Weird fairy

Chapter 810 Joining the WTO
"Cough! Cough! Shiro, Shiro! Zhuge Yuan!" Seeing the distracted disciples under the hall finally regaining consciousness, the master was so angry that the beard on his face trembled with anger.

"Let me ask you, what did you say to the teacher just now?"

"Therefore, to speak to the wise, rely on the knowledge; to speak to the wise, rely on discernment; to speak to the discerning, rely on the essential; to speak to the noble, rely on the power; to speak to the rich, rely on the rich; to speak to the poor If you speak to the humble, you should rely on modesty; if you speak to the brave, you should still be brave; if you speak to the foolish, you should rely on sharpness.”

Seeing his master's big face turned blue from suffocation, but he couldn't find a reason to attack, the young man held back a smile and sat down again.

Seeing that he didn't learn any lessons, the master sighed softly, "Silang, although you are smart, don't be complacent. Since you want to be the number one scholar, you can't neglect your skills in the book. Guanghui If you can’t memorize it, you have to understand its meaning.”

"Yes, the students know."

As soon as the master turned around, Zhuge Yuan immediately made a strange face towards his back, provoking the other students who looked like him to burst out laughing.

"Huh?" Master picked up the ruler, turned around, and immediately sat upright, not daring to be presumptuous.

When it was time to finish school in the afternoon, Zhuge Yuan walked home with his classmates laughing and cursing while chatting about his wife's ugly behavior just now.

After several intersections, the people around Zhuge Yuan gradually decreased, and when he came to the gate of his small courtyard, he was already alone.

Taking out the key to open the far door, Zhuge Yuan walked in, saw that there was still water in the water tank, and started to make his own dinner.

The whole yard is not big, only a dozen paces in front, back, left, and right. There is nothing except a white wax gun in the corner.

When the smoke from the kitchen chimney cleared and it was almost dark, Zhuge Yuan picked out some of the wick of an oil lamp in the house with chopsticks, and the small room suddenly became much brighter.

Zhuge Yuan took out a book of idle stories that his master forbade to read, and read it with relish while eating.

Suddenly Zhuge Yuan sensed someone in the room, and when he raised his head, he was face to face with a wrinkled and smiling face. She was holding a cane in her hand and wearing an embroidered headband on her head, completely dressed like an old country lady.

Seeing Zhuge looking at her, the black cat granny looked at the only dish on the table. "Why is he eating Sis again today? How can this work?"

She stretched out her sharp nails and scratched in the vegetable water, then sucked it into her mouth full of fangs. "Not even the oil, you kid."

"Miss Santai, it's fine, I'm used to it." Zhuge Yuan quickly stood up, greeted her with a smile, and supported her to sit down on the bench. "San Tai Nai, you sit down first, I'll make you a bowl of Gao Sui."

"Don't worry about it, I'll be leaving in a while." Third Grandma stretched out her hand out of her pocket, and a bowl of fragrant meat appeared in front of Zhuge Yuan.

The meat smelled delicious and looked fresh and steaming.

"The daughter-in-law who has no eyesight made it. She knew that it was hairy. I couldn't eat it, so she insisted on making it. Do you think she expects me to die?"

"I thought you probably don't have much meat, so I'll send you some."

Zhuge Yuan looked at the stewed mutton stuffed into his hand. "San Tai Nai, why is everything turned into hair in your mouth, you can't eat this, you can't eat that, I'm afraid you can only drink dew."

Seeing Third Grandma raising her crutches, Zhuge Yuan quickly apologized with a smile.

"You eat, I'm leaving, and my grandson will come to get a bowl in the future."

After sending the third grandma to the door, Zhuge Yuan sat back and ate his own dinner.

The stewed lamb is specially used to remove the fishy smell, the taste is tender and smooth, the mouth is fat but not greasy, and the fragrance is strong.

Just as he was enjoying this delicacy, the closed courtyard door was suddenly blown open by a gust of wind wrapped in paper money.

The ear-piercing suona sounded, and the high and low white spirit-calling banners floated from left to right, followed by the mournful mourning cry.

Zhuge Yuan looked at this with his head sideways, picked up a piece of mutton, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed, "Yuhua, Mingke, the dog's nose is really good, how come you come to my house to grab a meal and pretend to be a ghost to scare people?" .”

