Weird recovery, I can't hide my god's identity
Chapter 160 How can this be considered an extortion from the government?This is called travel expens
Chapter 160 How can this be considered an extortion from the government?This is called travel expenses!
Chen Jingle, who had just come from the direction of Shiwan Dashan, had a thought.
He frowned slightly when he found that there was something strange within the scope of his perception, and he was not extradited away by the errand immediately.
"What's going on? What's wrong?"
He entered the boundary of Shangsi County, and immediately set up two messengers to help extradite the dead souls in Shangsi.
Fishing on the first day of work?
Is it a bit too much?
City God was very unhappy about this.
However, when Chen Jingle did some calculations, he realized that things were a little different from what he thought.
"The detached soul crashed into the body of a passer-by, and the two were in harmony, but they escaped the first perception of the evil?"
This……
What a coincidence, right?
Chen Jingle couldn't help scratching his head, there was no one who could encounter such a small probability.
After a moment of pondering, he appeared at the location of the perception.
Later, the errand will definitely come to take the dead soul away, but it doesn't prevent him from seeing what's going on first.
Because besides being weird, he also discovered other interesting things.
……
Riverside Washington.
Huang Jun stood in front of the altar and began to cast spells.
"Stove Lord Siming Zun, East Chef is in charge of all living beings. On the 24th, he went to the Heavenly Palace to play the good and evil feelings in the world. If a person is born to send a blessing wheel, he will keep his family safe, drink water and offer flowers for silver lamps. Bless his parents and prolong their lives Great mercy and great compassion for all sentient beings, Dong Chuzun blesses Tianzun, great compassion and great compassion Kitchen God blesses Tianzun."
Huang Jun whispered something in his mouth.
The bystanders only heard him talking, but they couldn't hear what he said, and they were a little tickled.
Light the incense,
The smoke rose, went straight up, fell to the ceiling, and then spread to the surroundings. When ordinary people didn't notice, it followed the corners and coated every corner of the room with a thin layer of smoke.
This is called Yinxiang town house.
A secret technique that only the disciples of the Stove King can understand.
On the one hand, it prevents the outside things from entering, and on the other hand, it also prevents the inside things from running out.
Huang Jun took a deep breath, picked up the good jar, and at the same time made a formula.
"Look up to Master Mingzun, the chef of the East, and stay in the town and house in the land. Jingzao Dragon God eliminates monsters, and the door bears Hu Wei to kill goblins. The six gods support Wulutong, and evil spirits and heretics dare not invade. Disciple Qi invites you to come, and everyone guards the security guards Ning. The merits of chanting sutras are inconceivable, and the offerings of immeasurable and boundless incense. The offerings of incense, the wonderful offerings of the fragrant kitchen to the great deity."
This is the formula to activate the effect of sneaky food.
Singing it in a unique way of reciting can exert a special effect on the ordinary ghost food.
Then take off the lid and expose the ghost food to the air.
Ordinary people don't feel much about it, but Weird is extremely sensitive to this smell.
It’s as if it’s just time for dinner, and you haven’t had time to order takeaway, but the neighbor is cooking, and the strong spicy smell of farmhouse chili stir-fried meat rushes in from the kitchen for you to smell, and you can’t stop it.
What's more, the cook is Nine Heavens East Chef Siming Zun, the God of Kitchen!
The first feeling is hungry!
The second feeling is that labor and management want to eat meat!
The strange food has such a magical effect on the strange.
The mighty king of cunning might be able to restrain his instincts, but he was so weird that even a ghost general might not be able to maintain his sanity in front of this thing.
Thus, the thing possessed by the Fifth Aunt and her niece and daughter-in-law was naturally attracted.
……
Where no one could see, a crooked old lady with an indifferent face and dull eyes came out directly from the door of the room.
If they saw this scene, they would probably be so frightened that they couldn't sleep well for half a month. Whenever they recalled it in the future, their scalp would tingle and their bodies would get goosebumps.
So, knowing why the Stove King Sect is looking for a successor, the first thing to do is to be bold, right?
People who are not very courageous really can't do this job.
No matter how loud the words are, there are very few ordinary people who really see the trick and don't run away, and can keep calm.
