Mythic version of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 4815 Outsourcing
"Tongtong, that guy is the one who bullied me, not only hit me, but also fed me grass." Si Niang said viciously, pointing at Lu who was standing on the frame.

Liu Tong looked at Si Niang, at this moment she really felt that there was something wrong with Si Niang's fighting power, why couldn't she even beat a horse.

"The imperial guards are not used to do this kind of thing, retreat!" Liu Tong ordered loudly, and the corners of Bai Qi's mouth twitched. He thought he was here to encircle some strong man in the palace, but when he came over, he found that he was led by a military god. More than 500 central guards were sent to surround a horse.

Ashamed and thrown at grandma's house, Bai Qi thought he was some kind of warrior and was going to recruit him to surrender. After all, molesting the concubine is serious enough, but it's not serious at all.

They are all from the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, and they don’t pay much attention to this. On the contrary, they pay more attention to their personal abilities. Before, there was the death of Qin Mugong, and later, there was the feast of Chu Zhuangwang’s death. According to the regulations of later generations, these bastards should all be chopped off. Object.

But Duke Mu of Qin was not angry because the treasure was lost and was picked up by the people and made into horse meat soup. Instead, he rewarded the people with wine. Beside here, these hundreds of people received the news and came to help with their own weapons. They fought hard to save Duke Mu and captured Duke Hui of Jin.

King Zhuang of Chu was even more ruthless. After King Zhuang quelled the rebellion, he had a big banquet for his ministers, and asked his concubines Xu Ji and Maggie to come out to toast the ministers. Then there was a wind in the middle, and the lights went out. Feeling swollen, she directly took off Meiji's coat, but Xu Ji escaped, and Xu Ji took off the tassel from Tang Qiao's helmet, and ran to the King of Chu Zhuang to complain.

King Zhuang of Chu thought for a while, forget it, people are fine, there are some high-ranking officials today, and everyone here is a hero, let this matter go, and then let everyone throw their helmets out, and then light the lamps.

A few years later, when Chu and Jin were fighting for hegemony, Tang Qiao seized the opportunity and stepped forward bravely, as if he had been killed. He worked all the way from the Yangtze River to the capital of Zheng Guo, and won the unwinnable war abruptly.

So from Bai Qi's point of view, Si Niang herself is complete again, let's see if the inner thief is sensible, and if he is sensible, he will be given a way to survive, and if he is not, let him ascend to heaven.

But regardless of whether he knows the acquaintance or not, if Bai Qi didn't turn around and leave on the spot when he saw it was a horse, it was because of Liu Tong's face. Is this what the Central Guards do?Did you play with your concubine?Shouldn't this kind of thing be handled by the eunuch?
Liu Tong actually had the same idea. If the thief was a human being, he would deal with it if it was useful, and kill it if it was useless. In the end, a horse came. To be honest, Liu Tong felt that he had made a big deal out of a molehill, and he brought five hundred bans with him. Guards, plus a military god, the opponent is a horse.

Where should I put the face of the regent princess? Isn't it time to send the eunuch to bring a group of cooks over to study how to get this horse into the pot for me tonight?
"But it not only bumped into me, but also laughed at me!" Si Niang said angrily, and at this time Wu Yuan and Wen Shi had already snickered.

Just as Liu Tong and Bai Qi realized instantly that this matter could not be handled by the Central Guards, but should be handled by eunuchs or the Imperial Horse Supervisor, Wu Yuan and Wen Shi actually realized that thieves and animals are two different things. processing level.

"No problem, I'll let the horse inspector handle this horse in a while, and whip it dozens of times." Liu Tong turned his head and said gently to Si Niang. In fact, as long as this matter is handed over to the horse inspector, what Just don't say anything.

"But this horse laughed at me, and it even fed me grass!" Si Niang said angrily.

De Lu has already started to tilt his head at this time, this guy's intelligence is really not low, at least he can understand people's words, although Si Niang brought a group of people to pick things up, but De Lu knows that as long as he puts his head down to eat things, then absolutely nothing will happen.

If something really happened, he could still fly to the stable of Cookie's house. Recently, Lu has concluded that Weiyang Palace and Cookie's house are really good.

Stina was also staring at Lu at this time, Lu tilted her head, and she tilted her head too, and then the two evil gods communicated based on the frequency of tilting their heads.

Naturally, Bai Qi dismissed the Central Guards on the spot, regardless of what Liu Tong and Si Niang said, and then the five hundred guards quickly dispersed, and soon there were only more than 20 old men left here.

"Why do you keep tilting your head?" Wen Shi held down Stina. She always felt that her sister's intelligence was a bit erratic, as if she was obviously a bit out of shape now, but fortunately she is a strong person who breaks the boundary. Everyone can accept Stina. behavior, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

"I'm communicating with that horse." Stina tilted her head and said, "It understands my words and understands the exact meaning."

"Yes, yes, it can understand human speech, so it bullied me too much." Si Niang, who was trying to explain why she fought and was defeated before, and explained why she had trouble with animals, finally had evidence.

