Naruto: This Uchiha is too serious

Chapter 105 I Want to Date
Hiruzaru Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura are still in a daze.

They were also stunned by Feng Nan's voice.

Damn it, the three of us are all in the Hokage Building, no, we are famous throughout Konoha.

Thinking that soon after, Konoha would spread the saying that Danzo didn't get married because of Hiruzaru Sarutobi, and Hiruzaru Sarutobi was blinded.

Don't let anyone stop me, I'm going to kill you!Uchiha Funan!
Immediately afterwards, Fatty's anger descended.

He came directly towards Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.

This made them ignore Feng Nan at all, and hurriedly deal with the matter of things being stolen from Fatty's office.

This time, the fat man was really angry, staring at Hiruzaru Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura with eyes that could kill people.

That gloomy expression made Danzo's scalp tingle.

The files in Hokage's office can be lost, which is really embarrassing.

If word spread, Konoha would be famous in the entire ninja world.

Fatty, acting as Hokage, could become the laughing stock of the entire Konoha.

Every time he thought of this, the fat man's body would tremble uncontrollably.

"You guys are really good, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo!"

Qiu Dao and Feng stared at the two menacingly.

He was almost pissed off. Some orders were directly refuted before, and some documents were lost from the office later.

Is this still an agent of Hokage?

Deceiving too much!

This time I will fight with you guys, no one will work!
Danzo bit the bullet and said: "This matter has nothing to do with us, maybe it's Uchiha Funan..."

"Fuck you uncle!"

Qiu Dao took the wind and roared: "If you dare to talk nonsense to me, believe it or not, I will kill you!?"

"you……"

Danzang trembled with anger, pointed at Qiu Dao, gritted his teeth and said, "Qiu Dao Zhifeng, let me tell you, Konoha is not something you can just do whatever you want..."

"roll!"

"boom!"

A fist bigger than Danzo directly hit Danzo, knocking him out of Hiruzaru Sarutobi's office.

Partial doubling!
Hiruzaru Sarutobi's complexion changed, and he was about to speak when he met Akimichi Tekkaze's cold gaze.

He said word by word: "Anibe reorganized, Sarutobi Shinnosuke, get out of Anbu, understand?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was slightly silent, nodded and said: "Yes!"

Letting Sarutobi Shinnosuke leave Anbu means that the post of captain Anbe will be vacant.

Maybe someone who will be placed in the autumn road to learn the wind.

As for Anbu's reorganization, it didn't happen overnight, and even if it was reorganized, he would still be able to insert people in.

Don't underestimate a Hokage who has been in Konoha for decades.

It's just that their power has shrunk a little.

"Can't!"

A roar sounded.

Danzo rushed back, staring at Qiudao for the wind as if his eyes were spitting fire.

For this, Qiu Dao took the wind to look disdainful.

In a real fight, let alone Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen is not afraid of him.

The only thing he was worried about was that the old silver coin Sarutobi Hiruzen was plotting against him.

"Danzo, calm down!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi's deep voice sounded.

"Sun Cut!"

Danzo said angrily: "He, he actually..."

He is wronged!

Second time!

Qiudao Fufeng, that fat man, actually hit him for the second time.

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't help him either!
He couldn't take it anymore, he wanted to break the seal and fuck this fat man!
Danzo's hand slowly reached out to the bandaged hand.

"Tuanzo!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi's voice was extremely severe, saying: "Everything is for Konoha!"

Danzo: "..."

"Huh!" Qiu Dao took the wind and snorted coldly.

After disbanding Anbu and punching Danzo again, his anger dissipated a lot, and he turned and left.

Danzo's face turned blue, and he also turned and left.

No matter how Sarutobi Hiruzen yelled, his footsteps did not stop at all.

"Ugh!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi sighed, and looked at the quietly emerging figure: "You are so courageous, you actually went directly into Hokage's office to steal things."

Sarutobi Shinnosuke was silent.

Is there any difference between Hokage's office and his home in the past?

Every time he didn't want to go, he didn't have to knock on the door.

As for those documents, he looked at them casually, he was very strict, and Hiruzaru Sarutobi would not avoid his eldest son for many things.

Well now, because of an apparently unimportant document, he was kicked out of his position as the head of the Anbu Commander.

At this moment, Sarutobi Shinnosuke really felt that Konoha was no longer the same Konoha as before.

This made him a little apprehensive.

He has done too many things before, if exposed, Konoha will tear him apart.

Orochimaru's human experiment, is that a thing?
Seeing that Sarutobi Shinnosuke was a little disappointed, Sarutobi Hiruza comforted him: "Since Anbu can't stay anymore, then go and be a guide to Jonin."

The status of the guide Shinobu in Konoha is very high.

At least he has a much higher status than the average jonin.

Especially the cultivation of individual disciples represents the future team and contacts.