The white soul banner on the courtyard wall quickly shrank down, and soon two heads with playful faces appeared in front of him.

"Look at what you said, we can't just stutter, we're here to give you a drink." The left hands of the two shook the pot of rice wine.

When he saw the mutton on the table, he immediately sat down. "Hey! It's a coincidence that the appetizers are all here."

They both went to the same private school, and they were not polite to Zhuge Yuan. They brought three bowls from the kitchen and started pouring wine with a pair of chopsticks. "Shiro, can you punch?"

"No." Zhuge Yuan put away the notebook on the table.

"It won't be all right. We'll teach you how to punch. It's actually very simple. Let's shout the drinking order. After the shout is over, let's make a number in our hand and guess a number in our mouth at the same time."

"If one of us calls out to count, and it happens to be drawn by the two hands, then we win! Then the loser drinks! How about it? Simple, right?"

Zhuge Yuan looked at the classmate in front of him with a slightly speechless expression, "How did you learn these things so quickly? Surely it wasn't your father who taught you?"

"Stop talking nonsense, now follow me and learn to sing, one dragon, two families, three knots, four happy fortunes, five leaders, 666."

With a plate of Siong and this bowl of mutton, the two began to punch each other.

But it didn't take long for the jug of rice wine, when Zhuge Yuan just got a little drunk, the jug was empty.

With a tinge of red on his cheeks, he picked up the empty jug, raised his head and poured it into his mouth.

Seeing the last drop falling into his mouth, Zhuge Yuan put it down with some inclination. "If you want me to say that the rules of boxing should be changed, the one who should win should drink."

Hearing this, Ding Yuhua laughed loudly, "Hahaha! If you win, you will be fooled by your cleverness, right?"

Seeing the classmate next to him licking his tongue against the mutton bowl, Zhuge Yuan said, "Okay, Mingke, it's clean enough, don't lick it anymore, this is the bowl of Santana's house, if you lick it, it will crack." , I can't do business."

Hearing this, Lu Mingke put down the bowl, smashed it a few times and said with some regret, "I didn't enjoy myself, I didn't enjoy drinking, and I didn't enjoy eating."

Ding Yuhua's big eyes rolled, and the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up, "Shiro, go, I have a way,"

Hearing this, Zhuge Yuan shook his head, "What bad idea do you have? Aren't you afraid of eating fried pork with twigs? Forget it, eat and drink and go back quickly."

"Hey, look at your courage! Then just wait and eat, I'll be back in a while." After finishing speaking, Ding Yuhua and Lu Mingke stood up and walked out of the courtyard.

Zhuge Yuan shook his head helplessly, and picked up the script again to read it.

However, after watching for a few breaths, he looked in the direction his classmate was leaving, and finally followed with concern, so as not to cause serious trouble.

Ding Yuhua and Lu Mingke walked in front, and Zhuge Yuan followed behind. Walking and walking, they came to the edge of the village.

Looking at the family next to him, Zhuge Yuan was startled. Could this guy really be brave enough to go to the master's house to steal bacon?

Thinking of this possibility, Zhuge Yuan hurriedly quickened his pace and was about to rush over to stop it.

But when he first arrived at their side, he saw the other party lying on the wall without moving. Zhuge Yuan reacted very quickly, and immediately stopped, followed the other party's line of sight, and saw that there seemed to be something in the bamboo forest in the distance. Things are rolling.

Soon under the moonlight, Zhuge Yuan finally saw clearly what it was, it was three big black pottery pots with a lucky blessing on them.

When the three of them lined up neatly at the entrance of the village at the same time, three heads with watermelon hats slowly protruded from the mouth of the black pottery pot.

The faces of these three heads are pale, with small cherry mouths and big blush, but where there should be eyes, there are only two big black holes.

"What are these?" Just when Zhuge Yuan's eyes widened, trying to guess what it was, the teacher saw the three heads tilted suddenly, looking at him with those dark eyes at the same time.

"Go! You go first! Go and call your master!" Zhuge Yuan stood in front of his classmates with a solemn expression.

It's okay if Zhuge Yuan didn't say anything, as soon as he opened his mouth here, the three head gangs shrank back into the black clay pot, and quickly rolled towards them.

