Origin of all things Arkham

Chapter 33 It's All Misunderstandings
In the dark and cold snowy night, the appearance of a house in the barren mountains is already outrageous.

It would be even more outrageous if the house looked like a big pineapple.

Zhakang doubted his judgment just now, could it be...

Are you right?
But now he doesn't have the time to think so much. Others might think that there is no danger, whether they will encounter ghosts or witches, but Zha Kang knows it very well.

There's definitely that bandage monster in there!
Zha Kang had no proof, but he just had this feeling and believed it.

So, from seeing the pineapple house in shock to stepping up to knock on the door at a faster speed, Zha Kang only took three seconds.

bang bang bang!
The action of knocking on the door is obviously not enough to reflect Zhakang's current state of mind. He used his fist to smash it.

The faint laughter and laughter in the room stopped the moment the door was slammed, and there were small whispers, as if someone was whispering.

then……

The lights were off and the door was not open.

Zha Kang:? ? ? !

Bang Bang Bang!Bang Bang Bang!
"Cough! Who is outside? Mom's hands are white. I... I'll see the next page... Oh, mom's voice is shrill..."

What is this with?very messy!
Zha Kang's face didn't know whether it was angry or frozen, but it was ashen-blue as a whole.

Without saying a word, Zha Kang spread out his hands, ready to release the spell.

The people inside treat him as a fool, this is all designed!He was fooled!
Naturally, Kang Zha decided to remove the door and walk in by himself.

That's what he's done before.

"Luck on the Dufu..."

DUANG~
Halfway through the incantation, someone jumped up high behind him and slammed his palm on his head.

As Zha Kang fell limply to the ground, Lin En clasped his hands between his legs and cried out in pain: "Open the door! It's done!"

Amidst the creaking sound, there was light from the crack of the door. The little cat turned on the light again, hung on the doorknob and pushed the door open.

"Lyn, didn't you beat him to death?"

"How could you beat him to death with this!"

Lin En raised his obviously swollen right hand, and waved the chain hammer held by his left hand: "Use this! Don't talk nonsense and get out of the way, let me enter the room. I've been freezing outside the door for half an hour. I'm almost stupid!" ..."

"Then, what should he do then?"

Lin En looked back at the unlucky scum lying on the ground with an obvious bulge on the back of his head, bent over and dragged scumbag by his trouser legs and dragged him into the room.

When I entered the door, my forehead was knocked on the threshold.

"Ah...it hurts...I'm..."

"Great Tomahawk!
OK, that's it...

Let's eat first. "

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Zha Kang woke up in a very dazed state. This time, he seemed to have received some kind of revelation, and he didn't make any sound when he opened his eyes.

So he saw the bandage duo of black cats drinking barbecue beer.

They are still watching TV!
"You two bastards..."

"Lynn! He's awake!"

"Fuck! Eat, eat, eat! This, this, this, this!"

"Woooooooooo!"

The kitten was pulled over by Lynn's neck, and handfuls of grilled sausage and bread slices were stuffed into its mouth.

Zha Kang was stunned.

He has traveled all over the world for so many years, dealing with strange monsters all day long, he has even seen angels, and he has done it more than once, no matter what, he can be regarded as a person who has seen the world.

But he hadn't seen this one.

"You... it... are you two okay?!"

In such a flash, the little food left on the table was stuffed into the black cat's mouth by the man in bandages.

Afterwards, he wiped his mouth with the black cat skillfully, and threw the cat behind him.

Later, Zha Kang swears to the devil and God when recalling the scene of the first encounter. He said that he heard the dull metal crashing sound when the kitten fell to the ground.

That was definitely filling.

All compacted.

"Oh my god, it's so scary how you're lying there alone~"

The strange voice and strange lines of the ancient narrator brought Zha Kang back to the real world.

He looked up at the bandaged man who seemed to be trembling for some reason, and looked down at the vines on his body.

"Man, you don't have to do this. I think you should have calmed down."

Lynn stopped trembling and nodded: "Well, indeed. Every time I look at you now, I feel happier.

Lord Constantine, I think you don't need me to unbind you. "

As soon as the words fell, the vines on Constantine's body emitted a golden light, and then, like the light, they turned into light spots, dimmed, and disappeared on Zhakang's body.

Standing up on the ground, Zha Kang patted the dust off his body, gave Lin En an angry look, frowned slightly and said, "Can I borrow the bathroom?"

Lynn began to tremble again: "Of course, please go over there."

Ignoring the weird duo of black cats who suddenly jumped over to fight with the man in the bandage, Zha Kang walked towards the direction indicated by Lynn.

Space props? From the outside, it looks like a pineapple house of less than ten square meters, but the inside is actually divided into two floors, with several rooms.

Zha Kang felt that he should have met a colleague.

Is it possible... to borrow the help of colleagues...

The thoughtful Zhakang entered the bathroom, and two seconds later: "GOD!"

He rushed out like the wind, Zha Kang yelled at the duo who were huddled together at the door, everyone wanted to go out, and everyone was dragging the other to prevent the other from going out: "You painted a chrysanthemum on my face!" ?!"

"of course not."

Lynn suddenly became serious, and he explained: "That's [Sunflower] by Van Gogh."

"Fuck you, I think you look like a sunflower!"

"Oh, do it! Your forehead doesn't hurt anymore, does it! Schrödinger scratched him!"

"I haven't asked yet, what's wrong with my head! Why does Huaxin have such a big bag!"

"Is there still a place for the flower stalk? Do I have to tell you too? Schrödinger scratched him!"

"Didn't Schrödinger long ago... Oops! You named the cat Schrödinger, you must be sick!"

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After a not-so-dignified battle, the little cat vomited outside the door, and Lynn and Kang Kang packed up and cleaned in the house in silence.

"Huh... You should calm down this time. Dude, my head is about to be split by your hammer."

With a clatter, Lynn swept the fragments of the TV into the trash can, and looked up at Zhakang steadily.

"...All right, I'll pay, I don't know what you want..."

"Hello, my name is Lynn. Lynn Adrian."

"Forehead……"

Zha Kang was obviously not used to Lynn's jumping behavior pattern. After being stunned for a moment, he reached out and held Lynn together: "Konstantin, John Constantine. I..."

"Do you have a way to get the soul, the soul of the hell demon?"

"Uh... yes, you asked this..."

"Give me ten."

"...three."

"Eight."

"Five."

"make a deal."

With a flick of the chain hammer, the deal landed.

"Then, now we can talk about why you are staring at my question, Mr. Constantine."

Looking at the hammer that made a small hole before it hit his foot, Constantine suddenly realized that he seemed to be a little fooled.

"Misunderstand."

Zha Kang said sincerely: "This is a misunderstanding."

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