Mythic version of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 6593 Extra: Mutual Rescue of Garbage

"I warned you before not to mess with time. Now you're doomed!" Chen Xi said with a bit of despair as he looked at the intersection on a certain timeline.

"It's not hopeless yet. According to my observation, one of the locations where the time lines intersect is from the end of the Northern Song Dynasty to the beginning of the Southern Song Dynasty. We can focus all the possible branches of time on Zhao Gou. In this way, even if something unexpected happens, the Song Dynasty can't be rubbish again. After all, they can win even if they change dogs. Even if they are temporarily possessed, they can't be worse." Nanhua said with great confidence, "Although there are many kings who have lost their country in the past thousand years of China, this one is definitely among the top three with the worst senses!"

Chen Xi looked at Nanhua speechlessly. When did you become like this? Wasn't it Zixu who was so outrageous before? How come you were also infected? Did the immortal transformation hurt your brain?
"Woof woof woof!" Hengheng might have understood Nanhua's words and shouted with some anger. That guy actually compared himself with a dog, which was an insult to dogs.

"Look at my time rays converging!" Nanhua displayed his power with great confidence, and then when the two time rays intersected, he locked all possible intersections on Gou Zhao, ensuring that even if an unexpected time travel occurred, it would only cross to Gou Zhao!

Two long rivers of time intersected and the intersection was naturally affected, but it didn't matter. Even if they were traveled through time, the feeling that Gou Zhao gave people couldn't be any worse.

"Why aren't you talking?" Chen Xi asked Nanhua who had fallen into silence. "I'm a little scared by your sudden silence. Say something!"

"Good news, the only one who traveled through this timeline is dog Zhao." Nanhua was silent for a while, then said with an awkward but polite smile.

"Although I don't know what the bad news is, the dog Zhao is already bad enough. Even if it is exposed, its reputation cannot be worse." Chen Xi breathed a sigh of relief. Although the situation was bad, it did not seem fatal. The worst that could happen was that Zhao Gou would replace the dog. Relying on the loyal people in the court, they could win without any operation. After all, Yue Fei had proved that no one of his contemporaries could beat him as long as the network cable was not disconnected.

"The bad news is that the consciousness possessing the dog Zhao is Zhu Jiaomen." Nanhua no longer wanted to comment on this outrageous probability event. It was outrageous, too outrageous!
"What?" Chen Xi's voice rose eight octaves. He didn't want to communicate with humans. He just wanted to die quietly. Among the hundreds of emperors of China from ancient times to the present, although there were countless garbage and anthropomorphic things, if you had to choose the last one or two famous ones from these garbage, they would definitely be these two.

Although there are many emperors of separatist forces who are even more rubbish than these two, and even if we really talk about the beastly dynasties, crazy emperors and the like, there were also some who did worse things, but those guys lying in the garbage dump of history generally don't come out to disgust people, but these two are really like toads jumping on their feet, which is disgusting.

"Can it be like this?" Chen Xi was numb. Looking at the two mirrored lights and shadows that had been differentiated under Nanhua's operation, he was devastated. What kind of heaven-defying timeline was this? What kind of god-like operation was this?

"What should we do? Now the two rivers of time have been separated. It will take some time for us to guide them together again." Nanhua felt deeply that he had caused a big disaster.

"It's come to this, let's eat something to calm down." Chen Xi was silent for a while, then he pulled a small stool from the side and said calmly, "It won't be any worse than being sick again. Let them be, and wait for time to naturally resolve the problem."

Zhu Jiaomen woke up from his sleep and felt a little strange when he saw the slightly changed palace objects around him, but he didn't care. He got up and asked the eunuchs to change their clothes and prepared to carry out his plan of leading the army in person. However, he found that the eunuch who came to serve him was not Wang Zhen, and his face became gloomy.

Zhu Jiaomen was never an emperor who did not show his emotions. Being in his early twenties, he lived a life of luxury and had never suffered any setbacks.