The most obvious one is Asma Sarutobi.

In the original book, Sandai Hokage directly assigned Inokacho to him.

This is paving the way for Asma to become Hokage in the future.

Who doesn't know that the pig, the deer and the butterfly are all in one, and they are the hardcore of Hokage.

Now Inokacho doesn't have to think about it, but Sarutobi Hiruzen is still thinking about giving his son, some powerful ninja children, as backup.

As Hokage, he is too aware of the sequelae of Sarutobi Shinnosuke's sensitive position.

"Where's the file?"

After thinking for a while, and after confirming a few candidates, Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked up at Shinnosuke Sarutobi, and said in a deep voice, "I want to see what these two people want to do."

Hearing this, Sarutobi Shinnosuke felt embarrassment for the first time.

He stood where he was, with a embarrassed expression on his face.

He has seen that painting!
"what happened?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi frowned slightly, and said displeasedly: "Can't I still watch it?"

"No, it's not..." Sarutobi Shinnosuke was a little at a loss.

What should I say about this matter?
Forget it, give it!
It is even more inappropriate not to let them see. I hope my old father can hold on.

Three minutes later, a roar came from Sarutobi Hiruzen's office, which scared many people.

They all muttered, what happened today?
It's not over, is it?

Especially Danzo, who was actually punched out, acting so fiercely, Mr. Hokage?
And, it's so cool!

That guy who is covered in darkness should be cleaned up like this.

Akimichi Torikaze sat in the office, raised his head, his expression was a little surprised, he didn't know what happened to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Suddenly, he thought of the promotion and grinned.

That's what happened.

After spending so much effort and paying such a high price, and getting such a painting that makes people vomit blood, Hiruza Sarutobi, how do you feel?

Do you want to cry?

Accident or not?
Surprise not surprise?
Thinking about it this way, Qiudao Fengfeng suddenly stopped being angry.

He even hummed a ditty in his mouth.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, you won't be pissed off, will you?

Probably not, after being Hokage for so many years, you still care about what kind of people you haven't seen.

If Hiruzaru Sarutobi heard what Akimichi Torukaze was saying, he would definitely ask: I have met all kinds of people, Uchiha Funan is such an unscrupulous person, the whole ninja world, you find me a second one go!

The most infuriating thing is that he is still so strong!
Otherwise, with Fengnan's temperament, the ashes would have been thrown up countless times.

……

"You are my lover, a lover like a rose..."

At the station where the Sha Yin Investigation Team is located, Feng Nan is standing on the raised platform of Tu Dun, holding a microphone in his hand, singing loudly to a window.

Konoha's people and Sand Yin's people were all dumbfounded.

Ma Ji looked at Lu Jiu, and said embarrassingly: "The people of Konoha are so bold and unrestrained?"

Lu Jiu's face darkened.

Konoha people?

No, you are wrong, that person is not my Konoha at all.

Who dares to say that this is my Konoha person, I am in a hurry with whom.

"Lu Kui!"

Feng Nan on the high platform called out.

Can't hear it!
I do not know you!
Lu Jiu lowered his head.

If it weren't for the hidden sand investigation team here, he would have turned around and left.

"Deer with a big scar!"

"Grass!" Lu Jiu raised his head fiercely, staring at Feng Nan fiercely.

The person in Sha Yin almost didn't laugh.

Konoha Kaminobu squad leader, a well-known ninja strategist, Lu Dascar?
Well, there are scars on the face!
Feng Nan said: "Dance, let's have fun!"

"Go to hell!" Lu Jiu cursed angrily.

"you sure?"

In Fengnan's pupils, three hook jades appeared.

"You...I warn you, Fengnan, if you dare to use illusion on me, I will fight you!"

Lu Jiu took a step back subconsciously, threatening.

However, even Ma Ji can see that Lu Jiu's threat seems to have no confidence.

Seems to be shaking a little.

There's no way, I can't beat them, it's just that I don't have the confidence.

Although it has not been recognized, Konoha's Jonin circle almost agrees with one thing.

Uchiha Funan's illusion has replaced Yuhi Makoto as the representative of Konoha's illusion.

"Okay, I won't make things difficult for you, you can accompany me!" Feng Nan pointed to the musical instruments he brought.

With a dark face, Lu Jiu walked over slowly: "What are you doing?"

"Let's beat the drum!"

"it is good!"

Lu Jiu seemed to be appointed, he picked up the drumsticks and started beating.

"Boom boom boom!"

Drums sounded from half of Konoha.

Countless people looked at this side.

More people are coming this way.

There is excitement, who doesn't watch it.

Feng Nan picked up the microphone and continued to sing.

This song doesn't deserve the drums at all, and Feng Nan is a little out of tune.

Such a combination makes the people around me a little goosebumps.

