The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.
Chapter 1631 No time to die (21)
Chapter 1631 No time to die (21)
Spiderman followed Batman to a special room. The light in this room was very full, even a little too strong, and it had already formed signs of light pollution, because there were at least hundreds of large and small screens in the entire room.
The largest main screen was shot in the place where the robbery happened during the day. Spider-Man let out an exclamation as soon as he walked in, and then rubbed his eyes vigorously, as if he was not used to the light.
"God, how many cameras have you put in Gotham?" Spider-Man was still a little uncomfortable with the word Gotham, almost biting his tongue when he pronounced it, but his attention was quickly attracted by the pictures on the surveillance screen passed.
"As you can see, this is a dark city with a very high crime rate."
"Extremely high? How high?"
"Gotham Police Department reported 6113 crimes this year, half of which were serious crimes."
"... Isn't that similar to New York?"
Batman turned his head to look at Spiderman, Spiderman sighed and said, "I also heard from Uncle Ben this morning that there were about 5739 crimes reported in New York this year, an increase of about 40% compared to last year."
Batman turned back and was about to continue talking when Spider-Man continued: "But this is just an ordinary crime case, not counting cases of alien invasion, biological mutation, mutants going crazy, mutants out of control, etc. If you count them, It may be seven or eight thousand."
"Moreover, New York has been destroyed more times than usual this year. The alien invasion and Thanos alone have destroyed New York four or five times. If you look at the victimization rate, at least 90% of New Yorkers have been affected. Influence."
Batman narrowed his eyes slightly. He looked at Spider-Man and said, "So who is in charge of law and order in New York City? I mean who among the superheroes, the 'Mr. Stark' you mentioned?"
"Responsible? If you want to say responsible, SHIELD should be responsible. It is an officially established supernatural monitoring organization, and they also organized the Avengers. During these huge disasters, it was basically the Avengers who saved New York."
"Well, speaking of it, I haven't been a good neighbor to help for a long time." Spider-Man sighed and said, "I'm either fighting aliens or evil gods every day, and I'm either preventing this world from destroying or preventing that world from destroying. .”
Batman silently turned his head back again, and said, "Then you should be more suitable for Metropolis."
"The crimes in Gotham are mainly vicious robberies, kidnappings and bombings. Most of the criminals who commit these heavy cases are super criminals with super high IQ. They are cunning, cruel and evil. Never underestimate them as a criminal. talent."
"Indeed." Spider-Man nodded in agreement and said, "That black mask kidnapped such a small child that day, it's simply too evil, you have to deal with them every day, it must be quite hard, right?"
Batman paused again with his hand on the console, he shook his head lightly and said, "Black Mask is far from being cunning and evil, these two words are always more suitable..."
"Drip-drip-drip-"
A sharp siren sounded, and Batman quickly turned his head, squinting his eyes at the flashing warning light outside the door.
As if sensing something, Spider-Man turned his head to look at the largest screen, and then Batman looked up and saw the pattern of bat lights flashing in the dark sky of Gotham on the main screen.
"God, this is the coolest car I've ever seen...Uh, uh, is it a sports car? Or a branch of a tank?!" shouted Spider-Man sitting on the Batmobile.
"It's the Batmobile," Batman replied.
"Fuck-"
With the sound of sharp brakes, Batman drifted smoothly into the back of the alley where the theater is located, and then quickly and accurately reversed the car into the garage. After parking the Batmobile, Batman rushed out of the car, and Spiderman Immediately afterwards, the two rushed through the back door of the theater together.
"Gordon said on the phone that the clown has kidnapped a couple and their child here, and if I don't come over, he will force the little boy to press a button to kill his parents."
"Isn't this too strange?!" Spider-Man in the new uniform raised his voice and said, "How can a kidnapper strongly request to see the police? Wouldn't he be able to see you if he turned himself in directly to jail?"
"First of all, I'm not a cop, I'm Batman, and second, he's not a kidnapper, he's the Joker."
Batman turned his head and glanced at Spiderman, and said, "You have to learn the rules of this game first, and don't act rashly."
"Okay, don't worry!"
"Oh!"
