The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

Chapter 955
Schiller stood at the door in a daze for a full 2 ​​minutes, then he turned back, rubbed his eyes, turned back again, and saw that the sky was still filled with broccoli, he took a deep breath and said in his heart:

"Grey Fog! Gray Fog! Did you steal the wine again? Didn't I say that? I can't drink too much crazy wine, or it will cause me to hallucinate!"

"That... Judging from the information from your optic nerve, the things you just saw are probably not hallucinations." Gray Mist said hesitantly.

Schiller first swallowed his saliva, took a step back, and said to Gray Mist in his heart: "You mean, these broccoli flowers appeared in the real world...Are you sure???!!"

"Yes, I'm sure that symbionts and humans experience the world differently. We don't observe the world through a specific organ."

"However, according to the analysis of the information just sent back by the symbiont factor, there are currently more than 1400 broccoli in front of you, and the smallest individual among them is about 14 times larger than the vegetable broccoli that humans eat..."

Schiller took another step back.

He opened the umbrella with a "bang", then covered his forehead with his hand, lowered his head and muttered to himself: "My God, what's going on? Is the world going to end? Is Gotham going to end? !!!”

At this moment, Pamela and Catwoman, who had just gone to change clothes, walked down the stairs of the laboratory building. Seeing that Schiller was still waiting at the door, Catwoman stepped forward with some doubts and said, "Professor Schiller , why are you still here? Oh, I see, the car is broken, it’s okay, I can find one for you, I believe the owner of the car won’t mind..."

Seeing them coming down, Schiller seemed to have seen a life-saving straw. He took a step aside to make room for Catwoman, then pointed to the door with slightly trembling fingertips and said, "Please help me see , Am I hallucinating? What are those clusters of green unknown objects outside?!"

"Green unknown object?" Catwoman frowned and glanced at the door, and then said in surprise: "God, why are there so many broccoli outside? It seems that the original vines have all turned into broccoli. flower?"

She stood at the door and observed carefully for a while, then said: "However, it seems that this is a good thing. The volume of broccoli is much larger than the vines. Originally, these vines could only wrap around the feet of those crazy people. The next step should be able to get them stuck."

Schiller stood still and fell into a daze. At this time, he returned to the top floor of the thinking tower, and then said a little frantically: "Hurry up!! Come on!!! Come and replace me!!! My Allergies are about to happen, if you don’t float up, I’m going to faint!!!”

"Superego? Superego?" Are you there?Schiller raised his head and shouted into the air: "Hurry up! Find a substitute! I won't be able to get on this shift for a minute!!!"

"There is no substitute." The indifferent voice of the superego came: "The only stable personalities that are able to surface consciousness before surfacing are you and another guy. If you want to find a substitute, go find him."

With a "ding dong", the elevator door opened, and Marvel Schiller walked out of the elevator. He looked at DC Schiller eagerly, and said, "You have an allergy, right? Hey, man, this way Your condition is not suitable for work, I will go up to replace you now, don't worry, I will definitely not cause any trouble..."

DC Schiller stood still for less than a second, and then walked towards the elevator with a resolute attitude.

Standing in the middle of the elevator, before the doors closed, he pointed at Marvel Schiller with his umbrella and said, "I'd rather put up with broccoli allergies than put up with the day and night jobs you found for me. side effect!"

With the faint sound of electricity, the elevator door closed. After DC Schiller left, Marvel Schiller shrugged and said, "It's not my fault."

After DC Schiller returned again, he turned into a gray mist and came to the roof of the experimental building. This kind of building is not too tall, but he can barely see the situation in the entire Gotham University.

Just as he saw when he stood at the door, the broccoli flooded the entire city, but as Catwoman said, to some extent, this is a good thing, because too dense broccoli , Trapped those irrational lunatics.

Of course, some people who have not been infected have been buried in the broccoli, but because they still have sanity, they can struggle and call for help, and they will be rescued soon.

As for those who have been infected, their sharp claws can cut through human skin, but they are still not enough for the stems of plants.

They can cut through the skin of the broccoli stem, but they can't cut off the whole broccoli flower like an axe, so they can only swing their limbs, helplessly caught in one huge broccoli flower after another .

The broccoli that invaded Gotham are not the kind that are usually placed on the dining table. First of all, they are much larger than ordinary broccoli. According to Schiller's visual inspection, the largest broccoli is about tens of meters high , the smallest is at least half a meter.

Moreover, each broccoli flower is very complete, and the dark spherical structure in the upper part is so full that each flower is like a mushroom cloud. The size and height are scattered, and there is a strange beauty.

On the skyline of Gotham, one dark green broccoli flower after another, mixed among the steel jungles, seems to be food that is often eaten by people, and finally awakens the unyielding will to collectively revenge on mankind.

However, the actual effect achieved does not take revenge on humans, because in fact, broccoli does not contain allergens that are common in nature.

At the same time, it does not have the unique fragrance of coriander or celery. Most people don't like broccoli, but they just don't like its taste and texture, and it doesn't reach the level of physiological allergies.

Many people know that physical allergies can cause many very serious symptoms, including skin itching, difficulty breathing and even shock, and severe allergic reactions may lead to death.

