Father Han Gaozu

Chapter 41
As soon as Liu Chang arrived at Tianlu Pavilion, all the princes who were studying looked at him and laughed, and some shouted, "Eldest brother! You have a new scar on your butt!"

He didn't answer, he sat down in front of his desk, took out his textbook, and asked his valet for pen and ink.

They deliberately shouted: "I heard that you stole a little girl's snacks!"

Liu Chang's eyes widened, "How dare you be so filthy and innocent?"

"What's your innocence? You saw with your own eyes the day before yesterday that you were grabbing someone's snacks and being beaten by your mother!"

Liu Chang blushed, with blue veins on his forehead, arguing: "How can it be considered a robbery? I just wanted to ask where she bought it from, can it be considered a robbery?" What "must kill", "a gentleman's revenge" and the like, caused everyone to laugh, and the atmosphere inside and outside Tianlu Pavilion was full of joy.

Liu Chang is a meme-making machine in the palace. In this quiet, unsmiling, deep palace where everyone has a straight face, only Liu Chang can bring happiness to everyone.The interesting things in the palace, the things that can make everyone laugh, are probably made by Liu Chang.

For example, what is Liu Chang running around in the palace, and he gave the censor doctor a headbutt, and then the censor doctor proposed in the court meeting to stipulate a set of etiquette in the palace, including not being allowed to walk quickly, and not to bump into the censor Category.Another example is that Liu Chang stole a little girl's snacks, but she was the daughter of Marquis Wuyang, who was hanged and beaten by Empress Lu.
In an atmosphere of extreme depression, even breathing is a little difficult, it is also a pleasure to have such a living treasure.

Everything else was fine, but grabbing snacks really nailed Liu Chang to the rack of shame.

Liu Chang sometimes wondered, how will the history books record me?

If future generations saw in the history books that Liu Bang had a son who openly grabbed the little girl's snacks in the palace, would they laugh, or would they spit and scold a scumbag?

Liu Chang felt that he had to do something, so that he could not be nailed to the humiliation of history forever and be cast aside by future generations.

Among all the people who laughed at him, Ruyi was the most ruthless, which made the hatred between the two escalate again, but due to age and eloquence, most of the time, Liu Chang was the one who suffered.Once, he confidently got a big centipede and put it at Liu Ruyi's feet, trying to scare him.

As a result, Liu Ruyi was not afraid but rejoiced, and suddenly pulled out his sword, cut off the centipede with one sword, and brazenly boasted, "I finally have the achievements of my father!"

Bah, are you worthy too?
How can you play better than me?

Anyway, most of Liu Bang's children like to brag a bit, and Liu Hui, who is honest and friendly, is no exception.Sometimes, the brothers get together to brag, and the fourth brother always brags about his future ruling strategy. According to what he said, it seems that whichever vassal state he goes to, he can govern that vassal state even more than the state of Qi. Rich like.

Not to mention Ruyi, he always boasted that he would be the same as his father, and he would always be able to establish a reputation for immortality.

Liu Hui also occasionally bragged about his popularity, bragging that he knew almost all the attendants in the palace, and had a good friendship with them.

In this regard, Liu Chang only thinks that they are shameless, and it is better for him. He always seeks truth from facts and does not get infected with his father's bragging temper.

The same goes for Liu Ying. Although he always says that he is inadequate in all aspects and never talks about his strengths, the problem is that he always compares himself with some ceiling-level people, which is worse than saying that he is "not as good as Xiao He in governing the country and fighting wars." It’s not as good as Han Xin, and its strategy is not as good as Zhang Liang.” Can you look in the mirror before you compare yourself to those people?
Liu Chang felt that each of these heirs seemed to have inherited one of Liu Bang's advantages. The eldest brother inherited the softness, the second brother inherited the good, the Ruyi inherited the bad, the fourth brother inherited the benevolence, the fifth brother inherited the warmth, the sixth brother inherited low-key?The eighth brother can't see it yet. If he has to say it, his crying voice is quite like that of the father and emperor singing.

As for myself, basically all the advantages have been inherited, acting softly, being kind, benevolent and righteous, gentle and obedient, acting low-key, hey, perfect.

"You said not long ago that you wanted to practice martial arts with Marquis Wuyang. But you bullied Marquis Wuyang's daughter. I think you should consider finding a new teacher."

