Weird recovery, I can't hide my god's identity
Chapter 104 Farce
Chapter 104 Farce
Du Hao thought that by doing this, he could curb Chen Jingle's development in Gaoliang.
It's just that the notification is passed on, and the taste changes without knowing it.
The people below began to figure out, what does the leadership mean?
There are one or two smart people who over-interpret, and the notification requirements are even more outrageous.
When it was communicated to the towns below, it changed——"Suspend the sale of all fireworks, firecrackers, incense, candles, paper money, etc., and the specific recovery date and other notices. Suspend all folk sacrificial activities, including but not limited to worshiping gods and Buddha cemeteries, etc., prohibited Fireworks and firecrackers are set off, paper money, joss sticks and other offerings that may pollute the environment are prohibited.”
The villagers who were notified were immediately dissatisfied:
"What's the matter, why did the wonderful Guandi's birthday suddenly get cancelled?"
"It is said that it was an order from Gaoliang, saying that in the summer flu season, gatherings of people will cause large-scale infection, and all large-scale folk sacrificial activities are not allowed."
"Are you sick? You are not allowed to do Guandi's birthday?"
"No, really not, please don't make it difficult for me, wait for a while, maybe it will be changed after two days' notice?"
"It's understandable not to hold gods' birthdays and run a society. Why can't you even do private worship? Burning paper, money and incense?"
"Didn't you hear that they were talking about polluting the environment? I suspect they're full of shit! Talking about pollution, with so many chemical factories in Gaoliang, isn't pollution much more serious than burning a few sticks of incense?"
"Chemical factories pay so much tax every year, have you paid the tax by burning paper money?"
"I'll burn a car of Tianditong back to him!"
"..."
Not only are the villagers dissatisfied, but the elders of each village are also complaining:
"Don't you think this is nonsense? What are the higher ups thinking?"
"What's even more outrageous is that we have to keep an eye on us 24 hours a day. If the supervision is not in place and there are mistakes, we will be punished, deducted from wages and performance, what to do! We don't have much money, and we can't even afford cigarettes. How can we still be deducted? This is broken. The village elders will be whoever they like, labor and management will quit!"
"This notification is all kinds of unreasonable. It's purely a brainstorming decision. Who knows what the higher-ups think..."
"If the leader opens his mouth, the following will break his legs. In the end, we will be the ones who suffer."
"I was scolded by the villagers on this side, and scolded by the town on the other side. Although I can't lose my flesh after a few words of scolding, it's very uncomfortable."
"We are old and can't climb anymore. Xiaoyao, you are still young. Try to find a way to make more connections. Move your position. If you stay in the village elders' meeting for the rest of your life, it will be over."
"..."
For a while, there were complaints in Gaoliang.
Everyone expressed dissatisfaction with the sudden notice, and naturally, someone reported it to the top.
Thanks to the rapid development of the Internet.
……
Du Hao quickly received the call.
It was his backer who called and sprayed directly.
"I said, did you lose your mind? Ah? I told you, don't provoke others, don't provoke others! Are you taking my words as a deaf ear? You can die if you want to, don't drag me Okay? If you can move, the higher-ups have issued an order, and it’s your turn to be smart here? Get rid of it! Remove it for me immediately!! Immediately!!!”
It is perfect to describe his backer's mood as hating iron but not steel.
I thought he was a potential new star, so I decided to increase investment in him, but in the blink of an eye, such a serious problem arose.If it is not handled well, the opponent will seize the opportunity to make trouble every minute, and all the previous investment will be in vain.
Sure enough, he was still too young, and in a high position, he immediately drifted away.
The branch in the provincial capital pretends not to have seen it, how dare you touch the tiger's whiskers?
I really don't know whether to say that you have no brains or that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers!
In case the other party is unhappy and there is any big commotion, the entire Civil Affairs Department of Guangnan Province will be punished. At that time, he, the recommender, will have to "retire due to illness" in advance.
With a loud yell, Du Hao was stunned by the yelling, and cold sweat broke out on his head.
