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Chapter 205 The World’s Best Gourmet Club (2)

A tour group of 620 people was trapped in the carnival for twelve hours.

This is the effect that Yunchu wanted in Jinchangfang.

Only a carnival can make people forget the long time, and only a carnival can make these people who live a frugal life a rare generosity, because happiness is a priceless treasure.

However, anyone who enters Jinchangfang, no matter how beautiful the beauties on the stage, how enchanting the dance is, or how delightful jugglers are, unless they have already finished their meal because they came early, otherwise, their first The first choice is always - the big canteen.

September is the most abundant food in the society of Tang Dynasty. At this time, the autumn grain has been put into the bag, and the food that should be stored has been stored. In addition, in the past spring and summer, the weather in Chang'an was good, so I am willing to spend an extra two hundred There are still many people who come to Jinchangfang to open their eyes with money.

These people have never seen the so-called stunning beauties before, and now there are stunning beauties wearing few and thin clothes, singing, dancing, and sword dancing on the stage, some soft-boned beauties can even put their heads on their buttocks, Put yourself in a bucket...

There is a fat orchid who can dance on a small table, spinning and jumping like a crazy lamb, but it is such a fat lamb, no matter how violent the jumping is, Always stand firmly on the table without falling off.

Watching Hu people dance, people actually don’t understand, especially those people in Jinchangfang who have just escaped from basic poverty. They just want to see when that orchid wearing a big skirt but showing her legs will fall off the table in order to show more thighs.

Every time they almost fell, people would exclaim, and when they didn't fall in the end, they all expressed regret in unison.

However, this orchid finally fell as everyone wished, but she didn't show her legs, but her chest was white and greasy, which made people dazzled.

Just like that, after getting up with great difficulty, he held his hip that seemed to be hurting from the fall, and told all the audience in stammering Chinese dialect that the reason for the fall was entirely due to the restraint of clothes, and next time, he planned to wear less The clothes come out and continue to dance for everyone to see.

If you fall down again at that time, please cover your eyes and don't want to see her embarrassed appearance...

The women on the swing were neatly dressed, but people quickly noticed the difference. After every few swings on the swing, the beauty's skin would shed. Wing's clothes fell from the sky.

The curious people raised their heads and stared at the enchanting dancer without blinking, for fear of missing some details.

As a result, when one of the clothes on the dancer's body fell off, the dancer's two bare arms were exposed. Just when people continued to expect that her clothes would continue to fall off, the swing set slowly stopped.

However, a little boy standing on the edge of the swing frame secretly said to the audience in front of him: "Tomorrow, the clothes prepared by her wife will be gone..."

At the beginning of Yun, Di Renjie watched the two performances with great interest, and felt that they were very good. They were both colorful but not vulgar, vulgar but not flattering.

Very good dances such as "Caiwei" and "Southern Wind" do not move for a long time, and they are still cold when they move.

Such a good thing is not suitable to appear on this kind of carnival occasion for the whole people. The real good show is what the common people like to see.

They like to see the beautiful woman turn her belly and show her navel at every turn, or see a small half of a pimple-shaped jade bowl through the beautiful woman's wide sleeves.

Qiuniang obviously knows what is the spirit of mass entertainment, so today, she has a black mole the size of a soybean on the corner of her mouth.

It's strange, after she clicked on this mole, her voice became slightly hoarse, and she pointed out to Yunchu the shortcomings of the performance of the two beauties, Hu and Han, with a professional spirit.

"Hu Ji is too stupid, Shi Qi Niang is too smart, Hu Ji dances Hu Xuan very well, and everyone knows that today, it doesn't matter whether she dances Hu Xuan well or not, the important thing is to let others be willing to dance with bamboo chips. into her bamboo basket.

This is a real money transaction, not a dance and a take away.

Hu Ji has big breasts, so she needs to show some of them, even if she shows one when she falls, but she stupidly wraps herself up tightly, wasting a good opportunity for hundreds of people to watch, she is so angry, Go back and beat her with a whip.

Seventeen Niang has no breasts, so she will show her back. What kind of temptation is it to pull clothes one by one?The people watching here are not the young masters in the teaching workshop, they all have to pretend to be elegant, ordinary people like to watch ordinary things, and they have already seduced the people here to the point of dry mouth, and in the end they just show their shoulders It's over?
Go back and pump her. "

The red lips kept moving, and there was a black mole trembling brightly on the side. This dead woman made Yun Chu and Di Renjie bend over and run away just by saying a word.

"Tsk tsk, this is the real profession." Di Renjie finally straightened up, feeling sincerely.

"Unfortunately, Brother Wenrou is not here. If he were here, he would regret bringing his wife to visit Jinchangfang."

