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Chapter 481 How to Hunt Smart People

As long as she is pregnant, Yu Xiurong will wear a very old-fashioned light blue forehead. The last time she wore this forehead, she got a pair of children in one fell swoop. This time, she is going to reappear the glory of the past .

It's a pity that the child's age is too young, and even Sun Shenxian can't figure out whether it is one or two.

Touching her flat belly, Yu Xiurong pushed her breasts up again, and said to the terrified Naha with a smile, "Come here, you kid ran like crazy again, your hair is messed up.

After tidying up the four children sitting side by side on the edge of the bed like fairies, Yu Xiurong clapped his hands in satisfaction, indicating that the four of them can go to the yard to play. In this way, the gentle lady who just entered the door, Mrs. Di Renjie, In addition, when Gongsun and the others entered the door, they happened to see four children who looked like golden boys and jade girls.

And she just came out to say a few words of modesty after these people praised the child, and then just rightly said that she was pregnant again, so that she could attract another wave of admiration.

Don't look at such a thing as boring and naive, but in the circle of ladies, this is the big deal.

It is very important for a big family that a housewife can bear children. If a housewife can give birth to seven or eight legitimate sons and daughters in one go, even the head of the house will not dare to do anything to her.

Even if there is a concubine in the family, they must be trembling and dare not make any mistakes.

Once the children and grandchildren are scattered, such a headed housewife is definitely the pillar of family unity.

If this housewife lived longer, she would undoubtedly be the happiest woman in the world.

Thinking of this, Yu Xiurong touched his flat stomach again, wishing it would bulge up immediately, so as to have more prestige.

Hearing Gongsun's loud voice rang out in the yard, Yu Xiurong straightened his ponytail and greeted him with a smile on his face...

At this moment, Yun Chu was entertaining the most inconspicuous female official around Wu Mei in the back kitchen of the big dining hall, very respectful.

Others might think that the nuns around Wu Mei are the most valued people by the queen, but through Li Hong, Yunchu knows that only this female official named Chun is the person Wu Mei trusts the most.

Because, only this Sister Chun is qualified to cover the sleeping Wu Mei with a quilt, and only she is qualified to comb Wu Mei's hair, and even lie on the same bed with Wu Mei when the emperor is away.

Grandma Chun is not good-looking at all. Although she is called Nanny, she is only 21 and [-]. She is tall and healthy with thick hands and feet, which looks like a rough maid.

Wu Mei didn't have a maid before she entered the palace, and she was assigned this spring maid from the Huanyi Bureau only after she entered the palace in the 11th year of Zhenguan.

From then on, Maid Chun never left her again. Whether she was in Taizong Talent Palace, became a monk at Ganye Temple, or saw the light of day again, and finally ascended to the throne of Queen, she was always accompanied by this maid from Chun. Became the daughter of Mother Chun.

It doesn't make sense to say that, the biggest reason why Nanny Chun likes to come to Yunchu's house is that only here in Yunchu can she have a hearty meal of meat and bring back a lot of delicious meat.

Ever since the master she served was removed from the Ganye Temple by the emperor, Mother Chun had no interest in money.

In her opinion, instead of giving her a piece of gold, it is really better to give her a piece of delicious meat of the same weight.

Therefore, whenever Madam Chun said to find a secluded place to talk, Yunchu would usually take her to the meat cooking area of ​​the big cafeteria.

The meat here is usually piled up like a mountain, but today, because the Chinese New Year is coming soon, when Madam Chun saw 10,000+ catties of commercial cooked meat piled up in the yard, it was like seeing heaven.

She was originally a child of a poor family, so she couldn't enjoy those rich and rich things, she only recognized meat!No matter how good it is, no matter how expensive the soup is, it can't compare to a solid piece of meat.

Seeing Sister Chun who looked like a mouse that had entered the rice warehouse, Yunchu couldn't feel any desire to befriend this Sister Chun, really not at all.

Mother Chun is a relatively stupid woman, but she is also a woman who knows that she is a fool.

Therefore, as long as she leaves Wu Mei's side, she will recount the people and things she met to Wu Mei verbatim after she goes back.

Mother Chun is relatively stupid, but no one dares to say that Wu Mei is an idiot, so if she wants to lie to Mother Chun, it is tantamount to lying to Wu Mei.

Yun Chu didn't dare to take any risks when facing Wu Mei, a ghostly woman, so he could only follow her mind and take her away from the mountain of meat in Jinchangfang.

"The queen said that the last part of the song you sang in the imperial city was laughing at her!"

Sister Chun was holding a huge crispy pork knuckle in one hand, and a fried fish weighing five catties in the other. While talking in her mouth, her eyes were fixed on the large pieces of beef in the basket.

"I'm wronged, there's absolutely no such thing, it's just a barbarian tune that I hummed casually on a whim, and there is absolutely no intention to insinuate the queen."

Such a stupid woman is one of the ten highest-ranking people in the palace. When it comes to rank, she is the holder of the fourth rank, the eunuch, and the highest rank among court ladies.

