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Chapter 1274: Simple and effective is good

Yun Chu reached out and fished the naked Taiping out of the water, then held her slender waist and placed her on the low couch beside the bathtub. Taiping, with her seductive eyes, shyly covered her private parts, bit her lip and whispered, "This is my first experience of human relations, please have pity on me..."

Yun Chu's face wasn't expressionless either, in fact there was still some disdain in it.

As Taiping looked ready to be picked, he used the huge towel under Taiping to wrap her up like a big swaddle. Because Taiping was much bigger than a baby and her legs were too long, Yun Chu wrapped her in the swaddle like a candle.

It is said that if a child is wrapped in such a swaddling cloth from an early age, the child's legs will grow straighter.

Yun Chu carefully tied Taiping's lower body with a belt, and finally tied two beautiful bows around the waist and chest.

"You are much better than Sisi. That child has been stupid since she was young. Sometimes she peed or defecated but she didn't say a word. It was not until I opened her swaddling clothes that I realized she had found a lot of trouble for me.

In comparison, Yunjin is better than Sisi. Whenever she feels uncomfortable, she starts whining and then bursts into tears. I have no choice but to wash her and tie her up.

Speaking of it, you are the most troublesome child. You are so old, but you still play such jokes on your elders.

I know that you were frightened this time and wanted to ask your elders to plead for you, so you came to my house crying. Can I just stand by and do nothing?

Okay, don't be so naughty next time."

After settling the child, Yun Chu dived into the pool again and continued taking a bath.

When he raised his head from the water again, Taiping, who was tied in the candle bag, had disappeared.

In the pool next to it lay a guy whose face was blasted in oil.

Yun Chu wiped the water stains off his face and looked at Fei Jiu and said, "Why are you so useless?"

Fei Jiu leaned his head against the pool and said, "No matter how powerful I am, I can't beat fifty people by myself, and they are wearing armor and holding crossbows."

Yun Chu said softly: "It's not easy for you to be alive."

Fei Jiu also whispered, "I seemed to hear the voice of Princess Taiping. It was her words that kept me alive. Lord, was it dangerous just now?"

Yun Chu nodded and said, "The queen has done something cruel to me."

Fei Jiu was still waiting for Yun Chu to continue, but Yun Chu just lay in the pool without saying a word.

So Feijiu climbed out of the pool dripping wet.

Everyone knows that Yun Chu has only one wife. Some powerful people who have investigated Yun Chu even know that Yun Chu currently has only one woman, Yu Xiurong. When it comes to women, it is no exaggeration to call Yun Chu a role model in the Tang Dynasty.

How could a man like Yun Chu, who is in a high position and has a meticulous mind, be seduced by a little fledgling like Taiping?

Over the years, many people who have been specifically targeting Yun Chu have arranged many women for him in his life, using Yu Xiurong and Gongsun as models. Unfortunately, no matter how these women appeared in front of Yun Chu, in the end, they were all ignored by Yun Chu.

Therefore, the idea of ​​letting Taiping seduce Yunchu is fundamentally untrue.

Therefore, Yun Chu thought that the goal would be achieved as long as Taiping appeared naked in front of Yun Chu.

As for what they want to achieve, it is to create discord.

Since ancient times, sowing discord has been a tactic frequently used by conspirators, and its success rate is very good. Once this tactic is implemented, it not only costs little, but also often produces miraculous results.

Yun Chu, lying in the pool, removed the towel covering his face and sighed slightly. He felt that within a day, Emperor Li Zhi would know that his beloved daughter Taiping had spent some time naked in the same bathhouse with Yun Chu.

The social customs between men and women in the Tang Dynasty were influenced by the barbarian style, especially the royal family, who were very open-minded about matters between men and women. The princesses of the Tang Dynasty were once synonymous with promiscuity.

Taiping had a reputation as a playboy at a young age, which she learned from her aunts and great-aunts.

Li Zhi didn't care how many lovers Taiping had, but the only one he had to have was not Yun Chu.

Speaking of this, it is indeed a bit heartbreaking. Taiping is still a virgin at the moment. The only person who can make Taiping willingly carry out the seduction mission is the queen.

Moreover, the queen could be very sure that Taiping would not suffer any losses except exposing her body.

Thinking of this, even someone as powerful as Yun Chu felt a little tired.

Since ancient times, only human hearts are unpredictable.

Taiping was carried into a room by several strong palace maids. After she was placed on a large bed, an old maid personally untied Taiping's swaddling clothes.

Taiping, naked, lay on the big towel without any scruples and said to the old lady, "Am I not beautiful?"

As the old nanny put on Taiping's underwear, she said, "The princess is naturally beautiful."

Taiping said angrily, "Since I am beautiful, why does he look at me like a baby?"

The old lady smiled and said, "Because that person thinks he is your elder."

Taiping thought for a while and nodded, "That's right, he is actually a very good elder. I am sorry for him this time."

The old lady smiled and nodded, saying, "This matter must be kept secret."