It's a pity that among the people present, only Huang Jun could see.
Oh no, there is also a certain city god who is secretly observing.
Chen Jingle was surprised by the identity of the folk mage in front of him: "Is this from the Kitchen God?"
See you for the first time.
It seems that there are indeed a lot of hidden Dharma teachings among the people.
The Stove King-related sect is not ranked among the top names in many legal teachings, and it does not appear in many popular science related sects, and it is not even included in the Daxia Academy of Social Sciences.
But looking at this method, it's okay.
Especially this sneaky food really surprised him and opened his eyes.Going back and making a little improvement, it can be used as food for the soldiers and horses of the Yin Division.
With his current state, this kind of thing is actually very simple, he can see through the appearance and get to the essence.
Even if you don't recite the mantra of Dong Chu Si Ming, the effect will not be affected. Of course, the effect will be better if you recite it.
Just like two cooks, you don't have to learn each other's routines completely. If you are a cook, you probably know how to make this dish.
Even if the taste is slightly worse, it can be accepted by most customers.
"How did you come up with pot bottom ash and glutinous rice flour? There really is no shortage of geniuses among the people."
These two things are so common that no one would associate them with the materials used for surgery.
If it is said that this thing was created by the ancestor of the Kitchen God lineage, then the person who created it is unknown in the history of the Great Xia. How amazing are those who can leave a strong mark in the official history?
For a moment, Chen Jingle couldn't help feeling a little lost.
……
The rickety old lady walked all the way to the altar, lay down next to the good pot, stared at the things inside, her eyes instinctively emitted a dim light.
It seems that the next second I can't hold back and rush in to eat.
Huang Jun was surprised,
This trick didn't go in for the first time, it seems quite powerful.Ordinary and weird words, they rushed in directly, as if they were hungry and robbed for food.
Just when the old lady couldn't wait any longer and was about to enter the set, suddenly, a figure appeared in the void.
Wearing the ancient clothes with big pawns printed on them, holding a long stick in his hand, he stretched out his hand and dragged the old lady over.
The old lady resisted subconsciously, but the other party picked up the long stick and slapped her head and face without mercy.
The old lady wailed continuously after being smoked, and then became honest, not daring to resist any more.
Huang Jun, who witnessed this scene, stared, his eyeballs almost fell out.
Wait, what's going on?
What, what happened just now?
He actually saw someone lashing at Weird with a stick, and then Weiwei became obedient.
Convince people with reason?
The world has never felt so ridiculous.
That's weird!
What's the origin of this man?
"No, not human!"
Huang Jun suddenly came back to his senses.
The opponent has the ability to travel through the void, and others cannot see it.
Could it be... the legendary ghost? !
His eyes fell on the big pawn on the opponent's chest, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt it.Looking at the long stick in the opponent's hand, could it be a mourning stick?
The errand also looked curiously at Huang Jun and his altar. Seeing Huang Jun looking over in astonishment, he immediately smiled back and led the old lady away.
As if nothing had happened.
Huang Jun was left with a confused face.
……
Aunt Wu's family was a little puzzled.
Why did this master Huang suddenly have such a strange expression?Could it be that he saw something strange?
Suddenly a little hairy.
Huang Jun is still a little confused at the moment.
"A errand! There is an errand in Shangsi County?!"
He can be sure that this is definitely a recent occurrence.
Because the last time he took someone else's order was half a month ago, and there was no such situation at that time.The weird thing is that he lured it out with a weird food, caught it with a red cloth and ink bucket rope, and threw it into the evil jar.
Now there are strange arrests, and there is a feeling that the world has changed dramatically after waking up.
"Where did this blunder come from? Did it appear out of thin air? Or..."
Huang Jun's heart was beating wildly, and he felt that he knew some great things.
The question is, what now?
The weirdness was supposed to be collected, but it was cut off.
Huang Jun lowered his head and frowned, thinking, forget it, he can only continue to bite the bullet and finish the matter.
It's a good thing that Wei Wei was taken away, and it saved him a lot of effort, and the strange food was not wasted. Help Fifth Aunt and the others clean the house, and simply spread a blessing.
After thinking it over, Huang Jun stopped thinking so much and continued with his work.
Next is blessing.
