The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.
Chapter 1820 Madman’s Journey (24)
"When I was in school at Kamal Taj, I was most interested in mysticism and folklore. I read most of these books in the library, and I was proficient in the Eastern and Western rituals of inviting gods and summoning ghosts."
Helen pointed at the pattern painted with blood on the ground. Eddie followed her finger and saw that it was an upside-down five-pointed star with a sheep's head pattern drawn in the middle.
"This is the most common magic circle used to summon demons in the West. Look here, don't underestimate this circle of runes. This is a special symbol that can mark the identity of demons, which is equivalent to the demons' phone numbers."
"But Schiller is not a devil. He also has a phone number?"
"Well, even if he does, I don't know." Helen shook her head and said, "After all, why do you need to draw a magic circle when you can actually make a phone call?"
"Then what are you writing?" Eddie frowned and looked at the large pile of complex runes written on the outer circle of the pentagram.
"The outer circle says, 'Doctor, come here quickly. There's lots of money, lots of gold, and a mental patient's ghost. There's a big sale of difficult and complicated diseases. Hands are quick, hands are slow, no desire, cure quickly.' The inner circle says, 'Almighty. Dr. Schiller, please come up and figure out a way to clean up this mess. I want to go home and sleep, please, please, please help, help, help."
"Cough cough cough..."
Eddie almost choked to death on his own saliva. He glared at Helen and asked, "Will you write the answers to essay questions in the name column during the exam?"
"Then what should I do? As you said, Schiller is not a demon, and I don't know what his occult code is. I can only try this method."
Helen took out another pen from the pile of packages, then tied the tail of the pen with a fishing line and hung it from the ceiling. She said: "This is a ritual to invite gods from the East. It is said that The invited spirit can be attached to the pen.”
"And this." Helen took out another plate and a stone slab and said, "These are tools for praying to the gods, and the method of use is very simple. Just put them there and recite the incantation."
"But considering that we use a lot of methods, I will recite the spells in unison later, and I will place the sacrifices first."
Helen began to dig around in the shopping bag again, and while digging, she said: "Sacrifice is required for worshiping gods and soul-calling rituals all over the world, but I am not sure which cultural field Schiller's soul should belong to, so I I bought all the sacrifices I knew."
"Asgardian culture originated from the Viking people. Livestock is very valuable to the sea people, but we will also provide the rarest and richest fish."
"I couldn't find fresh raw fish, so I bought some frozen chicken wings. I could go to the fresh food section to buy a whole piece of fish, but I heard that Dr. Schiller likes to eat sashimi, so I went to the Japanese food section. Bought some salmon and tuna fillets.”
"In Eastern culture, people like to put fruits, cakes and incense on the tribute table. For the fruits, I bought Dr. Schiller's favorite oranges."
"The supermarket doesn't sell Oriental pastries, but I had seen Dr. Schiller eating brownies before, so I bought a small piece."
"Oriental scents are rare on the East Coast, and Chinatown is too far away, so I made do and bought two cigars. As for the wine, I just used ordinary red wine."
"I've seen half a bottle of Coke in the doctor's refrigerator before. It might have been Peter who drank it, but we bought it together anyway."
"In Christian culture, God accepted the meat and fat offered by Abel. We already have the meat. I really couldn't find animal fat in the supermarket, so I bought a bottle of olive oil. When I saw Dr. Schiller cooking, Used this brand.”
Helen rummaged through the bag again and continued: "In addition, no matter which country it is, the soul summoning ceremony must include the soul's favorite things during his lifetime."
Helen scattered the gold she bought evenly around the magic circle, then took out a wad of bills and began to scatter coins in the room.
Finally, she took out a pile of boxes from the bottom of the shopping bag. Eddie leaned over to look at them, only to find that they were superhero figurines sold in supermarkets.
Inside the box is a set of Avengers family buckets, including Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Black Widow, etc.
Helen placed these toy figures symmetrically in the center of the magic circle, then clasped her hands together and began to pray.
