Surviving the Fourth Calamity

Chapter 1170 Snow Old Dog, Falcon Tengu
'Old Sanda King' curled his lips, raised his chin and said, "Him? Tsk, forget it, we must be considerate of children's big eyes."

'Inch Wisp' shook his head: "Actually, the old dog is already very decent in his conduct, otherwise the Demon Cult would not have survived for so many years.

Tsk~ These days, sex is like a bone-scraping knife, and power is like a bone-piercing wind. If you can't resist it, you will be wiped out. "

The 'Old Sanda King' did not deny this, she just looked at the 'perfect bald head' who was playing a bickering game with Ambowli outside: "But I can't accept such a gang leader, I can't stay for three days, either he dies, or He died.

The bald head is thick and thin, and there are Liuyou who can play drums beside him. "

"Everyone has their own way~" 'Cunlu' said indifferently, "Why bother with other people's affairs!"

Compared with that old snow dog, she was actually more curious about another person... Edna looked at Sanda Wang sideways curiously... Although Sanda King's husband rarely came to Toril, but after so many years, She's seen it a few times.

That person feels a little different from the undead... He is obviously a person with a very elegant temperament, but he is very serious and serious, and his tone of voice is a bit tough. It's still palpable.

The character of the "elderly Sanda King" is well known, and it is commonplace to be beaten violently for a word, but such a female tyrant never cares about her husband's always commanding tone.

Although you may not necessarily do what the other person says, you are never angry.

So Edna was never surprised that there were always undead people trying to complain to the recognized 'Tiger Fighting Hero', hoping that the 'Old Sanda King' would restrain his violent behavior.

It's a pity that Fang Xianglai likes to share these news with his wife... Edna has seen them sitting on a bench, reading those complaint letters one by one with a smile on their faces, and then divided these letters into separate sections. There are two types... The letters that tell the truth are read twice and deleted, and the letters that talk nonsense are divided into two times, two months, and two years according to the degree.

The husband and wife will get together to analyze the psychology of the false accuser to write such a letter... After all, the undead seem to send letters with real names, and there is no need to find the real culprit.

So far, it seems that only the "young master" who is not afraid of spending money has taken advantage of the loopholes and was exposed by the old dog.

But Edna didn't want to mention the Sanda King's husband in public... Although I don't know why, that guy doesn't seem to like being noticed.

She lowered her head and smiled: "They are going to Xueluo Island tomorrow morning, and they don't know what they can do."

"Unless that vampire duchess gets an artifact like the seat of Sakoziel, how can we lose?" the 'old sanda king' said nonchalantly.

"If she really took it out..." 'Inch Wisp' suddenly laughed, "Tell me, will you become Falcon Tengu just like Xue Laogou?"

Does the addition of a dog to the crow's mouth directly become a falcon tengu?

Immediately, he remembered the face of Quirin, the god of the falcon tengu, who was always full of reluctance and unwillingness. Edna, who stared at a pair of beautiful big black eyes, collapsed on the sofa and let out a muffled laugh.

Thanks to 'inch thread' I can figure it out!
She shook her head vigorously, trying to shake that too appropriate image out of her mind... Edna still loves her undead friends very much, and she really doesn't want to be cut off because she laughs at the sight of her.

However, this kind of creature is really vivid when used to describe Xue Laogou!

On the big boat of Black Rose, because many people looked down and searched for the image of Hayabusa Tengu on the tablet, there was no movement for the time being.

But on the big ship of the Demon Cult, 'Xueyunfeng' had to welcome an uninvited guest.

The two-headed giant who had been staying in the cabin of the black-haired female mages came to them because of the mess that happened just now.

Nick Nack didn't think about asking the undead to save people, but he hoped that the undead could send the unlucky female adventurer to bury them when they passed by some small islands.

If the undead is not interested in dealing with this kind of thing, just give him some time... In the words of the two-headed giant, anyway, he has a lot of dead wood in his hand, so he can make a coffin for that unlucky guy.

'Xue Yunfeng' looked at the two-headed giant with a sincere face, only a question mark remained on his face: "Shouldn't druids pursue a pure and natural funeral?"