"Where is Wang Banban!" Zhu Jiaomen said coldly. The eunuch serving on the side knelt down immediately and begged the emperor to forgive him when he heard Zhu Jiaomen's cold voice.

Zhu Jiaomen couldn't help but be stunned, and it was at this time that he discovered that the self in the bronze mirror had changed a lot from his previous appearance. After noticing this, Zhu Jiaomen heard another voice in his mind, that was Zhao Gou's voice.

Zhao Gou woke up from Zhu Jiaomen's body earlier, but compared to Zhu Jiaomen who had not been hit, Zhao Gou, who had experienced a lot of things, was obviously more cautious. Although he did not understand what happened, he was sure that he was still the emperor, so he carefully collected intelligence.

"Boy, can you hear my voice?" Zhao Gou sat on the dragon throne and communicated with Zhu Jiaomen in his mind.

"Who are you?" Zhu Jiaomen was startled at first, then said with some anger.

"I am Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Song Dynasty!" Zhao Gou did not hide anything and directly told Zhu Jiaomen his identity.

"Son of Heaven? You call yourself the Son of Heaven in front of me!" Zhu Jiaomen was furious. Before he even realized what was going on, a series of things like "kings cannot meet kings" and "there can't be two suns in the sky" had already entered his mind.

"Take a close look at the things left over there. I was the emperor of the Song Dynasty before your Ming Dynasty." Zhao Gou said coldly. The time passed faster on his side, which was enough for him to check a lot of information to determine what happened. Although he didn't know whether it was Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly or the Tiangang magic of returning the sky to the sun, he did come to the dynasty hundreds of years later than his own. But the good thing was that he was still the emperor.

Although Zhu Jiaomen was young and energetic, some facts could not be changed, especially since he and Zhao Gou were acquainted with each other, so under Zhao Gou's guidance, Zhu Jiaomen quickly understood his situation.

"Hmph, you are such a waste that you are suppressed by Qin Hui." After Zhu Jiaomen confirmed the identity of his body under the guidance of Zhao Gou, he immediately made a mockery. As for the fact that he had changed his body and only half of the country was left, it was nothing to the young and brave Zhu Jiaomen.

"Qin Hui has the Jin Dynasty behind him, so I have to obey." Zhao Gou was somewhat helpless. It was not that he didn't want to, but he didn't dare to gamble. Besides, if he didn't gamble at all and just lay down, at least he would have half of the country. Even if he surrendered to the Jin people, he could still live in peace in a corner with the natural barrier of the Yangtze River and enjoy the prosperity of the south of the Yangtze River. If he fought the Jin people to the death, he might win, but what if he lost? Then he would have nothing!

"Waste, watch how I operate!" Zhu Jiaomen bravely taunted Zhao Gou in his mind, "Watch how I drive out the northern barbarians for you. You can't even fight against the Martial Saint Yue Wangye. I will personally lead the army!"

"Don't you know how to do anything except lead the army in person? When I woke up, the eunuch under your command asked me if I wanted to continue the expedition in person. What the hell? Only a sick man would lead the army in person. You don't know what responsibility is!" Zhao Gou was furious. "Anyway, I have already rejected the idea of ​​leading the army in person, and put that guy surnamed Wang in jail. Do you know what that guy did in private?"

"You are not going to become a vassal of the remnant Yuan Dynasty, are you? If you dare to do so, I will not forgive you even if I die. My ancestor started with a bowl and tried his best to drive out the northern barbarians, and the emperor guarded the country. If you dare to become a vassal of the remnant Yuan Dynasty, I will die with you!" Zhu Jiaomen, who had never been beaten before and was extremely brave, was not afraid but also very excited when he heard that Yesen was attacking. When he heard that Zhao Gou had taken over his throne and took down Wang Zhen first, he remembered how Yue Fei died and immediately became furious!
When Zhu Jiaomen, who was still young and hot-tempered and had not been hit by reality, thought that Zhao Gou had to submit to the Northern Yuan Dynasty in defiance of his will, he almost blew himself up on the spot. If I don't do that, I will just say I'm going to blow you up.