While dissatisfied, he was also panicked: "I made a mistake with the leader, so let's change it now!"
"Just do what you have to do. Don't meddle in other things, and you can't afford to meddle. Understand? Do your own internal self-criticism! Next time, please resign yourself, don't let it be embarrassing!" "
On the other end of the phone, I really wish I could slap him on the wall so that I can't tear him off!
Du Hao's cold sweat broke out again: "Yes, yes, you taught me a lesson. I didn't think carefully, so I should be punished. I promise there won't be a next time!"
hang up the phone.
Du Hao's face was troubled, he understood how cautious the higher ups were towards that guy.
It's a pity that the price of probing is a bit high, almost ruining my official career, even if it's just an internal review, it will leave a small stain.
This made him even more upset.
However, he didn't dare to make any small moves.
His power comes entirely from the Civil Affairs Bureau. Once he is kicked out, he will lose everything.Even if they were transferred to other departments, or even promoted by half a level, it was actually a secret drop.
Right now the hottest position in the organization is the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Du Hao's face flickered, and he finally called the secretary: "Withdraw that notice, and then write a review for me about the notice, as soon as possible!"
The secretary complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to have an opinion.
Soon a new notice was sent out, and I apologized for the previous notice, saying that the temporary workers were not familiar with their work and made a mistake in the notice.
Anticlimactic, like a farce.
The person he targeted didn't even know about it, and even if he knew, he would just sneer at most.
WTF?
……
at the same time,
Zhao Jing started his errand work.
Even if it is only the lowest level of impermanence, he is very happy.
After all, no matter how you say it, they are all well-organized ghosts of the underworld, and they are completely different from ordinary ghosts.
This is called class jumping!
Moreover, Lord Chenghuang said that if he does a good job, he will be promoted to be a soul seducer in the future, and he will be responsible for extraditing those evil spirits at that time.
Thinking of this, Zhao Jing was full of energy.
Compared with the soul seducer, Wuchang's work is much simpler, and he is mainly responsible for extraditing ordinary dead souls.
Most of the dead souls are actually unconscious and stupid, mainly because most of them were just ordinary people during their lifetime.
The will of ordinary people is relatively weak. If there is no strong emotional stimulation such as resentment and unwillingness, they will not form resentful spirits, and naturally they will not stay in the world for too long.
"It's time, come with me."
Zhao Jing said softly to the old lady in front of him.
The old lady looked reluctantly at the group of children and grandchildren who were wailing around the bed, as well as the familiar face lying on the bed. She sighed softly and joined the team of dead souls.
At this time, more than a dozen figures followed behind Zhao Jing.
Compared with other people, the old lady is already considered happy.
He lived to be 88 years old, and his four generations live under the same roof. Although the family is not rich, the population is prosperous, the children are filial, everyone lives in harmony, and the neighborhood has a good reputation.
Enough to make many people envious.
At least Zhao Jing was very envious.
Although it was only his first day in office, Zhao Jing had already seen what it means to have all kinds of beings.
Life and death are a pair of basic contradictions throughout life, and it is also the moment that best reflects the true emotions of human beings.
He has seen that five children were born, but only a neighbor's family of three was by his side before he died;
I have also seen a life of wandering, and finally fell asleep in the bridge hole;
I have also seen students who were young and in their prime, but because they did not wear a helmet while riding a will-o'-the-wisp, their heads were broken.
Too much is too much.
At the beginning, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, but later on, I gradually looked down on it, and even became numb.
Regardless of your status in life, you will be treated fairly in front of him after death, just follow me obediently.
It's not that I haven't encountered any incompatibility.
For example, there is a shrew old lady who refuses to leave no matter what, says that so-and-so owes her money and hasn't paid her back, and she rolls around and swears in the street, her mouth is like a machine gun, that's a wonderful thing.
It's a pity that Zhao Jing is not used to her.
The mourning stick in his hand is not a vegetarian, first he persuaded her with good words, then issued a warning, and if he didn't listen, he raised the stick and dropped it, making her howl, and she immediately obeyed.
