photo with you again, so we're even?"
Hearing this, Spider-Man gave him a hard look, and waved him away quickly.
Ye Fangfei couldn't help laughing out loud, is this a method that a serious person can come up with?
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[It still has to be you, Lu Zhou]
[As expected of you, Lu Zhou]
[I learned again]
……
(End of this chapter)
"Hi, I'm in trouble now, and I need two dollars for an emergency, can you help me?"
Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia had already arrived at the intersection with the most traffic on the commercial street. They split up and went up to ask people for money when they saw good faces.
"I'm also in trouble, who will give me two dollars?"
"No, I have no money."
"These days, why do beggars still dress brightly?"
……
Passers-by responded in various ways, but no one reached out to help.
Both Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia felt headaches, and after trying each other for a while to no avail, they returned to each other to discuss countermeasures.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Chen asked wearily, leaning against the lamppost weakly.
"I don't know." Qi Jiajia was also helpless, "It stands to reason that it shouldn't be. Is it because we don't look miserable enough, so people think we are cheating money?"
"Isn't it just a scam?" Zhang Chen was happy.
"How about we try to pretend to be miserable?" Qi Jiajia suggested.
"How do you pretend? Tear up your clothes, smear your face black, and look like a beggar?"
"It's okay if you like it..." Qi Jiajia imagined the scene for a while, and couldn't help laughing.
"Fuck, it's only two dollars... It ruined my reputation." Zhang Chen couldn't hold back, and cursed.
Qi Jiajia pursed her lips, her expression hesitant to speak.
Seeing her expression, Zhang Chen frowned and said, "What does your expression mean? I didn't do anything, do you think I'm straight again? It must be because of your cognition."
"..." Qi Jiajia couldn't laugh or cry, and reminded: "Did you forget to be live?"
"Don't forget."
"Then you just..."
"What else?"
"Speak badly."
"..." Zhang Chen looked up at the sky, getting even more annoyed, "In a hurry, is it harmless?"
Qi Jiajia changed the subject, "Let's try again, this time make our situation a little bit worse."
Zhang Chen nodded and agreed with this approach.
At this time, a black elder brother who looked very famous from head to toe happened to pass by the side of the road. Without thinking about it, Zhang Chen quickly grabbed him, "Hey, brother."
The other party thought he was going to fight, raised his chin, and looked at him condescendingly with his nostrils, "What's up?"
"..." Zhang Chen felt oppressed, and immediately put on a pitiful look.
He had a flash of inspiration and said:
"I was deceived by pyramid schemes to come here. I just escaped. Now I have no money, no money to travel, no money to eat, and I have been hungry for almost two days. I can't stand it anymore. Please, can you give me two dollars? Let me buy some food for [-] yuan? Good people get rewarded."
When he said this, he had a crying expression on his face, as if he had really been hungry for two days, so pitiful.
Qi Jiajia next to him: "..." Brother, are you talking too much?
"Please, good brother, just two dollars, let me fill my stomach!" Zhang Chen was already immersed in the script he wrote.
However, at this moment, the eyes of the black elder brother who was being pulled gradually moved down, and landed on the wrist of the hand that Zhang Chen was pulling him.
The glass on the watch reflects the sun, shining golden, which is extremely eye-catching.
"Patek Philippe?" The big black brother raised his eyebrows.
Zhang Chen: "..."
Qi Jiajia: "..."
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room almost laughed until the corners of their mouths split.
[Help, he's really funny]
[It's really a black question mark face]
[Black: Do you think I don't understand famous brands? ]
[Nimma, died laughing]
……
Zhang Chen's life has never been so embarrassing.
Where is the cave?He wants to drill.
There was a meaningful smile on the corner of the black brother's mouth, and he asked, "Funny?"
Zhang Chen: "..."
In the end, the black man shook off his hand and walked away cursing.
Qi Jiajia laughed so hard that her stomach ached.
"I said why can't I get any money? It turned out to be the fault of this thing." Zhang Chen turned his watch in embarrassment, and suddenly had an idea, slapped his head suddenly, and said, "No, then Am I rich? Have I forgotten it like this?"
Qi Jiajia was still laughing, "What?"
"If I sell it, won't I be rich?" Zhang Chen smiled triumphantly.
"You sold it for two dollars?" Qi Jiajia's mouth trembled.
"It's not a big problem, it's just a watch." Zhang Chen suddenly sighed in his heart, "I'm worthy of being as smart as I am"!
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[It's just a watch...]
[I asked to check his taxes]
[Let no one live]
……
Cameraman: "No, this is a foul."