"The Taishang said this Stove King Sutra, and the flames fell to the ground and turned into dust. Evil people and ghosts stay away, and evil things do not enter my house. When the general is in charge of food, he eliminates evil, and the boy who leads the water is in the gate. The purple air naturally rises, and he recites the scriptures. Xiang Guangshen..."
After reading the scriptures a few times and finishing it, the matter is over.
Although it feels a bit anticlimactic, fortunately the dirty things have been sent away, so there is no need to worry about this.
As for the specifics, it is inconvenient to tell Fifth Aunt and her family, as long as they know that everything is fine, it is better for ordinary people to have less contact with them to understand these things.
But the scene just now was deeply engraved in Huang Jun's mind, and he had to discuss it with his senior brother to see if he could figure out something.
……
Chen Jingle also left.
The biggest gain of this trip is to get a secret art of making soldiers, horses, food and grass without making a move.
Without hesitation, I immediately tried to make a copy and found that the effect was indeed good.
However, considering that there are so many Yin soldiers under his command, it will take a lot of effort for him to prepare alone.
You must know that the Yin Division has five thousand soldiers and horses. If you really open up to eat, there is not enough to eat.
Let the government do it for you!
"In the future, the items needed by the military department will be added, plus a catty of sneaky food."
There is nothing more comfortable than using other people's resources to support your own soldiers.
"How can this be considered a scam? It's called travel expenses! It's not too much for me to help with reimbursement for board, lodging and transportation, right?"
How much does the ash at the bottom of the pot and glutinous rice flour add up to?
Even if you get 100 tons, it probably won't be enough for some people to have a meal.
Chen Jingle felt that he was conscientious enough for not charging once before departure, once halfway through the call, and charging again before leaving after the call.
Moreover, he also gave them a secret technique of the Kitchen God's pulse for nothing, and the government can use it themselves, so what else do they want?
Han Junqing of the Guangnan Branch and Qiu Yong of the Beijing Headquarters were surprised and overjoyed when they saw the "letter".
If these two things can really make soldiers, horses and food, then the government itself...
"The grace of respecting the gods will never be forgotten by the Great Xia Civil Affairs Department!"
Look, he still has to thank us!
(End of this chapter)
Chen Jingle, who had just come from the direction of Shiwan Dashan, had a thought.
He frowned slightly when he found that there was something strange within the scope of his perception, and he was not extradited away by the errand immediately.
"What's going on? What's wrong?"
He entered the boundary of Shangsi County, and immediately set up two messengers to help extradite the dead souls in Shangsi.
Fishing on the first day of work?
Is it a bit too much?
City God was very unhappy about this.
However, when Chen Jingle did some calculations, he realized that things were a little different from what he thought.
"The detached soul crashed into the body of a passer-by, and the two were in harmony, but they escaped the first perception of the evil?"
This……
What a coincidence, right?
Chen Jingle couldn't help scratching his head, there was no one who could encounter such a small probability.
After a moment of pondering, he appeared at the location of the perception.
Later, the errand will definitely come to take the dead soul away, but it doesn't prevent him from seeing what's going on first.
Because besides being weird, he also discovered other interesting things.
……
Riverside Washington.
Huang Jun stood in front of the altar and began to cast spells.
"Stove Lord Siming Zun, East Chef is in charge of all living beings. On the 24th, he went to the Heavenly Palace to play the good and evil feelings in the world. If a person is born to send a blessing wheel, he will keep his family safe, drink water and offer flowers for silver lamps. Bless his parents and prolong their lives Great mercy and great compassion for all sentient beings, Dong Chuzun blesses Tianzun, great compassion and great compassion Kitchen God blesses Tianzun."
Huang Jun whispered something in his mouth.
The bystanders only heard him talking, but they couldn't hear what he said, and they were a little tickled.
Light the incense,
The smoke rose, went straight up, fell to the ceiling, and then spread to the surroundings. When ordinary people didn't notice, it followed the corners and coated every corner of the room with a thin layer of smoke.
This is called Yinxiang town house.
A secret technique that only the disciples of the Stove King can understand.
On the one hand, it prevents the outside things from entering, and on the other hand, it also prevents the inside things from running out.