Seeing that the three things were about to roll in front of Zhuge Yuan, the master descended from the sky with his hands behind his back, and stepped on a black clay pot with one foot, directly smashing the big red Fufu to pieces.

Immediately after he flicked the long sleeve in his hand, he threw the other two black clay pots directly onto the wall, turning into two black charcoal rough strokes.

The extremely critical situation just now was resolved so easily by the master.

Seeing this scene, Zhuge Yuan's eyes sparkled, "Master, I want to learn this! This is too powerful!"

With a sound of "snap", the master took out a ruler from nowhere and knocked hard on the three heads. "Smells of alcohol! What are you guys doing at night?"

Covering his head with his hands, Zhuge Yuan gasped for air from the pain, but he was not scared off and came forward again. "Master, teach me this! I really didn't know you could have such supernatural powers!"

"Study hard! The right way is to be admitted to the number one scholar, don't think about what you don't have every day!" The master walked towards his yard with a straight face and hands behind his back.

"Master! You can't say that. You see, if that's the case just now, what's the use of me reading more books?"

"Hmph! Don't mess around, reading is to make you understand the truth! If you don't know a single word, no matter how much you learn, you won't be able to find the right direction to use it."

"Why is it sensible?"

"Being sensible is self-cultivation."

"What about self-cultivation?"

"Self-cultivation is to be a man! Establish morality, determination, and speech!"

After saying the last word, Master suddenly turned around and glared at Zhuge Yuan with snake pupils, a trace of disappointment flashed in his eyes.

Feeling the classmate behind him pulling him secretly, Zhuge Yuan took half a step back unwillingly, without saying a word.

However, this time the master did not leave, "Shiro, don't you always think that you are smarter than others? How about we have a bet?"

"Gambling?" A look of surprise appeared on Zhuge Yuan's face.

"You said that no matter how many books you read, it will be useless when you encounter the situation just now, but you are wrong, it is useful."

"The book has Zhang Liang's tricks, and the book has its own wall ladder. There are many methods in it. You just need to find one, and I will teach you all the magical powers."

"Really?" Zhuge Yuan's eyes lit up immediately.

"A gentleman's words are hard to follow!" After the master finished speaking, he took out a brush and quickly drew on the black clay pot on the wall.

After a few breaths, the master stretched out his hand to pick it up, and a black pottery pot bound by an iron cage was picked up in front of Zhuge Yuan. "The period is six days. If you can find a way to return this thing, you will win."

The master left, leaving Zhuge Yuan, Ding Yuhua and Lu Mingke standing in place looking at the black clay pot in the cage.

The classmates on the side are still gloating. "Bet with the master, you are really good, if you win the bet and lose, you will be unlucky."

"No, master is not such a stingy person." Zhuge Yuan also became interested at the moment, and ran to the private school excitedly, holding the oil lamp and looking for countermeasures from the book.

At first, Zhuge Yuan felt that he had found a way, so he kept trying on the black clay pot.But no matter how hard he tried, it didn't work. If it wasn't for the iron cage covering him, he would have smashed towards Zhuge Yuan long ago.

In order to obtain the supernatural powers of his master, Zhuge Yuan forgot to sleep and eat, and put his whole body and mind into the book, and his face became very haggard within two days.

Holding a new book in his hand, the happy Zhuge Yuan staggered towards the iron cage.

Soon a bubble of boy's urine was splashed on the black clay pot, but there was no other reaction except for getting it wet.

"The things written in this book are actually fake." Zhuge Yuan was very discouraged and threw the book in his hand on the ground.

However, he quickly glanced at the direction of the Master's house, and quickly reached out to pick it up again. "Just let me find it in the book. Is there really a way? Master is not lying to me, is it?"

Big and small laughter came from the side, and Zhuge Yuan waved the book over there with some dissatisfaction. "I just ran over to see my jokes, and I didn't know how to help."

"That can't be done. This is a matter between the master and you. We dare not intervene."

"Shiro, if you really beat the master, I will recognize you as a brother!"

Zhuge Yuan was not such a person who gave up lightly, he continued to devote himself wholeheartedly into it, and the sky gradually darkened unknowingly.

He simply hugged all the books to the side of the iron cage, reading and trying.Fortunately, the moon is very big today, so there is no need to light extra oil lamps.

