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Chapter 346 Before the Game (4K)

[The Times: Mars hits the Earth!The four teams in the UEFA Champions League semi-finals have been played!Barcelona VS Liverpool; AC Milan VS Arsenal!
Is Barcelona, ​​which won the Champions League last season, the continuation of the dynasty epic, or is the "lucky" Liverpool alive? !
Is it AC Milan's revenge for the Champions League final two years ago, or is Arsenal returning to the top of the mountain? !Everything will be revealed at [-] pm on Saturday! 】

[Gazzetta dello Sport: Ancelotti said in an interview recently, "Our whole team is ready. We have worked hard for two years to wait for this day. No one will forget that we were killed at the last minute in the Champions League final." Feel.

phone door?Yes, to be honest, this incident did have some impact on our team. We lost our main scorer Shevchenko, and there are no important signings, but obviously, you have seen one of the strongest players this season. Kaka, he is omnipotent on the field. "]

[Daily Mail: Recently Wenger was interviewed "Yes, I know. Now many fans in the outside world call Henry, Ronaldinho, Messi and Xiaomo the strongest four, but in fact, if they pay attention Every time Kaka plays, they will know that this year's Kaka is absolutely phenomenal.

Yes, in my mind Kaka is at the same level as the four of them.

Complimenting the opposing player too much?Oh no no no, you don't know our Arsenal, you don't know my players, they will only be more excited to face a strong opponent.

Yes, AC Milan will never be able to climb our mountain. We are here to win the championship this year. "]

Over the mountain!

AC Milan can never beat Arsenal!
Before the game started, the outside world was full of noise because of Wenger's provocative remarks!
Many netizens bombarded Wenger for being too arrogant on Mmc, and many netizens directly called Wenger's true temperament, and at the same time gave examples of what Wenger said must be done.

Three years ago, in the season when Arsenal won the championship undefeated, Wenger directly spoke to the media at the beginning of the season, saying that he wanted to win the championship undefeated.

There is indeed a precedent, but most netizens are still mocking Wenger. After all, AC Milan has more background than Arsenal and has more fans. In terms of star benefits, Kaka plus Maldini and Pirlo and others The combination is not weaker than Chen Mo Henry in popularity.

Football is like this, everyone has their favorite players and it is normal to have disputes.

However, compared to foreign fans who are discussing Wenger's rhetoric, the direction of domestic discussions in Longguo is not on this side. Under the leadership of Tianxia Football, they directly started Huashan Lunjian!

There is no other reason, the main reason is that Liu Shenxian's Little Dragon Girl has become popular all over the country this year, and any elementary school student who can't do one or two moves of the Six Meridian Sword and the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon will not be able to keep up with the trend.

World Football is also taking advantage of this momentum to come up with a new five wonders in football.

Ever since, Chen Mo and others have been labeled as the evil monk and the northern hero, but...
World Football has also played a hundred and eight players in football before, and was sought after by many fans, but this time World Football encountered Waterloo.

The main reason is that it is difficult to distinguish. Tianxia Football refers to Kaka as Bei Xia, saying that he is willing to stay behind when AC Milan is in crisis, he has a chivalrous style, and his fierce style of play is a bit like the eighteen palms of the dragon.

Ronaldinho is Dongxie, with a gorgeous and artistic style of play, and his off-court scandals are endless, which can be regarded as a match for Huang Yaoshi, who is both righteous and evil.

These two are actually okay, but the remaining three positions are a bit messed up.

Macy has become a monk who sees through the world of mortals, Henry, who just divorced his wife, has become a Xikuang Yang Guo who loves only one person in his life, and Chen Mo has directly become a supernatural power.

The name is very blunt, but the goal of World Football has indeed been achieved-causing widespread discussion.

Some people say that Chen Mo is the madman. After all, Yang Guo is the most unrestrained man in Jin Yong's works, and Yuechi Xun is also very beautiful. Some people say that Messi must have practiced the nine Yin scriptures wrongly, but he turned out to be invincible in the world. Ouyang Feng, and some people say that Ronaldinho is the real naughty boy with supernatural powers
It was something that was completely out of line, and it is normal to have discrepancies, but the discussions among netizens were extremely heated, and everyone said it seemed to be true.

However, it doesn't matter what the discussion is about. Tianxia Football has indeed eaten a lot of ratings and popularity, and Chen Mo and others have gained a lot of new fans in Longguo because of this.