"Aren't you cheap?!" Zhao Jing spat.
In addition, he was probably led by a small unit before he was alive. He was dragged like [-] million, with a big belly. When he came up, he asked "Which unit are you from?" Look silly.
Please, you sent it all, why are you still playing Yangjian with me?
Be honest, or weeping sticks will serve you!
……
At the end of the day, Zhao Jing gained a lot.
Not only did I see what it means to raise a variety of people with the same rice, I also understood the correct use of the mourning stick in my hand, and I had a deeper understanding of the difference between the world and the underworld.
Because it was the first day he became a yin errand, and he didn't know if there was a higher-level yin errand on his head, or he was staring at himself.
Although there is no power to reward good, there is still punishment for evil.
Zhao Jing, who used to be an honest man, was oppressed to the point of crazily retaliating. When dealing with those guys who have been domineering in the world for a long time, he is not at all polite to them!
There are laws in the yang world, and there are laws in the yin department!
Keep in mind your identity at all times, uphold a fair and selfless attitude as much as possible, shuttle between the Yin and Yang worlds, extradite the souls of the dead, and keep them from staying in the world.
Judging from the current performance alone, Zhao Jing can already be called a qualified errand.
"Not bad."
Chen Jingle nodded slightly.
Of course I will pay attention, after all, this is the first errand that he bestows, although I don't have high expectations, but it is impossible to ignore it completely.
What if something goes wrong?
In the early stage, you have to pay attention to it, and when you grow up later, you can do random inspections every now and then to ensure that you don't bend the law for personal gain.
Besides, there is no way for mere impermanence to bend the law for personal gain.He only has the ability to travel between the two worlds and extradite dead souls. If he wants to seduce souls, he must become a soul seduction messenger.
Zhao Jing didn't know that the Lord Chenghuang he was in awe of was observing him secretly, and there was only one thought in his heart:
Do your job well!
Since the Lord Chenghuang is willing to spare him, and personally bestowed him as a messenger, it shows that he has already fallen into the eyes of the Lord Chenghuang.
As long as the job is done well and the leader is satisfied, promotion is naturally not a problem.
This is a bit different from Yangjian.
At least you don't have to worry about someone coming to take the credit after finishing the work. After all, the errands are directly under the City God, and they are different from other errats, such as the seductive messenger, the shackle general, etc., but the division of labor is different.
And Lord Chenghuang can only be held by highly respected people, do you need this little credit?
joke!
So Zhao Jing is not worried at all.
He is now looking forward to doing this job steadily and conscientiously. One day the opportunity will come, and it will be a matter of course that he will be promoted to the soul ecstasy messenger, and he will be considered a senior errand by then.
Happy to think about it!
……
Compared with the bad guy Zhao Jing, Su Yao is very upset.
"The agreed 80% to 10% share. Last month, I sold 230 yuan of Dianshock Wood Nothing. If you sell one piece for [-] yuan, how come it is only [-] million yuan in my hands? I don't remember that I was the one who got [-]% of it. !"
The income at hand is more than half less than expected, so it's no wonder if you don't get angry.
If she doesn't give her an explanation today, she doesn't mind changing partners.
One of the three captains of the dignified Gaoliang Bureau, a B-level trickster, is he afraid that no one will fawn on him?
"I'm wronged, Captain Su!"
The chubby guy in front of him looks like a Maitreya Buddha with an aggrieved and helpless expression. His name is Wang Wenfa.
He is a well-known real estate developer in Gaoliang area, the richest man in Shilong, with a net worth of more than 20 billion.
Don't underestimate him, it is enough to show his ability that Shi Long can still stand upright even though Shi Long has changed several chief executives successively.
It was he who proposed to cooperate with Su Yao to develop a batch of Electric Shock No Matter cards to make money from the rich.
Sleepy, sorry, give me more free words, the next chapter is still being written...By the way, I recommend a friend's new book, which is also an old author. The one who wrote "Girls in Women's Clothes" is the one of the Four Emperors who called for essays in the light novel category before. One, it's a little small, if you don't mind, you can go and have a look.