"I don't know what to say anymore." Liu Tong rubbed his forehead, asked the coachman to take the frame back, and got out of the car by himself. You can eat food or something later. Anyway, I have nothing to do today. Let's study the horse first. what happened.

"But, I really didn't talk nonsense. This horse can not only understand people's words, but also respond." Si Niang said resentfully, "It looked down on me, so I did it."

"I'll try." Stina has already become interested in Lu at this time, and decides to try it herself. After all, Stina is also a real boundary-breaker, and she is the kind with the most combat power.

"It's up to you." Liu Tong's mind was very stable. If he was killed, the horse deserved the crime of bullying Si Niang.

When Stina stepped forward, Lu was still grazing, until Stina appeared five steps in front of Lu, and Lu decisively turned into a white light and flew south.

"Ah, it flew away." Stina didn't even react. To be precise, a human reacted, but her movements couldn't keep up. After all, Lu Zhumeng was grazing there stupidly, tilting her head while grazing. , in a state of ignorance, who would have thought that a mere horse would be ready to run long ago.

As a result, the acceleration near the ground to the speed of sound brought up a powerful shock wave, and fed this group of people a big mouthful of grass dregs. Thank you that this is not summer, otherwise Liu Tong and others would be fed several big mouthfuls of dirt dregs!

"Bah, bah, bah!" Liu Tong and the others were really flustered in the wind at this moment. At this moment, including the fact that they didn't believe it at all, thinking that Si Niang was purely stupid, they all realized that this horse might really be too smart. It was obvious that the other party was ready to run away from the very beginning when they were grazing.

Lu Lu ran away in an instant, left Weiyang Palace at an unimaginable speed, and then flew straight to the backyard of Guan Yu's house. With a snort, the curly-haired red rabbit followed, and then flew to Sun's house, took off in Huang instantly, and then Liu Bei , Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Gan Ning, and Cao Cao did not pull each other.

In the end, Lu took the seven horses to watch Chitu. Chitu, who was eating mushrooms, looked at the group of horses on the opposite side, and then looked at his own saddle. Okay, Lu Bu is not here today, I can’t beat you, let’s go , listen to you!
That's right, in just two or three years, my Lu has become acquainted with other people's horses, because other horses don't know how to farm, but my Lu can farm. Lu can farm, and will take other horses to steal vegetables, so Lu can get friends, but now Lu feels that he is being threatened, so he starts calling friends.

As for each family finding out that their own horses have run away, they don’t really have any thoughts, because the strength of the horse’s internal gas separation at the start is not a joke, and everyone basically knows every horse, and they also have obvious strengths. Sign, it's normal to run out to play or something.

So when the groom informed that a horse had taken away his own horse, Guan Yu and others habitually thought that the horse king competition had started again. It's not scientific, just get used to it. Anyway, these horses are psychic, they won't get lost, and they will come back after running.

Therefore, when Liu Tong and others cleaned up the grass dregs on their bodies and said that they would catch the horse next time and make it a stallion, De Lu had already returned with his little friend.

To the south of Weiyang Palace, a white light rushed back with a rainbow.

Landing on the ground, Lu kicked away the greenhouses where the black locusts were planted before, and took his friends in to graze, and then a group of horses squeezed me and I squeezed you, and finally Gan Ning's Jingfan pushed Chitu aside, what? It's called Jingxiu Mawang, and that's it.

Afterwards, the gates were crushed by horses, and then the group went to eat the grass that Lu planted in the greenhouse. After all, this kind of high-quality pasture is very rare in winter.

"Well, do you still want to fight?" Si Niang looked at Stina and asked, she looked at her arms and legs, as if she couldn't beat her.

"Well, that red horse seems to belong to Marquis Wen." Stina was very impressed with Lu Bu, so she naturally remembered Chitu.

"Is this a demonstration?" Bai Qi stroked his chin, and raised Lu's intelligence again. He could even do things like demonstrations. This horse's intelligence is a bit interesting.

"I was threatened by a horse. Who got the horse from Weiyang Palace?" Liu Tong was also a little confused. This horse was actually the boss among a group of horse kings. Who sent this kind of thing to Weiyang Palace? My old lady doesn't ride a horse, so she doesn't need this kind of thing.

"But this is not important. The important thing is that we can find a home for it." Liu Tong quickly reacted, "There will be a reward during the Chinese New Year, and we will take it as a reward. Just take this thing away, kill two birds with one stone, this horse is really useless in Weiyang Palace."

Liu Tong doesn't need a mount, and at this moment, she has an idea to use this thing as a prize to engage in the gaming industry. Of course, the entire operation is outsourced to professionals.

　King Zhuang of Chu hosted a feast for his ministers. At dusk, the wine was drunk, and the lamps and candles were extinguished.Someone cited the clothes of the beauty.The beauty rescued her crown tassels to sue the king, and her life was set on fire, and she wanted to get the man who had no tassels.The king refused to follow, making all the officials angry and happy.I misremembered before, Tang Qiao took off Xu Ji's clothes directly, I said that in my impression, things like Spring and Autumn are not too strict, Xu Ji would not tell the King of Chu Zhuang directly

　
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