The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

Chapter 857 The Charming Moment of Human Spaceflight

Although it sounds absurd, in fact, the work of space traffic police is not as easy as imagined.

The area of ​​the solar system is huge, but the space around the earth is limited. When various countries launched various aerospace equipment in the past, because the launch time was different, the number was relatively small, so unless it was intentional, they would basically not crash.

However, since the solar system development and construction plan was led by Stark, with the determination to let the technology of all mankind advance together, Stark announced a lot of space transportation system technology to various countries.

His purpose is good, it is to cause a technological competition, so that each country can show its strengths, develop more specialized technologies based on his technology, and go further.

Originally, he imagined that all countries must be holding back for as long as they can, and when they can't hold it anymore, they will put the new spacecraft into the original sequence, adjust the number backwards, and falsely claim that it is the original spacecraft remodeled.

He is right to think so. After all, all countries are like this in the field of weapons. Even some high-profile countries like to show off new things as soon as they come out, but they must have hidden their hands.

But maybe the cosmic era is coming, and all countries have been given stimulants, or maybe the Iron Curtain is coming again, and everyone is so nervous that they are out of order. After all countries point out the transportation technology, they start to go to Launch various transports into space.

They don't know where to transport these things, they don't know what to use them for, and they don't know how to take them back when the time comes, anyway, just throw them up and it's over.

However, each country can only launch on its own territory, the country’s land cannot run away, and the earth’s rotation cannot move. The launch orbit is fixed. Therefore, launching a spacecraft has become a Zuma game, that is, a toad spitting a ball .

At the beginning, the competition was about the speed of launching from various countries, but later on, it was necessary to compete who had the best eyesight, could find the opening, and let the ball that the toad vomit passed right through the opening, so as not to collide with others.

No matter how large the space around the earth is, it cannot hold back so many countries trying their best to launch spacecraft upwards.

Countries with higher technological capabilities are better off. In some countries, people are addicted to food and cannot throw it very far. If they insist on throwing it, the result is that they often crash into cars near the ground.

Reed, who is researching the near-Earth project, squats on the near-Earth space station, just like watching a traffic show. Accidents happen frequently and there are a series of car crashes. The shocks are endless every day. Reed is so annoyed that he has no choice but to return to the earth to do research.

When Polaris came here, the situation was fine. Stark didn't foresee this situation in advance, but sometimes, the transport spaceship he sent out was often damaged for no reason, so he wanted to find a traffic policeman to clear the traffic.

Unexpectedly, his behavior was very prescient, because in the next few days, the solar system has never been so lively in this life.

Human beings have a long history, and countless classics and written records are magnificent. I can't sleep anyway at night. I opened the pages of the book and read it carefully. There are three large characters written on it - "throwing stones"!
Stark went to the United Nations to hold a meeting, but he didn't know what he said wrong, so that all countries would be wrong. They threw this spacecraft more vigorously. Not only did they want to throw it, but they also threw it farther than anyone else. , the posture of throwing is beautiful, the arc of throwing is beautiful...

Later, Stark checked and found out that the output of molten steel increased, the price of vibration gold fell, the price of common metals fell even more, and the manufacturing cost of chemical fuel aircraft became lower.

The big country could throw it away, but after it became cheaper, it threw more. The small country couldn't throw it away, but Stark sent technology, and they could throw it away, so they also threw it away.

But this is a pain for Polaris, who just took up the job as a traffic policeman. In the vast universe, she is the only one. She works alone as a traffic policeman, guiding thousands of cars without traffic safety awareness.

After dredging and dredging, she also discovered that the characteristics of various countries are almost vividly reflected on these spacecraft.

The transporter made in the United States has a rampage, and I stepped on the accelerator to death. Today, even the king of heaven is here, and don’t try to stop me from rushing into the universe. From the shape to the power, there is no place on the entire spacecraft that does not say "Get out of the way" , let me illuminate the universe first!"

Russian transporters probably also incorporated some scientific and archaeological research results, and inherited the style of the Soviet Union. More is better, bigger is better, and ten knots are better than one knot. It should be built and thrown away. If it breaks It's okay, it explodes in place, and one is missing.

China's transporter is quite satisfactory, and it looks like the most normal one, but the things in the transporter are the most outrageous. What Polaris is most afraid of is opening their blind boxes, because you never know whether it is dirt or dirt inside. More soil, chemical fertilizer or chemical fertilizer or more smelly chemical fertilizer.

There is nothing to say about the aircraft in Europe, but the aircraft in some Nordic countries highlight a perfunctory, and Polaris seriously suspects that they use these things to cheat funds.

The entire aircraft is very clean and smooth, and there is no balance and stabilization device, no tail fins, no connecting seams, and no redundant designs. When Polaris saw it for the first time, he thought the earth had laid eggs.

