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Chapter 576 A liar and a filial granddaughter
"Boss Jiang, good morning!"
"Manager Wang, good morning, have you eaten yet?"
"Manager Wang, I still have a few small steamed buns from Lao Ge Baozi shop behind the theater, would you like some?"
"Manager Wang, today my wife is making stewed pancakes, which will be delivered to the theater later, remember to come and eat at our logistics at noon!"
"Manager Wang..."
Looking at the staff of the Transsion Theater who kept greeting Wang Xinghua along the road, and occasionally saying hello to himself, Jiang Qi couldn't help sighing: "Xinghua, you are the real top-notch in this Transsion Theater."
Wang Xinghua could only pretend to smile shyly, showing two rows of big white teeth: "Hey, the bigger the appetite, the greater the responsibility."
Wang Xinghua became famous in Boss Liu's circle of friends in Shangdu since she had dinner at Boss Liu's house the day she came to Shangdu.
Boss Liu's friend, who doesn't know how big his noodle bowl is?
Of those who went to his house for dinner, who didn't lean on the wall to get out?
Not Wang Xinghua!
Not only did she not help the wall to get out, but she also finished eating Boss Liu's noodles, added a pot of fried rice with eggs, and even ordered a double-layer beef burger!
What a terrible appetite!
Under the propaganda of Boss Liu and Xia Lu, as long as anyone in Shangdu is engaged in opera-related industries, there is no one who does not know that Wang Xinghua eats five bowls of noodles.
In addition, the video of Wang Xinghua eating 5 hamburgers in one go at the annual meeting also became popular.
Although opera actors do not need to be as demanding on their figure as other actors, they should also properly control their diet to maintain their figure.Especially after the vacation is over, in order to get in shape when on stage, eating grass every day to lose weight quickly is also indispensable.
What appetite can I have if I eat boiled cabbage every day?After discovering Wang Xinghua's eating and broadcasting videos, many actors who are losing weight feel like a treasure, and eat five hamburgers every day.
When it was time for dinner, the theater lounge was filled with the sound of Wang Xinghua eating burgers.
With the popularity of Wang Xinghua eating hamburger videos, Wang Xinghua's tragic life experience has also spread.
He has been in poor health since he was a child. His mother died young and his father did not support him, so he was left to his grandparents to take care of.
After the death of my grandparents, I wandered with the theater troupe, didn't read well, and didn't enjoy a normal childhood, but I was self-reliant and self-reliant. I didn't forget my original intention, and insisted on creating "Mulberry Picking Girl".
What the hell did his own father run away, and he was happy and happy, regardless of his daughter's life or death.After losing her fertility, she begged for nothing and posted it back, and even tried to get her hands on the demolition funds.
All the rumors can be summed up in one sentence: Alas, I feel sorry for Manager Wang, who is innocent, self-reliant, in poor health, and has a big appetite!
As for this father, everyone knows him, and there was someone named Wang who was well-known and praised by everyone before.
Everyone can only say: I really know people, know their faces, but don't know their hearts!
Next time you see this Wang, you must take a sip before leaving!
Jiang Qi and Wang Xinghua came to the lounge as usual.
During this time of the morning, there is usually no one in the lounge.
Going out on a tour is not a vacation. In addition to normal training rehearsals, sometimes you have to conduct business exchanges with the troupe of the theater where the tour is held.When going out, everyone wants to show their best side to others so as not to be underestimated, so they often work harder than usual during rehearsals and training, which makes everyone in the troupe busier than usual.
Especially after Wang Pingxiu returned to the amusement park, this busyness became more prominent.
"Water for 1000 people, lunch boxes for 700 people, and..." Wang Xinghua reviewed the materials needed one by one in front of the computer, "Oh, and handkerchiefs for 1000 people."
"Handkerchief?" Jiang Qi, who was chatting with Jiang Bing, poked his head curiously.
After Jiang Qi ran away, the group of speculators who persevered in wanting a piece of the pie set their sights on Jiang Bing again.
Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for Jiang Bing to be targeted.
She is just the boss's older sister. From outsiders' point of view, she does not participate in the management of the amusement park. She just runs a homestay and intermediary agency next to the amusement park to earn a little money. At best, she is an unfavored daughter of the Jiang family. No, it's just a small profit.
But the mayor is a man of action. Jiang Qi just arrived in Shangdu for a few days, and the city issued a demolition notice.
It was Jiang Bing's news that the speculators who bought the 187 demolished houses in advance, naturally couldn't hide the truth from those real speculators.