"Great, uh, uh... well, Dr. Schiller, the relationship between the two of us doesn't require those polite words."
"To be honest, I'm in a bit of trouble. If you can hear me, be sure to come over and help me. If you do, I will ask my dad to increase the next quarter's medical fee by 20 points when I get back..."
Eddie slapped him on the forehead.
He looked at the messy arrays on the ground and choked speechlessly. To be honest, it didn't look like a cult ritual sacrifice site, but a bit like a second-hand market. It didn't look like it could attract demons or ghosts, but it looked like it could attract people to take advantage. neighbor.
One thing to say, as soon as the pile of things on the ground was placed, Eddie was no longer cold, and his back was no longer chilly. All he could see was the sea of people rushing to grab toilet paper in the supermarket before the disaster weather arrived.
Could this attract ghosts?Eddie thought in surprise. At this time, he and Venom crossed their arms in unison, stretched out one foot and tapped on the ground, waiting to see the joke.
Among the heads of Galactus floating in space, Schiller, who was floating in mid-air, now had a feeling - what kind of movement is this?
Originally, he was eating hot pot and singing, happily floating in the air, scaring Stark while watching him work.
It is indeed useless to change the personality into a ghost in the tower, but the biggest creed that Schiller believes in is that not everything in this world has to be useful, just have fun.
The biggest shortcoming of the ghost in combat is that it has no entity, but it becomes its greatest advantage when it comes to having fun. Without Schiller, Stark can't beat him. How can you win if you don't fight?
Stark has now personally experienced the revenge of an evil spirit. He is working here, and Schiller is giving him psychological therapy next to him. Just do the therapy. Schiller is still flying around in the sky, painting for a while. An S, I will draw a B.
Don't get me wrong, the "SB" here refers to "Stark Brilliant".Stark was so angry that he broke three wrenches. Otherwise, Schiller was premeditated for revenge. He could spit out one gray mist after breaking it.
Just a second before Stark decided he couldn't bear it anymore and exploded, Schiller suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then showed a confused expression.
Then he started flying around without a trace, looking here and there, as if he was looking for something.
"What are you doing?" Stark said, looking back at Schiller who was about to fly out.
"I seem to hear someone saying in my ear, where are there a lot of money, a lot of patients or something." Schiller looked around doubtfully, and then said.
"Now, who is insane?" Stark snorted angrily, but quickly got back to work. He wanted to take advantage of Schiller's quiet time to finish the key parts quickly.
Suddenly, Schiller screamed, which frightened Stark so much that he broke a part. He turned to look at Schiller and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Schiller stared straight ahead and said: "I saw a lot of delicious food, sashimi with mustard soy sauce, cola chicken wings, olive oil pan-fried salmon, orange mulled wine, brownie cake... they were all It’s my favorite dish, and I can smell the aroma.”
"You're not turning into a ghost and causing yourself some problems, are you?" Stark squinted his eyes and said, "Where is there food here?"
"Wait a minute." Schiller said in a louder voice: "I saw a lot of gold and banknotes just thrown on the ground, ownerless things, man!"
Schiller involuntarily floated in one direction. Only then did Stark realize that something was wrong. He shouted in the direction of Schiller: "Schiller! Schiller! Come back quickly!!"
Schiller seemed to wake up for a moment. He shook his head and found that he was still inside the head of Galactus.
"What's going on, Gray Mist?" he asked.
"Not sure, but I can feel subtle changes in the magnetic field. You know, quantum mapping and stuff. I haven't figured this part out yet."
Suddenly, Schiller was stunned again. Many superheroes appeared in front of his eyes. Pictures of Schiller getting along with the superheroes were played back and forth in front of his eyes. Among them were some superheroes who suffered from psychological and emotional problems. Come to him for help.
Each one of these hallucinations is one of Schiller's favorite patients, simply the kind of person who is full of contradictions and confusion but has a long mouth.
Looking at this dreamlike paradise, Schiller drifted over involuntarily, not hearing Stark's shout behind him at all.