Spider-Man kicked off the railing on the second floor of the theater, a spider thread stuck to the ceiling, swished onto the stage, stood in front of the clown, pointed at him and said, "Damn kidnapper! !Let go of that boy, or I'll make you look good!!!"
At this time, Batman rushed to the front of the second floor, and was lucky enough to see a slightly bewildered expression on the face of his old enemy, the Joker, who always had an evil smile.
Suddenly, the clown wrinkled his nose vigorously, showed a very evil smile to Spider-Man and said, "I smell it! I smell the smell from bird feathers!"
"Batman adopted another poor homeless bird, huh, he adopted you, groomed you, and turned you into that serious stinky face too!"
"Your name is a clown, right? Listen, Mr. Clown from who knows what circus, first of all, put down that damn gun in your hand and don't point it at anyone, it's very dangerous .”
"Secondly, let that boy throw away the button in his hand. Children can't do such dangerous things. Finally, your hairstyle is very cool. In which hair salon did you cut it, and what color dyeing cream did you use?"
"Ah..." The clown drew a long voice, raised his chin, stared at Spider-Man with his bloodshot eyes and said, "You want to distract me with your language? You know it won't work Right? Because the poor boy is about to suffer what you and Batman did, and he will lose his parents forever."
"Where did you hide his parents?" Spider-Man asked, staring.
"Of course it's in a big bomb, hahahahahahahaha!!!" The clown let out a series of crazy smiles.
"I'm going to have him hit that button in front of Batman later, blow his parents to pieces, and then what's Batman going to do, bring this poor boy home?"
"But he failed to save the poor child's parents, what will the child think of him? Is his rescue mercy or compensation? Does he really think he can replace his parents?"
Spider-Man turned his attention to the kidnapped boy, a cute-looking little white boy in overalls, a beret, tear-stained face, and a huge At this moment, he was tied to the chair, only his fingers could move, and his eyes were flickering with fear.
Out of sympathy, Spiderman instinctively took a step forward, but the next second, he froze in place.
Then, he jumped on the spot, jumped back two or three meters, then quickly stretched out an arm, a spider thread stuck to the ceiling again, and swung to the second floor with an extremely agile posture, blocking the approaching Jumping Batman.
"Don't go." Spider-Man looked back at the scene on stage and said, "That kid is with him!"
The Joker and Batman froze together.
"Just now my spider sense told me that this child is in great danger." Spiderman lowered his voice and said to Batman: "This may be a scene they directed together. If you really save him and put When he brought it home, he brought the bomb back with him."
Batman narrowed his eyes. His attention had been drawn to the Joker before, but when he cast his gaze on the little boy, he realized something was wrong almost immediately.
The rope was tied tightly, and the skin on the little boy's wrist was very tender, but when the rope rubbed a red mark, the wound disappeared almost immediately.
"Mudface!" Batman called out his name angrily.
But before his words fell to the ground, there was a "bang", a huge flower pot crossed a beautiful parabola, and hit the center of the stage straight. The moment the dust and mist flew up, a black shadow was almost It swung over with the vase at the same time, and landed on the stage silently.
"boom!"
Spider-Man landed an uppercut on the Joker's jaw, followed by another back-slam while holding his upper body, smashing him to the stage floor.
The pitiful little boy sitting on the chair finally showed his real body, just as Batman expected, he is one of Gotham's super criminals, with a mud face with the ability to imitate other people's images.
Spider-Man knocked out the clown, turned around and kicked Muddy Face on the back, but Muddy Face was really like a lump of mud. Although the kicked mud splashed, it was firmly fixed on the ground and He didn't get knocked out and didn't fall down.
Seeing that his plot was exposed, Mudface didn't stay long, and decisively sold out his teammates, and fled along the ceiling like a ball of gel. Spiderman missed two sticky bombs, and Mudface jumped out of the window , disappeared in the rainy night of Gotham.
Spiderman turned to look at the clown, but Batman had already appeared in front of the clown. He picked up the clown who had fainted on the ground with his hand, and said to Spiderman: "Look around here to see if they really arranged bomb, I'll go and hand him over to Gordon, and put him in a madhouse."
