Weird fairy
Chapter 275 Methods
Chapter 275 Methods
Not long after coming out of the inn, Li Huowang once again came to the place where the highest authority in Pi County lived. There were two stone lions at the door and a big drum of the county government gate.
This time Li Huowang did not intend to sneak in, but went to the door openly and let the people inside go in and report to the county magistrate.
Maybe other people would be thrown out by the other party as vexatious scoundrels if they did this.
However, when Li Huowang, who was wearing a red Taoist robe with two long swords on his back and a mask of copper coins on his face, directly stated that he could solve the problem of shrinking yang and yin in Pixian County, he was immediately respected and invited. went in.
Yang Hongzhi, the county magistrate of Pi County, picked up the blue and white porcelain tea saucer, picked up the lid and pushed the tea leaves floating on the water, and took a sip carefully.
While drinking tea, he took another look at the strange man in front of him. He was dressed so strangely that he really couldn't figure out his origin.
According to the news obtained by Luo Butou, this person came to Pixian County with a troupe that sang pink opera. Judging from the orientation, he should have come from Qingqiu.
The most important thing is that this person said that shrinking yang and shrinking yin can be solved, which has plagued him for so long.
My son is still suffering, even if there is a slight possibility, he has to try.
When Yang Hongzhi was observing Li Huowang, Li Huowang also observed the other party's expressions.
After carefully analyzing the meaning behind the expression on the man's face, Li Huowang had an idea in his mind and knew what he should do next.
"Magistrate Yang, let's talk about it. What's going on? The department is still busy, so there's no time to waste." Li Huowang spoke first to break the strange atmosphere between the two.
In order to understand the details of the evil that caused the shrinking yang as soon as possible, and in order to obtain the assistance of the entire Pi County yamen, saying that everything else is false, and it may not work, so Li Huowang intends to directly impersonate Supervisor Tiansi.
In this case, the other party, as the parent official of a county, encountered such a big problem, it was impossible not to notify Jian Tiansi.
Since the problem is still there, then Tiansi Supervisor is either not here, or someone has come to solve this problem, and I can just borrow a gap to achieve my goal.
As soon as he heard Li Huowang talking about the department, County Magistrate Yang was immediately scalded by the tea in his hand. He hurriedly put the tea on the table, put his hands together, and bowed to Li Huowang excitedly.
"Oh my God! The Ministry of Rites sent you out, oh my, but I'm dying, I have at least hundreds of letters from Feige! Every time I say let me stabilize the hearts of the people and wait for the good news, This official can't even hold his own heart, how can he hold the hearts of the people!"
Seeing Yang Hongzhi's constant complaints to him, Li Huowang's heart sank a little. Seeing that the other party believed him, he threw aside another set of rhetoric he had prepared in his heart.
"Okay, County Magistrate Yang, I don't have time to chat. You tell me the whole story of this matter. How did this so-called shrinking sun come about? When did it start?"
Compared with the waiter in the shop, the county magistrate must know more. In order to deal with the invisible ghost who has been eyeing him, he must know more.
"Hey! It starts from this year's Ghost Festival. There is a watchman on Dead Man's Slope, five miles east of the county—"
Speaking of this, County Magistrate Luo suddenly remembered something, and he stopped abruptly when he opened his mouth, with fear on his face.
"Go on, what's the matter?" Li Huowang leaned forward slightly, and asked him.
Facing Li Huowang's question, the county magistrate began to change the topic, and he bowed his hands to Li Huowang again with a tangled expression.
"Master, you have to save the people in this county! This is about everyone's life!"
Just as Li Huowang was about to ask another question, he suddenly stopped. He understood what the other party was worried about. This person had the same concerns as the waiter who died before.
"Are you afraid that the ghost will trouble you because you opened your mouth? Don't worry, you just have to say it boldly, since I've come, I'm sure I can handle it for you."
Unexpectedly, when County Magistrate Yang heard this, instead of showing joy on his face, he jumped three feet high and ran away from Li Huowang like a plague god.
After a while, he came back with several police officers in green clothes. Each of them still held a small gong in his hand, and a red cloth bag was hung behind each small gong.
They surrounded Li Huowang and kept beating.He was still muttering words. "Don't blame anyone, don't blame those who do things! Don't blame people who do things, don't blame people who do things!!"