"What do you think of me?" Zhao Gou said dissatisfiedly.

"Don't I think I don't know what you did? Go look up the History of Song Dynasty and see how Prince Yue died. You're fucking trash! Fuck!" Zhu Jiaomen angrily scolded Zhao Gou.

"Anyway, I will not go on the expedition in person, but your 500,000 troops have been gathered, the Ministry of Revenue has stored food and fodder, and the nobles are eager to take the lead. I am not familiar with the situation and do not want to go to the battlefield, so I appointed Zhang Fu to lead the troops." Zhao Gou was very timid in this regard. Of course, he would not go on the expedition in person. He would not go even if he was asked. Even though the 500,000 troops of the Ming Dynasty were indeed elite, Zhao Gou firmly refused.

This behavior made the six ministers very satisfied. They did not want Zhu Jiaomen to lead the army in person from the beginning. On the one hand, it was dangerous. On the other hand, Yesen was of such a high status that he was worthy of being personally defeated by the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty. It was a great honor to let the Duke of Ying go to sweep the country. Did they really think that the Northern Yuan Dynasty had been resurrected? What a crap!

"It's over, you've ruined my military achievements. Zhang Fu was a famous general who followed my grandfather in the Jingnan Rebellion. Although he was far inferior to Yue Fei, he was not from the Jin Dynasty either!" Zhu Jiaomen said in despair. Although he felt that Zhang Fu was not as good as himself, Zhang Fu's actual combat ability was proven. He was a veteran general in his seventies, and he led 500,000 elite soldiers of the Ming Dynasty. Yesen could be carried away.

"No matter what you say, I won't go, and you are a big boaster, aren't you? How about this, I will stabilize the court for you in the Ming Dynasty. To be honest, the factional fighting in your court is a bit excessive. I will help you suppress it, and you help me deal with Qin Hui." Zhao Gou said indifferently. All he wanted was to survive, even if it was to live in peace in a corner. What's more, the Ming Dynasty was now in its heyday, and Zhao Gou didn't want to go back at all. As for the factional fighting, Zhao Gou's methods of fighting party fighting were top-notch.

You can say that Zhao Gou's act of framing Yue Fei was rubbish, and that his submission to a foreign country in a corner was the worst of rubbish, but if you talk about party struggles and making money, Zhao Gou can be ranked among the best emperors.

So after realizing the real situation of the Ming Dynasty, Zhao Gou felt that he was invincible in party struggles and financial resources. As for the Southern Song Dynasty, he could just throw it away. Whatever happened, wasn't it fun to be the emperor of the Ming Dynasty? Do you think I like being a vassal of the Jin Dynasty and trembling when I saw Qin Hui? What a joke! I want to be happy too!

In short, he would not lead the army in person, absolutely not lead the army in person, but stay in Beijing obediently, fight against the stupid bureaucrats under the protection of the Beijing Camp, and then make money. If he lives to be eighty, he would be successful as he would become the emperor with the longest waiting time. This imperial power would be much more stable than their small court in a corner.

"Waste!" Zhu Jiaomen cursed and vented his anger before calming down. It seemed that compared to the prosperous Ming Dynasty, the Southern Song Dynasty was more suitable for his "great talent and strategy". Compared to fighting Yesen, a useless bastard descendant of an unknown branch of the Northern Yuan Dynasty, destroying the Jin Dynasty and eradicating the Mongols from the root, wouldn't this be more satisfying than his ancestors starting with a bowl to drive out the northern barbarians?

"Anyway, we can't change now. You can do whatever you want to me." Zhao Gou said. Anyway, the environment in the Ming Dynasty is too good, so good that it's the life of an emperor. The stupid six ministers actually want to debate with me, so I will just kill them!

"Hmph, just wait and watch what I do. Qin Hui, right? What a piece of trash. I will kill him tomorrow!" Zhu Jiaomen replied bravely. Although he was very unhappy with Zhao Gou, things had come to this point. Compared with the grand occasion of the Ming Dynasty, working with Yue Prince to fight against the Jin Dynasty would be the real great achievement!
"Ah? Kill him tomorrow?" Zhao Gou's somewhat frightened voice appeared in Zhu Jiaomen's mind.

