Origin of all things Arkham

Chapter 257 Damn Lynn and His Cat

In the silent room, everyone's eyes were on Lynn.

They just looked at him like that, invisible, as if they were looking at a dead person.

tick tock...

The old clock has been recording the passage of time in the corner. As the second hand keeps turning, Lynn...

"So you only made this little thing? Who can eat this? I'm starving to death!
old lady! "

Lynn's evil look: "Did you steal something before the food was served!"

"Pfft... oh sorry, sorry sorry."

For some reason, Anan, who had no legs, suddenly couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

He first said sorry to Lynn, then turned his head away and said two sorry to his mother.

"What's the matter, did she really steal something good?"

"Mr. Lynn..."

The old woman's face turned cold and cold at some point, she was sitting there, but she seemed to be looking down at Lin En: "You have eaten enough."

As she spoke, her expression gradually softened, and she returned to that smiling look: "How about it, are you satisfied with today's meal?"

Lynn curled her lips in disdain: "My evaluation is: average."

"Oh, really."

The old woman didn't look at her daughter-in-law, but turned her eyes to her son: "A'nan, it seems that Mr. Lynn doesn't like your poison very much."

Anan smiled embarrassingly, and said to Lin En: "The main reason is that I haven't poisoned humans for a long time, so this time I'm a little... rusty.

Mr. Lynn, I use slow venom.Did you know that spiders inject venom into the body of their prey, gradually eroding everything under the prey's skin.

Bones, muscles, viscera, brains... In the end, a large living person will become a puddle of slime, oh, just like you are now. "

With a big belly, Lin En lay on his back on the chair, holding a toothpick and listening to Anan's words very seriously.

"So, what you just injected wasn't rat poison?"

"of course not."

"But I tasted like rat poison!"

"Mr. Lynn's taste is really unique. He actually knows what rat poison tastes like."

"Of course! Let me tell you, the taste of this rat poison is completely different from that of cockroach poison. This is not the difference between sweet and bitter, but a kind of..."

Lin En chatted with Anan about the poison for a long time with eloquence, and Anan, who had been poisoned for thousands of years, was stunned.

He never knew that when arsenic was eaten with chili oil, it tasted like meat.Anan suspected that Lin En was lying to him, but...

Falk!If it is this lunatic, maybe what he said is true!

He turned his attention to the "family" around him for help, but everyone restrained their expressions and looked at this place coldly.

Until, Lynn's raised hand suddenly "melted".

"Eh?"

Lynn looked down at his arms that had fallen to the ground and soaked into the floor.

"I feel like I'm going to die."

He raised his head and showed a big smile: "I will give you bad reviews, hahahahaha!"

Right in front of everyone's eyes, under the eyes of them pretending to be calm and full of irrepressible expectations, Lin En really just like what Anan said, melted into a puddle of water that is not very easy to describe, and disappeared on the floor.

In the house, silence returned.

"It's that... so simple?"

Yexi still looked a little unresponsive, stood up very uncertainly, looked at the empty chair that Lynn was sitting on just now, and made an unbelievable sound.

Then, she looked at Anan: "Did he really die so simply?"

Anan was also very puzzled, frowning to show that he also could not accept the result in front of him.

In the previous plan, thanks to Vulcan's science popularization, I knew a little about Lynn, but the gods who didn't know much about it also had a deep understanding of what kind of existence the enemy they were about to face was. .

So much so that, to deal with Superman, they only sent God of War Karl himself, but when facing Lynn, five people came together.

Regardless of the old woman who is the main force, whether it is Yexi or Anan, although they are all frustrated in the battle of gods, they should not be called weak in any case.

They are gods!
But even so, Anan still didn't approve of the old woman's attack plan, but chose to weaken the enemy's combat power first by poisoning, and then fought the final battle.

It has to be said that as enemies, they have enough respect for Lynn.

But now, those plans, those mental efforts, those uneasy and vague fears, seem to have all become... a punch in the air.