Then Jiang Bing enjoyed Jiang Qi's treatment some time ago. He didn't dare to go to the mahjong hall, didn't dare to answer strange calls, and even wanted to log out of WeChat on the spot.
Jiang Bing was so angry that she yelled at Jiang Qi on the phone that big data should be damned, who on earth leaked her identity information, she even played a small game of N37 star citizens' daily life, opened a mahjong room in it and called people in the world When playing mahjong, people would come into the mahjong room and want to chat with her.
Jiang Bing was so scared that she canceled her account overnight, and asked Jiang Qi to register a new account for her with GM privileges.
The name of the new account is: Come and play mahjong with me.
This new account is unstoppable in the chess and card room. As long as they see this account applying to join, the adults and aunts who love playing mahjong will let Jiang Bing into the room.
"Damn the person who leaked my account information!" Jiang Bing cursed loudly, "It made me, Bing Bingzi, want to use a trumpet to play mahjong, and I don't even have a trumpet on Weibo, so I have to use a trumpet to play mahjong! The group of people are so scary, why didn't you tell me earlier? You said earlier, I ran away with you, so now I don't know where to go. "
"I researched the tour group this morning and found out that there is a half-moon trip to Antarctica that is very good. You said that I would hide directly in Antarctica, and those people couldn't find me, right?"
"Wanwan will not report until the end of August, I think she is quite free, or I will register with Wanwan together. Just treat it as a gift from me for her postgraduate entrance examination, and there are two of us, and we will gather people on the cruise ship Playing mahjong is sure to be fun!"
"Hello? Brother, are you listening? Do you want to come with us? In this case, it's better if we lack three and one!"
"I can't." Jiang Qi squinted his eyes and looked at Wang Xinghua's purchase list for a while, "I still have something to do here, let's talk about it later, sister, if you want to catch someone on the cruise ship to play mahjong with you, take your aunt, sister-in-law, etc. Call them all, maybe it will be cheaper if you organize a group report.”
"Yeah! Don't talk anymore, I'll ask my sister-in-law." Jiang Bing hung up the phone resolutely.
Jiang Qi put down his phone, pointed to the form on the computer, and asked, "What is this?"
"Here's the fan club purchasing list!" Wang Xinghua said, "Didn't my dad ask for 1000 tickets from Boss Liu in the name of the fan support group?"
Talking about Wang Xinghua's computer logging into WeChat, Didi Didi popped up countless messages in an instant.
"This ticket is a welfare ticket for the Shangdu branch of the Baibai Global Fan Support Association. The original price is paid, and seats are guaranteed. Because many fans who grab tickets are from counties and townships near Shangdu, and there are even elderly people living alone in the village, it is inconvenient to go out. So my dad registered the tickets for the fans, chartered a car to pick them up, provided water and lunch boxes, and gave souvenirs.”
"This is the souvenir." Wang Xinghua pointed to the handkerchief in the form, "The cheap silk handkerchief of the same style as Yiwu Small Commodity, embroidered on it: Sorrow listens to Lixu outside the door, and the government will receive new silk in February."
Jiang Qi heard this poem very familiar: "This seems to be from the first scene of the mulberry girl..."
As a well-known Boss Jiang who doesn't know how to appreciate opera, Jiang Qi's most impressive impression of the mulberry picking girl is the first scene.Because whether he is watching an official performance or a rehearsal, he can usually only concentrate on seeing the first act.
"Yes, it is the poem that the mulberry picking girl leaned on the door at the beginning. This is the last line in Tang Yanqian's "Mulberry Picking Girl". When I copied it, I thought it was appropriate and used it directly. "Wang Xinghua nodded.
Jiang Qi: ...
You are straightforward.
"You don't charge for these things?" Jiang Qi asked.
"No money." Wang Xinghua shook her head, "My father said that no matter whether it's a handkerchief, water or lunch box, it's not worth a lot of money, and I don't want the child to be a wolf. Those liars who sell health care products want to trick the old and the old to attend the lecture. We have to send eggs in real money, we can't be more stingy than liars."
"It's true, you liars are still like liars." Jiang Qi complained silently, "This group buys tickets to watch the show, and also includes meals and transportation. Is it true that no grandpa and grandma's children will think you are liars?"
Jiang Qi's question stopped Wang Xinghua. Wang Xinghua was silent for a long time, and said slowly, "But... I'm not a liar."
Jiang Qi's guess was not wrong. Wang Xinghua and Wang Pingxiu's practice of really benefiting their family members made more than one elderly child who had seen too many online deceptions think that they were super liars who had planned for a long time.