Li Huowang looked at the other party's funny behavior with a very strange expression. "What are you doing? Could it be that this method can solve the invisible ghost?"
Hearing Li Huowang's words, Magistrate Yang kept nodding his head.
It was only then that Li Huowang realized that each of them was holding a big iron clamp in their hand, holding their middle finger tightly, and they refused to let go of the black and green pinched by the middle finger.
One of the arresters, who was sweating profusely from beating the gong, turned around, looked at Li Huowang and said anxiously: "Hurry up! You have been targeted by that thing! If you don't want to shrink your sun to death! Learn quickly!" Let's do it! They are all grasshoppers on the same rope, can I still harm you?"
These words made Li Huowang's body tense for an instant, and he reached out to take the gong and started to beat the gong while turning in circles.
I don't know why, but the series of events in this county made him inexplicably familiar, a familiar but disgusting feeling.
While he was thinking, the other people around him started to make new movements.
They hung the red ropes in their hands around their necks, hung them on their backs like bastards, and then climbed up around the round table on all fours.
This scene is weird and absurd, and more importantly, other people are looking at him urgently, asking him to follow suit.
"Does it really work? How on earth did they know this thing is useful for that life-stealing ghost?"
Just as Li Huowang was hanging the gong around his neck, the others suddenly spread their legs apart like dogs peeing.
Instead of urinating, they took off their pants, grabbed a handful of red chili noodles from behind the gong, and sprinkled them on their lifeblood.
Even though they were so hot that they grinned their teeth, these people didn't dare to be negligent, and continued to crawl on the ground with the gong on their backs, spreading while crawling.
"Really, come quickly! Follow me and learn! If you don't learn! You will die soon!!"
Seeing such absurd and funny scene in front of him, Li Huowang, who frowned, walked over, knelt down slowly and reached out to hold a handful of chili noodles.
After hesitating for a moment, he opened it slowly, watching the bright red chili noodles float from his hand to the ground.
"Why do I feel that this is a bit too fake? Even if the world is crazy, it's too outrageous, right? It's just like a fucking joke!!"
(End of this chapter)
Not long after coming out of the inn, Li Huowang once again came to the place where the highest authority in Pi County lived. There were two stone lions at the door and a big drum of the county government gate.
This time Li Huowang did not intend to sneak in, but went to the door openly and let the people inside go in and report to the county magistrate.
Maybe other people would be thrown out by the other party as vexatious scoundrels if they did this.
However, when Li Huowang, who was wearing a red Taoist robe with two long swords on his back and a mask of copper coins on his face, directly stated that he could solve the problem of shrinking yang and yin in Pixian County, he was immediately respected and invited. went in.
Yang Hongzhi, the county magistrate of Pi County, picked up the blue and white porcelain tea saucer, picked up the lid and pushed the tea leaves floating on the water, and took a sip carefully.
While drinking tea, he took another look at the strange man in front of him. He was dressed so strangely that he really couldn't figure out his origin.
According to the news obtained by Luo Butou, this person came to Pixian County with a troupe that sang pink opera. Judging from the orientation, he should have come from Qingqiu.
The most important thing is that this person said that shrinking yang and shrinking yin can be solved, which has plagued him for so long.
My son is still suffering, even if there is a slight possibility, he has to try.
When Yang Hongzhi was observing Li Huowang, Li Huowang also observed the other party's expressions.
After carefully analyzing the meaning behind the expression on the man's face, Li Huowang had an idea in his mind and knew what he should do next.
"Magistrate Yang, let's talk about it. What's going on? The department is still busy, so there's no time to waste." Li Huowang spoke first to break the strange atmosphere between the two.
In order to understand the details of the evil that caused the shrinking yang as soon as possible, and in order to obtain the assistance of the entire Pi County yamen, saying that everything else is false, and it may not work, so Li Huowang intends to directly impersonate Supervisor Tiansi.
In this case, the other party, as the parent official of a county, encountered such a big problem, it was impossible not to notify Jian Tiansi.
Since the problem is still there, then Tiansi Supervisor is either not here, or someone has come to solve this problem, and I can just borrow a gap to achieve my goal.