"The queen forgives you magnanimously, but you have to remove the word that alludes to the queen in the last sentence.

Hurry up, change it now, so I can go back and report to the queen. "

Of course Yunchu knew what was wrong, so he quickly added the words that Ruanrou helped him correct, and sang it again.

Sister Chun suppressed her saliva, stubbornly sang along with Yunchu, and then told Yunchu to turn around and talk to her behind his back.

In fact, after turning around, Yunchu didn't say a word, neither did Grandma Chun, and Yunchu only heard the sound of Nanny Chun gobbling meat.

When Nanny Chun started hiccupping after eating, Yunchu handed her wine jug back to Nanny Chun, telling her that it was filled with sweet rice wine, which was just to moisten her throat at this time.

After another burst of drinking water, Yunchu heard the sound of biting pig tendons. The stewed pig's feet in Jinchangfang are famous all over Chang'an, and the most delicious part is the tendons inside the pig's feet. The meat is rotten The tendon still has a little bit of chewiness, and it feels very fulfilling to eat.

Grandma Chun gnawed on the tendons for a long time, and Yunchu reckoned that this was another four pig's trotters, and they were all the most delicious front hooves.

Grandma Chun is one of the most meat-eating people Yunchu has ever met, and she is also one of the most meat-eating people. Just look at the bare bones under her feet that have been gnawed to the point that there is not even a trace of meat left. She is absolutely serious about eating meat.

"A few days ago, Jinchangfang bought some donkeys and killed them to cook the meat. I didn't expect the donkey meat to taste very good after cooking. You might as well try it and bring some back to the queen."

Yunchu actively suggested donkey meat to Madam Chun, because it would be an important part of the meat industry in Jinchangfang. It was easier to raise than cattle, and it could also be used as a labor animal. It was a good meat .

"Where is it?" Sister Chun asked after spitting out a bone.

"Follow me!" Seeing that Nanny Chun had almost eaten, Yunchu led her through the forested mountains of meat to another place full of big bamboo baskets.

"All of them are thin and not tasty!"

Yun Chu smiled and tore off half of the donkey ribs with his bare hands, and gave half to Nanny Chun, and took the other half and began to gnaw wildly.

Eating meat alone is not very interesting, especially when there is too much meat to eat.

When Yunchu was biting the ribs of the donkey, he also took out a head of garlic and handed it to Madam Chun, saying, "A bite of meat and a bite of garlic is the best taste in the world."

Grandma Chun disliked the strong taste of garlic, but seeing Yunchu throwing a head of garlic into her mouth and chewing on a mouthful of donkey meat was too tempting, she tried throwing garlic cloves into her mouth before eating the meat.

Once I eat it, I can't stop.

After half a donkey was eaten, Yun Chu couldn't eat any more, and Aunt Chun was almost finished, so the meat-eating meeting was over.

Then, Yunchu carried a big bamboo basket and followed behind Aunt Chun, constantly introducing the types of meat to Aunt Chun, and then picking up the meat for Aunt Chun.

After a while, the basket was full, and Madam Chun still stared at the undiminished meat mountain in front of her eyes.

Yun Chu said: "There are still bamboo baskets."

Mother Chun said: "The queen never allows me to take more than a basketful of things." After speaking, although she still lingered, she resolutely left the meat cooking area of ​​the big kitchen.

Seeing Madam Chun leave Jinchang Fang in a carriage, Yunchu was relieved. Being with the stupid Madam Chun just now made his cleverness useless, and all the energy used in the whole process It is the hard power of eating meat, which is more thrilling than confronting an old thief like Li Ji.

The main reason is that people like Madam Chun are too worth buying. Yun Chu has been strongly restraining himself from having such thoughts along the way, which makes him feel exhausted.

The reason why he strongly restrained himself was because he vaguely felt that this damn thing was probably a trap, a trap from Wu Mei. Yun Chu even thought that anyone who wanted to bribe Chun Nai to do things for him must be dead. awful.

When Mother Chun, who smelled like meat and smelled of garlic, came back to Wu Mei, Wu Mei retched twice from the smell on Mother Chun, motioned her to stand outside the door, and then asked, "What's the matter?" Have my words been brought to Yunchu? Does he deny that he is alluding to me?"

Nurse Chun let out a long belch and said, "Yes, Yun Chu said that he had absolutely no intention of implying the queen, and even changed the last sentence on the spot.

It became "I wish she would take a thin leather whip and keep hitting me lightly..."

Wu Mei nodded and said: "It's not bad, from tyranny to flirting between lovers, it's finally in tune with the whole song.

By the way, what else did he say to you? "

Mother Chun said: "Yun Chu said that donkey meat is delicious, and that donkey meat tastes better when eaten with garlic cloves, so he ate half a donkey meat with his servant.

The servant girl also brought back a basket for the queen. "

Wu Mei said angrily: "You will be rewarded with that basket of meat, Yunchu didn't say anything else?"

Mother Chun shook her head and said, "No, just eat meat with me."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "There are more and more smart people in this world, and it is getting harder and harder to deceive."

　see you tomorrow

　
(End of this chapter)