(End of this chapter)
Du Hao thought that by doing this, he could curb Chen Jingle's development in Gaoliang.
It's just that the notification is passed on, and the taste changes without knowing it.
The people below began to figure out, what does the leadership mean?
There are one or two smart people who over-interpret, and the notification requirements are even more outrageous.
When it was communicated to the towns below, it changed——"Suspend the sale of all fireworks, firecrackers, incense, candles, paper money, etc., and the specific recovery date and other notices. Suspend all folk sacrificial activities, including but not limited to worshiping gods and Buddha cemeteries, etc., prohibited Fireworks and firecrackers are set off, paper money, joss sticks and other offerings that may pollute the environment are prohibited.”
The villagers who were notified were immediately dissatisfied:
"What's the matter, why did the wonderful Guandi's birthday suddenly get cancelled?"
"It is said that it was an order from Gaoliang, saying that in the summer flu season, gatherings of people will cause large-scale infection, and all large-scale folk sacrificial activities are not allowed."
"Are you sick? You are not allowed to do Guandi's birthday?"
"No, really not, please don't make it difficult for me, wait for a while, maybe it will be changed after two days' notice?"
"It's understandable not to hold gods' birthdays and run a society. Why can't you even do private worship? Burning paper, money and incense?"
"Didn't you hear that they were talking about polluting the environment? I suspect they're full of shit! Talking about pollution, with so many chemical factories in Gaoliang, isn't pollution much more serious than burning a few sticks of incense?"
"Chemical factories pay so much tax every year, have you paid the tax by burning paper money?"
"I'll burn a car of Tianditong back to him!"
"..."
Not only are the villagers dissatisfied, but the elders of each village are also complaining:
"Don't you think this is nonsense? What are the higher ups thinking?"
"What's even more outrageous is that we have to keep an eye on us 24 hours a day. If the supervision is not in place and there are mistakes, we will be punished, deducted from wages and performance, what to do! We don't have much money, and we can't even afford cigarettes. How can we still be deducted? This is broken. The village elders will be whoever they like, labor and management will quit!"
"This notification is all kinds of unreasonable. It's purely a brainstorming decision. Who knows what the higher-ups think..."
"If the leader opens his mouth, the following will break his legs. In the end, we will be the ones who suffer."
"I was scolded by the villagers on this side, and scolded by the town on the other side. Although I can't lose my flesh after a few words of scolding, it's very uncomfortable."
"We are old and can't climb anymore. Xiaoyao, you are still young. Try to find a way to make more connections. Move your position. If you stay in the village elders' meeting for the rest of your life, it will be over."
"..."
For a while, there were complaints in Gaoliang.
Everyone expressed dissatisfaction with the sudden notice, and naturally, someone reported it to the top.
Thanks to the rapid development of the Internet.
……
Du Hao quickly received the call.
It was his backer who called and sprayed directly.
"I said, did you lose your mind? Ah? I told you, don't provoke others, don't provoke others! Are you taking my words as a deaf ear? You can die if you want to, don't drag me Okay? If you can move, the higher-ups have issued an order, and it’s your turn to be smart here? Get rid of it! Remove it for me immediately!! Immediately!!!”
It is perfect to describe his backer's mood as hating iron but not steel.
I thought he was a potential new star, so I decided to increase investment in him, but in the blink of an eye, such a serious problem arose.If it is not handled well, the opponent will seize the opportunity to make trouble every minute, and all the previous investment will be in vain.
Sure enough, he was still too young, and in a high position, he immediately drifted away.
The branch in the provincial capital pretends not to have seen it, how dare you touch the tiger's whiskers?
I really don't know whether to say that you have no brains or that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers!
In case the other party is unhappy and there is any big commotion, the entire Civil Affairs Department of Guangnan Province will be punished. At that time, he, the recommender, will have to "retire due to illness" in advance.
With a loud yell, Du Hao was stunned by the yelling, and cold sweat broke out on his head.
While dissatisfied, he was also panicked: "I made a mistake with the leader, so let's change it now!"