Huang Jun took a deep breath, picked up the good jar, and at the same time made a formula.
"Look up to Master Mingzun, the chef of the East, and stay in the town and house in the land. Jingzao Dragon God eliminates monsters, and the door bears Hu Wei to kill goblins. The six gods support Wulutong, and evil spirits and heretics dare not invade. Disciple Qi invites you to come, and everyone guards the security guards Ning. The merits of chanting sutras are inconceivable, and the offerings of immeasurable and boundless incense. The offerings of incense, the wonderful offerings of the fragrant kitchen to the great deity."
This is the formula to activate the effect of sneaky food.
Singing it in a unique way of reciting can exert a special effect on the ordinary ghost food.
Then take off the lid and expose the ghost food to the air.
Ordinary people don't feel much about it, but Weird is extremely sensitive to this smell.
It’s as if it’s just time for dinner, and you haven’t had time to order takeaway, but the neighbor is cooking, and the strong spicy smell of farmhouse chili stir-fried meat rushes in from the kitchen for you to smell, and you can’t stop it.
What's more, the cook is Nine Heavens East Chef Siming Zun, the God of Kitchen!
The first feeling is hungry!
The second feeling is that labor and management want to eat meat!
The strange food has such a magical effect on the strange.
The mighty king of cunning might be able to restrain his instincts, but he was so weird that even a ghost general might not be able to maintain his sanity in front of this thing.
Thus, the thing possessed by the Fifth Aunt and her niece and daughter-in-law was naturally attracted.
……
Where no one could see, a crooked old lady with an indifferent face and dull eyes came out directly from the door of the room.
If they saw this scene, they would probably be so frightened that they couldn't sleep well for half a month. Whenever they recalled it in the future, their scalp would tingle and their bodies would get goosebumps.
So, knowing why the Stove King Sect is looking for a successor, the first thing to do is to be bold, right?
People who are not very courageous really can't do this job.
No matter how loud the words are, there are very few ordinary people who really see the trick and don't run away, and can keep calm.
It's a pity that among the people present, only Huang Jun could see.
Oh no, there is also a certain city god who is secretly observing.
Chen Jingle was surprised by the identity of the folk mage in front of him: "Is this from the Kitchen God?"
See you for the first time.
It seems that there are indeed a lot of hidden Dharma teachings among the people.
The Stove King-related sect is not ranked among the top names in many legal teachings, and it does not appear in many popular science related sects, and it is not even included in the Daxia Academy of Social Sciences.
But looking at this method, it's okay.
Especially this sneaky food really surprised him and opened his eyes.Going back and making a little improvement, it can be used as food for the soldiers and horses of the Yin Division.
With his current state, this kind of thing is actually very simple, he can see through the appearance and get to the essence.
Even if you don't recite the mantra of Dong Chu Si Ming, the effect will not be affected. Of course, the effect will be better if you recite it.
Just like two cooks, you don't have to learn each other's routines completely. If you are a cook, you probably know how to make this dish.
Even if the taste is slightly worse, it can be accepted by most customers.
"How did you come up with pot bottom ash and glutinous rice flour? There really is no shortage of geniuses among the people."
These two things are so common that no one would associate them with the materials used for surgery.
If it is said that this thing was created by the ancestor of the Kitchen God lineage, then the person who created it is unknown in the history of the Great Xia. How amazing are those who can leave a strong mark in the official history?
For a moment, Chen Jingle couldn't help feeling a little lost.
……
The rickety old lady walked all the way to the altar, lay down next to the good pot, stared at the things inside, her eyes instinctively emitted a dim light.
It seems that the next second I can't hold back and rush in to eat.
Huang Jun was surprised,
This trick didn't go in for the first time, it seems quite powerful.Ordinary and weird words, they rushed in directly, as if they were hungry and robbed for food.
Just when the old lady couldn't wait any longer and was about to enter the set, suddenly, a figure appeared in the void.
Wearing the ancient clothes with big pawns printed on them, holding a long stick in his hand, he stretched out his hand and dragged the old lady over.
The old lady resisted subconsciously, but the other party picked up the long stick and slapped her head and face without mercy.
The old lady wailed continuously after being smoked, and then became honest, not daring to resist any more.