In Shangdu, Guangming Community, in Room 6, Unit 5, Building 402, a small family war is erupting.
Grandma Niu, a famous opera lover, is carrying her small satchel, sitting on the sofa sullenly, her face full of resentment, just like a child throwing a tantrum.
"Grandma, it's not that we don't let you go, it's really..." Grandma's granddaughter felt like her head was getting big, and she scratched her head anxiously. Her hair was messed up and she didn't have time to sort it out, "Don't you think that Bai Bai fan support Does the president of the association look like a liar?"
"480 yuan, you will give it if you say it, and the other party didn't even show you a ticket or a receipt."
"It's not a lot of money. If you give it, you will give it, but you still want to go."
"Isn't the Transsion Theater right in front of our house? You can walk there in 10 minutes. Why do you have to detour all the way to the bus station to take that minibus? It also takes you an hour to get there by bus!"
"Also, 480 yuan for a movie ticket, two bottles of water, and free gifts, do you think it's possible? I checked it on the Internet, and the original price of the movie ticket for "The Mulberry Picker" at the Transsion Theater was 480 yuan. Why sell you for 480 yuan and give you so many things!"
Grandma Niu's granddaughter felt that she was being reasonable in every word, but her own grandmother refused to listen to a word.
Grandma Niu said angrily: "That's because you young people won't buy it. Old Xu from our support club can get a cheap ticket. And I go to the bus station to take a minibus. Not only will I get two bottles of water, but also a small bread." !"
"It only costs two yuan to take the bus. I can get two bottles of water and a small bread for nothing!"
Grandma Niu's granddaughter almost pouted with anger.
"Is this a matter of two bottles of water and a small bread? The other party may be a fraudster, grandma!"
"Have you been deceived less? A box of goat milk powder costs 1200 yuan, a bottle of fish oil costs 1500 yuan, and the 799 nourishing pills, 899 heart-protecting pills, 8000 heating mattresses and 5 broken bags. I won't talk about the equipment."
"One broken device emits three lights, the red light cures heart disease, the green light cures high blood pressure, and the blue light cures diabetes. It's a shame that you have no money. If you have money, you can buy it!"
Grandma Niu lowered her head with some guilt: "Didn't I not buy it? And I brought back 6 eggs."
Granddaughter of the Cow: ...
If it weren't for the conditions, the granddaughter really wanted to lie down on the spot and start going crazy.
Speaking of the history of her grandma being cheated, the granddaughter felt that it was really a history of blood and tears.
Those scammers rely on their children to go to work, pull banners, preach, and distribute eggs on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, sell goods on 4th, and 5th, and run away on Saturdays. It's the next city.
The granddaughter has seen how many liars there are, such as asking for warmth, door-to-door delivery of eggs, and helping to buy shorts are all basic items.When necessary, in front of a group of old men and old ladies, facing one of the old ladies who buy the most goods and need the care of their children the most, it is okay to kneel down and shout affectionately "Mom".
As soon as the sensational BGM sounded, the old ladies wished they could even take out their coffins to buy goat milk powder.
Grandma Niu has also been fooled by scammers into buying a lot of health care products over the years.
Because each time the quantity is not large, and it is not particularly expensive, it is usually cheated of 1000 yuan, and the family usually just verbally criticizes it and it goes away. Grandma Niu dares to do it next time.
But this time is different.
This time Grandma Niu's granddaughter is staying at home with grandma on her annual leave.
Nainai’s granddaughter said that my grandma was deceived by scammers if I didn’t take annual leave, and she was deceived by scammers if I took annual leave. Wouldn’t my annual leave be in vain?
"Huihui, grandma is really not cheated. This is really true. We are just chasing stars like you young people. This kid Bai Bai is very good. We can buy tickets so cheap and give out small gifts, The distribution of water, bread, and lunch box is all because of being considerate of us in vain, and paying for it in vain.” Grandma Niu tried to explain.
Granddaughter Xiaohui sneered, expressing her disbelief.
"Huihui, I paid all the money, I must go to the show tonight!" Grandma Niu was angry.
Seeing that grandma was angry, Xiaohui felt that she should not push too hard, and thought for a while: "Of course I have to watch the show, but I want to see what kind of tricks that liar is up to. The show starts at 7 o'clock, right? Get in half an hour earlier , let’s leave at 6 o’clock, grandma, I’ll accompany you there, I’ll hang around outside while you’re watching the show, and I’ll pick you up after the show is over. I don’t believe that there are people who do charity with so much 480 yuan purse.”