"By the way, I debated with the six ministries and found the weakness of the Minister of War, and had him put in jail. I estimate that the six ministries will have to be replaced in half a year." Zhao Gou was frightened for a moment, then remembered that he was no longer in the Song Dynasty, and immediately changed the subject.

"You can change as you like. There are enough Jinshi in the imperial court for you to change." Zhu Jiaomen said indifferently. He was not very satisfied with the six ministers. The greatest significance of Wang Zhen to him was to fight against the six ministers. Now Zhao Gou said that he killed a minister by debating scriptures. Zhu Jiaomen just wanted to applaud.

"Oh, then I will find someone to promote later, someone with a low rank, such as this Yu Qian, who seems to be very capable and will be promoted exceptionally. Will this depend on me?" Zhao Gou happily prepared to continue fighting with the civil servants. The Ming Dynasty had really good cards in its hand, except that the money was a little short, but it didn't matter, it was not a problem.

"It's up to you. It's not important." Zhu Jiaomen said coldly, "Tomorrow I'll show you how to kill Qin Hui."

The next day, Zhu Jiaomen brought a sword to the court and even put two axes inside his clothes. As for the dagger that Zhao Gou had been carrying with him to defend himself against Qin Hui, Zhu Jiaomen simply threw it away. "I am the Son of Heaven, if I still need such a thing, I'll just do it!"

After attending the court, Qin Hui talked about capitulationism as he did before, which Zhu Jiaomen found very boring. However, it was only the seventh year of Shaoxing at that time. Although Qin Hui was nominally the sole prime minister, he had not completely eliminated those opponents. For example, those tough guys like Zhao Ding and Li Gang could still hold on, and Yue Fei in the front was still winning battles one after another and had not shown any signs of decline.

This situation was naturally no difficulty for Zhu Jiaomen. He walked down from the steps, went to the side of Qin Hui, raised his hand and swung a sword, then took out an axe and chopped him to death twice. Then he pulled the axe from the head of Qin Hui, who died with his eyes open, and killed Wanqi Xie with three or four strokes.

What's so difficult about killing him? Even if he is not a name, and walks with a sword, the one who dares to kill the emperor in the court has not been born yet. Sima Zhao was so wild, but he dared to kill the emperor on the road at most. Gao Cheng was the ancestor of the beast dynasty, and he could only punch the emperor three times at most. What kind of rubbish is Qin Hui? He dared to kill the emperor in the court? You are proud, right? All the court officials are dead, right?
I will just blow their heads off with one axe and solve all the problems directly. What uproar? I will chop the surrenderists to death with one axe in front of all the ministers in the court. Let’s see who dares to surrender!

Brave? Super brave!

Zhu Jiaomen's courage before he was hit was simply indescribable! When he was held by Emperor Xuanzong, he could say that he personally led the emperor's six divisions to attack the enemy. He was a very brave person when he was young. Although this kind of courage was not supported by the ability, you can tell whether he was brave or not.

"Li Gang, draft an imperial edict. I will concentrate all the resources in the world and personally lead the army to join Yue Fei to destroy the Jin Dynasty!" The man with Zhao Gou's appearance gave the order very firmly. Conquer the Jin Dynasty and recover the homeland? Fuck it, I will destroy the Jin Dynasty directly. There is no two suns in the sky. The Jin Dynasty is a piece of crap. The fucking Yue Fei is invincible. I will fucking fight with Yue Fei in the Northern Expedition!
Such a passionate thing made Jiaomen feel so happy. At this moment, Jiaomen clearly realized that compared with the Ming Dynasty, which was already invincible, the Song Dynasty was a better era to show his bravery and ability. Fighting, cool! Destroying a country, exciting! Slaughtering the northern barbarians, domineering!

Knocking at the door was really brave, but of course this kind of courage was completely broken after the failure, and he became a waste, and then he competed with Gou Zhao for the last and second to last place.