However, Schiller is not physically allergic to broccoli, so he will not have the above-mentioned serious reaction, and even if it does, the gray mist can forcibly reverse this reaction. His allergy to broccoli is a psychological allergy, just a little serious.

"Grey Fog, take me back to the manor, I need to pack my luggage, Gotham can't stay anymore, I'm going to Metropolis... Ah, no, no, the entire east coast... Forget it, I'm going to Los Angeles... ...Maybe, the whole of the United States..." Schiller said out of breath.

Speaking of this, Schiller was suddenly stunned, and he said to himself: "If Gotham, a seaside city, is invaded by broccoli, wouldn't there be a lot of broccoli seeds, along Gotham's Drainage into the Pacific Ocean??!!!"

"God, I'm afraid the whole earth can't stay!"

"Grey fog, take me back to the manor, I'm going to ask Merkel if the Soviet Union has any plans to land on the moon recently..."

Schiller turned into a cloud of mist and floated unsteadily back to the Rodriguez Manor. Schiller, who was a little unconscious, landed directly in front of the gate of the manor and walked towards the buildings of the manor.

The good news is that the inside of the manor has not been invaded, and the living room and the stairs are as usual. Schiller didn't even notice that his housekeeper Merkel was missing. He almost ran up the stairs in a panic, and then started to pack his luggage.

While putting the clothes he often wore into the suitcase, he said cursingly, "Don't let me know who did it..."

After finishing speaking, while continuing to pack his luggage, he speculated dazedly: "I am afraid that the only one who has the ability to turn all plants into broccoli is the green of all things, but we have just reached a deal, and the terms of the deal are beneficial to both parties." Yes, he didn't have to do that..."

"Besides, he didn't know that I was allergic to broccoli, but he knew about it..." Schiller thought of the three people he saw in the memory space in his room, and he folded his clothes and stuffed them into the box Li, snorted coldly and said, "Sure enough, it's the three of them..."

"Leaving out that magician dressed as Zatanna, it's just Batman and Constantine."

"Batman? Didn't I just jam his graduation thesis for a few months? Didn't I just throw it into the chemical dye bucket? Is he so narrow-minded?"

"Konstantin? This damned rotten man! Didn't I just hit him a few times with my umbrella? Didn't I just use the cursed soul to throw a black pot at him? Doesn't he know how to be tolerant?"

"Despicable, dirty, taking advantage of others..."

Just when Schiller turned back to the closet and tidied his suit, he suddenly remembered, where is his housekeeper?

Schiller was quite relieved about Merkel's ability, but the problem was that there were too many weird situations recently, so he stopped what he was doing, put his clothes aside, and glanced outside the door.

There is no Merkel in the corridor, which is actually very strange. As a housekeeper, he should have greeted Schiller when he entered the door. It had been more than ten minutes since Le walked into the room and began to pack his luggage, and Merkel hadn't appeared at all.

Schiller turned his head and glanced at the wardrobe and suitcase that had been messed up by his angry actions. He sighed and decided to find a professional to do it.

Schiller went out, walked through the corridor, went down the stairs, and came to the living room. Through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, he saw his housekeeper Merkel was chopping trees with a huge axe.

It is not quite accurate to say that it is a tree felling. What he is cutting is the huge broccoli that was originally an oak tree in the middle of the garden.

Before Schiller returned to the manor, Merkel, who was tidying up the garden, witnessed how these plants turned into broccoli, and he knew better how much Schiller loved broccoli. Hate.

When he discovered this mutation, he almost picked up all the tools that could be used to repair the plants in a hurry, and began to eradicate the broccoli in the garden to prevent his employer from returning to the manor due to severe allergies. Responding to madness.

There are not many other flowers and plants alive. In addition to the damage caused by the collapse of the canopy before, most of them were scattered into mud and dust, and the most solid one was the oak tree in the middle of the yard. Therefore, it became a broccoli flower. , is also the largest.

Merkel saw that with such a big broccoli, Schiller would go crazy when he came back, so of course he would find a way to cut off this huge broccoli.

Schiller, who watched Merkel cut down trees, has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

He is delirious now, so he doesn't realize that broccoli is a herb anyway, and the ax used to cut down woody trees is a bit of a sledgehammer to deal with the stems of broccoli.

However, Merkel has also received professional training, and his strength is much stronger than that of ordinary people. He was very anxious and wanted to eradicate these criminal evidences before Schiller came back, so he went down with a few axes and hit the stem of the huge broccoli. , a huge gap appeared.

It just so happened that Merkel's position was just half blocked by the trunk of the broccoli tree, and Schiller couldn't see the wound he cut on the trunk of the broccoli tree.

Schiller stood by the French window, trying to call Merkel back, but suddenly found a shadow over his head.

The tall broccoli, like an oak tree, was slowly collapsing in his direction.

At the critical moment, Schiller's flash saved his life. There was a loud "boom", and the huge broccoli smashed the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room and a small half of the buildings on the west side of the manor.

What was even more frightening was that the branch of the broccoli that fell into the living room was the closest to Schiller, less than ten centimeters from his nose.

So, about 5 minutes later, Batman saw the weak, pale Schiller he had never seen before in the hall of Rodriguez Manor.

(End of this chapter)