Self-discipline, I'm invincible

Chapter 640 Is there a fart that smells delicious (4 more, the leader will add more)

Li Dan pinched his nose and went in.

Sure enough, the eyes are bright, and the time flow in the fresh fart is slower.

Li Dan laughed out loud.

"Okay, okay, from today on, you will follow me well, from now on you will be called Huang Daxian, nicknamed Dahuang!"

After Li Dan finished speaking, he hurried in. In fact, as long as he got used to it, he wouldn't smell bad anymore.

Without further ado, he took out a large handful of immortal jade and began to practice.

As the sun rose, Li Dan absorbed nearly [-] immortal jade in his hand.

This still only started in the second half of the night, and the Jingyuan Swallow Technique was used.

If it were someone else, it would be impossible for you to spend half a month with the [-] immortal jade.

Now Li Dan likes Huang Daxian more and more.

If anyone dares to call you ugly in the future, I will be the first one to say no, master.

Sensing the message of hunger from Huang Daxian, Li Dan laughed, and took out a set of human clothes to put on it.

Looked around and stuffed its tongue into its mouth.

But soon it fell out again.

Well, this look of great wisdom and stupidity should be a stereotype.

Although I'm still a little ugly, but with you by my side, I look even more handsome.

Just don't run into old perverts like Master Miaoqing again.

Li Dan happily pulled Huang Daxian towards Fangshi.

"I'm in a good mood today, I treat you to roast chicken, it's enough!"

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In a bustling restaurant, all the guests around are pointing and laughing from time to time.

Because at the next table, sat a beautiful boy with a long sword, he ate elegantly.

But on the opposite side, there was a weasel demon in human clothes squatting on a wooden bench with protruding eyes, rolled eyes, lolling tongue.

He is roasting chicken one bite at a time.

The chicken served by the waiter in the shop was stuffed directly into his mouth, and then sucked and pulled out, and only a chicken stalk came out.

And next to it, hundreds of chicken racks have been thrown.

The thief is clean, worthy of being a weasel.

More importantly, it's ugly.

So when the two sides compare, the man looks handsome and elegant.

"Xiao Er, one hundred more!" Li Dan shouted.

"Okay, guest officer, wait a moment!" The two shop waiters brought out another twenty roast chickens.

Li Dan flicked his fingers, and thirty pieces of immortal jade landed firmly in front of the shop counter.

The old shopkeeper has been staring at him for a long time, afraid that he will eat the king's meal.

Seeing this at this moment, he immediately accepted the fairy jade with a smile, and told the kitchen to hurry up.

But everyone laughed, but the strange thing was that after looking at this ugly monster for a long time, they found it cute, and their mood improved inexplicably.

The ugliness can be ignored, but the foolishness is very attractive.

You say it's weird.

It seems to be very easy to raise, it is roast chicken, except that the food is a bit large.

"Young master, whether you want to sell this beast, I am willing to bid two thousand immortal jade!"

At this moment, a middle-aged man came over and cupped his hands. He became interested in Huang Daxian.

Li Dan glanced at him slowly, continued to drink: "Not for sale!"

"Is the price negotiable? At worst, I'll..."

"I said, don't sell!"

Li Dan slapped the table fiercely, and a powerful aura rippled out, causing the middle-aged man with a source of supremacy to fall down the stairs.

Countless people were shocked.

"Half, half holy land."

"Hurry up, don't look."

"My good fellow, you are a semi-holy at such a young age, a monstrous evildoer."

"Blame that guy for being unlucky, and shoot the first bird."

"The hobbies of the semi-holy realm are different from ours."

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After drinking and eating, Li Dan led Huang Daxian and went out.

Looking at the streets full of people coming and going, after finding out where the Alchemy Masters Guild was, he left.

The Alchemist Guild is the most famous place in Jingyang City with a radius of hundreds of thousands of miles, and it is also the holy place for all alchemists.

Being able to be recognized here and endowed with status is all a matter of honoring the ancestors.

Just like the last time Li Dan robbed the pregnant spirit dust in the abandoned pill furnace, the original chance person was a little old man.

He was wearing the clothes issued by the Alchemist Guild, which was a shame.

Seeing this, many people worship him even more, and things are much easier to handle.

Of course, at the end of the checkout, he was forced to buy and sell, and was given out by his own eight pills, pretending to be forceful and slapping his face in one go.

Be as cool as you want.

When Li Dan came here, some alchemists in red robes brought their apprentices to examine and verify.

There are some people here waiting to visit a certain master.

Others have other thoughts.

Just like when Li Dan first arrived, before he even opened his mouth, a man with mischievous eyebrows came over and said with a smile.

"The young master is here to test the alchemist?"

"Young Master, at such a young age, you can embark on this enviable path. I admire you."

"But then again, the assessment is very difficult, but there are people inside me who have covered it, will you consider it?"

Li Dan said with a chuckle: "Have you covered subjects [-], [-] and [-]?"

The visitor was taken aback.

"I don't understand what the young master said, but the knowledge and theory of pharmacology are 100% passed. We also have a solution for the last step of alchemy. Wait a minute, young master. We can still discuss the price..."

Li Dan led Huang Daxian all the way into the Alchemy Association, and he didn't come to assess the alchemists.

That kind of false name, don't worry about it.

He's here for help.

Because many people also came to the guild to seek help from alchemists. For example, as soon as they entered, there were hundreds of people holding signs in an area.

[Seeking an alchemist who can refine Rongxiang Pill! 】

[Employment mission, ask an alchemist to assist in treatment. 】

[One of the fifth-rank alchemists, the price is negotiable. 】

[The family hires an honorary elder, one thousand immortal jade every year! 】

…………

Those who have the alchemist's consent or are ready to practice will choose according to their own needs.

There are also those who specially come to the assessment to win glory for their own family.

In short, this office hall is very large.

Li Dan queued up until it was his turn.

The lady at the counter, who was a little impatient at first, frowned.

"what would you like……"

As soon as he looked up, he saw a handsome little brother with a long sword on his back, like a banished immortal, his eyes lit up immediately.

The tiredness of the day is gone.

"My lord, what business do you want to do?"

"gei gie."

Before Li Dan could speak, Huang Daxian, who was wearing a human suit, poked his head out from behind curiously, sucking his tongue.

"Oh my god—" the pretty young lady was startled.

I was refreshed again.

"Rhubarb!" Li Dan shouted, and Huang Daxian backed away angrily.

"I'm sorry, my beautiful fairy sister, I want to ask, does your alchemist guild have such a pill or recipe, just eat it, and the fart will be fragrant.

Try to have a variety of flavors to choose from. Personally, I like strawberry, peach and melon flavors, gardenia and mint are also available. "

Li Dan pointed his fingers seriously.

The young lady at the service desk froze for a long time without reacting.

He's so handsome, he's blind for nothing.

Emotions are the same as your pet animals.

One can be seen at a glance, and the other can only be seen when spoken.

"Is there any, I need it urgently?" Li Dan asked.

The young lady immediately shook her head: "There really isn't such a thing."

Li Dan frowned: "It shouldn't be, look, we ate the leek box, and it smelled like leeks. If we ate garlic..."

Before Li Dan finished speaking, the young lady hurriedly said: "Son, I really can't answer the question you want to ask, because no alchemist abnormally studies this kind of heavy-tasting elixir."

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