Huang Jun, who witnessed this scene, stared, his eyeballs almost fell out.
Wait, what's going on?
What, what happened just now?
He actually saw someone lashing at Weird with a stick, and then Weiwei became obedient.
Convince people with reason?
The world has never felt so ridiculous.
That's weird!
What's the origin of this man?
"No, not human!"
Huang Jun suddenly came back to his senses.
The opponent has the ability to travel through the void, and others cannot see it.
Could it be... the legendary ghost? !
His eyes fell on the big pawn on the opponent's chest, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt it.Looking at the long stick in the opponent's hand, could it be a mourning stick?
The errand also looked curiously at Huang Jun and his altar. Seeing Huang Jun looking over in astonishment, he immediately smiled back and led the old lady away.
As if nothing had happened.
Huang Jun was left with a confused face.
……
Aunt Wu's family was a little puzzled.
Why did this master Huang suddenly have such a strange expression?Could it be that he saw something strange?
Suddenly a little hairy.
Huang Jun is still a little confused at the moment.
"A errand! There is an errand in Shangsi County?!"
He can be sure that this is definitely a recent occurrence.
Because the last time he took someone else's order was half a month ago, and there was no such situation at that time.The weird thing is that he lured it out with a weird food, caught it with a red cloth and ink bucket rope, and threw it into the evil jar.
Now there are strange arrests, and there is a feeling that the world has changed dramatically after waking up.
"Where did this blunder come from? Did it appear out of thin air? Or..."
Huang Jun's heart was beating wildly, and he felt that he knew some great things.
The question is, what now?
The weirdness was supposed to be collected, but it was cut off.
Huang Jun lowered his head and frowned, thinking, forget it, he can only continue to bite the bullet and finish the matter.
It's a good thing that Wei Wei was taken away, and it saved him a lot of effort, and the strange food was not wasted. Help Fifth Aunt and the others clean the house, and simply spread a blessing.
After thinking it over, Huang Jun stopped thinking so much and continued with his work.
Next is blessing.
"The Taishang said this Stove King Sutra, and the flames fell to the ground and turned into dust. Evil people and ghosts stay away, and evil things do not enter my house. When the general is in charge of food, he eliminates evil, and the boy who leads the water is in the gate. The purple air naturally rises, and he recites the scriptures. Xiang Guangshen..."
After reading the scriptures a few times and finishing it, the matter is over.
Although it feels a bit anticlimactic, fortunately the dirty things have been sent away, so there is no need to worry about this.
As for the specifics, it is inconvenient to tell Fifth Aunt and her family, as long as they know that everything is fine, it is better for ordinary people to have less contact with them to understand these things.
But the scene just now was deeply engraved in Huang Jun's mind, and he had to discuss it with his senior brother to see if he could figure out something.
……
Chen Jingle also left.
The biggest gain of this trip is to get a secret art of making soldiers, horses, food and grass without making a move.
Without hesitation, I immediately tried to make a copy and found that the effect was indeed good.
However, considering that there are so many Yin soldiers under his command, it will take a lot of effort for him to prepare alone.
You must know that the Yin Division has five thousand soldiers and horses. If you really open up to eat, there is not enough to eat.
Let the government do it for you!
"In the future, the items needed by the military department will be added, plus a catty of sneaky food."
There is nothing more comfortable than using other people's resources to support your own soldiers.
"How can this be considered a scam? It's called travel expenses! It's not too much for me to help with reimbursement for board, lodging and transportation, right?"
How much does the ash at the bottom of the pot and glutinous rice flour add up to?
Even if you get 100 tons, it probably won't be enough for some people to have a meal.
Chen Jingle felt that he was conscientious enough for not charging once before departure, once halfway through the call, and charging again before leaving after the call.
Moreover, he also gave them a secret technique of the Kitchen God's pulse for nothing, and the government can use it themselves, so what else do they want?
Han Junqing of the Guangnan Branch and Qiu Yong of the Beijing Headquarters were surprised and overjoyed when they saw the "letter".
If these two things can really make soldiers, horses and food, then the government itself...
"The grace of respecting the gods will never be forgotten by the Great Xia Civil Affairs Department!"
Look, he still has to thank us!
(End of this chapter)
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