"What? The accuser is Fan Kuai's daughter??"

"My God. You don't even know that?? Read more books. Can you?"

Liu Chang was a little stunned. He thought about Fan Kuai's size, and suddenly felt a little timid. He looked at Liu Heng, who was beside him, and asked, "Fourth brother, I want to ask you something?"

"You said."

"If Marquis Wuyang wants to beat me, will Grandfather stop him?"

"Well, do you want to hear the truth?"

"Uh-huh."

"Be nice to that little girl. If Father finds out, he will call the Marquis of Wuyang to beat you together."

Even though thousands of people were reluctant, Liu Chang reluctantly changed his attitude towards that little girl, and this girl too. Since that day, she has often come to the palace for a walk, and she is called to visit her aunt, but in fact It was the one who came to show off in front of Chang Liu, holding different snacks every day, arrogantly eating in front of him, and acting coquettishly for his mother from time to time.

Grandma was also deceived by this little girl, holding her there all day to coax, hug and kiss, completely leaving Liu Chang aside.

Liu Chang sat beside him resentfully, squinting his eyes, sizing her up.

"Do you want to eat? I asked. I'm older than you. If you call me sister, I'll give you something to eat?"

"Okay, then give me something to eat, and I'll call you after you eat it."

Fan Qing squatted beside Liu Chang obediently, watching Liu Chang eat snacks slowly, full of expectations.

Liu Chang quickly finished eating.

"Okay, after eating, let's call."

"What's it called?"

"Call me sister!"

"why?"

"You just promised me!"

"Is there? Why didn't I know? Did you feed me? Do you have evidence?"

"Wow~~~"

Empress Lu suddenly wanted to go out.

Liu Ying personally came to the Jiaofang Hall.

"Mom, the journey is long, and now there are battles everywhere, please let me go."

Empress Lu glanced at Liu Ying, smiled disdainfully, and asked, "What did the four elders ask you to tell?"

"Yes."

Empress Lu frowned and reprimanded: "As the prince, did you learn this from them? The people of the Three Kingdoms are all suffering from war, shouldn't you do something? Are you the prince of the world? Or am I the only one? The prince of man?! Do you think that to be an emperor is to learn to be a saint?"

"If you can do something that benefits the country and the people, even if you don't come to see me again, I won't blame you. But if you can't do a good thing, you'll know that you'll be around me all day long to greet me. I won't take you seriously!"

"You are the prince! Go and do what the prince should do!"

Inexplicably reprimanded by Empress Lu, the prince bowed his head helplessly.

Why doesn't he want to do it?But if there is Empress Lu in domestic affairs and Xiao He in local affairs, what can he do?

Empress Lu sighed, "This time I'm going out, and domestic affairs will be left to you."

Liu Ying's eyes lit up and asked, "Can I decide for myself?"

Empress Lu was even more angry, "Could it be that someone is still tying your hands and feet?"

Liu Chang sat on the side and snickered, Empress Lu glared at him fiercely and scolded: "The prince is not like the prince, the prince is not like the prince!"

"Why does my mother come to scold me every time my elder brother makes my mother angry?"

Empress Lu gave her two sons a stern reprimand, and then quickly explained what she had to do to Liu Ying, "There are many people who fled because of the war. These people have no food and need clothes. You have to find a way to appease them. In areas such as Chu, Jing, Qi, and other areas, although no people have fled, but young people have all gone to the battlefield, you have to find a way or else the food production will decrease next year, and there will be serious problems.”

Liu Chang also listened carefully. In fact, although Grandma looks fierce, she has a good heart.In the Jiaofang Hall, I can often see my mother worrying about the situation in various places. Although she is a little strict, she is really doing things. Unlike someone, who knows how to drink and sing every day, and I have never seen him why. Worried look.

Of course, it may also be because I haven't seen him much time, and every time I see him at a banquet, I can only see him drinking and singing.

After explaining these things, Empress Lu was ready to leave.

With a smile on Liu Chang's face, my mother is gone!awesome!
This time, no one in the Jiaofang Palace can take care of him, his spring is here, he can make trouble as he wants, and bully whoever he wants to bully, right?Fan Qing, right?Hahaha, wait!
Just when Liu Chang was ecstatic, Empress Lu seemed to notice his appearance.

"Long walk with me."

(End of this chapter)