The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

The Joker and Spider-Man broke up.

On a torrential rainy night, the clown disappeared alone at the end of the dark street, like a person who does not tell stories of countless tragedies.

The main reason is that the clown really didn't know what to say in Gotham's good neighbor's acceptance speech, so he decided to reluctantly leave this award to Spider-Man alone.

Well, it’s actually because Spider-Man is so annoying, his style of painting is totally different from this taciturn city, he not only has to chat with the clown every second, but if the clown doesn’t respond to him, he tells about him alone s story.

The clown is a person with excellent endurance, just think of him as a crazy version of Batman, he has all the characteristics of Batman, and his willpower is naturally not a problem, he can bear anything in order to achieve his goals.

He planned to wait until Spider-Man had nothing to say and then he would be quiet, but who would have expected that Spider-Man would have thousands of stories to tell in his short ten-year life.

When Spider-Man has exhausted almost every minute and second of his life experience, and began to count the life experiences of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, the clown knows that patience without results is meaningless.

And Spider-Man doesn't just tell the Joker.

The bicycle fell on the side of the road, and he was going to make a speech about parking the bicycle indiscriminately, which violated public order and might trip people over or even crush pet dogs.

When someone is carrying a heavy object upstairs, he needs to teach him how to use his waist so as not to hurt his muscles, and which leg is easier to go upstairs when carrying a heavy object.

The drainpipe on the roof was dripping, and while he was tapping, he began to talk about the effect of gravitational potential energy on raindrops, as well as the history of making metal drainpipes, the life of the inventor, and the economic background of the era of large-scale use in the United States.

For the first time, the clown abandoned his object of use without any external interference and without extracting a clean surplus value, just because he was simply too annoying.

But without Spider-Man, it is impossible for the Joker to walk around the streets to find Robin like Spider-Man.

The clown's super wisdom told him that the current Robin's behavior pattern has completely changed. If he uses the previous behavior pattern to copy it, mistakes are likely to occur. It is very difficult to catch them with the previous method.

The clown returned to the clown gang's residence and found that the clown girl was not there. He directly sent a message to all the staff, asking them to look for the Robins in Gotham.

As a result, before the person who was looking for it returned any news, Batman's No. [-] Robin Jason Todd blasted open the door of the Clown Gang with a howitzer.

"Listen up, people inside! From today onwards, we're taking over everything in Nottingham High Street, join the family or die!"

When the red hood and the clown who rushed in stared wide-eyed, both of them were stunned.

"clown?!!"

The Joker thought that the Red Hood would rush up again, grab him by the collar and throw him against the wall to beat him a few times, so he didn't run or move at all.

But the red hood stared at the clown in surprise and said, "Joker? Why are you here? I heard that this is the territory of the gangsters?"

Then the red hood looked around the surrounding environment, and found that there were many graffiti with smiling faces and the graffiti spray-painted in the center of the wall, which was completely the image of a clown.

"So you're also a gangster?!"

"...This is not a gangster!"

"But you are their boss, they all listen to you, and then you commit crimes together. Isn't this a gangster?"

"They are just cannon fodder I recruited!"

"The gangsters are all cannon fodder!"

After the words fell, the red hood put away the bazooka on his shoulders, shook the leg that was not supporting the center of gravity a little roguely, touched his nose with his hand and said.

"Your Excellency the Godfather said that to be a gangster, you must first have a broad mind. If this is the case, I won't bother with you about the shitty things you did before. How about you and your subordinates hanging out with us?"

"You... Batman..."

"What are you talking about? How do you know about Batman? You can't live without Batman, right? Tell me something quickly, do you want to do it?!"

The clown's current mood can probably be summed up as——what he says are all my words!
After experiencing the initial shock, the clown took a deep breath and came back to his senses. He folded his arms and looked at the red hood in front of him and said, "What the hell are you doing? Batman's serious, stinking face finally drove you crazy Already?!"

"As you can see, we just set up a gangster family in Gotham City." Red Hood shrugged, as if he was just talking about what he ate this morning. The clown said: "Don't change the subject, you are the last gangster on this street, if you are done with, this street will belong to us."

"For the sake of you being our old acquaintance, let me ask one last time, do you want to do it?!"

Just as the clown was about to say something, his mentally disturbed clown fans couldn't bear it any longer. A man rushed out from behind a pile of discarded soda cans, yelling in a strange language, Take a gun and shoot at this side.

Immediately after listening to "boom boom boom", "bang bang bang", "swish swish", the entire clown gang became the scene of a gang fight. After ten minutes passed, Jason and Harley brought people over to clean up At the scene, I happened to run into Harley, the clown girl who was passing by.

The Harley Quinn stood in front of the street and stared blankly at the strangely-shaped charred wreckage in front of her. There was only one thing in her mind—where is my house? ? ?