"Just do what you have to do. Don't meddle in other things, and you can't afford to meddle. Understand? Do your own internal self-criticism! Next time, please resign yourself, don't let it be embarrassing!" "
On the other end of the phone, I really wish I could slap him on the wall so that I can't tear him off!
Du Hao's cold sweat broke out again: "Yes, yes, you taught me a lesson. I didn't think carefully, so I should be punished. I promise there won't be a next time!"
hang up the phone.
Du Hao's face was troubled, he understood how cautious the higher ups were towards that guy.
It's a pity that the price of probing is a bit high, almost ruining my official career, even if it's just an internal review, it will leave a small stain.
This made him even more upset.
However, he didn't dare to make any small moves.
His power comes entirely from the Civil Affairs Bureau. Once he is kicked out, he will lose everything.Even if they were transferred to other departments, or even promoted by half a level, it was actually a secret drop.
Right now the hottest position in the organization is the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Du Hao's face flickered, and he finally called the secretary: "Withdraw that notice, and then write a review for me about the notice, as soon as possible!"
The secretary complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to have an opinion.
Soon a new notice was sent out, and I apologized for the previous notice, saying that the temporary workers were not familiar with their work and made a mistake in the notice.
Anticlimactic, like a farce.
The person he targeted didn't even know about it, and even if he knew, he would just sneer at most.
WTF?
……
at the same time,
Zhao Jing started his errand work.
Even if it is only the lowest level of impermanence, he is very happy.
After all, no matter how you say it, they are all well-organized ghosts of the underworld, and they are completely different from ordinary ghosts.
This is called class jumping!
Moreover, Lord Chenghuang said that if he does a good job, he will be promoted to be a soul seducer in the future, and he will be responsible for extraditing those evil spirits at that time.
Thinking of this, Zhao Jing was full of energy.
Compared with the soul seducer, Wuchang's work is much simpler, and he is mainly responsible for extraditing ordinary dead souls.
Most of the dead souls are actually unconscious and stupid, mainly because most of them were just ordinary people during their lifetime.
The will of ordinary people is relatively weak. If there is no strong emotional stimulation such as resentment and unwillingness, they will not form resentful spirits, and naturally they will not stay in the world for too long.
"It's time, come with me."
Zhao Jing said softly to the old lady in front of him.
The old lady looked reluctantly at the group of children and grandchildren who were wailing around the bed, as well as the familiar face lying on the bed. She sighed softly and joined the team of dead souls.
At this time, more than a dozen figures followed behind Zhao Jing.
Compared with other people, the old lady is already considered happy.
He lived to be 88 years old, and his four generations live under the same roof. Although the family is not rich, the population is prosperous, the children are filial, everyone lives in harmony, and the neighborhood has a good reputation.
Enough to make many people envious.
At least Zhao Jing was very envious.
Although it was only his first day in office, Zhao Jing had already seen what it means to have all kinds of beings.
Life and death are a pair of basic contradictions throughout life, and it is also the moment that best reflects the true emotions of human beings.
He has seen that five children were born, but only a neighbor's family of three was by his side before he died;
I have also seen a life of wandering, and finally fell asleep in the bridge hole;
I have also seen students who were young and in their prime, but because they did not wear a helmet while riding a will-o'-the-wisp, their heads were broken.
Too much is too much.
At the beginning, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, but later on, I gradually looked down on it, and even became numb.
Regardless of your status in life, you will be treated fairly in front of him after death, just follow me obediently.
It's not that I haven't encountered any incompatibility.
For example, there is a shrew old lady who refuses to leave no matter what, says that so-and-so owes her money and hasn't paid her back, and she rolls around and swears in the street, her mouth is like a machine gun, that's a wonderful thing.
It's a pity that Zhao Jing is not used to her.
The mourning stick in his hand is not a vegetarian, first he persuaded her with good words, then issued a warning, and if he didn't listen, he raised the stick and dropped it, making her howl, and she immediately obeyed.
"Aren't you cheap?!" Zhao Jing spat.