In such an increasingly warm atmosphere, time passed day by day.

After the Champions League group stage, there is a rest period of two or three months, but after entering the knockout stage, it is almost half a month.

On April 4st, the last league game before the semi-finals of the Champions League, the No.1 round of the Premier League, Arsenal played against Sheffield United at home.

Sheffield United is currently ranked No.18 in the Premier League, and is already in the relegation zone of the bottom three. However, this year is the most tragic relegation battle in the entire history of the Premier League. It only looks like five or six points.

Even if they are ranked No.18, as long as they perform well in the next few games, Sheffield United still has hope of relegation, but after all, it is a relegation team, and there should not be large-scale discussions between the two sides, but there is a powerful figure in Sheffield United— —Li Xiaotie.

Yes, that little blow iron who is stepping on the sewing machine.

This once again whetted the appetite of Longguo fans.

To be honest, Xiaotie's strength is not bad among Asian players, and he is famous for being able to run, but the main reason why he can attract attention is because General Fan and Sun Jihai have left the five major leagues.

Now the only "own people" that Longguo can see in the five major leagues are him, Li Xiaotie, and Chen Tao, who was sent to the Crystal Palace by Fade Chen three months ago in Dongchuang.

However, Li Xiaotie didn't have any exciting shots in this game. He is a midfielder, and no midfielder in the world is willing to face Chen Mo.

In the 303rd minute of the game, Arsenal took a big goal kick, and Chen Mo stopped the ball against Li Xiaotie's chest in the frontcourt.

With his back to the opponent's goal and the ball unloaded to the left, Li Xiaotie immediately shifted his center of gravity to the left when he saw this, but at this moment Chen Mo suddenly leaned back, and the huge force directly pushed Li Xiaotie back against his upper body. With the foot as the axis, suddenly turn to the left while smashing the ball with the right foot!

Wear crotch!

Turn around and wear crotch!

Seeing that Chen Mo easily passed him, Li Xiaotie, not to be outdone, turned around and chased back while stretching out his foot to steal the ball. His left thigh collided with Chen Mo's right thigh which was heading forward. The next second, Li Xiaotie's left foot He was directly hit and thrown to the right, and fell to the ground in a circle.

Chen Mo holds the ball, and the whistle of the Premier League is too loose, so naturally this kind of ball will not be blown.

After passing Li Xiaotie, Chen Mo dribbled the ball straight to the top of the arc. At the same time, Henry and Di Maria on the wing were also slanting into Sheffield United's penalty area at high speed, with Giroud as the wall at the center.

Under such circumstances, the opponent's central defender didn't dare to go up rashly, and retreated all the way to the center of the penalty area. Finally, Chen Mo shot through the upper right corner of the goal with a kick at the top of the arc.

One to zero!

But in the next game, Sheffield United did not get depressed, and they still attacked and played, and the offensive became more and more fierce.

There is no way, the main reason is that there is really no way out, this loss is not just a loss, it may even directly lead to the team's relegation!And their relegation team does not exist to save their energy to compete for the cup.

Football is round.

With Sheffield United's mad dog style of play that is not afraid of injuries, the final score was fixed as a one-to-one tie.

Sheffield United took their coveted point and Arsenal had nothing to lose.

Now they are third in the league. Although it is still possible to catch the second Chelsea, there is really no chance to kill the first Liverpool.

Yes, Liverpool are number one in the league.

It's a very strange scene. This season, Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United are fighting to the death. All the news is about the three of them, but Liverpool has quietly reached the top of the league. Not only the top of the league, but also the Champions League. In the semi-finals, it can be said to be a bumper year.

This is not only because Arsenal is in financial crisis, Manchester United is rebuilding, and Chelsea is also facing the external environment of coaching crisis.

It is also because Liverpool's set is not weak, but the team without the top superstars has formed a very cohesive group in the past two or three years.

However, Chen Mo is not paying too much attention to Liverpool at present, after all, their number one enemy is AC Milan!

Time flies like water, under the long-awaited, the day finally arrived on April 2007, 4! .
"Welcome all viewers and friends to the CCTV5 football channel. I am Zhang Qi, the reporter in front of me. I am currently in the Islington area of ​​North London. Now, you can see a very magnificent football stadium behind me. The stadium, here is the Iron Throne in the hearts of countless Arsenal fans - the Emirates Stadium.