Yunchu is also very emotional. Datang’s brothel teaching workshop business started from Guan Zhong, and it has been more than 300 years until now. After countless generations of beauty lovers continue to develop, it has long surpassed what Yunchu has seen. The clubhouse of the era more than 300 years after the Tang Dynasty.

"Brother, I'm Xi'an..." As soon as he opened his mouth, he lost interest.

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "Hey, I'm getting married tomorrow, it's normal to bear it, why do you have to work so hard?"

"It's better to be fair about this kind of thing. A letter from Bingzhou's hometown said that my mother was suffering from typhoid fever. The young lady of the Wang family has been serving her for two months in her clothes. She is a really good girl.

She is a good girl, so I have to become a good boy. "

Yun Chu nodded, it seemed that the pursuit of fairness was what this guy had always pursued, and it was not surprising that he did such a thing.

Jinchangfang was overcrowded, and there were crowds of people everywhere, and the polo field was even more cheering.

After the two hurried over, they discovered that a group of women from the Jiaofang Division were playing polo.

Yun Chu glanced at it, and dragged away Naha, who was standing on the sidelines and shouting desperately... These dead women, relying on their equestrian skills, refused to put their buttocks on the saddle properly, but one by one Pouted buttocks that have become very large due to long riding time, just look at the hoarse people watching polo in the audience, and you will know that except for Naha, who is a serious polo watcher, the rest are all To see other people's ass.

"I want to play polo like this in the future!" Passing by a stall selling candied haws, Naha casually pulled three sticks from the straw bales, and gave one to each of Yunchu and Di Renjie.

Yun Chu stared at the candied haws in a daze for a moment, then grabbed Naha by the collar and lifted her up, shouting angrily, "You came into my study again?"

While biting the red candied haws without fear, Naha said to Yunchu: "28 Mother's father broke his leg while working at the Guangfufang construction site, and her brother went to the Guangfufang construction site to move bricks, but , her brother hurt his hand again, so he couldn't move bricks anymore.

Don't let Sanfei teach her how to make candied haws, what will you let her whole family eat? "

Yun Chu said angrily: "Except for my brother and I, there are poor people all over the world, right? I am not the only one who is not pitiful, am I?"

Naha bit another candied haws and said: "You are drunk, why are you still yelling in our yard? I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all my money is gone! I learned from you to be so generous." .”

Yun Chu was speechless, he stuffed Naha into Di Renjie's arms and said, "Here you are."

Di Renjie hugged Naha in surprise and laughed, "Is what you said true? If so, this girl will become my sister."

Naha kicked her legs, slipped down from Di Renjie's arms, took a few quick steps and grabbed Yunchu's hand, and said, "My brother is not short of money! If he is short of money, he can earn it back."

Seeing her sister's big eyes blinking, even though she was telling the truth, Yun Chu still wanted to know who gave her the confidence to say so.

Back at the door of the house, the brothers and sisters found that there was a door god holding a halberd in front of the house.

Yun Chu leaned forward and said, "Brother Shou Yue, if you don't want to watch the singing and dancing, why did you come to my house to guard the gate?"

Pei Xingjian pulled a donkey's face and said: "Stop talking nonsense, let's play a game, the winner will have a food party next year, and the loser will challenge the winner next year, betting on the venue of the next food party."

Yun Chu smiled wryly, "Isn't that unreasonable?"

Pei Xingjian said: "Speaking of reason is reserved for literati. You and I are both warriors on the battlefield. Why don't you just use your sword to speak, win with integrity, and lose with integrity. This is what a man should do."

Yunchu carefully pushed away the halberd that was already on his face with his hands, and said with great pain: "Brother Shouyue, you really can't study with Liang Gong anymore, we are different from them, we both came from Jinshi, belong to The new generation of fierce generals with both civil and military skills is very different from their reckless ones.

You can't always occupy a rudeness and use it to your death. "

Pei Xingjian sneered and said: "Okay, let's be reasonable, first you tell me about the matter of stripping off Gongsun's coat with a whip in front of me."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Yunchu to reply, he pointed to Di Renjie and said, "After the battle between me and Yunchu is over, I will fight you, a shameless bastard!"

Unlike Yun Chu, who still had the intention of fighting against Pei Xingjian's challenge, Di Renjie, who was already fat, dared to fight Pei Xingjian, which was purely courting death.

However, he is also very clear that this is Pei Xingjian's trick designed by this idiot, and he just doesn't want to give Yunchu a reason to refuse.

Yun Chu sighed and said, "Even if you are asked to make and organize, do you know how to organize, how to arrange, how to publicize, and how to distribute profits?"

Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "If I beat you, I will naturally understand everything."

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