Weird fairy

Chapter 742

"Boy, don't study hard. If you go to school according to the deceitful scriptures, you won't learn anything. I'll teach you. Let's just forget the way. You can't lie."

Li Huowang, who was sitting in the teahouse, was drinking tea while looking at Liu Wan in front of him and saying these shocking words.

"Cheating people is always the lowest level. If you want to lie, you have to let them lie to themselves." A mouse-eyed mustache continued to explain to the boy in front of him.

"As long as they can make them lie to themselves, even the most absurd lie will be true to them."

At this moment, an extremely haggard old woman walked past the teahouse with a vegetable basket on her shoulders.

"Look at this Mrs. Liu, his husband has gone to be a big soldier, and he hasn't come back for more than ten years. As long as he is not stupid, he knows that he will not come back, but she just doesn't believe it. She always thinks that her husband will come back. "

"This is deceiving yourself. You don't even need to know what her husband-in-law looks like. People like this who can't get out are easy to deceive. Look at it."

After Liu Wan finished speaking, he wiped his face with his hands, and an old beggar with white hair and ragged clothes appeared in front of Li Huowang.

With a sound of "dang", Liu Wan knocked out a hole in the bowl in his hand, and tremblingly leaned towards the old woman.

Because of the distance, Li Huowang couldn't hear the sound. He just saw that Liu Wan said something tentatively to the old woman, and then the woman let go of her hand, and the vegetable basket fell to the ground, and he jumped up excitedly. He went up and cried loudly.

After reuniting after a long absence, the two were crying with excitement, cuddling each other and walking towards home.

After a while, Liu Wan came back, his appearance didn't change back, he still looked like the old beggar.

"See, it's that simple."

"You didn't lie to her." Li Huowang pushed aside a few peanuts and threw them into his mouth.

"Who said I didn't lie? As long as I think about it, she will provide me with good food and drink for the rest of my life. Even if she dies, her son doesn't want to be scolded by the neighbors for being unfilial, so he will obediently support me until the end of my life."

"This trick is called the dove occupying the magpie's nest. Some old liars who have no children and no daughters will use this trick to spend their old age when they are tired of cheating."

Li Huowang took a sip of tea. "When you get along day and night, you are not afraid that she will find out that something is wrong? After all, you are your husband."

"Hey~ This is the trick of this trick. Think about it, what if an old woman finds something is wrong? Does she dare to say it?"

"Under the three principles and five constant principles, she dares to tell others that the man she has been waiting for for more than ten years, the man who has lived with her in bed for several months, is actually a liar?"

"Not only did she not wait for her husband-in-law, but she was also sullied by a stranger, which embarrassed her husband's family. If she said this, the neighbors in the neighborhood would poke her back. Would she still be alive? "

"Compared with this desperate end, lying to myself may just be because I think too much, so it's easier to accept?"

"Oh, senior, you are really a beast."

"A beast? Aren't humans and beasts made of meat? Humans are beasts. All benevolence, righteousness, etiquette and music are bullshit. It's because some people believe in so many bullshit, and we can still play tricks on people so easily."

After Liuwan put the tea down, he continued, "We have to play for fun, that is, to make it big. The more we play, the more we will change others, and the great things we can get from Tianzun are just as big." more."

"Fei Gang?" Li Huowang asked with a confused expression.

"Whatever you want to call it, it's just this thing. Anyway, I call it Feigang. With this thing, we can use the supernatural power of Zuo Wang Dao."

"Simple ones, disguise illusions are fine, complex ones are more powerful, playing dark chess and being a living puppet, and ah, the more you cheat, the better you will be, the more you cheat, the more interesting you will be, the better you will be! The tricks will naturally become better!"

"So that's what happened, thank you senior for teaching me." Hearing the other party's words, Li Huowang revealed a trace of desire for supernatural powers.

"But remember, we are ethical when we sit and forget the Tao. We can't say that we only deceive people for the sake of nonsense. That's too vulgar. In life, the most important thing we deceive people is for fun! To play! As long as we play well, then As much as Feigang wants!"

"It's nothing to play tricks and make some money. It can make us feel at ease and laugh out loud. That's called ability."

"That's right, brother Liuwan, I was born to like to play, that's why I joined Zuo Wang Dao."

"Hey, young man, it's okay, you're on the road so soon? But you almost lied to me, I know you, you didn't come here by yourself to join the Zuo Wang Dao,"

"We've always been cheating to attract people. You were tricked into pretending to be forgetting."

Seeing that Li Huowang was silent, Liu Wan continued, "It's okay, it's not a big deal, I came in like this back then, even if it's the current dice boss, that's how I came here."

Li Huowang smiled, "This deception is really clumsy. I have no intention of doing anything, but just want to try. If I deceive you, how much trouble can I have."

"Oh~~ That's the way it is. If it's Feigang, tell me earlier, I happen to have a situation here, how about we team up?"

"As long as things are done, Feigang will have as much as he wants."

After Liuwan finished speaking, he picked up the tea and took a sip, then raised his head and looked at Li Huowang thoughtfully, "When I lied to that person, did you poison your bowl?"

"No." Li Huowang said very calmly.

Immediately afterwards, the two looked at each other and smiled, raised the teacup at the same time, knocked it heavily, the tea of ​​the two rose high in the air, splashed into the other's teacup, and then drank each other down.

Sixty thousand smacked his mouth a few times. "This poison is not good, it's a little bit, poison is something that the women in the village are good at."

Li Huowang didn't argue, and directly saluted [-]. "Okay, this round, I'll follow, thank you Senior [-] for your support, how can we cheat this round?"

"How can this be called cheating? This is to help others ~ let's go ~~"

Seeing Liu Wan leave the table, Li Huowang also followed.

The two walked in front of each other on the clean street, no different from the rest of the crowd.

"Senior, who are we going to help?" Li Huowang asked.

"Of course we are going to help the good people. Let me tell you, this is Feigang. Different people are cheating, so there are more or less Feigang."

"The lowest ones are mortals, and those who are a little higher are people who have learned how to read and write, then people from the imperial court, and then, those heretics."

"Anyway, the greater the impact, the more Feigang will give."

"Oh~ so that's the case, senior, if we deceived the emperor, wouldn't we give the most?"

"Of course, do you know why our current dice boss is sitting on the dice?"

(End of this chapter)