Taiping rolled around on the bed helplessly and muttered, "Can you leave a few for me?"

The old nanny shook her head and said, "There will always be beautiful young men, but didn't the princess bring along her favorites, Xue Shao and Wu Youji?"

Taiping lay on the bed with her face pressed against a large towel. Her two jade-white legs were bent and almost pressed against her buttocks. She seemed not to have heard what the old lady said.

"Princess, you are the daughter of a dragon and a phoenix. You must not be tempted by mere lust."

Taiping said to himself: "Some people are different after all."

The old nanny sighed and said, "If Your Highness wants to have the same power as the Queen in the future, in the eyes of the Princess, all people in the world should be the same, and there shouldn't be any different people."

Taiping turned around and looked at the old nanny and said, "Mother likes Yunchu too, right?"

The old lady shook her head and said, "Nonsense."

Taiping laughed and said, "If mother didn't have feelings for Yun Chu, although Yun Chu is difficult to kill, he is not impossible to kill. There will be opportunities to kill him in the past twenty years."

Seeing Taiping's innocent smile, the old nanny stopped talking to her. If Yun Chu was really so easy to kill, the Queen would have done it long ago. It had nothing to do with whether she liked Yun Chu or not, it only had to do with the situation.

Taiping sat up from the bed, turned his head to look at the small garden outside the window, and suddenly said to the old nanny: "I want Nanny Chun to serve me."

The old nanny said calmly, "Why, this old slave is not as good as that idiot Chun?"

Taiping said quietly, "I like people around me to be idiots."

Yun Chu went to Wannian County Government Office early the next morning.

The county government office has become a refugee camp, with children crying, women shouting, and men scolding everywhere.

Under the threat of artillery, these once high and mighty people did not behave more elegantly than the common people.

There were six cannons placed at the gate of the Wannian County Government Office. In front of each cannon, there were four people standing, one holding a torch, one guarding the cannonball, one holding a mop, and another person had a row of cannon fuses of varying lengths inserted in his waist and a small flag in his hand.

Grand Commander Chang'an of the Hundred Cavalry Division and Chun'an were sitting on a chair. The cloaks behind them almost covered the chair, making it look like they were squatting in horse stance, which was very strange.

As soon as Yun Chu arrived in front of the cannon, He Chun waved the small flag in his hand, and the Hundred Cavalry Division in front of the cannon began to get busy.

Yun Chu jumped off his horse and said to He Chun, "Don't force me to beat you in public."

He Chun stood up and said to Yun Chu: "Your Majesty asked--"

Yun Chu bowed and said, "Your Highness answers——"

He Chun asked, "Am I cruel?"

Yun Chu said: "Anyone who dares to stroke the dragon's whiskers will die. There is nothing to say about this."

Hechun asked again: "Why are you standing by and watching, are you waiting?"

Yun Chu said: "Your Majesty is being unreasonable."

He Chun said, "Your Majesty has finished questioning."

Yun Chu stood up and said to He Chun, "Don't force me to beat you up when you are at your most proud."

He Chun looked at the cannons that had been loaded with gunpowder, shells, and fuses and said to Yun Chu, "Although I don't know what your majesty means, if you are willing to fire these six cannons at this moment, I think your majesty will look favorably upon you."

Yun Chu looked at He Chun and said, "Your Majesty has favored me since I was fifteen years old. Now, it has been more than twenty years. It has nothing to do with whether I light a cannon or not."

As he spoke, Yun Chu pulled out the fuses from the cannons one by one and threw them to the gunners under He Chun's regretful gaze.

Then he followed the black horse's butt and walked into the county government office.

As soon as he arrived at the back hall, Yun Chu immediately became the focus of everyone's attention.

"The county government provides meals. Go eat when you are hungry. Everyone needs to take good care of their children and not let them cry. Women should also be taken care of and not let them cry. This is the county government of the Tang Dynasty. How can it be so chaotic?"

Wu Chengsi came to Yun Chu with a gloomy face and asked, "Is this humble official doomed?"

Yun Chu glanced at Wu Chengsi and said, "You are doomed, but not now."

Lu Zhaolin also said, "It's happening again. When will it end?"

Yun Chu smiled bitterly and said, "Just hang in there. The current situation is much better than I expected."

Wu Chengsi gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to the front hall to work."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Sometimes you just have to be a bit naughty."

Lu Zhaolin and Yang Jiong immediately waved to the officials of Wannian County who were hiding in the back hall and said, "It's time to go to work."

As soon as he finished speaking, a fierce roar of artillery fire was heard. Lu Zhaolin screamed and fell to the ground. The people in the back hall also fell down one after another. The women screamed even more miserably. Some frightened children ran around crying like headless flies.

Only Yun Chu stood straight, a hint of cruelty flashed in his eyes, and he turned and left the back hall.

The bastard Hechun did not fire at the county government office, but the fierce sound of artillery fire eventually disrupted the order he had just organized.

(End of this chapter)