I kill ghosts and gods with martial arts

Chapter 306 Sleeping

Wu Mourning was put to sleep.

It was the god of joy who slept with him.

Strictly speaking, sleeping here is not a physical copulation, but a spiritual fusion. The so-called yin and yang intercourse, which fits the environment and conforms to the laws of heaven, should be regarded as a way of dual cultivation.Xishen only had this method, which was able to save Wu Miao, who was already on the verge of exhaustion.

It is a god, and it is not a big deal to sleep with a mortal.

Throughout the ages, there have been many legends about gods sleeping with believers, and strictly speaking, the God of Joy has no fixed gender. He just used Song Yun as a believer in ghosts, so he took advantage of the situation to present a female appearance.But sleeping with Wu Mourning, a person favored by the national destiny, to a certain extent, it can be considered that the national destiny has personally ended and slept with him.

And this sleep.

Xishen simply sent some things to Wu Mourning's Dharma image.

It can be regarded as a part of the God of Joy, or the qualifications for offering sacrifices to the gods. This has no effect on Wu Mourning. It is that there may be a little symbol of the God of Joy in his future image.

Just like Wu Mourning's waist, I don't know when there are four red jade knots. At first glance, it looks a bit like a Chinese knot, but if you look closely, it should be the Xi knot tied on the four sides of the red head cover. There are exactly four, a little One pull can make a red head covering, which is exactly the same as the one on Xishen's head.

The god of joy cannot leave Huang Quantian.

Because the God of Joy is originally the god of Huangquan, a spirit raised by nature, it can only leave Huangquan Jiuyou with the help of believers. Even so, it is extremely difficult for it to manifest in this world.A large part of the reason is that in addition to natural limitations, the concept of the God of Joy is too vague and helpless.

Otherwise, it would not be possible to say that he has survived in the underworld for so many years.

Got so many ghost believers.

In the end, with the help of Song Yun, a rare female ghost, she achieved herself through the dragon's veins.Ordinary people's destiny is definitely not able to carry the God of Joy, but Wu Mourn, who bears the stars and is favored by the fate of the country, does not have this problem. He can bring the God of Joy out of Huangquantian at the right time.

For example, festive scenes, or certain festive seasons recognized by Zhu Xia, or...

When the country needs it.

Many people regard the National Games as a fool, thinking that it is an emotionless logical mechanism, but Yu Ji thinks this is wrong, let alone the God of Joy as the projection of the National Games, you can regard sacrifice as the trumpet or vest of the National Games, a certain part of the National Games Xishen also knows some expectations or trends.

But Wu Mourning is still a little tangled.

Being put to sleep by Xishen, in a sense, is more uncomfortable than being fucked without emotion, and even Xishen does not have a fixed gender.

Just go to sleep.

Anyway, he is also the god of Huangquan Tianzheng, a powerful lord of the underworld, so it's just a matter of getting what he needs without feeling.

Soon the idea came to pass, Wu Mourn looked at the big god of joy and patted his chest and said.

"Okay, then when will I take you out? Now? If you want to take revenge, I can do it at any time, but I have agreed in advance that I only kill the target of revenge, don't use me as a gun, and take you out to kill more people."

What Wu Mourning said was a little merciless.

No matter how he did it, he double-cultivated with the God of Joy once, and it was a bit like turning his face and denying others.But in the face of something that is not human, if the other party is more cruel, Wu Mourn will not give any monsters a good look like he did with Bai Siyu.Besides, Bai Siyu is auspicious in a serious way, and the combination of the two is destined for marriage.

Xishen, this is at most a friend with benefits.

This Xishen's temper seems to have inherited Song Yun's Xiaojiabiyu's gentleness, and he didn't intend to get angry at Wu Mour's ruthless words, but took it for granted.

Xishen sent the paper out again.

There are still familiar bright red blood characters on it, and the handwriting should also be inherited from Song Yun's elegant handwriting.

"When the time comes, I will come."

"Okay, you can call me when the time is right, I guess it will be soon." Wu Mourn looked at the temperless Xishen, feeling a little guilty for no reason. "Speaking of which, why are the colors of your characters all red? Can you change them to something better and normal? I'm so scared when I read blood characters in the underworld in the middle of the night."

Xishen obviously paused.

Although it can't feel the fear in Wu Mourn's mouth at all, but strictly speaking, it is still very accommodating and tolerant to Wu, who is his first believer and priest, and the handwriting on the paper that falls out is not only beautiful , and turned into ink, and even added gorgeous and precious patterns around it.

In fact, if you put it on the side of the barbarians.

If Wu Mourning is following the way of God.

Then his status is equivalent to that of the pope of the same religion. In a sense, he has reached the sky in one step, but he has ascended to the heaven of Huangquantian.

Wu Miao didn't feel anything about it.

Probably because Wu Mour was struggling to raise his head, and Xishen even took the initiative to lower his head a lot. If she could ignore her terrifying aura and her dead body like firewood, it would be a bit strangely cute.

Whether God of Joy really loves him, or whether it is simply imitating certain characteristics of Zhuxia women after inheriting Song Yun's memory, Wu Mourn has no way of knowing.

And soon, the person who received Wu Mourning came.

When Yu Ji came to the vicinity of the ruined palace following the guidance of the ferryman from Huangquantian, Wu Mourn happened to be walking out slowly.This ability to turn adversity into good fortune made Yu Ji, who was stepping on a small boat, feel that he seemed redundant.

"You were saved by the God of Joy?" Yu Ji, with sharp eyes, saw the ruby ​​knot on Wu Mourning Faxiang's waist all at once.

"Yeah." Wu Mourn immediately flew onto the ferryman's boat.

He also greeted the ferryman on the side in a friendly manner.

"...you have a piece of paper glued to the back of your ass."

"what?"

Wu Mourn was taken aback when he heard the words, then scratched his head and took down the piece of paper.

It seemed that Xishen secretly stuck it on him before he left.

"If other spirits are sacrificed, the gods will fight."

"It seems that the god of joy treats you very well, and it's normal, and the fate of the country is also very kind to you." Yu Ji, who came over with his probe, immediately caught sight of what was written on it.

"Did you expect today to invite me to send Song Yun into the dragon's veins?" Wu Mourn squinted at Yu Ji.

"I'm not a god. To be able to know the future is nothing more than ten horses. As long as I keep preparing, there will always be a preparation that can be used."

Yu Ji has always been denying that he can peek into the future, but Wu Mourning always feels that this guy is really a living god.

"Next, I will take you back to the present world."

"No, since I've come to Huangquantian, it's just that you take me to this place. Let's meet a ghost and do an experiment by the way." Wu Mourn was not in a hurry to go back, he wanted to buy some time for Master Mei at this moment.

(End of this chapter)