Spider-Man nodded and turned to work.
Batman watched his back and thought, this boy named Spider-Man is like the perfect assistant who fell from the sky.
He is kind, powerful, alert and powerful, and more importantly, has the ability to forewarn and will not easily fall into the trap of criminals. At the same time, he has no difference with Batman in dealing with criminals. He is just like a natural Robin.
While Batman was thinking, he took the clown into the police car, and he was too absorbed in thinking, so he didn't notice the clown lying on the ground who should have fainted, with a particularly cruel smile on his pale face.
Arriving at Arkham Asylum, Batman threw the Joker on the floor of the special care unit, and just as he was about to turn around and leave, a faint laugh came from behind him.
"Hahahahaha... Batman, Batman! I said long ago that the Bat-family and your birds are nothing more than a drag on you, and soon you will see how free you are without them, You will be...how great!!"
Batman's footsteps stopped, he turned his head and stared at the clown with deep eyes and said, "Joker, what conspiracy are you planning?"
"Planning? No, no, no, everything is happening naturally, starting from the little bird you brought back, he will fall into an inescapable rut, embracing the endless darkness of human nature one step earlier than you .”
Batman walked back quickly, broke the clown's shoulder blade with an elbow, picked up his neck, and began to rummage on him. fell out.
"What's this?" Batman asked.
The clown was rolling on the ground giggling, laughing like he was going to die. Amidst the sharp laughter, he occasionally spit out a few incoherent words. Batman only heard the clown say: "It's you! It's you! Batman Hero! It is the darkness of Gotham City! It is the darkness that will never go away!"
"Batman, Batman!" The clown began to pant non-stop, as if he was laughing or crying, he shouted Batman's name, and then said: "Those birds in your wings can enjoy The light that other people cannot enjoy is not in line with the justice you are pursuing, so I will let them share the darkness!"
"What did you inject him with?" Batman broke the clown's leg bone with his foot, and the clown let out a sharp cry, followed by continuous breathing.
"Condensed Gotham rainwater... the truly pure source of darkness, Batman, your child is about to become your enemy, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiccup
(End of this chapter)
Spiderman followed Batman to a special room. The light in this room was very full, even a little too strong, and it had already formed signs of light pollution, because there were at least hundreds of large and small screens in the entire room.
The largest main screen was shot in the place where the robbery happened during the day. Spider-Man let out an exclamation as soon as he walked in, and then rubbed his eyes vigorously, as if he was not used to the light.
"God, how many cameras have you put in Gotham?" Spider-Man was still a little uncomfortable with the word Gotham, almost biting his tongue when he pronounced it, but his attention was quickly attracted by the pictures on the surveillance screen passed.
"As you can see, this is a dark city with a very high crime rate."
"Extremely high? How high?"
"Gotham Police Department reported 6113 crimes this year, half of which were serious crimes."
"... Isn't that similar to New York?"
Batman turned his head to look at Spiderman, Spiderman sighed and said, "I also heard from Uncle Ben this morning that there were about 5739 crimes reported in New York this year, an increase of about 40% compared to last year."
Batman turned back and was about to continue talking when Spider-Man continued: "But this is just an ordinary crime case, not counting cases of alien invasion, biological mutation, mutants going crazy, mutants out of control, etc. If you count them, It may be seven or eight thousand."
"Moreover, New York has been destroyed more times than usual this year. The alien invasion and Thanos alone have destroyed New York four or five times. If you look at the victimization rate, at least 90% of New Yorkers have been affected. Influence."
Batman narrowed his eyes slightly. He looked at Spider-Man and said, "So who is in charge of law and order in New York City? I mean who among the superheroes, the 'Mr. Stark' you mentioned?"
"Responsible? If you want to say responsible, SHIELD should be responsible. It is an officially established supernatural monitoring organization, and they also organized the Avengers. During these huge disasters, it was basically the Avengers who saved New York."
"Well, speaking of it, I haven't been a good neighbor to help for a long time." Spider-Man sighed and said, "I'm either fighting aliens or evil gods every day, and I'm either preventing this world from destroying or preventing that world from destroying. .”