Nothing has happened yet, Lynn, that Lynn who is very difficult to deal with and can pass through hell, just fell in the first level? !
"I...I don't know."

Facing Yexi's question, Anan shook his head without giving any answer.

"You don't know? Don't you know what will happen to your poison?"

"Of course I don't know."

Anan raised his head: "If I say now that Lynn is dead, we can celebrate now, what do you think?"

"I……"

Yexi was silent.

She knew what Anan meant.

No matter what Anan said, it was difficult for her to accept such a result.

"It's a pity, we should have had Hades come over. After all, he has fought against Lynn directly, and he is also a god who once held the death god just like you...

Anan, did you sense Lynn's death? "

"Of course not. Oh, don't worry. You also know that my temples and statues were destroyed thousands of years ago. After losing my pincers, my god position was gone. How could I How can you judge Lynn's life and death out of thin air?"

"do not care."

At this time, the old woman stood up: "I said that there is no need to spend so much trouble, whether he is dead or not, as long as he appears again, we will kill him directly..."

ding dong~
Outside the door, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Everyone in the house looked at each other.

Although the place they are looking for is not remote, it is definitely not a place where people often pass by.

Now the doorbell is ringing...

Before they could communicate, the wooden door was pushed open outside the house, and a person grabbed the door frame, and a head came in from the side of the door.

"Hello, have you seen my cat?"

It's Lynn.

…………

silence.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

Lynn's sudden appearance took everyone by surprise.

On their faces, there is Jingyi who is facing the unknown situation, and there is the affirmation of finally confirming a certain guess, and there is also the embarrassment and speechlessness that there is no plan b when a completely unexpected unexpected situation occurs.

Here comes the problem, Lynn was successfully killed, but he seems to have come back to life, is this considered a successful plan?fail?Half the battle?Succeed and fail?

"Uh... How are you?"

Lin En waved his hand outside the door and asked politely, "Are you all blind?"

"Humph!"

The old woman snorted heavily, and the dim light in her eyes flickered.

Just after being pushed open, the half-closed wooden door was pulled open, and Lin En, who was leaning against the wooden door, was thrown into the room by a huge force and fell to the floor.

"Die!"

The wooden floor suddenly cracked a hole, and the broken plank gave birth to ferocious jagged teeth, which suddenly closed, swallowed Lynn into it, and began to chew.

After a toothache sounded, the wooden floor returned to normal, leaving no trace of it.

On the other side of the table, Yexi, Anan and the twins all looked at the frowning old woman: "How, is he... dead?"

"I... it's hard to say."

The old woman closed her eyes and meditated: "I did devour very pure life energy, but..."

ding dong~
The doorbell rang again.

"Please come in!"

Anan stared at the door stubbornly, watching a hand push the door open, and watching a head poke in.

"Hello..."

It's Lynn.

"Can I, borrow a toilet. I want to take a shit."

"Die!!"

Ahhh, this time the open door turned into a big mouth, directly swallowing Lynn at the door.

"..."

This time, they didn't speak again, nor exchanged glances.Everyone's eyes were fixed on the door, and it seemed that the doorbell would ring again at any moment.

then……

Bang!Bang!Bang!
The sudden sound of knocking on the glass sounded from behind them. Lin En, who was standing outside the window, did not choose to ring the doorbell, but ran here and knocked on the glass window.

"Hello, my name is Xingzhe Sun, have you seen my brother, he looks like me... hey, you even kill Xing Zhesun!!"

The whole house, like a man-eating monster, is constantly devouring life.

However, as the owner of the house, the old woman and other people in the house did not have a very good expression.

It seemed to them now that Lynn could appear at any moment, in any way, including running from the floor that had just turned into water.

really……

In the silent silence, apart from the meowing of the cat on the roof, the people in the room could also vaguely hear some... whispering, coming from outside the door.

"This time it's my turn..."

"What should I name it?"

"Is the pot-packed meat just now really bad?"

"How do you think the next one will die?"

"I'm more curious about when I'm going to die."

