Weird fairy

Chapter 249 Show off (Add more meat buns running for the leader!)
Child Yang in his sleep opened his eyes. He looked at the cowhide tent above his head and laughed out loud for no reason.

A stinky foot next to him kicked over, "Are you going to die? Why don't you get up early in the morning and lie on the bed and laugh?"

Child Yang sat up, looking excitedly at Gouwa who was rubbing his booger with his eyes closed.

"Brother Cao Cao, we don't have to do any work now, and we still have meat to eat every day, shouldn't we be laughing?"

This is real meat. This is the first time he has eaten enough meat since he grew up. The emperor in other people's mouth must have lived like this.

"Look at your prospects. A few meals of meat will make you happy like this. A child is indeed a child."

He is different, he has a higher pursuit.

Gouwa sat up, touched it with his hand, then got up from the bed, and patted the leg of Gao Zhijian who was snoring beside him with his hand.

"Fool, get up, I guess we're leaving in a few days."

"Are you leaving now?" Child Yang's expression was very reluctant.

"Senior brother Li has cured his hysteria, so don't keep going. What's the matter, do you want to live here for the rest of your life?"

Child Yang frowned and muttered in a low voice, "There's nothing wrong with living here for the rest of your life."

"Hey! It's really your own home, isn't it? You are a guest now, that's why other people behave like this. If you stay longer, others will fall down."

Seeing that Gao Zhijian hadn't woken up after the training, Yang Xiaobaigouwa lifted the quilt and grabbed his trousers, and yanked them down.

Seeing the sleepy Gao Zhijian grabbing his pants in a panic, Gouwa rushed out of the tent with a strange smile.

After stepping out of the tent, Gouwa stepped into the river barefoot and began to wash up carefully.

He didn't tidy up so diligently in the past, but he heard from Xiao Man that women like clean men, that's why they do this.

"Your face is white and yellow, and you look like a mouse. If you are more sloppy, you might as well die." These are the exact words Chun Xiaoman said.

Gouwa thought about it and thought it was the same.Then he began to tidy up diligently.

Not to mention, after washing hard, some of those bandit women are willing to talk to themselves more.

He had to hurry up, because those Qingqiu people in the tent camp started to hook up, which made Gouwa even more anxious.

He is not afraid of picking others and picking the rest, he is afraid that others will pick all of them away, and it will be his turn to get nothing to pick.

After washing inside and out, he took off his trouser belt and urinated in the river.

Gouwa took out a pinched red flower from his bosom and stuck it in his ear, and walked towards the tent waddlingly.

As soon as he entered the tent camp, Gou Wa saw Li Huowang's back. He grinned and was about to walk over to say hello, when he saw the other party fiddling with those instruments of torture.

"Hiss~ Brother Li, what are you planning to do here?"

Gou Wa was too lazy to touch the fungus, so he tiptoed past.

He didn't go directly to those women's tents, but first came to the door of Lu's class's tent, stood outside and whispered: "Scholar! Scholars!"

"Hey! Come on, come on!"

After a while, Lu Xiucai, who had a milk mustache on his mouth, rushed out. "Come on. I'm done eating."

The two walked towards the woman's tent together, walking side by side.

"How is it? My flowers are not bad, right?"

"What flowers do men bring, women bring flowers."

"Why can't men wear flowers? In our place, the men with flowers are the only ones who are liked by big girls with yellow flowers."

When they got outside those women's tents, they didn't go in directly, they waited quietly for something.

The feet rested but their mouths were not idle. The two of them squatted there, discussing cheaply among those women, which one was good-looking, which one had a big butt, and which one had a big nipple.

Although their relationship may not be very good, but in this kind of matter, they have a lot in common.

Just as the sun was rising in the sky, those women finally came out, each took their own clothes, and went to the river to wash together.

"Hey, come out, come out! Hurry up!"

Gouwa pooh-poohed twice, spit into the palm of his hand twice, and touched his temples on both sides.He lifted his foot and followed with a smile.

Seeing the two people coming over shaking their heads, those women were not afraid, they gathered together to discuss something, and even let out light laughter from time to time.

"That~~! On the head of the willow on the moon, I made an appointment with that. After noon!"

Lu Xiucai's voice startled Gouwa and attracted the women to look over.

"Scholar, what are you talking about?"

"I don't know, I know this sentence. My father said that women nowadays like to be elegant."

Gou Wa looked at him with contempt, wiped the flowers on his ears with his hand, and leaned over there with a smile.

Soon the river arrived, let alone, Gou Wa really chatted with them.

After all, it has been so many days, of course they also know what kind of person Gouwa is, and they only dare to talk about it.

At first, Gouwa thought it was the flowers on her ears that were working, but after a long time, she realized that they were asking him about Gao Zhijian.

At this time, a group of men from Qingqiu, shirtless, galloped past on horseback, attracting women's exclamation.

After going around twice, one of the Qingqiu men suddenly came over with his horse stepping on the water. He looked at a woman with a big mouth with a silly smile, and stretched out his hand towards her.

"Hurry up, this guy is not bad! Look at his arm!"

"That's right, Lan'er, didn't you say you also liked him at night?"

"We can't pick any more, Lan'er."

When they saw the woman named Lan'er being led onto the horseback, there were booing sounds from both men and women.

"What's the matter, what's the matter!" Gou Wa's face was full of disdain.

"That~~! On the head of the willow on the moon, I made an appointment with that. After noon!"

"Okay, Xiucai, stop howling! You have been howling for an hour, has anyone looked at you once?"

Gou Wa looked at the young man beside him with disgust, he shouldn't be with him today, it's useless at all.

"I still don't believe it, I can be upstaged by this dark dwarf!"

Gouwa thought for a while, then took out a small wooden pipe from his waist, took out a needle wrapped with white silk, and stuffed it in through the tail.

"Ahem! Ladies, look carefully, this is a supernatural power I learned from a real person! This is nothing else, this is a supernatural power~"

Seeing that everyone was looking over, Gouwa's face became more and more complacent, and he began to hold the pipe and started to chatter.

"Hey~ What is it to know how to ride a horse? Can it compare with me?"

"Look well, don't blink, this is not something ordinary people can see!"

As Gou Wa said, he led a sheep, put the wooden pipe near his mouth, and breathed heavily into the sheep's head.

The next moment, his face turned red and he covered his neck with both hands in panic.

"Ka~~ka~"

　Thank you for the reward of the 10W starting point coin of Roumantou, the leader who runs!
　
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