Origin of all things Arkham

Chapter 283
Batman, there is no doubt that this guy is definitely one of the most dangerous guys in the entire world, but at the same time, he is also one of the people who can make people put down their weapons at any time and trust them absolutely.

Of course, the person who said this sentence, he can't be a villain.

……

After confirming that the uninvited guest who broke into his secret base turned out to be the famous Batman, one of the two most famous superheroes in the world, Green Arrow also put down his weapon.

"It doesn't make any difference whether this is Gotham or not."

Batman also put the weapon in his hand on the table: "Everywhere is the same, everywhere is evil, and there is danger."

Oliver raised his eyebrows. He felt that Batman's words seemed a little out of line with his "personality". Would a cold and hard guy like him have such helpless thoughts in the first place?

However, Oliver didn't express it at all, he just took out a few light bulbs from the table and replaced them, took off the bat dart inserted on the table and handed it to Batman, and packed up a table and two chairs .

"Sit down, this place is definitely not comparable to your Batcave, but, in our line of business... right."

Shrugging his shoulders, Oliver didn't prepare anything like tea and wine. The two of them were separated by a scarred table full of holes. You looked at me, and I looked at you.

"Well... you came to find me, or..."

Oliver pointed around: "Well, this is how superheroes visit.

Come on, what's the matter with you. "

Batman's true identity is almost a mystery to everyone, but for Oliver, who has almost the same experience, the same idea and origin, it is not a difficult question to guess.

Batman must be a rich man, and he must also be a person who has mixed feelings about Gotham, love and hate.

This option is not many.

Bruce Wayne.This answer is great.Maybe others would not agree even if they knew about it. How could a super rich playboy be a hero guarding a city?

But, coincidentally, Oliver also has such a character image~
If you think about it that way, the two have a lot in common.

"I came to you to invite you to join an organization."

"A...organization?"

Oliver looked at Batman suspiciously, and after that, he heard the secrets that Batman said were enough to shock people's jaws.

"...It turns out that we have been so close to danger..."

Oliver was a little lost. He didn't expect that human beings have been surviving in danger since such a long time ago.

"Of course I would like to join, but..."

Speaking of this, Oliver was a little unconfident.

Oliver's not-so-small knowledge of Batman includes the picture he saw when he fought against the huge red demon last time.

The friendship is broad.

Lynn, needless to say, they are both members of Gotham, and they are also members of that city. It is only natural that their mutual understanding and mutual help reveals such a share in their fate. Otherwise, these two people, It should be destined that one party will completely destroy the other.Therefore, no matter what the outside rumors say, that Lynn and Batman are enemies, Oliver doesn't believe it at all.

Who can be fooled by this low-level, low-level scam~
After that, there is Superman.

Yeah...that's Superman.Batman and Superman should be two extremes. Some of these things are hard to say, and they will offend both of them. In short, Batman and Superman can live in peace instead of fighting each other. This surprised Oliver. As for him, he doesn't know whether to feel that Superman is really kind and simple, or whether Batman is really scheming, insidious, cunning, thoughtful, thoughtful, and has excellent acting skills...

In short, Batman has no shortage of friends, especially powerful friends.And most of the time, apart from Lynn, a guy who is separated from everyone, Batman usually plays the role of "captain" and "leader".

In such a situation, Oliver, who only conquers the world with a bow and arrow, is very reluctant to admit that he is also capable of cooperating with others to make up for some missing things for them and provide them with sufficient value.

This is not self-deprecation, this is self-knowledge.

"I'll just say it straight."

Oliver didn't hide it either, and said openly, "I don't think I can help you much."

He picked up the bow and arrow beside him: "Unless this world really needs an arrow to be saved."

After hearing this sentence, Batman stood up directly: "So, you agreed, right?"

You don't seem to understand people's words, why did I agree to me? !

"Forehead……"

"Trust me, Robin Hood. This world has always needed heroes. Please also believe in yourself. At some point, I will need your help, we will need your help, and the world will need your help.

so. "

He stared into Oliver's eyes: "Are you joining?"