Zhang Chen: "..."
Neither this nor that, Zhang Chen's face turned dark.
"Who can help us!" he wailed.
At this time, a little girl ran over, pulled his trouser legs, and handed him two dollars.
Zhang Chen was so moved that his eyes were moist, he knelt down and hugged her, "Are you the little angel sent to me by heaven?"
"I won't eat ice cream today, you can go shopping for something to eat." The little girl said and ran back to her mother.
A beautiful Caucasian woman stood by the side of the road, smiling and beckoning to Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen thanked repeatedly.
Finally got the money. After living for 26 years, he has never experienced money so difficult. Zhang Chen was so moved that tears filled his eyes, and he was even trembling with the two dollars in his hand.
"We're rich!"
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[You have today too]
[Come on, Brother Chen read a sentence to me: Every grain is hard work]
[Finally being a poor man once, but he was so excited]
……
"Let's go! Go look at the telescope! I'm rich now."
Zhang Chen pulled Qi Jiajia up, and the two ran towards the museum excitedly.
Lu Zhou and Ye Fangfei, who were also in the center of the commercial street, were also troubled by asking passers-by for two dollars at this time.
Compared with Zhang Chen and Qi Jiajia, these two asked pedestrians for money, they were more reserved.
They didn't have so many tricks, and they didn't sell miserably. They simply described the real situation of their current filming of the show to the pedestrians who looked at Mianshan, and then asked for support.
Some people left without listening to the ins and outs, some people shook their heads when they heard the money was asked for, and some people heard that they were filming a show and asked, "Will I give it back to the show crew?"...
Of course, someone eventually kindly offered a helping hand.
They took the money back to the top floor of the museum, looked for the church in the distance through binoculars, and counted how many tourists were taking pictures at its gate, but it was too far away to see clearly, and the tourists kept moving around.
They looked at the telescope a total of three times and eventually gave incorrect answers.
If you fail and ask for money, fail again, and ask for money again, many pedestrians on the commercial street have discovered their routine, gradually suspecting whether they are liars, and it is not so easy to pay the bill.
So when the two returned to the commercial street square again, they showed hesitation in the face of pedestrians coming and going, and they were too embarrassed to ask for money.
Standing on the side of the street, Lu Zhou and Ye Fangfei looked at each other and smiled.
"How? Do you want to try the mission on Rose Street?" Ye Fangfei asked.
Lu Zhou looked around the street with his hands on his hips, and his vision caught people gathering in the square in the distance, and he could faintly hear someone applauding.
He thought for a while, raised his lips and asked with a smile: "Shall we try it, showman?"
Ye Fangfei was stunned when she heard the words, and then she smiled and said, "Is this trick still going to be used in the end?"
"Do you have a better way?"
"No." Ye Fangfei shrugged helplessly, turned to look at the staff, and asked, "Purchasing, isn't it a violation?"
Staff: "It doesn't count."
Ye Fangfei looked up at Lu Zhou, "Come on."
Lu Zhou pointed to the square in the distance and said, "Let's go there."
As they said that, the two turned around to walk that way, but Lu Zhou's hand was suddenly grabbed by someone.
He turned around in astonishment, and found that the Spider-Man next to them moved just now and was holding his hand? ? ?
Ye Fangfei chuckled, "I always thought it was a sculpture... so it's a real person!"
"Why are you dragging me?" Lu Zhou asked the person dressed as Spider-Man inexplicably.
"Tip," Spider-Man said.
"what?"
Lu Zhou turned to look at Ye Fangfei, and she also looked confused, what is it?
"Tip for a photo with me, five dollars." Spider-Man said with a smile.
Lu Zhou was dumbfounded, "I didn't take a photo with you."
Spider-Man pointed to the photographer not far from them, which meant that they must have taken pictures.
Can you still play like this?They struggled to find someone to ask for two dollars. In the end, this guy opened his mouth and asked them for a five-dollar tip?
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[Is this considered extortion? ]
[Foreigners really know how to play]
[fall!What books are you still struggling to read, go abroad and pretend to be a Spiderman and stand on the street]
……
Lu Zhou couldn't help but laugh, "I don't have any money. Why don't you lend me this suit of yours to change into, and I'll take a photo with you again, so we're even?"
Hearing this, Spider-Man gave him a hard look, and waved him away quickly.
Ye Fangfei couldn't help laughing out loud, is this a method that a serious person can come up with?
Barrage in the live broadcast room——
[It still has to be you, Lu Zhou]
[As expected of you, Lu Zhou]
[I learned again]
……
(End of this chapter)
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