Batman silently turned his head back again, and said, "Then you should be more suitable for Metropolis."
"The crimes in Gotham are mainly vicious robberies, kidnappings and bombings. Most of the criminals who commit these heavy cases are super criminals with super high IQ. They are cunning, cruel and evil. Never underestimate them as a criminal. talent."
"Indeed." Spider-Man nodded in agreement and said, "That black mask kidnapped such a small child that day, it's simply too evil, you have to deal with them every day, it must be quite hard, right?"
Batman paused again with his hand on the console, he shook his head lightly and said, "Black Mask is far from being cunning and evil, these two words are always more suitable..."
"Drip-drip-drip-"
A sharp siren sounded, and Batman quickly turned his head, squinting his eyes at the flashing warning light outside the door.
As if sensing something, Spider-Man turned his head to look at the largest screen, and then Batman looked up and saw the pattern of bat lights flashing in the dark sky of Gotham on the main screen.
"God, this is the coolest car I've ever seen...Uh, uh, is it a sports car? Or a branch of a tank?!" shouted Spider-Man sitting on the Batmobile.
"It's the Batmobile," Batman replied.
"Fuck-"
With the sound of sharp brakes, Batman drifted smoothly into the back of the alley where the theater is located, and then quickly and accurately reversed the car into the garage. After parking the Batmobile, Batman rushed out of the car, and Spiderman Immediately afterwards, the two rushed through the back door of the theater together.
"Gordon said on the phone that the clown has kidnapped a couple and their child here, and if I don't come over, he will force the little boy to press a button to kill his parents."
"Isn't this too strange?!" Spider-Man in the new uniform raised his voice and said, "How can a kidnapper strongly request to see the police? Wouldn't he be able to see you if he turned himself in directly to jail?"
"First of all, I'm not a cop, I'm Batman, and second, he's not a kidnapper, he's the Joker."
Batman turned his head and glanced at Spiderman, and said, "You have to learn the rules of this game first, and don't act rashly."
"Okay, don't worry!"
"Oh!"
Spider-Man kicked off the railing on the second floor of the theater, a spider thread stuck to the ceiling, swished onto the stage, stood in front of the clown, pointed at him and said, "Damn kidnapper! !Let go of that boy, or I'll make you look good!!!"
At this time, Batman rushed to the front of the second floor, and was lucky enough to see a slightly bewildered expression on the face of his old enemy, the Joker, who always had an evil smile.
Suddenly, the clown wrinkled his nose vigorously, showed a very evil smile to Spider-Man and said, "I smell it! I smell the smell from bird feathers!"
"Batman adopted another poor homeless bird, huh, he adopted you, groomed you, and turned you into that serious stinky face too!"
"Your name is a clown, right? Listen, Mr. Clown from who knows what circus, first of all, put down that damn gun in your hand and don't point it at anyone, it's very dangerous .”
"Secondly, let that boy throw away the button in his hand. Children can't do such dangerous things. Finally, your hairstyle is very cool. In which hair salon did you cut it, and what color dyeing cream did you use?"
"Ah..." The clown drew a long voice, raised his chin, stared at Spider-Man with his bloodshot eyes and said, "You want to distract me with your language? You know it won't work Right? Because the poor boy is about to suffer what you and Batman did, and he will lose his parents forever."
"Where did you hide his parents?" Spider-Man asked, staring.
"Of course it's in a big bomb, hahahahahahahaha!!!" The clown let out a series of crazy smiles.
"I'm going to have him hit that button in front of Batman later, blow his parents to pieces, and then what's Batman going to do, bring this poor boy home?"
"But he failed to save the poor child's parents, what will the child think of him? Is his rescue mercy or compensation? Does he really think he can replace his parents?"
Spider-Man turned his attention to the kidnapped boy, a cute-looking little white boy in overalls, a beret, tear-stained face, and a huge At this moment, he was tied to the chair, only his fingers could move, and his eyes were flickering with fear.
Out of sympathy, Spiderman instinctively took a step forward, but the next second, he froze in place.
Then, he jumped on the spot, jumped back two or three meters, then quickly stretched out an arm, a spider thread stuck to the ceiling again, and swung to the second floor with an extremely agile posture, blocking the approaching Jumping Batman.