Well, I know this place may be a bit far from the main entrance, and I can't see it clearly, but please don't worry yet.There is a surprise next!Let me solemnly introduce today's special guest interviewer, Arsenal's major shareholder - Ms. Hill, welcome. "

"This woman is so beautiful?! Viagra Viagra! Come and see! Damn! This woman is so beautiful!"

"What? This is the beginning?! Isn't it three o'clock?"

Longguo, Qianhu City, Hanwu University, Room 404, four men's dorms.

At 02:30 in the morning, the campus was completely silent, holding a roll of paper in his left hand, and a copy of "We Are the Champions" under his right arm. Hearing the exclamation of his roommate, Wang Wei, who had just come out of the toilet and was still pulling up his pants, was taken aback.

"It's not a competition! Come and see, this blonde girl with big tits is so energetic!"

On the desk under the bed, three shirtless roommates waving excitedly at him in a circle in front of the computer screen.

Spiritual girl?

Wang Wei became interested, and quickly put the roll of paper on the water dispenser and moved behind his roommate. Looking at Keli who was greeting the camera in the picture, his eyes widened.

"I'm grass, it's really good to grow!"

"Yeah, it's sweet and flirtatious, with a big butt, damn it! Damn it! Look at the curve on the stairs!"

"Damn it, the key is that she still has money. If she gets married, at least she will save a lifetime of struggle."

The roommate was very envious, Wang Wei nodded and said curiously: "It is indeed a long spirit, but the competition is about to start, right? Is this reporter still messing around outside?"

"I don't know, it's a surprise."

"What a surprise, it's better to let me watch the game earlier!"

A few people chattered, and the camera on the screen followed Keli to the Arsenal team logo at the main entrance of the stadium.

The team logo is still the original team logo, but there is a huge red curtain on the wall next to the team logo.

What's inside?
Wang Wei and the others looked at each other, but at this moment, under the instruction of Keli in front of the camera, the staff on the court put down the red screen, and the next second, Wang Wei and others' eyes widened!
"Fuck! This riding horse is too handsome!"

The voice was not from Wang Wei, but from the bedroom next door!

Not only the dormitory next door, but all the Arsenal fans who were staying up late watching the game all over the country exclaimed!
Under everyone's gaze, as the red curtain fell, three huge posters of Chen Mo appeared in front of everyone!

The first one is Chen Mo picking the ball from the right side of the goal, and the ball stagnates above the Manchester United goalkeeper Howard who is flying out.

This picture is Chen Mo's first goal after joining Arsenal!
The second picture is Chen Mo sitting cross-legged on the grass in front of the bench without anesthesia and stitches, his eyes staring at him!
This picture is the focus of the battle with Manchester United last season!
In Chapter 3, Chen Mo ran wildly from the right, and Marseille rounded past Maldini and Kaka's inverted L-shaped blockade!
This picture is the best individual goal of the Champions League final two years ago!
Looking at the screen and listening to the reporter's rambling narration, all the Arsenal fans in front of the screen fell into memories, while at the scene, outside the Arsenal stadium, all the Arsenal fans who passed by and saw this scene were stunned. Mouth exclaimed!
Happiness came too suddenly! .
"Why is it so noisy outside?"

In the player channel, Chen Mo, who was chatting with Kaka, was stunned when he heard the sound of "Oh!" outside the stadium.

"Who knows, maybe your fans are causing trouble again."

Kaka laughed and teased, Chen Mo rolled his eyes: "Fuck you, Arsenal fans are all good people, okay? But, I heard that you AC Milan fans regard you as a savior, and I don't know if they will do so after this game. Don't think so."

provocative!

Naked provocation!

But we have known each other for many years, and Kaka has long been used to Chen Mo's bad personality, rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said with a smile: "It's alright, alright, you should think about what snacks to eat when you watch me play in the final."

"You think that old bone of Maldini can guard me?"

"Do you think your paper defense can stop me?"

"...a sharp-mouthed little bitch."

There was no bargain in his mouth, so Chen Mo forced him in a low voice, and at this moment, the announcement of his appearance came from the loudspeaker.

　One more chapter later.

Then, to complain, Ronaldo is really getting more and more abstract.

Choke
I don't want to write about him going to Real Madrid, I really can't write about his highlights.

　
(End of this chapter)