The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman.

Chapter 1604 Fishing Day (24)
"I'm crazy" and "everyone else is crazy except me", as long as you can firmly have one of the two mentalities, life will be much easier. Since ancient times, people who want to be crazy or not are the most painful.

When you look at something from the perspective of a madman, you will find that they are not only not difficult, but also full of bizarre and absurd fun, the most fun of which is the shocked expression of various people.

When you can separate yourself from the rules of normal people, those expressions of surprise or disgust that look at you as if you are looking at a monster become a rare joy in life, which is the kind of level that you have to revisit in your mind before you lie under the quilt at night.

When Natasha realized this, she found the most fun part of the whole thing, so after preparing the charcoal, she carried the charcoal bucket to the center of the camp by herself, where Nick and Steve camped.

At this time, half of the sun has fallen below the horizon, and the light is gradually dimming. Nick and Steve, who have already set up the sky, are trying to use the wires connected by Eric to provide power to the light strings they brought.

"Oh, you've already done it, Natasha." Steve showed a bright smile at Natasha, neither expressing thanks nor politeness, and he didn't think that Natasha moving a bucket of charcoal by herself was such a big job.

But Natasha put the bucket full of carbon aside with a "bang" and let out a long breath, as if she had spent a lot of effort, which really aroused the curiosity of Steve and Nick.

Nick wrinkled the muscles around his eyes and looked at Natasha and said, "God, aren't you? Did you just walk 200 meters away? As if you just rushed through the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. Bureau for [-] miles to urge me to pay my salary?"

Natasha brushed her long red hair back, rolled her eyes slightly teasingly, shook her head and said, "It's not tiring to deal with these blackened pieces of wood, but it's not the same with those stupid girls who can't read the atmosphere."

Nick and Steve exchanged glances, and Steve glanced back at Gwen Spider-Man who was rummaging through the room, then looked at Natasha and said, "Gwen just went to find you, what did she tell you? Or what did you say to her?"

"I just reminded her that she is not yet of age, and discouraged her plan to get drunk among you big parents."

The key point is obviously in the first half of the sentence. Nick and Steve exchanged this information with their eyes. Nick is not a person who likes to go around in circles on weekdays. He walked directly to the charcoal bucket full of charcoal, took the long tongs from Natasha, and said while turning the charcoal, "Honestly, Natasha, what's going on with you and Schiller?"

"What do you think about the two of us?" Just as Natasha finished speaking, she saw that Steve was about to open his mouth to answer, so she interrupted Steve with some helplessness and said, "Of course it often happens between some adults, and it is not surprising that it happens to us."

"God, you can be more tactful." Nick looked up helplessly at the sky. He shook his arm muscles as if he was not used to it. He stared at Natasha and said, "Well, let's talk about it in detail. Whether it's the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., or you and Schiller's old buddy, I want to know exactly what's going on."

"You still have this hobby?" Natasha wrinkled her nose, looking a little disgusted.

"Not the kind of detail you're thinking about." Nick started growling, and he said loudly, "I mean before that, how did you two...then why not before...I mean, who initiated it?"

"Who else? Nick, you should know that I am an excellent hunter, and a seasoned hunter must be patient."

Nick opened his mouth wide in shock, as if he wanted to swallow the whole house and the whole lake together. Steve also looked at Natasha with shocked eyes and said, "Don't you want to say that you've been hunting Schiller all these years, right?"

"Not that long." Natasha replied ambiguously, and then raised her chin and said, "It's almost the end anyway, and I won't let anyone interfere with me, no matter how powerful or noble he is, you understand me."

Nick's face was wrinkled like a stuffed bun, and Steve hadn't recovered from the aftertaste of shock. Looking at the expressions of the two of them, Natasha burst into joy in her heart.

Of course, it's not enough to just have fun with them, Natasha has not forgotten the business, she has to go crazy in front of Luo Ji.

However, considering that Rocky and Thor are staying together now, and Thor may use lightning to strike anyone who speaks ill of his sister, Natasha can only pretend to care and join their conversation.

Schiller walked back to the tent area on the rocky beach, and said to Nick and Steve: "I confirmed most people's menus. Most people think that our barbecue should include meat skewers with colored peppers, skewers with pickled black peppers or jalapeños, beef steak and lamb chops, plain grilled fish with coarse salt or brushed with cream sauce. At the same time, there should be a pot of hot borscht. Everyone is a little cold."

"As a staple food, we can make pancakes and wrap the food into tacos. We can also make mashed potatoes and pour fish soup and sauce on them. There are also pasta bought by Rocky and Gwen. The vegetables include broccoli, carrots and parsley."

"Of course, I want to make another fish soup, and make a lot of squid you caught into stir-fried squid. There are also some small clams and small fish. It would be a waste to just use it for seasoning. It's better to add some mixed vegetables to stir-fry together."

Schiller thought for a moment, and then said: "Most people can provide fish, so Charles and I thought of several ways to cook fish, such as fish and chips from his hometown, and we also have potatoes."

"I brought a saucepan and beer, so I can make a steamed sea bass. The sashimi of the fish here is not suitable for raw food. It is a good choice to coat the fish with starch to make a slippery fish fillet. Gwen suggested mashing the fish for sandwiches. Charles just brought a portable blender."

