The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

Facts have proved that the classic allusion of "Wolf is Coming" has been passed down for so many years, and it has been enduring for so long, so it naturally has its unique features.

In all the years Batman has fought against the Joker, he has learned all too well about the Joker's behavior patterns and plotting methods.

Many fans of DC comics find it hard to understand, Batman is so powerful, why did he find out that the clown is messing around at the last moment when the clown asks him to make multiple-choice questions about human nature?Shouldn't he be the first to find out when he kidnapped the hostage?

The first is because Batman is like the emperor in the feudal monarchy, the 72 concubines of the Sangong Sixth Court, and countless villains in Gotham take turns to make troubles, and he is not the only one who favors the clown.

When the clown was making trouble secretly, some villains had already brought those brutal crime scenes to the table, and Batman must have chosen to stop the most harmful ones first.

The second is because, before the clown decides to prepare a feast, he must come up with some appetizers to attract Batman's attention, or explain one thing and secretly another.

No matter which set Batman pursues, the Joker can make another set into a feast and serve it to Batman at a later time. On the surface, whether Batman is chasing the Joker's ass or there is no way to stop the conspiracy in advance, but In fact, he may have solved a dozen conspiracies along the way.

Batman has been through this too many times, so of course he thinks the Joker must be playing with another two-pronged problem this time to mess with his mind.

According to Batman's analysis, it seems that the victim of the Joker's conspiracy this time is Spider-Man. After all, the Joker injected the Darkness Potion concentrated by Gotham rainwater into his body not long after Spider-Man's debut, and wanted to see him Blackened, and then turned against Batman.

But in fact, this is just the clown's temporary plan, and the trap he has laid long ago is aimed at the group of Robins who often show up in Gotham.

In this matter alone, Batman has no other possibilities to consider. After all, what reason and motivation does the Bat Family have to make a big bomb and come back to destroy Gotham?
What's the point?How could their temperament suddenly change in such a short period of time?No matter who thinks about it, the possibility of this is extremely low, almost equal to no.

This is about Batman's stereotype of the universe Schiller is in, or it can't be said to be a stereotype. There are so many universes and so many Gothams, which Gotham is different, even Gothams from different universes? Where could it be?
Since they are all the same, the birds are equivalent to going on a trip, and because the universe where Schiller lives in Gotham is more sunny, they should be more cheerful and lively after returning. How could they suddenly want to destroy the world? ?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
But most of the coincidences in this world are unreasonable. The Robins just went crazy suddenly, and the madness just fits the clown's behavior pattern. Batman can logically pin the blame on the clown, and because the clown I never thought that I might have a day when Dou E was wronged, and I didn't leave any room for myself to clean up, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I would not be able to clean up.

He's like the kid in the wolf story, he shouted too many times, not only Batman didn't believe him anymore, but none of the villains from top to bottom in Gotham City believed him, because the clown pitted them It's not the first time the villain has used them as weapons.

Riddler, Penguin, Mudface, Hugo, and Black Mask mostly sneered when they heard the voice of the clown crying wolf, and turned a deaf ear to it. Shut him out, simply disappear.

In the end, the one who sincerely believes in the sound of "Wolf is coming" has to be Spider-Man.

"What? Mr. Clown, you said that a villain made a big nuclear bomb and wanted to blow up the city, why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

Spider-Man anxiously grabbed the clown's sleeve, stared and said, the clown's eyes rolled slightly, he immediately turned to respond to Spider-man and said: "Listen, your name is Spider-Man, right? I have to tell You, Batman, are human too, he's not omniscient, so if he tells you it's okay it doesn't necessarily mean it's okay..."

"Of course, I don't think he is a god who knows everything. There must be things he didn't expect."

Instead, the clown was stunned for a moment. It was the first time he saw Robin who didn't worship Batman as a god.

"So, tell me what's going on, and the two of us can work together to prevent some super criminal from blowing up the city!"

Hearing Spider-Man's tone, the Joker thought for a while, looked at Spider-Man and said, "You seem to be very experienced in this?"

Spider-Man opened his mouth and closed it again, and finally said helplessly: "You may not believe it, in the past few years, I have been running on the road to save the world, and the city I was in was bombed How many times."

"Then I think we have something in common." The clown immediately acted like a persuasive philosopher, but he did not describe himself as a good person, but rather sincerely said: "In the past days, I A criminal indeed, I surrendered myself to the police station and confessed all my crimes, you heard that too, right?"

Spider-Man nodded, affirming his statement, so the clown went further: "You must feel very strange, why did I plead guilty, but escaped from prison again? But I want to say that if it is for myself, It doesn't do any good at all."

"Although I am a mental patient, I will be sent to a mental hospital in the end, but the behavior of escaping from prison in the interrogation room will definitely make the nurse increase the dose of my medicine, which is not a good thing for me."

Spiderman nodded in agreement again, what the clown said was indeed the truth, at least from Spiderman's point of view, there was no flaw, because he really didn't fight the clown for many years like Batman did, and knew his way very well number.