"That's all nonsense from humans!" Nick Nack said with a bit of dullness, "burying a human corpse deeply in one place can not only make people who know her miss her, but also add a little bit to nature. cycle.

But left in the wild... let the animals clean it up?

Animals don't know so much. After eating human meat, if they remember the taste, animals will regard humans as a kind of food!

But... Human-eating animals will soon be regarded as monsters by the humans who discover them, and they will find adventurers to kill them.

What's wrong with animals?They just remember the taste of food according to their own nature.

A real druid would never pursue throwing corpses into the wilderness, and let nature slowly digest this kind of nonsense. "

'Xueyunfeng' blinked: "Hmm... Susu! Is there an island two kilometers away? By the way, you didn't throw the corpse into the water, did you?"

"Not yet." 'Susu' stood at the door and said softly, "I have already received the garbage room over there, fortunately, I haven't pushed it in yet.

I've had the puppet pull out. "

'Xueyunfeng' opened his mouth... How could he forget, the atmosphere brought out by Fran and Hill... No matter what kind of garbage, it will use various tools to become waste in the end.

Neknak's two heads looked in different directions, keenly aware of the uneasiness of the two undead: "Is there any problem?"

"No!" 'Xue Yunfeng' said firmly, "Please follow Susu to the utility room! It just so happens that we haven't dealt with it according to our own method!"

Seeing the tall two-headed giant leaving behind the particularly thin silver-haired female mage, 'Xue Yunfeng' turned to look at 'Mobi Fanchen': "Mobi, send a notice to everyone...Toril Human corpses, try not to let the puppets on our magic ship handle them.

In the future, we will follow the method of the two-headed giant. The enemy digs a big pit and buries it, and the stranger gives a coffin. "

'Ink Pen Fanchen' asked a little puzzled: "Are you so nervous about using it?"

"Toril people seem to care about where they go after death." 'Xue Yunfeng' said thoughtfully, "All we encountered before were enemies, so digging pits and burning them is nothing to them...after all Everyone is afraid that their enemies will turn into undead and run back.

Although our approach is a bit too much, but no one can blame anything.

But in the future..."

He suddenly smiled slightly: "Tell me, if a woman with Mystra crumbs suddenly plays Return of the Dead, will Kelemvor and Midnight be mad when they find out?"

The atmosphere on the big boat of Black Rose is lively. After finding out what kind of person Falcon Tengu looks like, he couldn't help but look at the old Xuegou on the tablet, and that puffy "Cunhui" who was chasing and killing all over the ground and avoiding killing. 'The 'elderly Sanda king' showed a knowing smile.

However, Edna couldn't laugh... She stared fixedly at Xue Laogou with a bright smile on the tablet... If this guy really has such a crow's mouth, then when she returns to the Kingdom of God, she must give it to him. A falcon tengu cub in memory of the undead!
"It's possible, right? Shar." Selûne of the floating castle widened her eyes, and turned to ask her sister who knew better.

"Ah..." Shar opened his mouth slightly, and said in a somewhat awkward tone, "Look... If he didn't think of this beforehand, he should have thought of it now."

"Huh?" Selûne tilted her head.

Hill, who had already understood, took a big mouthful of ice cream and stuffed his mouth full of food, for fear that he would accidentally say it... Thank you Old Dog Xue for providing AO with valuable insights.

For AO, as long as it can make the life of Jergal in hell a little bit harder, then he will definitely do it.

Although he did take advantage of the Slate of Destiny incident, Jergal simply and neatly used Cyric and Bane to throw the derived law that AO had touched into the Styx.

Then the purer law of death was unexpectedly handed over to the old-fashioned and upright Kelemvor.

The two of them didn't really decide the outcome that time. It can only be said that AO won a small game, but Jergal didn't lose completely.

While savoring the fragrance of mangoes, Hill thought with great interest: Last time, Jergal was able to hold Kelemvor and let him only play thunder in Waterdeep City for one night. Can he do it this time?

　Ah, that's all for today.

Although it hurts a bit, I still deleted more than 1000 words of different descriptions of Xue Yunfeng and the two worlds, alas~
There are too many deviations from the plot, and I am having a hard time modifying it.

　
(End of this chapter)