Mei Man: My Warhammer Simulator

Chapter 253 Superhero?Super silly X!

Rumbling--

Accompanied by the inside of the thick metal gate, there are subtle sounds of mechanical valves turning everywhere.

The expressionless Rorschach drove the blue power armor slowly out of the base.

At this moment, the face armor of the battle armor was lifted.

Tony, who was munching on the cheeseburger, waved his arm wrapped in the armor deftly.

He quickly swallowed a mouthful of food in his mouth.

Facing Rorschach who was a few heads taller in front of him, he said:

"Hmm...hey, friend, I brought you a cheeseburger, you must try this craft, it's amazing..."

"Tony, I'm not in the mood to have fun with you right now, what do you want to do?"

With an indifferent expression, Rorschach turned his gaze.

He looked down at Tony who was standing not far away.

He asked without any emotional ups and downs.

"I've been staying in Stark Tower for too long recently, and Jarvis suggested that I go out to bask in the sun... just right, I noticed that your flying vehicle ran back and forth over the city a few times, so I wanted to visit you Take a moment, after all, we are neighbors now, right? It’s just that I like high-rise buildings, and you like underground facilities..."

Tony, who lifted a large pile of cheeseburgers in the other palm, frowned slightly.

He stared at the blue power armor close at hand with a smile, and continued:

"Oh, actually, I think the battle armor painted in blue is still pretty good-looking, and the appearance looks more concise and capable than the previous one. Are your technocrats planning to update it?"

Hear a series of words from Tony.

Luo Xia, with indifferent eyes, suddenly stepped forward and took a few steps.

He stared at Tony condescendingly, and said lightly:

"Tony, I told you, I'm not in the mood to have fun with you now, I have something to talk about, it's okay... just get out of here!"

"Tsk... friend, it seems that you are really in a bad mood right now, so I won't go around in circles... I just want to go out to change my mood. I'm afraid I'll stay at home for a long time and read too much top-secret information, so I can't wait to see you." Immediately destroy the current S.H.I.E.L.D.!"

"Also, I really wanted to pay a visit, and Jarvis suggested that I seriously make a few friends... And, I guess you may have encountered some problems now, as the world's first superhero , as long as it’s not just murder and arson, how about I work for you for free?”

Maybe it was because he noticed the underside of Rorschach's indifferent expression.

The mood swings were endlessly surging like a volcano about to erupt.

Tony, whose expression gradually became more serious, said in a serious tone.

After listening to Tony's explanation.

Rorschach, who squinted his eyes and looked at the other party carefully, took a deep breath.

He was silent for a moment, then suddenly said to Tony:

"Tony, you can come in...but don't regret what you're about to see!"

"Regret? What is there to regret?"

"If you do good deeds, I will do my best to help... If you do bad deeds, I will fight with you at worst. No one stipulates that superheroes must succeed in every mission... right? Friends?"

With a hippie smile, Tony raised his chin slightly and said to Rorschach.

The neatly trimmed mustache seemed to glow faintly under the illumination of the passageway lights.

Rorschach, with an indifferent expression, gave the other party a final look.

He drove the power armor around and walked towards the interior of the base.

However, the open metal gate of the base was not closed immediately.

Tony, who was wearing a battle armor, glanced left and right.

He shrugged helplessly.

He walked into the base with a lot of cheeseburgers.

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15 minutes later.

Tony, who was sitting next to the metal round table, stared at Iron Man David with a solemn expression.

Battle images projected from the eye sockets.

That was the data screen left when everyone evacuated from the slum last time.

At this moment, it has been repeatedly explained by Blade Warrior and Iron Man David.

Tony, who was fully aware of what happened, subconsciously wanted to nibble on his fingernails.

When he found that his fingers were still wrapped in the armor shell.

Tony, who frowned tightly, couldn't help but let out a sigh:
"Ah, my dear friend... I suddenly remembered that the gas pipeline in the Stark Tower was forgotten, can I leave for a while?"

"What do you say? A superhero?"

Rorschach, who swallowed a cheeseburger in just one bite, stared at the other party expressionlessly, and said lightly.

Maybe it's because of other people's anxiety.

Rorschach's super appetite turned into a big one.

He picked up another cheeseburger, tore off the wrapper, and took a bite.

Then he said to Tony, who was frowning:
"There are still a few hours... My people will reach the edge of the slums, and the evacuation operation will officially begin... If you have any means and plans that are more clever than the present, you are welcome to speak freely, and all of us will listen. "

"Let me think about it... With my business connections and my status as a superhero, I can launch a large-scale joint operation through the official and... S.H.I.E.L.D. In the face of supernatural monsters, they should be able to put aside their past differences... ..."

Tony frowned, thinking for a moment.

He quickly organized his language and said to everyone.

However, before Tony could finish speaking.

Rorschach couldn't help but sneered and stopped stuffing the cheeseburger into his mouth.

He stared at each other and said coldly:

"Heh...Tony, the officials here want the Mexicans to die cleanly! And the slums are full of poor people and gangsters, spending countless money and manpower to save a group of poor people who have no benefit at all? If you say this, you Do you believe it yourself?"

"Time! What we lack the most now is time! The people in the Blood Worship Cult are not NPCs in the game, they all have feet! Some people even have wings... Once they find that the battlefield situation is not conducive to them, those guys will not pull their legs Just run?"

Rorschach's words caused the expression on Tony's face to change back and forth several times.

In the next second, Tony, who seemed to be inspired to resist, took a deep breath and continued to argue:

"... Among the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents under Nick Fury, there will always be someone who is willing to help? Even Hydra doesn't want to occupy a world infested by vampires, right? Hydra's idea is to be ruled by them The order of control is not the chaos of monsters raging! We can definitely use their hands..."

"Well, even if the above plan doesn't work, we can still recruit some guys with superpowers. This time, both good guys and bad guys can join in. Good guys can use the pie to save mankind to persuade, and bad guys can directly give They hire money, and I can bear all the expenses in the operation!"

"Tony Stark! Fuck me sober up! Also put away your superior and disgusting attitude!"

"There is a slum of a million people! There are as many as 50 believers who are polluted! How many people can you recruit? Twenty? Fifty? One hundred? A drop in the bucket is useless! "

"A group of untrained and undisciplined personnel, who easily set foot on the battlefield is to die! Not to mention dealing with a group of damned aliens!"

At this moment, Luo Xia, whose expression became ferocious, suddenly stood up.

His hands rested on the round metal table.

A pair of blue wolf pupils stared at the expressionless Tony and growled:

"My decision to let you enter the base was a huge mistake!"

"Fucking superhero? I think it's super stupid!"

"This is a life-and-death war! A war to eliminate aliens! It's not a hero trick that you can show off!"

"Do you understand? Mr. Tony Stark!"

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