I don't know how much time has passed, when the sleepy Zhuge Yuan rubbed his eyes and stretched his waist, the surroundings were already quiet, and he was the only one left.

"These animals really don't help at all." Zhuge Yuan sighed helplessly, and prepared to continue searching. After today, there were only three days left.

But at this moment, Zhuge Yuan seemed to feel something was wrong, he frowned slightly and thought about it, then raised his head again and looked around.

Suddenly he noticed that the black pottery jar thrown to the wall by his master was gone.

Soon Zhuge Yuan noticed the shallow mud marks pressed by the black pottery pots on the ground, and rolled all the way to the outside of the village.

"Run away?" Just when Zhuge Yuan was thinking about what to do, there was a new movement from the bamboo forest in the distance.

Zhuge Yuan's eyes widened and he saw the black pottery pot slowly rolling back following the leaving marks.

It didn't just come back, it also brought back something, which was a row of waxy paper figurines holding white lanterns in their hands and touching the ground with their toes!
In the white of the left eye of all the paper figurines is written the word Sera, and in the white of the right eye of all the paper figurines is the word Kaijing.

These paper figurines walked over slowly and lightly, passing in front of Zhuge Yuan.

As the paper people brushed past the cage that trapped the black clay pot one by one, the color of the cage became lighter and lighter, and finally disappeared completely, allowing the black clay pot inside to regain its freedom.

And the black pottery pot that came out didn't run around, and followed the paper figurine directly, walking towards a nearby yard.

"There... seems to be... the master's yard, right?" Zhuge Yuan suddenly thought of something, and rushed over there anxiously.

But when he was about to reach the gate of the courtyard, all the walls of the courtyard fell outwards, and with a bang, a lion with a head that was big and a small body, with long tentacles, fangs and sharp teeth, and a ten-foot-long lion was thrown inside. Instantly revealed.

The big mouth with the big door opened and closed, biting a paper figurine to a bloody mess.

Three white lanterns fell on its mane, and a ball of flame shot up into the sky immediately.

Under the radiance of the fire, everything around began to notice changes. The remaining paper figurines were no longer so pale, but began to turn rosy, and the lion gradually began to grow horns, and moved in a more terrifying direction. change.

Just when the ferocious monster bit a paper figurine fiercely, Zhuge Yuan rushed over from the side, threw the paper figurine to the ground and saved it.

When he saw the giant beast chasing other paper figurines, Zhuge Yuan helped the paper figurines on the ground up, "Why did you come here?"

"Here to get rid of the demon! In recent years, there has been a severe drought in Nanzhi County, and there are rumors that there are evil spirits acting as demons! As a member of the Tiansi Supervisor, we naturally have to do justice for the heavens!" As he continued to speak, the paper man became in front of Zhuge Yuan. More and more lifelike.

"The drought is not under Master's control! You should go to the Dragon King Temple! Go! Master is angry!"

But the paper figurine shook his head, "Then I don't care, I just listen to my master. When my master starts to do it, he will be able to restrain this evil beast."

As soon as the words fell, the two black pottery pots jumped into the air and exploded, and various pennants were connected with a red net to completely cover the giant beast.

Zhuge Yuan stared dumbfounded at the scene in front of him, and muttered to himself: "But... Master is Lingxi."

The next moment, the huge red net burned into ashes in an instant, and the stalactites above the head continued to fall with an even louder roar, making everyone's shadows tremble.

"Where is your master?" Zhuge Yuan pulled the paper figurine and rushed towards a paper figurine who was one point taller in the distance.

The paper figurine with hate in his eyes was doing it, as if he would not give up until he reached his goal, and the rows of cut out paper figurines gradually stood up under the waving of the wooden sword in his hand.

"Stop quickly, if this continues, all your people will die here!" Zhuge Yuan rushed in front of him.

"Hmph! If the old man stops, you don't have to die? Look at what that cannibal is!" The paper figurine moved a little faster, and the words in the white of the eyes began to glow.

"You can't die! Listen to me! You can't die! And you can't win! There's not only the master in the cave!!"

Following Zhuge Yuan's pointing, the other paper figurines saw the big and small eyes around them, and there was a trace of despair in their eyes.