This time it was the gray mist that woke Schiller up.
After Schiller woke up, he said, "Is this the sequelae of becoming a ghost? How come I can see the revolving lantern?"
After a while, the noise in his ears became clearer, and he heard a familiar little girl's voice saying in his ear: "Doctor, if you can hear it, you must come over and do me a favor. If it works, When I get back, I will ask my dad to increase the consultation fee by 20 points for the next quarter..."
"coming!"
With a "swish", Schiller disappeared, leaving Stark alone looking blankly at the air in front of him.
With a "swish" sound, a figure in a white coat appeared in the room and rushed towards the altar that Helen had drawn, which was not much different from the second-hand market.
The things on the ground did not change, but the color of the food became slightly darker.
After a while, Schiller finally emerged from the ground. He looked at Helen a little angrily and said, "I didn't take Loki seriously when he said you were not serious about reading. You already know that you are going to use coins as a sacrifice. Don’t you know that you have to burn this thing to be useful?”
"Of course I know, but this is real money!" Helen picked up all the banknotes on the ground with her hands and feet, but Schiller, suffering from the pain of being without a body, could only watch her put away the banknotes and gold.
"You will be punished for lying like this!" Schiller shouted angrily: "I came here after seeing the money and gold!"
"Stop bluffing, doctor, we all know that you came here because you heard that the consultation fee will increase by 20 points next quarter. That is 20% of at least [-] million US dollars! Stark is bleeding!"
After being exposed, Schiller curled his lips, looked around, pointed at the plastic figures on the ground and said: "Then at least burn these figures for me. They are much less troublesome than themselves."
"Illegal burning of plastic products is illegal in New Jersey and will result in fines ranging from $500 to $1000."
"Then I think love is appreciation rather than possession."
Eddie next to him looked around in confusion, wondering who Helen was talking to. At this moment, Venom's voice sounded in his ears: "Oh, I forgot to turn your brain waves back... let's go." !”
The next second, Eddie saw a white ghost floating in the air.
"what!!!!!!"
The mulled wine is super delicious!Hiccup~
Helen pointed at the pattern painted with blood on the ground. Eddie followed her finger and saw that it was an upside-down five-pointed star with a sheep's head pattern drawn in the middle.
"This is the most common magic circle used to summon demons in the West. Look here, don't underestimate this circle of runes. This is a special symbol that can mark the identity of demons, which is equivalent to the demons' phone numbers."
"But Schiller is not a devil. He also has a phone number?"
"Well, even if he does, I don't know." Helen shook her head and said, "After all, why do you need to draw a magic circle when you can actually make a phone call?"
"Then what are you writing?" Eddie frowned and looked at the large pile of complex runes written on the outer circle of the pentagram.
"The outer circle says, 'Doctor, come here quickly. There's lots of money, lots of gold, and a mental patient's ghost. There's a big sale of difficult and complicated diseases. Hands are quick, hands are slow, no desire, cure quickly.' The inner circle says, 'Almighty. Dr. Schiller, please come up and figure out a way to clean up this mess. I want to go home and sleep, please, please, please help, help, help."
"Cough cough cough..."
Eddie almost choked to death on his own saliva. He glared at Helen and asked, "Will you write the answers to essay questions in the name column during the exam?"
"Then what should I do? As you said, Schiller is not a demon, and I don't know what his occult code is. I can only try this method."
Helen took out another pen from the pile of packages, then tied the tail of the pen with a fishing line and hung it from the ceiling. She said: "This is a ritual to invite gods from the East. It is said that The invited spirit can be attached to the pen.”
"And this." Helen took out another plate and a stone slab and said, "These are tools for praying to the gods, and the method of use is very simple. Just put them there and recite the incantation."
"But considering that we use a lot of methods, I will recite the spells in unison later, and I will place the sacrifices first."
