The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

clown! exist! Get interrogated!

The Joker gritted his teeth and roared this sentence in his heart, and even began to suspect that the person sitting opposite the interrogation chair was Batman.

But unfortunately, the person sitting opposite this green-haired figure was an ordinary female police officer. When he moved his direction slightly, the clown found that this person was wearing ordinary handcuffs.

The Joker knows that in the Gotham slums, this kind of handcuffs are generally called the Sheriff's face. Anyone who lets these handcuffs stay on their hands is actually just giving the Sheriff a face.

To put it bluntly, this thing can't cuff anyone, at least no one the Joker knows, including Spider-Man, and even Spider-Man. The Joker can bet that the kid can break these handcuffs in two if he sneezes.

In order to confirm that the one inside was really the Joker, and that he was just here because of some unknown plan, the Joker had to lean forward and listen to what they were saying.

The Joker talks about his criminal plans.

In a police station where a wealthy district is in charge of security, he talked to a female police officer who said she wanted to get off work, how she planned to rob the toy man from the prison car, make a cruel toy, and then kill Bruce Wayne. .

But the move itself was not the most shocking thing. What made the clown feel like he was in another world the most was that he only listened to it for two minutes, of which one and a half minutes were spent fighting against sleepiness.

The Joker really doesn't know how someone can talk about a criminal plan in such a hypnotic way. Even if they put a tape recorder here and submit the recording to the TV station, they would not dare to broadcast it during prime time.

The reason why we don’t dare to broadcast news about clowns during prime time is because we are afraid of scaring children, but this time it must be for the sake of the ratings of the next show. After all, you make the audience fall asleep listening to it. The director of the show will fight you tooth and nail.

This clown's way of speaking is really too verbose. Not only does his sentence have broken logic, it's also staccato, he also adds a lot of messy adjectives, and more importantly, it's always repeated.

Now the clown somewhat believes what the police chief said. Didn’t this clown really come back after eating?

Just as he was thinking of this, the clown suddenly heard a commotion coming from the first floor. He hesitated, but still followed the original path down to the ground, came to the other side of the house, and looked in through the back window.

He saw Batman again, and it was Batman without the equipment. He listened carefully and found that Batman wanted to see the car thief.

The Joker actually felt a little relieved that Batman would finally use Bruce Wayne's identity to do things. Isn't this much better than standing on the roof and jumping off in the middle of the night? Who in this city dares not to give Bruce Wayne face?

This police chief dares.

He kicked Bruce out.

When he heard the police chief asking Bruce Wayne to leave the police station in an extremely official and polite tone, the Joker really began to doubt his ears.

At this moment, he suddenly remembered that the current city was actually created by the fusion of the earths of two universes. In other words, it might happen that the police chief was from another city and did not know Bruce Wayne at all.

Okay, this is a reasonable explanation, and what shocks the Joker even more is that Bruce Wayne is gone.

He just turned around and left full of anger and unwillingness. Batman Bruce Wayne turned around and left after being rejected.

The Joker immediately found a place to hide, because he thought Batman's next step was to go to the roof. As a result, when the exhaust fumes from Bruce's car disappeared, the Joker didn't even get a bat hair.

He even stood at the back of the room a little confused, who am I? Where am I? What should I do?

At this time, there was another commotion upstairs.

The clown didn't plan to climb up this time. He simply found a short tree in the backyard of the police station, climbed on it and squatted down. He wanted to see what tricks he could do in this universe.

It seemed that after explaining his plan clearly, the clown was finally ready to escape.

The clown just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard a gunshot and his eyes widened again.

Who's a good clown who doesn't grab a gun first when escaping from a police station? You dare to take action without grabbing the gun? !

Just as he thought of this, a strong figure jumped out of the room and fell heavily to the ground.

The clown saw his entire face clearly. He was a man wearing a long purple suit, a tie with a green circle pattern on his chest, long green curly hair, and a brooch with a strange pattern on his chest.

This costume is not exactly the same as that of the clown. The clown always has short curly hair, wears a short suit and a bow tie, does not wear a scarf or a brooch, and the guy who fell to the ground is much older than him. There is also a huge bald man.

The police rushed out of the house immediately, and the clown hid behind a tree before they came out. It turned out that his hunch was right, because as soon as his feet landed, two bullets grazed his The arm flew away.

The long-haired clown got up from the ground in a panic, rolled into the bushes in a panic, and then clumsily jumped onto the wall to climb out.

He was halfway over and was shot while his legs were still on the fence. The short-haired clown hiding behind the tree had to go around to the front of the house and make some noise while the police were not paying attention, allowing him to escape smoothly. .

After the clown helped, he rushed to the place where the long-haired clown landed. It was not for anything else, but the blood that flowed out after being shot was left on it. The clown came to check the blood.

