This shit can't stand it anymore

Chapter 346
"Where did the arrogant people come from?"

Behind Patriarch Bodhi, a handsome young Taoist couldn't help but angrily scolded: "Look at your appearance, you have only just cultivated the immortal way, how dare you spread it in this oblique moon and three-star cave..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yu Yuan had already looked towards him.

With just one glance, the young Taoist felt as if struck by lightning, as if he had seen some terrifying scene, his body trembled violently, and even his complexion turned pale in an instant, and he couldn't utter the rest of the words.

"Misfortune comes out of your mouth."

Patriarch Bodhi sighed softly, not knowing whether he was talking about the young Taoist or himself.

He flicked the whisk lightly, and told the two children: "Take him back to rest, but he was shocked, and he will be fine after a while."

After finishing speaking, he looked back at Yu Yuan and said, "Before, I just made a small joke with fellow daoist, if I offended you, I hope fellow daoist Haihan.

However, this monkey came to Pindao's ashram from Dongsheng Shenzhou to look for the true immortal. If he is so devout to the Taoist, Pindao can't keep him out.

Please also ask fellow Taoists to hold your hands high, and let him belong to the poor Taoist sect. "

Yu Yuan glanced at him, teasingly said: "Since fellow Taoist wants to accept him as a disciple so much, why did you go so early?"

"..."

Patriarch Bodhi was speechless.

He did know early on that the monkey had come to apprentice, but he had to be reserved when it came to accepting apprentices, right?

You can't rush to collect it before the person arrives, right?
Moreover, this is also a kind of tempering for the monkey apprentice.

We must know that things that are too easy to get are often not cherished.

Only by letting him go through untold hardships and painstaking efforts can he worship his master and seek the way to cultivate immortals. Only in this way will he know that this opportunity has not come easily.

However, in order to prevent this destined apprentice from finding him, he deliberately turned into various passers-by along the way to guide him all the way to Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, the three-star cave on the oblique moon.

But Patriarch Bodhi didn't expect that, seeing that the stone monkey had already rushed to Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai, a Taoist Yingwei of unknown origin suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

The most important thing is that this guy not only asked him about the location of the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, but also asked him where there is a Western religion temple!
This made Patriarch Bodhi have to be cautious.

So he told a little lie, tricked Yu Yuan to go in another direction, and he led the stone monkey to rush to the three-star cave of the oblique moon as soon as possible, so as to avoid any troubles caused by long nights and dreams.

After all, this stone monkey was born with a good heel, and he has carefully selected the best candidate. If he attracts prying eyes, his plan will come to an end without a problem.

It's a pity that it was a little bit worse in the end.

At this moment, the stone monkey was a little dazed.

It has been more than ten years since he embarked on the road of seeking immortality and Taoism, wandering across the sea and the world of Haideng, and he has suffered many cold eyes and ridicules along the way, and I do not know how much suffering he has endured before he came here.

He never expected that there would be two gods vying to accept him as an apprentice.

Happiness came so suddenly that he felt a little unreal.

He looked to the left, he looked like an old fairy; then looked to the right, he looked like a great husband!

It's really hard to choose!

It would be great if both of them could be masters!

But at this time, neither Patriarch Bodhi nor Yu Yuan paid attention to him, their eyes fell on each other, and there was a hint of thought in their eyes.

Patriarch Bodhi looked at Yu Yuan, still with a warm smile on his face, making people feel like a spring breeze.

"I still don't know which heavenly paradise you practiced in, and who did you learn from?"

"Poverty Taoist Xuan Chengzi, the dojo is in the East China Sea, a Sanxian."

Yu Yuan reported a false identity very naturally, then looked at Patriarch Bodhi and said, "What's the background if you haven't asked fellow Taoists?"

"I am a Bodhi Taoist, just like fellow Taoists, I am also a loose immortal."

"Isn't that interesting?" Yu Yuan curled his lips and said angrily.

He was [-]% sure that the other party's background was definitely not trivial.

Patriarch Bodhi smiled slightly, and said in a calm and unhurried manner: "What does fellow Taoist say is interesting?"

Yu Yuan said via voice transmission: "As long as fellow daoist agrees to do me two small favors, then this apprentice will be handed over to friend daoist."

Hearing this, Patriarch Bodhi couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and said via voice transmission: "I don't know what kind of help you need from the poor Taoist?"