However, people from Konoha's security force were escorting him, and they couldn't stop him.

Also, this is so interesting.

"enough!"

An angry shout sounded.

Ye Cang came out angrily, and said, "Funan Uchiha, what are you doing?"

"Honey, you finally came out. I miss you so much." Feng Nan immediately burst into tears when he saw Ye Cang.

Ye Cang said angrily: "Are you your dear?"

"You, you, it's you!"

Feng Nan said aggrievedly: "You took away my first kiss yesterday, you have to admit it, you have to be responsible to me!"

Yesterday's first kiss?
Many people have a black line.

Your first kiss, one a day?
Seeing more and more people gathered, the shameless Ye Cang glared at the shameless Fengnan, pulled each other, and left quickly.

"Haha, thank you for your help, we are going on a date, and I will treat you to a wedding wine another day."

Feng Nan's laughter echoed in the air.

"Minister, go slowly!"

The members of the Konoha garrison shouted in unison.

The loud voice scared many people.

Lu Jiu almost fell over.

Awesome!
You are all awesome!
When did Uchiha's painting style become like this?

Is the whole clan starting to be dishonest?

Lu Jiu let out a faint sigh.

Konoha is going to be famous this time.

No need to think about it, there must be spies from other villages around, spreading this scene, tsk tsk tsk, Lu Jiu had the urge to cover his face and burst into tears.

Uchiha Funan, your position in my heart is already close to Senju Bashirama.

……

"boom!"

Ye Cang pulled Fengnan to a place where no one was around, pushed Fengnan hard, and shouted, "What are you going to do?"

Feng Nan said innocently: "Didn't I tell you yesterday? A date!"

"I..." Ye Cang was so angry that he almost wanted to curse.

"I'm from Sha Yin!"

"I know!"

"You are from Konoha!"

"I know!"

"Then is it possible for the two of us to be together?" Ye Cang said angrily, "Besides, I'm not interested in you at all."

"As long as I'm interested in you."

Ye Cang sneered and said, "Do you know me? How dare you say you're interested in me?"

"It doesn't matter!" Feng Nan waved his hand, and said boldly: "I'm very sure, I'm just greedy for your body, so I don't care about other things."

"you……"

Ye Cang almost fainted from anger.

What about the face?

Is it OK?

She stared at Feng Nan.

Fengnan looked at Ye Cang affectionately.

In the end, Ye Cang was defeated, she looked at Feng Nan weakly, and said, "What exactly do you want?"

If she could defeat Fengnan, she would definitely kill him regardless.

But, she really can't beat it!
"Actually, what I think is very simple!"

Feng Nan looked at Ye Cang very seriously, and said, "Luo Sha will not let you go, you will die at his hands sooner or later."

He looked Ye Cang's body up and down, and said: "It's a pity, it's too wasteful. As a moral pervert, I absolutely cannot agree."

"Ahhhh!!!"

Ye Cang was about to die of anger, he let out an angry roar, and Zhuo Dun activated.

"boom!!!"

A triangular kaleidoscope appeared in Feng Nan's eyes, and a huge skeleton wrapped him around.

"boom!"

With a casual slap, the fireball condensed by Zhuo Dun was sent flying.

"what is this?"

Ye Cang looked horrified.

"boom!"

The skeleton giant stretched out his hand and grabbed Ye Cang in his palm.

"Woman, you are almost making trouble."

Feng Nan looked at Ye Cang, smiled lightly, and said, "I invite you again to cooperate with me, how about it? Or, do you really think that Luo Sha will let you go."

Ye Cang, who was about to struggle, suddenly fell silent.

She looked at Feng Nan with complicated eyes, and said, "Are you so sure that Luo Sha will attack me?"

Feng Nan looked at Ye Cang, but didn't speak.

"Ugh!"

Ye Cang sighed faintly, and said, "I'm from Sha Yin."

"So, are you ready to die generously?"

"No, I'm going to cooperate with you!" Ye Cang said calmly at the moment, "However, I think you can understand that cooperation belongs to both parties, so don't try to force me to do anything."

Feng Nan looked Ye Cang up and down, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, both parties must agree to that kind of thing."

"...I mean, I won't do anything to hurt Sand Yin."

"same!"

Same ghost!
Ye Cang asked suddenly: "I can feel that this is the last time you invite me. If I don't agree, what are you going to do?"

Feng Nan said casually: "Use strong ones. I remember a master said that if you want to get a woman, you must first get her body. Moreover, I will take you back to Uchiha and lock you up. go……"

"Okay, okay, thank you for your kindness!" Ye Cang quickly waved his hand and said, "Tell me, how do you want to cooperate?"

Feng Nan smiled slightly and said, "I want you..."

Ye Cang's eyes were sharp.

"...become Fengying!"

"Don't gasp next time!"

(End of this chapter)