Harley looked at the Harley Quinn who had the same face as her own but was dressed like a punk parrot, and there was only one thing in her mind - who is this? ? ?

Meanwhile, the clown, who slipped away unscathed, swallowed back his agreement to fuck with the red hood, gangsters are downright rude!No beauty!

Immediately afterwards, the Joker came to the Gotham Police Station, but this time he did not turn himself in. He was very confident that he could persuade the Penguin who is now behind bars to join him in figuring out what was going on.

As a result, he heard Gordon and a government official on the phone on the balcony on the second floor, revealing that the Penguin had just been fished out, and it was Gotham's new gangster family "Neville" family who fished him out.

As soon as the word Neville comes out, what else does the clown not understand?
At this moment, the Joker suddenly realizes that this may be the unprecedented super invincible huge fun that Gotham has ever seen.

Because the clown discovered at this time that these teenagers didn't suddenly go crazy, they really realized something.

They are even willing to put down their serious moral bottom line in the past for this ridiculous gangster career, to pay and accept bribes to catch criminals in the police station.

And now he actually wasted his time stopping Robin, instead of rushing to Batman immediately, paying full attention to his every move, every expression, and watching this huge game that may overturn Gotham with Batman. fun?

The clown almost flipped out from the balcony of the Gotham Police Station using both hands and feet, and then came to the Batcave at the fastest speed, standing outside the Batcave and knocking on the door like Spiderman knocking on the door.

"Open the door! Open the door! Is there anyone? Is Batman home? Open the door!"

After Batman opened the door, he saw the clown standing outside. There was no surprise, because he had already seen the clown in the monitoring room.

The Joker gave Batman a big smile, clasped his hands, winked at Batman and said, "The Robins are busy these days, aren't they?"

"What do you want?" Batman said, narrowing his eyes.

Batman's tone seemed to be that the clown cared about the whereabouts of the Robins in order to attack the Robins, but he heard the clown say.

"It seems that the new Robin doesn't like being around you very much either, but I have a good candidate to recommend to you."

"……Who?"

"Me, what do you think?"

The Joker didn't miss the look of shock in Batman's eyes, but he really recommended himself.

Not only because it is fun to watch Batman up close, but also because Batman is the only one who has the same wisdom as him, can talk to him, understands him very well, speaks little and is not annoying, and can gather the audience and The perfect companion for the main character.

What the Joker really thinks is that only Batman deserves to see this great fun with him.

Taunt Robin, question Robin, understand Robin, be Robin.

Batman took a deep breath, but he still stepped aside a little, and welcomed the Joker into the Batcave with a serious expression.

He doesn't have mind reading skills, so he can't figure out what the clown is thinking. He just hopes that if he can drag the culprit to his side, maybe he will have fewer plots against the Robins, and his children will be safer Some, Batman always chooses.

The clown, who had completely changed his mentality, returned to the Batcave as if he had returned to his own home. As soon as Batman turned his head, he saw the clown slumped on the only sofa in the Batcave, holding a pillow in one hand and holding a pillow that Jason hadn’t seen before in the other. Flaunted the finished snack in his mouth - he was more at ease than Robin.

But this is not unreasonable. Every time Robin comes to the Batcave either to receive training or to quarrel with Batman, all the endless snacks are because the atmosphere was good at the beginning. There will be a quarrel, and then it is a happy thing to throw snacks and leave.

The clown leaned on the sofa and ate potato chips, his mouth was full of potato chips, and he said to Batman: "Where's your huge screen? Move it out, I just put the camera you placed in the clown gang base before. You can get the wiring right on that little guy with the red hood, can't you?"

Batman stood silently for a while, and soon, a huge projection screen appeared in the hall, the clown slumped on the sofa eating snacks, and Batman was standing in the shadow behind him fully armed.

To the clown's surprise, the first picture that appeared on the screen wasn't the gunfire of the gangsters, but a table appeared in the picture with the red hood as the No. 1 perspective.

The table was a bit messy, there was an unloaded gun on it, and the parts were scattered everywhere, but there was a letter in the very center of the table, and the letter had just been opened.

The surveillance screen zoomed out a little bit, and Batman found that Red Hood was standing behind a chair, and on the chair was Red Robin, who was reaching out to dip the ink in the pen.

Red Robin picked up the pen to write a letter on a new piece of stationery, it seemed that he was going to reply to someone, the letter was already half written, so he couldn't see what the title was, and the red hood kept shaking like ADHD, It is almost impossible to read the contents of the letter.

But Batman still used his amazing dynamic vision to capture the last words and the name of the recipient when signing the letter.

"...According to the plan, the conquest of Nottingham Street went very smoothly. Our next goal is Ballady Street. Thank you very much for your thoughtful answers and guidance. I look forward to hearing from Sicily. God bless you forever.

To His Excellency Godfather Carmine Falcone. "

Tongtiandai!