Yu Yuan said via voice transmission: "The first favor is to lend me a few well-informed disciples, and I want to ask them some things; as for the second favor, I will talk about it after I finish asking the questions."

Patriarch Bodhi hesitated for a moment, and said via voice transmission: "If you want to ask any questions, fellow Taoists, you might as well come and ask me."

Yu Yuan glanced at him, "What I want to hear is the truth."

"Poverty never lies." Patriarch Bodhi said earnestly.

Yu Yuan ignored him and just looked at him quietly.

"..."

A flash of embarrassment flashed in the eyes of Patriarch Bodhi, then he nodded and said: "This first favor can be done, but Taoist friends can only stay in my oblique moon and three-star cave to ask. As for the second favor, if it is beyond the ability of the poor Taoist Other than that, forgive the poor for not being able to help."

"no problem!"

Yu Yuan readily agreed, "Let's go, let's start now."

"Fellow Daoists, please come in!"

Patriarch Bodhi made a gesture of invitation, and ordered two disciples to guide Yu Yuan.

A group of people quickly stepped into the three-star cave of the oblique moon, and stunned a stone monkey.

And me?

Don't they all want to snatch me as an apprentice?
Why don't you care about me?

In the end, a little Taoist boy ran out, looked at the stone monkey and said, "Master let you in."

The stone monkey rolled his eyes and asked curiously, "Which master is it?"

Xiao Daotong smiled and said: "My master is naturally the ancestor of Bodhi. Didn't you come to worship him as your teacher?"

"Yes yes yes..." The stone monkey nodded again and again, but he remembered the heroic man he saw just now who called himself Xuan Chengzi.

This was the first immortal he met who wanted to take him as his disciple after more than a dozen winters and summers of seeking immortality!
……

Entering the oblique moon and three-star cave, you can see layers of deep pavilions and Qionglou. Once you enter the Pearl Palace, you can't describe the quiet and gorgeous palace until it reaches the Yaotai.

Yu Yuan came down to a treasure hall under the guidance of those two disciples.

After a while, several more disciples arrived.

These are the most well-informed and knowledgeable among the disciples of Bodhi Patriarch.

Yu Yuan didn't care if they were really well-informed, anyway, what he needed to know was what should be common sense in this era.

After placing a few restrictions, he began to ask everyone questions.

Everyone has to answer the same question individually, and then compare it to prevent them from cheating or pretending to understand.

This question has been asked for several days.

From all kinds of common sense in this era to the "history" of Conferred God's Calamity, his questions covered all aspects, and there were many false questions that deliberately disturbed the audience.

After this questioning, Yu Yuan also learned more about this era.

To put it simply, this era is very similar to the situation after the Conferred God Calamity in his memory.

All of them were defeated by the Jiejiao. The Master Tongtian put down the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation to fight to the death, trying to curse and kill the saints with the power of the six soul banners, but was broken by the four saints.

Seeing that the general situation is over, and the disciples of the Jiejiao are killed and injured, the Master Tongtian will repeat the earth, water, fire and wind in a fit of anger, and create a prehistoric world again.

But before he could make a move, Daozu Hongjun appeared and gave Sanqing each a Meteor Saint Pill, and at the same time ordered the saints not to enter the prehistoric world again.

Since then, the prehistoric era has entered the age of no sages, and Haotian God has truly become the supreme being of the Three Realms, known as the Supreme Sage, the Great Merciful, the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly Lord, the Xuanqiong God.

However, there are also many small details that are different from his memory.

For example, the Twelve Golden Immortals suffered heavy casualties during the conferring of gods, and almost all the remaining disciples turned to the West. After the conferring of the gods, Western religion evolved into Buddhism. Become Dingguang Tathagata Buddha in charge of Buddhism...

These small details are irrelevant to the big picture.

In this time and space, Jiejiao was defeated in the end.

But there is one thing that makes Yu Yuan very puzzled.

He inquired about his fate by insinuating, but got an answer that surprised him - there is no such person as Yu Yuan!
Everyone's answers are very uniform.

The Holy Mother of Jinling has only one disciple, and that is Wen Zhong!
As for the eldest disciple Yu Yuan, he didn't exist at all!

They had never heard of such a number one.

Now Yu Yuan was a little confused.

It turned out that in his imagination, the reason why he was able to appear in this era with his real body was probably because he encountered an accident during the Conferred God Quantity Calamity and fell directly.

But I never expected that even the traces of existence are gone!

(End of this chapter)