From Spider-Man's point of view, if the clown doesn't want to go to prison, then he doesn't need to turn himself in and plead guilty, but since he has pleaded guilty and escaped from prison, isn't he pleading guilty in vain?
"I escaped because of other secrets. There are some things that only I can prevent, and Batman only takes a wait-and-see attitude and does not respond to the immediate crisis. Dude, it's really not me trying to discredit him."

The clown deliberately adjusted his tone, making his words and tone look younger, fully demonstrating his ability to talk to people and talk nonsense to people.

Sure enough, Spider-Man was aroused curiosity, he made a posture of listening intently, and the clown didn't whet his appetite, but said: "As I said before, there are a group of people who want to restore gangster rules here , They got a large bomb produced by the former Soviet Union, which is a nuclear warhead with a super large yield, and they probably modified this warhead, you should know how dangerous this is, right?"

Spider-Man's eyes widened when he heard the word "modification". He looked at the clown and said, "How did they modify the nuclear warhead? Can they still have a production line?"

"That's the problem, it's just a bunch of crazy teenagers who learned a little bit from Batman on their own, oh, I'm not saying it's Batman's fault, maybe Batman didn't know they dared to be so rash, but you You should know how crazy and extreme your peers are."

Spider-Man showed a hesitant expression, and the clown immediately connected: "It is certain that they have no professional technology at all, and they have no conditions to modify this thing, but they just did it boldly, so the bomb doesn't know anything It's time to explode."

"Listen, Spider-Man, I'm not for Gotham, and I'm not for justice. I'm for my own life. I don't want to be suddenly bombed by a nuclear bomb while watching TV in a mental hospital."

These words are very much in line with the character of the clown. If he said something false to save Gotham or justice, Spider-Man would definitely hear it, but when he said this, Spider-Man was a little unable to distinguish the truth from the false.

After all, in Spider-Man's eyes, who doesn't want to be alive?Even the most ferocious criminals have the possibility of saving their lives, and the logic of the clown's behavior makes sense.

"Although I really want you to die, but obviously you can't stop the nuclear bomb explosion alone, and I don't want you to do complicated work. You have to find a way to find out where they hid the nuclear bomb "The Joker said seriously, looking into Spider-Man's eyes.

"If that's the case, then I..."

"I mean, the two of us figured it out together."

"But I alone..."

"Stop kidding, buddy." The clown deliberately grinned, showing a slightly sinister smile and said: "The consequences of them getting the bomb are the same as you getting the bomb. How do I know if you will be overwhelmed? Press Button, I don't trust anyone, I have to personally make sure this thing won't harm me!"

A typical selfish villain's face, even the smile and raised eyebrows are impeccable, so Spider-Man naturally didn't see anything wrong, he stood still for a while, then nodded and said: " Well, in some extreme cases, I'll work with super criminals, but after this is over, I'll still take you to the police, and you better not take any chances."

"Let's talk about it when the time comes." The clown had a foolish expression of "I will not be obedient when the time comes", but the logic of all his performances is smooth, and the character design is consistent, showing a person who has to stop it in order to save his life. The criminal image of a bigger disaster, Spider-Man doesn't know the Joker that well, so he doesn't think it's a problem.

In this way, the clown tricked Spider-Man into finding the big bomb with him. On the one hand, he wanted to solve the imminent peace crisis in Gotham, and on the other hand, he needed a witness to prove that the madness of the Robins was not his fault. .

But soon, the clown discovered that Spider-Man used exhaustive methods to find anything in Gotham.

There is no subtle reasoning, no rigorous logic, no even guesswork, it's all about power, and he can always find what he wants after searching street by street.

For ordinary people, this method may be too time-consuming, and it is not suitable for such a situation where the bomb explosion is imminent, but who is Spider-Man, his day can be used for 48 hours, and it is over.

In the end, the clown couldn't stand it anymore. To put it bluntly, he and Batman are the same kind of people. They can rely on their brains but never their physical strength in everything. They can predict things like a god and never charge into battle.

But the Spider-Man who came here is still a street hero, and I don't usually see him use his brain. The potion of the source of darkness injected by the clown further strengthened the paranoid aspect of his character.

The clown told him that there must be no such street, and Spiderman didn’t believe it, he had to go through it by himself. According to him, a wise man must have a careless mind. If you make a wrong judgment, Gotham will be destroyed. Yet?How can it be better than me to practice it myself?

And Good Neighbor Spider-Man's ability to meddle in other people's business is simply at the rule level. Search a street and search it. If you see a bicycle falling down, you have to help it, right?If you see someone carrying a heavy object, you have to help lift it, right?Seeing that the drain pipe is dripping, it needs to be repaired, right?

It's not that the clown has not persuaded him that the main conflict should be dealt with first when a disaster is imminent, but the answer he gets is always "don't worry, I will move very quickly and it won't take long."

In fact, it didn't take long, but if this continues, the construction of Gotham's civilization will really flourish.

At that time, the Gotham Good Neighbor Award will be awarded to Spider-Man, and the clown who follows Spider-Man and brushes his face will also have to go on stage to accept the award.

What's even scarier is that the person presenting the award has to be fucking Bruce Wayne.