"Don't go." Spider-Man looked back at the scene on stage and said, "That kid is with him!"
The Joker and Batman froze together.
"Just now my spider sense told me that this child is in great danger." Spiderman lowered his voice and said to Batman: "This may be a scene they directed together. If you really save him and put When he brought it home, he brought the bomb back with him."
Batman narrowed his eyes. His attention had been drawn to the Joker before, but when he cast his gaze on the little boy, he realized something was wrong almost immediately.
The rope was tied tightly, and the skin on the little boy's wrist was very tender, but when the rope rubbed a red mark, the wound disappeared almost immediately.
"Mudface!" Batman called out his name angrily.
But before his words fell to the ground, there was a "bang", a huge flower pot crossed a beautiful parabola, and hit the center of the stage straight. The moment the dust and mist flew up, a black shadow was almost It swung over with the vase at the same time, and landed on the stage silently.
"boom!"
Spider-Man landed an uppercut on the Joker's jaw, followed by another back-slam while holding his upper body, smashing him to the stage floor.
The pitiful little boy sitting on the chair finally showed his real body, just as Batman expected, he is one of Gotham's super criminals, with a mud face with the ability to imitate other people's images.
Spider-Man knocked out the clown, turned around and kicked Muddy Face on the back, but Muddy Face was really like a lump of mud. Although the kicked mud splashed, it was firmly fixed on the ground and He didn't get knocked out and didn't fall down.
Seeing that his plot was exposed, Mudface didn't stay long, and decisively sold out his teammates, and fled along the ceiling like a ball of gel. Spiderman missed two sticky bombs, and Mudface jumped out of the window , disappeared in the rainy night of Gotham.
Spiderman turned to look at the clown, but Batman had already appeared in front of the clown. He picked up the clown who had fainted on the ground with his hand, and said to Spiderman: "Look around here to see if they really arranged bomb, I'll go and hand him over to Gordon, and put him in a madhouse."
Spider-Man nodded and turned to work.
Batman watched his back and thought, this boy named Spider-Man is like the perfect assistant who fell from the sky.
He is kind, powerful, alert and powerful, and more importantly, has the ability to forewarn and will not easily fall into the trap of criminals. At the same time, he has no difference with Batman in dealing with criminals. He is just like a natural Robin.
While Batman was thinking, he took the clown into the police car, and he was too absorbed in thinking, so he didn't notice the clown lying on the ground who should have fainted, with a particularly cruel smile on his pale face.
Arriving at Arkham Asylum, Batman threw the Joker on the floor of the special care unit, and just as he was about to turn around and leave, a faint laugh came from behind him.
"Hahahahaha... Batman, Batman! I said long ago that the Bat-family and your birds are nothing more than a drag on you, and soon you will see how free you are without them, You will be...how great!!"
Batman's footsteps stopped, he turned his head and stared at the clown with deep eyes and said, "Joker, what conspiracy are you planning?"
"Planning? No, no, no, everything is happening naturally, starting from the little bird you brought back, he will fall into an inescapable rut, embracing the endless darkness of human nature one step earlier than you .”
Batman walked back quickly, broke the clown's shoulder blade with an elbow, picked up his neck, and began to rummage on him. fell out.
"What's this?" Batman asked.
The clown was rolling on the ground giggling, laughing like he was going to die. Amidst the sharp laughter, he occasionally spit out a few incoherent words. Batman only heard the clown say: "It's you! It's you! Batman Hero! It is the darkness of Gotham City! It is the darkness that will never go away!"
"Batman, Batman!" The clown began to pant non-stop, as if he was laughing or crying, he shouted Batman's name, and then said: "Those birds in your wings can enjoy The light that other people cannot enjoy is not in line with the justice you are pursuing, so I will let them share the darkness!"
"What did you inject him with?" Batman broke the clown's leg bone with his foot, and the clown let out a sharp cry, followed by continuous breathing.
"Condensed Gotham rainwater... the truly pure source of darkness, Batman, your child is about to become your enemy, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiccup
(End of this chapter)
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