Weird fairy

Chapter 267
Hearing Bai Lingmiao's words, Li Huowang nodded.

"It's okay. Slow down, slow down, how many urns do we have left?"

"You don't have to worry about these little things. Sister Xiaoman and I have gone to the Escort Bureau, and we have asked the Escort Master to send back the ashes of the last batch of brothers."

Hearing this, Li Huowang's heart lightened inexplicably.

"Bang bang bang!" The sound of eagerly banging on the door interrupted the conversation between the two. "Master, open the door quickly! Mine is really good!"

Li Huowang put down the map in his hand and walked towards the door.

"Crack~" The door opened, and the excited Lu Xiucai with two dark bags under his eyes stood outside the door, holding a copper coin in his hand, which Li Huowang untied from the copper coin sword for Lu Xiucai to use for practice.

"Master, I really did it! That copper coin just moved!"

After all, without waiting for Li Huowang to speak, Lu Xiucai rushed into the room, put the copper coin in his hand on the table, and pointed at Li Huowang.
The copper coin began to stamp its feet and make tricks. "Om Da Lu Bao Zha murmured!"

As he repeated the incantation, Lu Xiucai's voice became louder, the veins on his forehead popped up, and he looked as if he was going to eat the copper coin.

Just after he repeated it dozens of times, the copper coin finally trembled.

Seeing this scene, Lu Xiucai, who was sweating profusely, looked excitedly at Li Huowang at the door. "Master, look, I've done it!"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiucai saw Li Huowang coming forward. After looking at himself and then at the copper coin on the table, he said to himself: "You have practiced? Then you don't feel any discomfort in your body. The place?"

"No! It's very good. I have lived until now. I have never been so happy today. I can be regarded as half a fairy! Hahaha!"

Li Huowang looked at Lu Xiucai in front of him and thought, "It seems that Han Fu's Yuanying didn't trick me, but this is just the beginning, maybe there will be tricks later, I don't know for sure, I only have one life, so it's better to be safe."

"Then you continue to practice, don't stop, go back now, and I will teach you the following mantra tomorrow."

Hearing this, Lu Xiucai nodded vigorously, turned around and left towards the outside.

Li Huowang turned his head, looked at Bai Lingmiao and smiled, then walked over to close the door, turned around and lay down on the bed again.

"Xiu Cai looks much better." Bai Lingmiao whispered in Li Huowang's ear.

"Hehe, okay? I can't tell that he is completely different from before. I hope that learning this exercise can make him return to normal." After Li Huowang finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes, and the breathing sound gradually became gentle.

"Brother Li, what have you been up to these days?"

Hearing the words from the pillow, Li Huowang closed his eyes and said, "I'm not busy, don't worry, I'll leave in a few days, it won't delay your return home."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Huowang felt his right hand held by a pair of soft hands. "Brother Li, I'm not worried about going home, I'm actually worried about you."

"Worry about me? What do I have to worry about? With Hei Taisui, I will never fall into hallucinations again. My left eye, which was crushed before, can already feel some light. I guess it will reappear in a few days." grow back."

"Besides, there is no one else chasing and killing me anymore. I am very good. I have never been so good in the past."

With his eyes closed, Li Huowang felt a light body pounce on him, and his hands gently wrapped around his waist.

That was Bai Lingmiao, who knew Li Huowang so well, but Bai Lingmiao didn't believe a word of what he just said.

Li Huowang felt the other party's worry from the other party's actions, he sighed lightly, opened his eyes, and looked sideways at the three hallucinations of different shapes beside him.

Li Huowang patted Bai Lingmiao's back with his hands, and said softly, "Don't worry, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, there is always a solution."

As time passed day by day, Li Huowang almost visited the small county town.Although he has a direction, he still has nothing to gain.

Li Huowang, who hides his body color underground, sits on the wall and looks at the street with people coming and going.

There was an endless stream of horse-drawn carts and ox carts, and when the ox lifted its tail, a pile of steaming cow dung fell to the ground, but it didn't take long for it to be snatched away by some children in baskets.

After snatching cow dung from each other, they stood in twos and threes on the pancake stand, intoxicated by the aroma of frying.

Seeing the smoke and fire in front of him, Li Huowang thought to himself: "Is this place too small? Even the county magistrate who likes tofu can't find any clues. Maybe finding a big place can be useful?"

"You can't stay in this place for too long. Since you can't find it here, you can go to other places to find it. As long as you keep searching, there will always be a time when you encounter it. Today is the last day."

Li Huowang supported himself on the edge of the wall with one hand, jumped off, and walked towards the nearby teahouse.

That is the place where the news is the most well-informed. It stands to reason that news of all sizes in the county will be circulated there.

Just when Li Huowang arrived at the entrance of the teahouse, a group of men in coats came out of the teahouse excitedly.

"Let's go, there is a troupe performing pink opera over there! The opera performed is much more interesting than the storytelling in this teahouse."

Troupe?There was a trace of hesitation on Li Huowang's face. If he guessed correctly, there should be only Lu's troupe in this county.

Just when he was thinking this way, his body had already walked into the teahouse, but there was no one else inside except the storyteller pouring tea and chatting.

"Oh, what are you asking for?" Li Huowang turned around and walked towards the inn.

But when he just raised his right foot, he caught up with the steps of those people before him.

He would like to see what kind of trick Lu Zhuangyuan made to attract all the tea drinkers in the teahouse.

The stage set up by Lu's troupe is not far away, just at the foot of Xicheng, under the stage there are huge crowds of people eating melon seeds and edamame, chatting and chatting lively.

As Li Huowang approached, on the stage, Lu Juren, who was painted in a costume, was talking to his daughter-in-law.

"Hey~ I~ I don't want the upper class, I don't want the inferior ones, I only want~ only~ I only want my sister~ That's a little red in my heart~"

With a whoosh, there was a burst of booing and laughter from under the table.

"Isn't the script right?" Li Huowang looked at Lu Juren on the stage suspiciously.

Just when he thought so, Lu Xiucai on the stage began to sing along with the music.

"Stretch out your hand and touch the tip of the lady's nose~ Youyou's fragrance goes out to the nunnery,"

"Reach out your hand to touch Missy's mouth~ Baby's eyes smile slightly,"

"Stretch out your hand and touch my sister's lower tip ~ the lower tip is on her chest."

"Stretch out your hand to touch my sister's ear ~ protruding head and ear swinging on the swing."

It was normal at first, but the more it went down, the more obscene, the laughter and booing under the stage became louder and louder.

At this moment, Li Huowang finally knew why those people called this show a fan show just now, and why there were no women under the stage but all men.

Facing the various stunts of other troupes, this old boy was stunned to find a way to survive. He really deserves to be an old opera singer who has acted for decades.

After answering the doubts in his heart, Li Huowang shook his head, turned and left the lively stage.

But just as he was about to leave, the whispers from the side reached his ears,

"This is much more interesting than the fan opera in Pi County."

"Didn't you say that there is a plague over there? Do you still dare to go?"

(End of this chapter)