The first time he came into contact with the pool of blood, the clown felt despair, because he found out that this guy was really the clown.

The Joker's blood has a unique smell of madness. This is what Batman once told the Joker, and the Joker is convinced that he is special, as special as Batman.

The Joker took some time to accept that there are countless universes and countless versions of him in this world, as well as countless pairs of Batman and the Joker. Fortunately for him, in every universe, they are evenly matched mortal enemies. After noticing something was wrong, the Joker hoped to get some clues by observing the changes in Batman and Joker in other universes. He thought he was about to have a bloody visual feast, but he didn't expect it to be a feast for the taste of the crouching dragon and phoenix chick. .

At this time, the war is not clear and watery, there are still two chefs working hard to cook.

As soon as the Joker turned his head, he saw Bruce's figure appearing on the skyline. It was Bruce, not Batman, because he had never worn Batman's equipment from beginning to end.

Now the Joker is sure that the spider silk he saw on the road was not a coincidence. This Batman actually used this thin spider silk to swing here.

The clown rushed out and ran to the other side of the street, chasing Bruce. In front of him was the long-haired clown who was shot in the calf, limping and running away in a hurry.

Very good, Batman is about to catch the Joker. The two of them are the actors who should play opposite each other. To hell with all the toy people and female police officers.

Bruce swung down from the roof again as before, rolled on the ground, stood firm, and then chased the clown who was escaping in front of him.

The clown who was chasing behind to watch the fun had already jumped on the roof of a car, and then climbed to the second floor balcony of a store. He couldn't wait to see Batman hold down this damn disgraced clown. The clown was beaten violently.

The long-haired clown saw that the person behind him was almost catching up with him. While covering the wound on his leg, he tried to cross the road and escape from the opposite alley.

But he was so busy looking at Bruce's movements behind him that he didn't notice a fast car at the intersection drifting around the corner and rushing towards this side.

Bang! ! ! ! !

The clown standing on the balcony on the second floor watched helplessly as his other self drew a graceful arc in mid-air and was knocked out at least three meters away.

Two people got out of the car, one wearing a yellow and black uniform, the other wearing a red and black uniform.

I have to say that the clown's body is really tough. Such a collision caused the car they were driving to break down. The two people in strange clothes had to get out of the car quickly because they were chased by another person in even more strange clothes. , holding a shining Stars and Stripes shield in his hand.

"Stop!!!" Captain America shouted.

"Sorry, Steve, but we can't go back with you, we still have tasks to do." The guy in the red and black uniform, whose expression and movements looked very mean, shouted towards the back as he ran.

But the moment he turned around, he stepped on something, tripped and fell.

He got up from the ground, shook his head, muttered a few specious curse words, and looked back to see what had tripped him.

He has green hair, a white face, and a big mouth with a crazy smile.

"what!!!!!!!!"

A fierce scream penetrated the two blocks. Deathstroke watched helplessly as his little cousin, who never forgot to show off his tricks while running away, stretched out his two legs and ran the fastest in his life. With such speed, he disappeared at the end of the street in a flash.

Deathstroke slowed down a step, and the shield hit the ground at his feet. He ran forward two more steps, slowed down, stopped, turned back and threw a smoke bomb at the guy named Captain America.

Captain America rolled directly to the side of the street to hide behind a car, and rushed out of the range of the smoke bomb like an arrow.

But Bruce was tricked.

The clown on the second floor watched helplessly as Bruce, who was chasing the clown, did not stop the car when the smoke bomb landed at his feet. He rushed directly into the smoke and was tripped by the clown who fell to the ground.

When he got up from the ground, the clown miraculously stood up, but because the smoke was too thick, neither of them could see the other, and they all stood there blankly.

The clown standing on the balcony swore that he had absolutely no intention of participating in this cooking competition, but he suddenly noticed a figure appearing on the roof of the store he occupied.

"Hey, cousin! Go this way, I'll pick you up here!!"

Deadpool stood on the top of the building and shouted. He felt that after bringing people in, running away when in danger was too detrimental to his character image, so he made a circle and decided to come back to answer Deathstroke.

He was afraid that Deathstroke couldn't see him, so he stood on the edge of the roof and waved his hands desperately. But he didn't know whether it was because Captain America and Deathstroke were fighting too fiercely or because he was standing too high. Deathstroke didn't hear the sound. In short, Deathstroke didn't Ignore him.

Deadpool lowered his arms and sighed. When he lowered his head, he found that there was a balcony underneath, which was an excellent strategic location. It was far away from the smoke and not too high. After a while, Deathstroke got rid of Captain America and could jump up with a light jump.

He jumped without thinking.

After jumping down, he realized that there was someone here. Deadpool turned his head and saw green hair, a white face, and a big mouth with a crazy smile.

"what!!!!!!!!!"