Africa’s spacecraft is very distinctive. If you say it is high-tech, it must be stuffed with thatch at the seams and leaves are printed on the shell to create a natural style. If you say it is not high-tech, it is It even sent a lion in a space suit to space.

And when it was delivered, the lion was still very active. With the jetpack on the space suit, Polaris couldn't catch up with it by physical movement, and finally caught it by magnetism.

Of course, among all the aircraft, India's is the most outrageous. Polaris looked at the statue of Shiva launched by various strange iron plates in front of him, and fell into deep contemplation.

She didn't know who this god was here to save. She only knew that the specifications of the rivets on this thing were not the same. Even if this thing could return to the voyage smoothly, could they really make a second one?

At the same time as an eye-opener, Polaris is really tired. These spacecraft collide with each other in various postures. Polaris has no predictive ability, nor does it have spider sensing. It is impossible to stop them before they collide. , I can only clean up the garbage after the collision.

There are several types of collisions. The first type is a collision between a big country and a big country. This kind of collision is the most troublesome for Polaris. The aircraft made by big countries are often large and use a lot of energy.

The US spacecraft of the cosmic drag racer collided with the suicide spacecraft of his old rival Russia. It took half an hour for Polaris to find and pick up the debris.

It is easier to deal with the collision between the aircraft of a big country and a small country. You only need to pick up the fragments of the aircraft of the small country, but it is more troublesome. , Polaris had to find a way to carry them back.

It is also a headache to collide with the aircraft of the small country. The aircraft of the small country are strangely shaped, and the fragments cannot be spelled completely. More importantly, the names of some small countries have never been heard by Polaris, and they cannot be distinguished at all. who is who.

After three days of high-intensity counseling without eating, drinking or sleeping, Polaris finally exhausted all her patience. She finally realized that her body is her own and her work is someone else's. She can fish as much as she can, and there is no need to be so sincere.

then.Polaris adheres to the principle of obfuscation, and the responsibility is uncertain. The fragments are thrown in groups and thrown farther away, and the main frame is grouped into larger groups and thrown further away.

When I remembered, I went to the sun and burned them all. If I couldn’t remember, I piled them there. Anyway, no one throws the spacecraft as far as she throws it, and it’s not so easy to hit.

There was a collision between countries, Polaris said casually, and was too lazy to describe the situation to them, and some countries even received a message: "Collision, the car is gone, and the garbage disposal fee is handed over to the United Nations."

In this way, she saves trouble, goes around the earth every day, gathers up those messy things, throws them out like bowling balls, glances at the signs, and sends a few messages.

However, the United Nations is in a mess. Today your car hit mine, and tomorrow the two of them collided together, causing my car to hit each other...

It is hard to tell who is responsible. In the end, it depends on whose fist is bigger. If the country's fist is the same size, then it depends on the individual's fist.

I don't know if aerospace technology has progressed, but the average fighting skills of diplomats are improving rapidly.

And the most frightening thing is that when everyone's average fighting skills are similar, then they have to find a way to come up with a strange move.

The first to appear is Wakanda, an African country with insufficient national fists and diplomats. The black panther is wearing his armor, which can block and kill gods. Ordinary people are hardly his enemies.

He rushed to the podium from a mess of diplomats, held the microphone, and sadly told the history of the exploitation of the African people. No one could snatch the microphone from him.

He set this precedent, and all countries are not polite. If there are superheroes, they will be superheroes, and if there are no superheroes, they will be mutants. The entire UN conference hall has been beaten to the point where no one can stand.

Later, they discovered that fighting alone would not have an advantage, and they still had to form an alliance, so various countries began to recall.

Holding hands and recalling the sweet years, the United States waved its arms and vowed to rebuild the glory of NATO, and all the countries in the Middle East united with a piece of cloth on their heads to let the world know the greatness of money.

African countries did not show any weakness. Wakanda said "Wakanda Buddha loves me" and shouted out the weather-beaten anger of the African people. Just as Germany took out the Swastika medal, it suddenly remembered that it still has a large number of the Holy Roman Empire.

When Stark came to the United Nations again, what he saw was the weather-beaten UN conference hall, a group of superheroes in strange costumes, and diplomats at war...

What echoed in my ears were the impassioned speeches of the United States, the loud voices of Russia, and the sad elegy of Wakanda...

Far away in the Andromeda galaxy, Magneto, who was thinking about the transformation plan of the sky island with a blueprint, suddenly heard the phone ringing behind him.

He stood up, picked up the phone, and Stark's roar came across:

"Magneto!! Come back quickly!!! Your daughter is going to start World War III!!!!"

　A better life with ten thousand changes every day
Ha (long breath)

　
(End of this chapter)