Hearing that her granddaughter was going to accompany her to the show and even picked her up, Grandma Niu immediately beamed with joy: "Okay, I know my family Huihui is the most filial."
At 6 o'clock, Grandma Niu boldly took her granddaughter out.
Although the granddaughter did not let her go to the bus station to take a minibus, it was a pity that the grandma could not receive free water and bread, but it was not important.How can two bottles of water and a small piece of bread compare to the company of my granddaughter?
Grandma Niu felt that her waist was very straight today, and the 50 yuan in the small bag was like 5000 yuan.
Under normal circumstances, Grandma Niu only brings three or five yuan in change when she goes out.Today I brought 50 specially because Chairman Liao in the fan support group said that after the performance, he might help everyone get a chance to take a photo with Bai Bai.
The photo itself doesn’t cost money, but the photo laundering and mailing cost money, so if you want to take a photo together, you need to pay 20 yuan per person.
Grandma Niu is afraid that there are other consumption items, such as paying another 30 yuan to hold hands for 5 seconds, so she brings an extra 30 yuan for emergencies.
Xiaohui didn't know that her grandma was still planning to shake hands with her idol, she was only nervous, and kept chanting what she was going to say when she saw a liar.
"Liar, pay back my grandma's hard-earned money of 480 yuan!"
No, it's too exaggerated. There must be a lot of old people present, and maybe grandma's old sisters. Such an exaggeration will easily make grandma lose face.
"Liar, pay back the money!"
No, the liar this time is different from the previous ones. This time the liar is engaged in the fan economy. Calling him a liar may cause public outrage, so we have to be more tactful.
"I know what you are doing, refund your money!"
Xiaohui nodded secretly, that’s it!
He remembered that when grandma almost bought a bottle of fish oil worth 2900 last time, her father went to the scene to ask the scammer to refund the money.
This kind of scammer who specializes in defrauding the elderly is especially good at winking. In order not to make things worse, as soon as the children arrive, they will refund the money on the spot without delay.
Say so when the time comes!
"Grandma, I'm going to buy a bottle of water, you wait for me!" Xiaohui decided to buy a bottle of Coke to strengthen her courage.
"Huihui, hurry up!"
At 6:21, the grandparents and grandchildren arrived at the entrance of the Transsion Theater.
Today, the entrance of the Transsion Theater is extremely lively.
Like the Fangyuan Theater, the Transsion Theater has a thousand-seat theater, but it is usually not used.Under normal circumstances, there will be no audience queuing up to check tickets at the entrance of the theater. Transsion Theater has its own troupe A and B, which basically have performances every day. Regular customers never buy tickets in advance, they just want to see them. Buy it now at the entrance of the theater, focusing on a leisurely and casual experience.
Today, at the entrance of the theater, there are three booths for ticket inspection alone.
"Go to the left for group buying tickets for fan support groups. Tickets are collected at small tables 2 and 3. Fruits are at small tables 4 and 5. Souvenirs are at small tables 7 and 8. Grandpas and grandmas are requested to collect tickets according to the ticket, do not claim more .”
"After the performance, grandparents who need a group photo should go to the small table No. 1 to pay and register. Our group photo is for a group of 50 people. I want to emphasize again that it is a group of 50 people. Single group photos are not supported!"
"The signed poster was a gift from last year's "The Legend of the Emperor" tour, and "The Mulberry Girl" performance does not provide signed posters. I repeat, "The Mulberry Girl" does not have a signed poster!"
剧院正门口的小桌上,扩音喇叭正在反复播放堪比‘9块9,9块9,全场物品9块9’的录音。
"Hey, Huihui, go and help me line up to get the ticket. This picture is... you can look for it yourself. Lao Liao sent me something. Grandma doesn't remember, grandma goes to line up to pay! Wait a minute and get it After finishing the tickets, I will help grandma get some fruits and souvenirs by the way!" Grandma Niu was so happy when she saw that there were still fruit collars, she put her mobile phone in her granddaughter's arms and ran to line up to pay for the photo.
Xiaohui was stunned, and the drafts she had made in her heart along the way disappeared in an instant.
what's going on?
Not a liar? ?
True fans support?
Fans support instead of cutting leeks, but for the benefit of the family?
Xiaohui blankly took her mobile phone and went to line up to get the ticket.
Among a group of gray-haired old people, Xiaohui, who had just dyed her red hair and hadn't turned yellow yet, stood out.