Seeing that the two of them just stared at him in a daze, Schiller had to remind him aloud: "Do you two have anything to add?"

"Well, I don't have any more, I can eat anything." Steve began to elbow Nick vigorously, and Nick squeezed back and forth with him not to be outdone.

The two exchanged eyebrows for a long time, and finally Nick clenched his hands into fists and coughed twice, stepped forward and patted Schiller on the shoulder and said, "Of course, we don't have any objections to the menu, just to see what the girls think. We may be late tonight, or we may get drunk. Do you want to make the bed in advance?"

"Oh, you reminded me." Schiller said casually, as if reciting his lines, he said, "I can't bear to lie in bed without making the bed before going to bed. Thank you for reminding me. I'll go now."

Suddenly, Schiller felt a hard object in his hand. Nick stuffed a pistol into Schiller's hand and said, "Take this, doctor. Although I know you don't use it often, we have to be careful of bears. They are very hungry recently, right?"

Schiller took the pistol and fiddled with it a few times, then turned and headed for the hut as if he didn't understand the meaning of Nick's words.

Although this lakeside cottage is called a cottage, it is more like a holiday villa. Eric said before that it is not unreasonable that the owner of the house has to pay high property taxes for it. This villa is actually very large. There are seven rooms upstairs, four of which are the main rooms, which are very spacious.

The seven rooms are arranged on both sides of the corridor. Schiller's room is at the end of the corridor, and the window here can just see their camping site. Because of the angle problem, Schiller only needs to stand a little inside, and others cannot see him.

Seeing that Natasha was talking to Thor and the others, Schiller showed a smile, and he looked down at the pistol in his hand, the Glock 17 standard equipped with S.H.I.E.L.D.

Schiller went to the bedside table and looked out the window to make sure that no one could see him. He disassembled the whole pistol at an extremely fast speed, took a look at the brand new rifling and put it back again. The whole process was so smooth that there was no time for thinking.

Schiller then put the pistol in the drawer of his nightstand and began to make the bed.

While making the bed, he glanced at the scene outside the window from the corner of his eye, and then he found that Natasha chatted with those people in Asgard for a long time, mainly with Hela.

The movement of Schiller's hands slowed down slightly. From his angle, he could just see Hela's aggressive eyes flash by.

The eldest princess narrated her experience of conquering the universe. While narrating, she pretended to walk past Natasha inadvertently, and lightly brushed the back of the female agent's arm with her nails.

Natasha raised her eyebrows almost imperceptibly, and she looked at Hela's side face for a moment, powerful, beautiful, and noble—gender is usually not a problem.

Schiller behind the window on the second floor narrowed his eyes slowly.

"Where did Gwen go?" Luo Ji asked with interest, and just as she was about to turn her head to look for Gwen's Spider-Man figure on the skyline, she felt someone slap her on the back.

"I'm here." Gwen Spider-Man took a step across, and Luo Ji smiled at her with bent eyes: "I thought you really flew into the reeds, the pair you bought before... what is it called... fruit cards, how do you say it is played? I don't want to lose to anyone in the game tonight. You have to make sure I fully understand the rules, so that it is fair."

"What kind of fruit card? It's a German heart card! An ignorant Asgardian." Gwen Spiderman shook his head and said proudly: "Anyway, neither of us knows how to cook, so I can teach you how to play while I'm at it. Let's go, let's go back to the house first.

Before Luo Ji could answer, Gwen Spider-Man rushed into the cabin again. Thor turned his head to look at Luo Ji and said, "What's wrong? Why are you interested in that Gwen Spider-Man again?"

Luo Ji slowly restrained her smile, stared at Gwen's back and said, "I'm not interested in Gwen, I'm interested in Spider-Man."

"You're not mistaken, Peter..."

"There's more than one Peter Parker."

After speaking, Rocky followed Gwen Spiderman. When they walked into the living room on the first floor of the cabin, Schiller just came down from the second floor.

"Gwen, I think we need to talk about the paper you turned in last issue - I just saw it in the mailbox, miss, I called it appalling, you're okay with that?"

Gwen Spider-Man's eyes widened, her mouth opened as wide as an egg, and she glanced down at her watch, then let out a wail, and said, "Dean, don't you?! Can't a vacation break your habit of reading papers every Monday night?!!"

"No." Schiller stood still at the foot of the stairs, turned his head slightly to look at Spider-Man Gwen, and said, "I found 37 spelling mistakes in your short paper of less than 29 words, which broke the record of [-] mistakes made by another student of mine. Miss Gwen, do you mind if I invite Sheriff George to enjoy this amazing masterpiece with me during this wonderful time on Monday night?"

"No! Don't!!" Gwen Spider-Man wailed: "I just had a fight with George of this universe!! You can't let him know... Well, don't look at me like that, Devil Dean! I'll change it now, okay?!"

Schiller turned around and walked up the stairs, without turning his head, he said, "Come to my room, don't even think about eating if you can't finish the correction."

And when Natasha, who finally finished the conversation, turned around, she happened to see, in the window of Schiller's room, Gwen Spiderman walked behind Schiller step by step.

Natasha was dumbfounded.

　A happy person will eventually become a happy child, I would like to call it the first happy child theorem of the universe
　
(End of this chapter)