Helen began to dig around in the shopping bag again, and while digging, she said: "Sacrifice is required for worshiping gods and soul-calling rituals all over the world, but I am not sure which cultural field Schiller's soul should belong to, so I I bought all the sacrifices I knew."
"Asgardian culture originated from the Viking people. Livestock is very valuable to the sea people, but we will also provide the rarest and richest fish."
"I couldn't find fresh raw fish, so I bought some frozen chicken wings. I could go to the fresh food section to buy a whole piece of fish, but I heard that Dr. Schiller likes to eat sashimi, so I went to the Japanese food section. Bought some salmon and tuna fillets.”
"In Eastern culture, people like to put fruits, cakes and incense on the tribute table. For the fruits, I bought Dr. Schiller's favorite oranges."
"The supermarket doesn't sell Oriental pastries, but I had seen Dr. Schiller eating brownies before, so I bought a small piece."
"Oriental scents are rare on the East Coast, and Chinatown is too far away, so I made do and bought two cigars. As for the wine, I just used ordinary red wine."
"I've seen half a bottle of Coke in the doctor's refrigerator before. It might have been Peter who drank it, but we bought it together anyway."
"In Christian culture, God accepted the meat and fat offered by Abel. We already have the meat. I really couldn't find animal fat in the supermarket, so I bought a bottle of olive oil. When I saw Dr. Schiller cooking, Used this brand.”
Helen rummaged through the bag again and continued: "In addition, no matter which country it is, the soul summoning ceremony must include the soul's favorite things during his lifetime."
Helen scattered the gold she bought evenly around the magic circle, then took out a wad of bills and began to scatter coins in the room.
Finally, she took out a pile of boxes from the bottom of the shopping bag. Eddie leaned over to look at them, only to find that they were superhero figurines sold in supermarkets.
Inside the box is a set of Avengers family buckets, including Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Black Widow, etc.
Helen placed these toy figures symmetrically in the center of the magic circle, then clasped her hands together and began to pray.
"Great, uh, uh... well, Dr. Schiller, the relationship between the two of us doesn't require those polite words."
"To be honest, I'm in a bit of trouble. If you can hear me, be sure to come over and help me. If you do, I will ask my dad to increase the next quarter's medical fee by 20 points when I get back..."
Eddie slapped him on the forehead.
He looked at the messy arrays on the ground and choked speechlessly. To be honest, it didn't look like a cult ritual sacrifice site, but a bit like a second-hand market. It didn't look like it could attract demons or ghosts, but it looked like it could attract people to take advantage. neighbor.
One thing to say, as soon as the pile of things on the ground was placed, Eddie was no longer cold, and his back was no longer chilly. All he could see was the sea of people rushing to grab toilet paper in the supermarket before the disaster weather arrived.
Could this attract ghosts?Eddie thought in surprise. At this time, he and Venom crossed their arms in unison, stretched out one foot and tapped on the ground, waiting to see the joke.
Among the heads of Galactus floating in space, Schiller, who was floating in mid-air, now had a feeling - what kind of movement is this?
Originally, he was eating hot pot and singing, happily floating in the air, scaring Stark while watching him work.
It is indeed useless to change the personality into a ghost in the tower, but the biggest creed that Schiller believes in is that not everything in this world has to be useful, just have fun.
The biggest shortcoming of the ghost in combat is that it has no entity, but it becomes its greatest advantage when it comes to having fun. Without Schiller, Stark can't beat him. How can you win if you don't fight?
Stark has now personally experienced the revenge of an evil spirit. He is working here, and Schiller is giving him psychological therapy next to him. Just do the therapy. Schiller is still flying around in the sky, painting for a while. An S, I will draw a B.
Don't get me wrong, the "SB" here refers to "Stark Brilliant".Stark was so angry that he broke three wrenches. Otherwise, Schiller was premeditated for revenge. He could spit out one gray mist after breaking it.
Just a second before Stark decided he couldn't bear it anymore and exploded, Schiller suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then showed a confused expression.
Then he started flying around without a trace, looking here and there, as if he was looking for something.