The old man behind Xiaohui asked: "Girl, you like Baibai at such a young age!"
"What's in vain?" Xiaohui blurted out, and immediately realized, "Oh, you mean the actor who sang the Huangmei Opera? I don't listen to the opera, I'm helping my grandma get the ticket."
As soon as these words came out, several elders and aunts nearby looked at Xiaohui one after another.
"This girl is so filial!"
"Yeah, come with grandma!"
"Your grandma is so lucky!"
Xiaohui was a little embarrassed by the sincere praise from the uncles and aunts, and blushed and waved her hands: "My house lives next door, which is more convenient."
After all, Xiaohui curiously asked the uncle behind him: "Grandpa, are you also a local?"
"I'm from Yang County. I didn't plan to come, but the president of our support club, Lao Liao, found a car to pick him up and take care of the meals. I'm here now." The uncle said cheerfully, "I came to Shangdu last time. It was two or three years ago, I was an old man who stayed at home and had nothing to do, so I came to see the show for nothing."
"Yes, Lao Liao is very interesting!"
"I heard that Lao Liao is from Xuncheng. He watched Baibai's performance every day, and Baibai even signed TO for him!"
"What is TO sign?"
"You're old-fashioned! Old Liao said to go online more and get in touch with young people's things, otherwise other people will laugh at our fans when they see the comment area for nothing. The TO sign is... just... just... just A signature, you know?"
"I don't know." The uncle shook his head.
Xiaohui explained in a timely manner: "This is a signature signed especially for a fan, and it has a special meaning."
"Wow!" The uncles and aunts sighed enviously.
While queuing up, the cow grandma at the end of the small table No. 1 shouted at Xiaohui: "Huihui, your grandma Chen just got the fruit and said there are bananas and apples. Remember to get bananas for grandma, grandma It’s bad for your teeth if you don’t like apples!”
"Okay!" Xiaohui shouted back at the top of her voice.
The uncle behind Xiaohui looked enviously at Grandma Niu at the end of No. 1 team, and sighed in a voice that he thought was very low but was actually not low: "That's great."
"When I come out this trip, the few in my family probably don't know about it."
Uncle's words aroused the sentimentality of several other members of the same team.
"Yes, Lao Cao's son is afraid that he is a liar and won't let him come. My son doesn't even know that I'm going out today."
"It's the same with those in my family. They haven't visited me in the countryside for more than half a year."
Xiaohui was taken aback.
At this moment, Grandma Niu's loud voice came from the queue at small table 1 again.
"Huihui, your grandma Chen said that there are white and blue handkerchiefs, if you want the blue one, remember to get the blue one for grandma!"
"What are white and blue? I can't see white and red in the group? Oh, I've already decided to get the red one. What should I do now?" The old man behind Xiaohui was anxious. "My wife doesn't like blue!"
Xiaohui: ...
The corners of Xiaohui's originally moist eyes dried up in an instant.
Uncle, your mood is going too fast.
The emotions on my side have not yet been brewed, and the show will start on your side.
"Huihui, your Grandma Chen said that there is still water in the car, but you can't bring it in. You can get a bottle and drink it yourself! Drink less Coke, it's not healthy!"
Xiaohui: "... Got it, grandma!"
(End of this chapter)
"Manager Wang, good morning, have you eaten yet?"
"Manager Wang, I still have a few small steamed buns from Lao Ge Baozi shop behind the theater, would you like some?"
"Manager Wang, today my wife is making stewed pancakes, which will be delivered to the theater later, remember to come and eat at our logistics at noon!"
"Manager Wang..."
Looking at the staff of the Transsion Theater who kept greeting Wang Xinghua along the road, and occasionally saying hello to himself, Jiang Qi couldn't help sighing: "Xinghua, you are the real top-notch in this Transsion Theater."
Wang Xinghua could only pretend to smile shyly, showing two rows of big white teeth: "Hey, the bigger the appetite, the greater the responsibility."
Wang Xinghua became famous in Boss Liu's circle of friends in Shangdu since she had dinner at Boss Liu's house the day she came to Shangdu.
Boss Liu's friend, who doesn't know how big his noodle bowl is?
Of those who went to his house for dinner, who didn't lean on the wall to get out?
Not Wang Xinghua!
Not only did she not help the wall to get out, but she also finished eating Boss Liu's noodles, added a pot of fried rice with eggs, and even ordered a double-layer beef burger!
What a terrible appetite!
Under the propaganda of Boss Liu and Xia Lu, as long as anyone in Shangdu is engaged in opera-related industries, there is no one who does not know that Wang Xinghua eats five bowls of noodles.