"Doesn't anyone care about toilets?"

"Hey hey hey!"

"That sentence should be said by the old lady."

"Hey hey hey hey..."

"I'm coming! I'll make a sample for you!"

ding dong~
The doorbell rang again, and the door was pushed open again.

A Lynn walked into the room, closed the door politely, looked at everyone calmly, walked to the TV, turned on the TV, lay down on the ground, and snored.

Yexi stood up hesitantly.

"Don't close it, I, I'm still watching."

"Ah."

Yexi really sat back.

"Mr. Lynn, do you find this interesting?"

The lying Lynn didn't speak, and the door opened again and a new Lynn walked in.

"Me! I think it's interesting! It's my time, it's my time, kill me!"

Yexi's face seemed to turn blue.

"Lynn! Oh... Lynn, sir."

"what?"

"How did you see it."

Scratching his head, that Lynn also walked in front of the TV, turned his back to the crowd, fiddled with the TV, and said without turning his head: "This thing, do you still need to see it, you seem to be... anyway It doesn't look like you guys came out of Hollywood.

But, having said that, you cook well. "

After complimenting Yexi, Lin En turned to look at Anan: "It's not good if you poison, bad review."

Anan smiled wryly and shook his head, Yexi stood up again, put his hands behind his back, and walked towards Lin En: "Mr. Lin En, maybe you have other skills, we don't know yet, but you have been playing tricks for a long time, Do you really think that you can deal with the five of us by yourself?"

Lynn in front of the TV seemed to have found what he was looking for, stopped what he was doing, turned around and smiled, "Of course not. Look at this."

Turning sideways, Lynn gave way to the space in front of the TV, pointed to the TV screen and said, "I also have helpers."

Everyone, including Yexi, set their eyes on the TV.

In the picture, two figures are fighting in the sky.

One is a god wearing golden armor and holding a spear: Karl, the god of war.

The other is a red cloak with a big S logo on the chest, Superman.

Carl, being unilaterally beaten mercilessly by Superman.

Whether it is in terms of combat effectiveness, defense, combat skills, speed, etc., Karl seems to have been crushed by Superman.

It is difficult for him to even make a decent counterattack.

And maybe Karl's vitality is at the level of a god, but Superman is rare, and he played very well.

They even saw the sound barrier that exploded when Superman punched.

"Look."

Lynn patted the TV: "That guy seems to be dying. However, that guy was having a good time."

"Lynn..."

Anan tilted his head slightly: "So you know everything, and you've been playing tricks on us from the beginning."

"correct."

Lin En's answers were particularly harmless to humans and animals. He made a shy and coy look: "It's quite embarrassing, but I'm usually like this~ hahahaha!"

"You don't think you're going to die here. But you're going to kill us all, don't you?"

"correct answer."

That Lynn was about to attack, but suddenly, he was swallowed by the TV behind him.

then……

I haven't waited for everyone to show any expressions.

Bang!Bang!Bang!
The sound of glass knocking sounded again, and they looked back. Outside the house, there were hundreds of Lynns standing bustling everywhere outside.

"Hello~"

A Lynn waved with a big sword in his hand, bent down to pick up a stone from the ground, threw it over with a swoosh, and hit the glass.

"Can you give me back my cat~ Otherwise, you will regret it~"

"Humph!"

The roof opened a big mouth, and the old woman laughed wildly: "Go find a new cat!"

Immediately, the mouth was closed, and the kitten was swallowed by the house.

Then...

Bang-!
The house exploded, the beams and columns were broken, the tiles were flying, and the house collapsed...

A six-winged angel, bathed in divine light, slowly descended from the sky, with its toes lightly stepping on Lynn's shoulder.

"Meow~"

She gave a soft cry.

"Don't turn off the TV! I still have to watch it."

From the ruins behind him, a gray-faced Lin En emerged, saying so.

As for the old woman, her complexion was pale, and there was a big hole in her chest and abdomen.

"Damn... Lynn! Damn cat!!"

(End of this chapter)