"I'll fight with these evil spirits!" A paper figurine who rushed out was hugged tightly by Zhuge Yuan.

"Everyone! Listen to me! I have a way to get you out!!" Zhuge Yuan said as he snatched the weapon from the Taoist paper figurine.

Just as all the remaining paper figurines moved closer to Zhuge Yuan, they naturally attracted the giant beast's attention.

Its ever-growing ferocious mouth was connected to the roof of the cave and the ground below, and it came over in such a menacing manner.

Seeing that the huge mouth was about to swallow everyone, Zhuge Yuan stood in front of them and shouted loudly at the huge mouth: "Master! I won!"

Jukou stopped, just in front of Zhuge Yuan.

Zhuge Yuan let out a long breath, walked in front of the others, took away their various weapons and magic weapons and threw them on the ground, and said to Jukou beside him: "Master, as you said, let me find them from the book. The way, I found it!"

"What method?"

"Turn hostility into friendship, Master, you taught me this! This kind of misunderstanding can be resolved with a few words, there is no need to make it like this."

"You also said that reckless people only think about doing things recklessly! Those who can move their mouths will never do it!"

"And master, they didn't come to arrest you, they came to solve the severe drought, but they just went in the wrong direction."

Hearing Zhuge Yuan's words, that big mouth gradually retreated into the darkness behind.The dignified atmosphere in the air disappeared without a trace.

Zhuge Yuan turned around and looked at the Taoist priests behind him, "Let's all go, go back and tell the county magistrate that the severe drought and natural disasters were not caused by this side, you are looking for the wrong one."

After recovering his life, the little Taoist priest hastily bowed his hands to Zhuge Yuan, "Thank you benefactor, dare to ask benefactor's name?"

"It's not a benefactor, my name is Zhuge Yuan."

The little Daoist was about to say something, but was forcibly pulled away by the old Taoist priest. The old Taoist naturally knew that Zhuge Yuan had saved their lives, but he didn't say anything because of his face.

Just as Zhuge Yuan watched them go further and further away, the master with his hands behind his back came out from behind.

"See? You don't study and only know how to practice supernatural powers. Just like these people, the direction is wrong, and you can't find what you want even if you hit your head."

"Remember in the future, supernatural powers can be learned, but books can't be left behind for a day."

Zhuge Yuan's eyes lit up when he heard this. "Master, have you really taught me supernatural powers?"

"Well, since you won, of course you have to teach, but I can only be your tutor, I can't be your tutor, I have an old friend who is more suitable to be your tutor, you go to him Bar."

Hearing this, Zhuge Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and looked at the village where he had been staying for so long.

"Got to go?"

"You can't stay here forever, and the Daqi Children's Examination is about to start, so it's time for you to rush for the exam. It just so happens that the two things should be done at the same time."

Zhuge Yuan knew that one day he would leave, but he didn't expect it to be so soon, and he felt mixed emotions for a while.

"It's almost dawn, go clean up." A big hand covered Zhuge Yuan's head and patted it lightly.

Zhuge Yuan didn't have anything to pack, a package was all his belongings.When he came to the village, it was already dawn, and everyone else was waiting for him.

Zhuge Yuan looked at his classmate with two heads, and couldn't hold back his tears for a while. After this farewell, he didn't know when we could meet again.

For a moment, he felt like he didn't want to leave, and wanted to stay here with them.

"What are you crying for? I'll give you two jugs of yellow rice wine, and save them for the road. It's definitely enough for you to drink alone." Ding Yuhua and Lu Mingke stuffed the two jugs of wine into each other's arms.

Others also sent all kinds of parting gifts one after another. If it wasn't for the last third grandma who gave me a bamboo basket, I really couldn't let it go.

After bidding farewell to his friends and fellow villagers one by one, Zhuge Yuan walked into the bamboo forest, stepped on the morning light shining through the bamboo leaves, and set off towards the road.

At this moment, the Master's words came from behind. "Shiro! Don't forget! What should a gentleman do when he walks in the world?"

The pace under Zhuge Yuan's feet became faster.He wiped away his tears vigorously, and began to rush towards the next new journey in his life.

"Establish morality! Establish will! Establish words! Cultivate one's self, regulate one's family, govern one's country, and bring peace to the world!"

(End of this chapter)