As soon as he heard Li Huowang talking about the department, County Magistrate Yang was immediately scalded by the tea in his hand. He hurriedly put the tea on the table, put his hands together, and bowed to Li Huowang excitedly.
"Oh my God! The Ministry of Rites sent you out, oh my, but I'm dying, I have at least hundreds of letters from Feige! Every time I say let me stabilize the hearts of the people and wait for the good news, This official can't even hold his own heart, how can he hold the hearts of the people!"
Seeing Yang Hongzhi's constant complaints to him, Li Huowang's heart sank a little. Seeing that the other party believed him, he threw aside another set of rhetoric he had prepared in his heart.
"Okay, County Magistrate Yang, I don't have time to chat. You tell me the whole story of this matter. How did this so-called shrinking sun come about? When did it start?"
Compared with the waiter in the shop, the county magistrate must know more. In order to deal with the invisible ghost who has been eyeing him, he must know more.
"Hey! It starts from this year's Ghost Festival. There is a watchman on Dead Man's Slope, five miles east of the county—"
Speaking of this, County Magistrate Luo suddenly remembered something, and he stopped abruptly when he opened his mouth, with fear on his face.
"Go on, what's the matter?" Li Huowang leaned forward slightly, and asked him.
Facing Li Huowang's question, the county magistrate began to change the topic, and he bowed his hands to Li Huowang again with a tangled expression.
"Master, you have to save the people in this county! This is about everyone's life!"
Just as Li Huowang was about to ask another question, he suddenly stopped. He understood what the other party was worried about. This person had the same concerns as the waiter who died before.
"Are you afraid that the ghost will trouble you because you opened your mouth? Don't worry, you just have to say it boldly, since I've come, I'm sure I can handle it for you."
Unexpectedly, when County Magistrate Yang heard this, instead of showing joy on his face, he jumped three feet high and ran away from Li Huowang like a plague god.
After a while, he came back with several police officers in green clothes. Each of them still held a small gong in his hand, and a red cloth bag was hung behind each small gong.
They surrounded Li Huowang and kept beating.He was still muttering words. "Don't blame anyone, don't blame those who do things! Don't blame people who do things, don't blame people who do things!!"
Li Huowang looked at the other party's funny behavior with a very strange expression. "What are you doing? Could it be that this method can solve the invisible ghost?"
Hearing Li Huowang's words, Magistrate Yang kept nodding his head.
It was only then that Li Huowang realized that each of them was holding a big iron clamp in their hand, holding their middle finger tightly, and they refused to let go of the black and green pinched by the middle finger.
One of the arresters, who was sweating profusely from beating the gong, turned around, looked at Li Huowang and said anxiously: "Hurry up! You have been targeted by that thing! If you don't want to shrink your sun to death! Learn quickly!" Let's do it! They are all grasshoppers on the same rope, can I still harm you?"
These words made Li Huowang's body tense for an instant, and he reached out to take the gong and started to beat the gong while turning in circles.
I don't know why, but the series of events in this county made him inexplicably familiar, a familiar but disgusting feeling.
While he was thinking, the other people around him started to make new movements.
They hung the red ropes in their hands around their necks, hung them on their backs like bastards, and then climbed up around the round table on all fours.
This scene is weird and absurd, and more importantly, other people are looking at him urgently, asking him to follow suit.
"Does it really work? How on earth did they know this thing is useful for that life-stealing ghost?"
Just as Li Huowang was hanging the gong around his neck, the others suddenly spread their legs apart like dogs peeing.
Instead of urinating, they took off their pants, grabbed a handful of red chili noodles from behind the gong, and sprinkled them on their lifeblood.
Even though they were so hot that they grinned their teeth, these people didn't dare to be negligent, and continued to crawl on the ground with the gong on their backs, spreading while crawling.
"Really, come quickly! Follow me and learn! If you don't learn! You will die soon!!"
Seeing such absurd and funny scene in front of him, Li Huowang, who frowned, walked over, knelt down slowly and reached out to hold a handful of chili noodles.
After hesitating for a moment, he opened it slowly, watching the bright red chili noodles float from his hand to the ground.
"Why do I feel that this is a bit too fake? Even if the world is crazy, it's too outrageous, right? It's just like a fucking joke!!"
(End of this chapter)
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