"What are you doing?" Stark said, looking back at Schiller who was about to fly out.
"I seem to hear someone saying in my ear, where are there a lot of money, a lot of patients or something." Schiller looked around doubtfully, and then said.
"Now, who is insane?" Stark snorted angrily, but quickly got back to work. He wanted to take advantage of Schiller's quiet time to finish the key parts quickly.
Suddenly, Schiller screamed, which frightened Stark so much that he broke a part. He turned to look at Schiller and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Schiller stared straight ahead and said: "I saw a lot of delicious food, sashimi with mustard soy sauce, cola chicken wings, olive oil pan-fried salmon, orange mulled wine, brownie cake... they were all It’s my favorite dish, and I can smell the aroma.”
"You're not turning into a ghost and causing yourself some problems, are you?" Stark squinted his eyes and said, "Where is there food here?"
"Wait a minute." Schiller said in a louder voice: "I saw a lot of gold and banknotes just thrown on the ground, ownerless things, man!"
Schiller involuntarily floated in one direction. Only then did Stark realize that something was wrong. He shouted in the direction of Schiller: "Schiller! Schiller! Come back quickly!!"
Schiller seemed to wake up for a moment. He shook his head and found that he was still inside the head of Galactus.
"What's going on, Gray Mist?" he asked.
"Not sure, but I can feel subtle changes in the magnetic field. You know, quantum mapping and stuff. I haven't figured this part out yet."
Suddenly, Schiller was stunned again. Many superheroes appeared in front of his eyes. Pictures of Schiller getting along with the superheroes were played back and forth in front of his eyes. Among them were some superheroes who suffered from psychological and emotional problems. Come to him for help.
Each one of these hallucinations is one of Schiller's favorite patients, simply the kind of person who is full of contradictions and confusion but has a long mouth.
Looking at this dreamlike paradise, Schiller drifted over involuntarily, not hearing Stark's shout behind him at all.
This time it was the gray mist that woke Schiller up.
After Schiller woke up, he said, "Is this the sequelae of becoming a ghost? How come I can see the revolving lantern?"
After a while, the noise in his ears became clearer, and he heard a familiar little girl's voice saying in his ear: "Doctor, if you can hear it, you must come over and do me a favor. If it works, When I get back, I will ask my dad to increase the consultation fee by 20 points for the next quarter..."
"coming!"
With a "swish", Schiller disappeared, leaving Stark alone looking blankly at the air in front of him.
With a "swish" sound, a figure in a white coat appeared in the room and rushed towards the altar that Helen had drawn, which was not much different from the second-hand market.
The things on the ground did not change, but the color of the food became slightly darker.
After a while, Schiller finally emerged from the ground. He looked at Helen a little angrily and said, "I didn't take Loki seriously when he said you were not serious about reading. You already know that you are going to use coins as a sacrifice. Don’t you know that you have to burn this thing to be useful?”
"Of course I know, but this is real money!" Helen picked up all the banknotes on the ground with her hands and feet, but Schiller, suffering from the pain of being without a body, could only watch her put away the banknotes and gold.
"You will be punished for lying like this!" Schiller shouted angrily: "I came here after seeing the money and gold!"
"Stop bluffing, doctor, we all know that you came here because you heard that the consultation fee will increase by 20 points next quarter. That is 20% of at least [-] million US dollars! Stark is bleeding!"
After being exposed, Schiller curled his lips, looked around, pointed at the plastic figures on the ground and said: "Then at least burn these figures for me. They are much less troublesome than themselves."
"Illegal burning of plastic products is illegal in New Jersey and will result in fines ranging from $500 to $1000."
"Then I think love is appreciation rather than possession."
Eddie next to him looked around in confusion, wondering who Helen was talking to. At this moment, Venom's voice sounded in his ears: "Oh, I forgot to turn your brain waves back... let's go." !”
The next second, Eddie saw a white ghost floating in the air.
"what!!!!!!"
The mulled wine is super delicious!Hiccup~
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