Weird fairy

Chapter 21
Looking at the two fist-sized red pills with metallic luster, the two wriggling flesh pills, and the two rotten black pills with a very pungent smell.

Li Huowang nodded in satisfaction. He put everything he could think of into it. With so much material in it, it would definitely eat the dead without leaving any life.

A stick of incense was inserted next to it, which represented the rest of the year. According to the kung fu he made up, he had to practice it at the moment of the new year to absorb the spiritual energy from heaven.

Li Huowang sat cross-legged, and first picked up a fist-sized red pill and was always ready.Dying soon, he found himself surprisingly calm.

Yes, he didn't prepare any backhand at all.

Li Huowang understood that he must eat these pills, and if he didn't take them, Danyang Zi would definitely not be able to eat them.

Don't look at the New Year's Eve dinner just now, pretending to be kind, but what he said about becoming a fairy together is actually to get himself to test the medicine.

But Dan Yangzi never counted, and Li Huowang didn't care about his own life at all.

Li Huowang has long been indifferent to life and death, and he does not belong here in the first place.

The only purpose of my life now is to watch such disgusting garbage as Dan Yangzi walk into the cemetery under my guidance.

At this time, Dan Yangzi was sitting opposite him, and also picked up a red pill first.

Under the watchful eyes of the two, the fire point of the stick of incense gradually decreased.

Just when the stick of incense was about to burn out, Li Huowang took a deep breath, put the pill in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it whole.

But at this time, Danyangzi stopped when he was about to take the elixir, and stared at Li Huowang's actions with all his attention.

At this time, Li Huowang, whose expression was a little excited, didn't seem to have seen it. After swallowing the remaining two pills, he closed his eyes and put his hands on his knees.

Sweat dripped from his face, and Li Huowang's body began to tremble while meditating, but an uncontrollable ecstasy gradually appeared on his face.

"I have a lot of innate spiritual energy! This...these are...so that's how it is, I've realized it, I've realized it!! I'm going to become a fairy~!"

There was a trace of anxiety in Dan Yangzi's eyes when he heard this, but he still didn't take the pill immediately, and he didn't gobble up the three pills until he saw wisps of white smoke starting to rise from Li Huowang's head.

When Dan Yangzi, who was sitting cross-legged, closed his eyes and began to run the big and small circles, Li Huowang slowly opened his eyes. He looked at the master in front of him with a wider smile than before.

When he saw that Danyangzi's head was emitting white smoke like his own, and some black things were crawling along his blood vessels all over his body, he sat cross-legged until his legs loosened, Li Huowang clutched his painful stomach and went crazy Haha laughed.

"Hahaha, lame head! Lame head!! You won't be able to cultivate into a fairy! You can only become a ghost. Let's form a companion together on the Naihe Bridge, hahaha!!"

Dan Yangzi seemed to have heard it, but he didn't react at all. He closed his eyes and clenched his teeth, sitting cross-legged on the spot and crazily running the internal and external Great Circuit.

"Are you still practicing? I made it all up! I copied it from Xianxia novels, hahaha, ouch, my stomach hurts, hahaha."

Li Huowang prostrated himself on the ground, slowly crawled to Danyangzi's side, looked at his pale face with a smirk, raised his right hand tremblingly, and slapped him across the face. "Hey, are you deaf? The uncle is talking to you."

Another backhand slap was thrown, but Dan Yangzi still didn't make any movement.

Li Huowang tremblingly took out a elixir and stuffed it into his mouth, and then his veins burst out, feeling full of strength.

"I said stop practicing! Didn't you hear?" Li Huowang punched Dan Yangzi's face, directly denting his mouth and nose.

Dan Yangzi, who was full of blood, opened his eyes suddenly, and glared at Li Huowang viciously. With a wave of his Taoist robe, Li Huowang was thrown into the air.

"Go away! You evil spirits don't want to hinder Master Dao from becoming a fairy!! I'm going to become a fairy soon! Master Patriarch is coming to pick me up soon!"

Li Huowang didn't sit up again, just lay on the ground and looked at him, muttering to himself: "Crazy, this guy is completely driven crazy by his obsession with wanting to become a fairy. Ouch, my stomach really hurts."

Just like that, one sitting cross-legged and the other lying down, time passed by little by little.And Li Huowang's abdominal pain became more and more severe, and under the instinctive trend, his body bowed into a shrimp shape.

"Hiss, why is it so painful, how long will I suffer, I really regret that I didn't prepare a knife to wipe my neck just now," Li Huowang, bowed like a shrimp, rolled on the ground in pain.

Under the severe pain, Li Huowang's consciousness gradually fell into a blur. In confusion, he saw Yang Na's face again. "Yang Na, are you here to pick me up?"

Yang Na's face quickly melted and reassembled into the face of her attending doctor. "Bed No. 14 is confused, preliminarily judged to be food poisoning! Quick! Bring the electric suction device over and perform gastric lavage!"

Li Huowang slowly closed his eyes, and an extremely soft voice slipped out of his lips.

"Wash your uncle's stomach. Don't forget, you are in a hospital for mental illness. How can there be a gastric lavage machine? Can you hallucinations? Be more logical."

After saying the last sentence, Li Huowang's consciousness lost his sense of his surroundings.

He feels better now that his stomach pain is finally gone.

Li Huowang felt that his body was constantly falling but could not reach the bottom.

"Huo Wang, hold on, you promised me!" A hazy and urgent female voice exploded in his ears.

I don't know how long it has passed, Li Huowang suddenly opened his eyes, and he began to vomit profusely with his hands on the ground.

Li Huowang vomited out a mass of deformed flesh and blood with a little hair mixed with black water, mixed with dumpling crumbs, and a few pieces of internal organs.

The flesh and blood lying in the black water stopped moving after a few moves.

Everything that happened suddenly made Li Huowang stunned in place. He was still alive?How is this possible?If he is still alive, isn't that Dan Yangzi——!
Thinking of this, Li Huowang immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and subconsciously turned his head to look.Then his mouth involuntarily opened to the maximum. "I'm going, he has become a god... what?"

He saw that the body of his cheap master had been completely deformed, with three big ferocious mouths protruding from his head, and they were full of disgusting yellow teeth, entangled with each other and opened wide towards the roof.

Apart from his head, his body has also undergone major changes, the feathers stuck to the asphalt are like sharp thorns, abruptly drilled out of the flesh and blood.

"What is this? Three flowers lift the top, become immortal?"

Just when this idea burst out of Li Huowang's head, the three mouths opened to the maximum, and three voices of Danyangzi's youth, middle age and old age came out at the same time. "So that's it, Master Dao, I've realized it, I've realized it!! Hahaha!!"

"Bump!!" With an explosion, Dan Yangzi's deformed body exploded instantly.Flesh and blood splattered throughout the alchemy room.

(End of this chapter)