This, it's all said for this sake, can you still say no.

Oliver stood up and stretched out his hand: "I hope you are right."

After Batman shook hands, he turned and left, leaving only the voice: "That day, there will definitely be."

After speaking, a bat dart flew out, and the light bulb shattered again.

"Eh? Hey! Oh..."

Oliver smiled helplessly and sat in the dark.

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The weather is calm. Since Lin En returned home, he has really implemented his thoughts and plans to rest for a period of time, especially after going to hell and suffering ten consecutive hacks after returning. Lie solidly at home for almost a month.

It's calm, it's really calm.Lin En has been at home these days, and he has completely displayed the otaku style of his previous life. He doesn't even leave the house.

I don't turn on the phone every day, I don't read the news, I don't answer anyone, and I don't think about anything.

In such a short period of about one month, Lin En, who never left home, exercised the kitten's living ability.

Now, the little cat knows the location of Electric City, can use online shopping proficiently, and has its own accounts on various shopping websites and express delivery accounts.

Even kittens can now cook for themselves.

It's really... Lin En doesn't move at all. He really resists hunger, and he can really bear it without eating or moving. Every day he just lies dead except for playing games.

Seriously, the little kitty is almost jaded.

……

"Lyn... Aren't you going out today?"

The kitten was lying on top of Lin En's head, its limbs were encircled, its eyes were closed, and its ears were drooping.

"Going out, what door should I go out, hey, everyone in this world has to turn around, I have figured it out, anyway, they can't watch me die, I just find a thigh to hug me."

"........."

The little cat sighed helplessly, and jumped off the top of Lynn's head who was playing games.

It really doesn't want to cook anymore.

jingle bell~
Lin En's mobile phone thought, and the little cat's eyes lit up, looking at Lin En.

This guy didn't move, he seemed to be deaf.

"Ah~"

Life is not easy, Miao Miao sighed.

The little cat hooked its hands, and Robert, who was a little changed, quickly took the phone over and handed it to the little cat's feet.

It's Batman calling.

After staring at it for three seconds, the phone automatically hung up.

Curling his lips, the little cat motioned for Robert to take the phone back.

"Wait a minute."

Not knowing what to think of, the kitten stopped Robert suddenly and took the phone back.

After rolling his eyes a few times, the little cat unlocked Lynn's hand and dialed a number.

"Crooked, Constantine. What's dead? Who's dead? Lynn isn't dead. Hey! Don't hang up!
Listen to me..."

The little cat complained loudly, embellishing the hard life he had lived during this period of time.

That's right, this is the legendary [off-site call for help].

There's no way, among Lynn's limited friends, the only one Kitty can think of who might help him is probably Constantine.

When the same phone call came to Clark, he must have understood Lynn instantly, felt Lynn's pain, and after empathizing fiercely, felt that Lynn should take a break, because there must be some pain in his heart. stuff like that.

Batman, almost, maybe I will wonder if Lynn has some weird ideas, and the knife Lynn armor over there may have been prepared in full size at that time.

Martian Manhunter, hey, this guy doesn't work.

Fiora... No, this is an enemy, you can't find her, you can't find her...

So, after searching and searching, it seems that only Constantine is the most suitable.

Because this guy will never be considerate of Lynn, and he will definitely come up with an idea of ​​[only changing the status quo, regardless of the consequences].

That's great.Because the little cat now feels that there is no consequence that can be worse than another month of this kind of life.

Destroy it.

"Oh... that's what happened."

On the other end of the phone, Constantine said with a long voice, "I didn't expect Lin En to be able to calm down and not cause trouble to others~"

"Meow! Don't say so many useless words, tell me what's wrong with you."

"Lynn is annoying, you should learn this too, right? You really deserve to be Lynn's cat..."

"Meow!!"

"All right, let me think about it... Well, the mobile phone you are using now belongs to Lynn, right?"

"correct."