In addition, he was probably led by a small unit before he was alive. He was dragged like [-] million, with a big belly. When he came up, he asked "Which unit are you from?" Look silly.
Please, you sent it all, why are you still playing Yangjian with me?
Be honest, or weeping sticks will serve you!
……
At the end of the day, Zhao Jing gained a lot.
Not only did I see what it means to raise a variety of people with the same rice, I also understood the correct use of the mourning stick in my hand, and I had a deeper understanding of the difference between the world and the underworld.
Because it was the first day he became a yin errand, and he didn't know if there was a higher-level yin errand on his head, or he was staring at himself.
Although there is no power to reward good, there is still punishment for evil.
Zhao Jing, who used to be an honest man, was oppressed to the point of crazily retaliating. When dealing with those guys who have been domineering in the world for a long time, he is not at all polite to them!
There are laws in the yang world, and there are laws in the yin department!
Keep in mind your identity at all times, uphold a fair and selfless attitude as much as possible, shuttle between the Yin and Yang worlds, extradite the souls of the dead, and keep them from staying in the world.
Judging from the current performance alone, Zhao Jing can already be called a qualified errand.
"Not bad."
Chen Jingle nodded slightly.
Of course I will pay attention, after all, this is the first errand that he bestows, although I don't have high expectations, but it is impossible to ignore it completely.
What if something goes wrong?
In the early stage, you have to pay attention to it, and when you grow up later, you can do random inspections every now and then to ensure that you don't bend the law for personal gain.
Besides, there is no way for mere impermanence to bend the law for personal gain.He only has the ability to travel between the two worlds and extradite dead souls. If he wants to seduce souls, he must become a soul seduction messenger.
Zhao Jing didn't know that the Lord Chenghuang he was in awe of was observing him secretly, and there was only one thought in his heart:
Do your job well!
Since the Lord Chenghuang is willing to spare him, and personally bestowed him as a messenger, it shows that he has already fallen into the eyes of the Lord Chenghuang.
As long as the job is done well and the leader is satisfied, promotion is naturally not a problem.
This is a bit different from Yangjian.
At least you don't have to worry about someone coming to take the credit after finishing the work. After all, the errands are directly under the City God, and they are different from other errats, such as the seductive messenger, the shackle general, etc., but the division of labor is different.
And Lord Chenghuang can only be held by highly respected people, do you need this little credit?
joke!
So Zhao Jing is not worried at all.
He is now looking forward to doing this job steadily and conscientiously. One day the opportunity will come, and it will be a matter of course that he will be promoted to the soul ecstasy messenger, and he will be considered a senior errand by then.
Happy to think about it!
……
Compared with the bad guy Zhao Jing, Su Yao is very upset.
"The agreed 80% to 10% share. Last month, I sold 230 yuan of Dianshock Wood Nothing. If you sell one piece for [-] yuan, how come it is only [-] million yuan in my hands? I don't remember that I was the one who got [-]% of it. !"
The income at hand is more than half less than expected, so it's no wonder if you don't get angry.
If she doesn't give her an explanation today, she doesn't mind changing partners.
One of the three captains of the dignified Gaoliang Bureau, a B-level trickster, is he afraid that no one will fawn on him?
"I'm wronged, Captain Su!"
The chubby guy in front of him looks like a Maitreya Buddha with an aggrieved and helpless expression. His name is Wang Wenfa.
He is a well-known real estate developer in Gaoliang area, the richest man in Shilong, with a net worth of more than 20 billion.
Don't underestimate him, it is enough to show his ability that Shi Long can still stand upright even though Shi Long has changed several chief executives successively.
It was he who proposed to cooperate with Su Yao to develop a batch of Electric Shock No Matter cards to make money from the rich.
Sleepy, sorry, give me more free words, the next chapter is still being written...By the way, I recommend a friend's new book, which is also an old author. The one who wrote "Girls in Women's Clothes" is the one of the Four Emperors who called for essays in the light novel category before. One, it's a little small, if you don't mind, you can go and have a look.
(End of this chapter)
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