"Then, you must have all of Lynn's passwords and account information~"

"Yes, I have become Alfred. It turns out that Alfred lives so hard every day, and it has been so many years..."

"What are you talking about?"

Constantine lowered his voice a little, and seemed to have chuckled a few times, which was very obscene.

"You do this. Now, you just find a shopping website, any one. Then, you go shopping."

"buy what?"

"It doesn't matter."

"Meow doesn't understand."

"Don't you understand?"

There was suppressed excitement in Constantine's voice: "Just buy it! Buy it like crazy! Spend all the money in Lynn's card! Then buy it with a loan! Buy, buy, buy! Hahahahaha! Cough...

Sorry, I'm a little excited. "

After sorting out his emotions, Constantine continued: "As long as you spend all of Lynn's money, he will have to move. Do you understand?"

"Oh~~~"

The little cat suddenly realized: "So that's the case! Thank you, Constantine. You are really not a good person."

"Hey! Don't say I said it! Remember!"

Click.The phone hangs up.

The little cat raised his head and glanced at Lynn, who was still playing games there.

"Lyn, you asked for this. Meow!"

While talking to himself, the little cat opened the shopping website.

Click to empty the shopping cart.

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"Wait a minute, don't worry, just speak slowly."

Lynn was sitting on a cardboard box, in front of him were stacks of small things, cups, poker lighters, disinfectant water, mechanical keyboards..., little cats.

"You explain to me, what is... and there are 325 express delivery.

What is it called, 199 years of paid TV channels.

What is a hexagonal watermelon, what is a pink bicycle with a global limit, and what is a handmade toothpick.

What is 1000 pairs of disposable chopsticks.

What are 50 boxes of instant noodles with stewed mushroom flavor. "

Papa papa, Lin En patted the cardboard box sitting under his buttocks, his eyes were crystal clear, and tears rolled down his face.

"Even if you buy a few more flavors, don't you want my life! Is there still a king's law! Is there still a law! Ah!"

Lynn was out of breath, impotent and furious.

Since yesterday, the little cat has been acting a little bit wrong. These days, Lin En has been eating and waiting to die every day, but the little cat is very busy, and he sighs and puts eye drops on him every day. .

Yesterday, this stupid cat actually started to please him again.

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

Lynn is ready to meet the kitten's useless resistance, it is a cat, what can it do.

I didn't expect, I didn't expect...

"You translate for me, what is..."

Lynn pulled out a long shopping list from the old elder: "What is a lake house with a 60-year mortgage!!"

Weakly, the little cat raised its head: "But they said that there are a lot of fish in that lake..."

"Today I……!"

Lin En raised his hands, he couldn't help it.

"I should have known, I should have known."

Lying on his back on the cardboard box, Lynn's eyes lost color and dreams.

"Lynn..."

The little cat carefully took off the thing on the top of the head. The glass is a fragile item, so it must be handled with care.

"Don't call me daddy, I don't have your daddy."

"Lyn, you are starting to talk nonsense. Fortunately, I have the foresight. I bought you a bed in a mental hospital for 60 years.

Lynn?Lynn, what's wrong with you, did you eat something bad, why are you spitting, Lynn!I have medicine I have medicine!The medicine I bought! "

……

Received the delivery of the kitten.Fortunately, fortunately, Lynn's house is big enough and there are few people living there, otherwise he wouldn't be able to let it go.

"1, 2... 5, 6, 7... Oh my god, so many zero loans, I have never thought in my two lifetimes that I can afford it, or a cat can buy it!"

No, Lin En has never been so poor in two lifetimes, and now it is no longer a question of whether he is willing to move.

If he doesn't move anymore, the house won't be his.

Thinking of this, Lynn cast a bitter glance at the kitty eating the top-quality salmon, then at Robert who was frantically dismantling his computer to eat accessories, and took a hard bite of instant noodles.

"No, I have to go out to make money... What to eat, don't eat! Eat instant noodles!
Starting today, don't eat anything until you finish eating the instant noodles!
Robert!You also eat instant noodles! "

"Meow!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)