In addition, the video of Wang Xinghua eating 5 hamburgers in one go at the annual meeting also became popular.
Although opera actors do not need to be as demanding on their figure as other actors, they should also properly control their diet to maintain their figure.Especially after the vacation is over, in order to get in shape when on stage, eating grass every day to lose weight quickly is also indispensable.
What appetite can I have if I eat boiled cabbage every day?After discovering Wang Xinghua's eating and broadcasting videos, many actors who are losing weight feel like a treasure, and eat five hamburgers every day.
When it was time for dinner, the theater lounge was filled with the sound of Wang Xinghua eating burgers.
With the popularity of Wang Xinghua eating hamburger videos, Wang Xinghua's tragic life experience has also spread.
He has been in poor health since he was a child. His mother died young and his father did not support him, so he was left to his grandparents to take care of.
After the death of my grandparents, I wandered with the theater troupe, didn't read well, and didn't enjoy a normal childhood, but I was self-reliant and self-reliant. I didn't forget my original intention, and insisted on creating "Mulberry Picking Girl".
What the hell did his own father run away, and he was happy and happy, regardless of his daughter's life or death.After losing her fertility, she begged for nothing and posted it back, and even tried to get her hands on the demolition funds.
All the rumors can be summed up in one sentence: Alas, I feel sorry for Manager Wang, who is innocent, self-reliant, in poor health, and has a big appetite!
As for this father, everyone knows him, and there was someone named Wang who was well-known and praised by everyone before.
Everyone can only say: I really know people, know their faces, but don't know their hearts!
Next time you see this Wang, you must take a sip before leaving!
Jiang Qi and Wang Xinghua came to the lounge as usual.
During this time of the morning, there is usually no one in the lounge.
Going out on a tour is not a vacation. In addition to normal training rehearsals, sometimes you have to conduct business exchanges with the troupe of the theater where the tour is held.When going out, everyone wants to show their best side to others so as not to be underestimated, so they often work harder than usual during rehearsals and training, which makes everyone in the troupe busier than usual.
Especially after Wang Pingxiu returned to the amusement park, this busyness became more prominent.
"Water for 1000 people, lunch boxes for 700 people, and..." Wang Xinghua reviewed the materials needed one by one in front of the computer, "Oh, and handkerchiefs for 1000 people."
"Handkerchief?" Jiang Qi, who was chatting with Jiang Bing, poked his head curiously.
After Jiang Qi ran away, the group of speculators who persevered in wanting a piece of the pie set their sights on Jiang Bing again.
Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for Jiang Bing to be targeted.
She is just the boss's older sister. From outsiders' point of view, she does not participate in the management of the amusement park. She just runs a homestay and intermediary agency next to the amusement park to earn a little money. At best, she is an unfavored daughter of the Jiang family. No, it's just a small profit.
But the mayor is a man of action. Jiang Qi just arrived in Shangdu for a few days, and the city issued a demolition notice.
It was Jiang Bing's news that the speculators who bought the 187 demolished houses in advance, naturally couldn't hide the truth from those real speculators.
Then Jiang Bing enjoyed Jiang Qi's treatment some time ago. He didn't dare to go to the mahjong hall, didn't dare to answer strange calls, and even wanted to log out of WeChat on the spot.
Jiang Bing was so angry that she yelled at Jiang Qi on the phone that big data should be damned, who on earth leaked her identity information, she even played a small game of N37 star citizens' daily life, opened a mahjong room in it and called people in the world When playing mahjong, people would come into the mahjong room and want to chat with her.
Jiang Bing was so scared that she canceled her account overnight, and asked Jiang Qi to register a new account for her with GM privileges.
The name of the new account is: Come and play mahjong with me.
This new account is unstoppable in the chess and card room. As long as they see this account applying to join, the adults and aunts who love playing mahjong will let Jiang Bing into the room.
"Damn the person who leaked my account information!" Jiang Bing cursed loudly, "It made me, Bing Bingzi, want to use a trumpet to play mahjong, and I don't even have a trumpet on Weibo, so I have to use a trumpet to play mahjong! The group of people are so scary, why didn't you tell me earlier? You said earlier, I ran away with you, so now I don't know where to go. "
"I researched the tour group this morning and found out that there is a half-moon trip to Antarctica that is very good. You said that I would hide directly in Antarctica, and those people couldn't find me, right?"
"Wanwan will not report until the end of August, I think she is quite free, or I will register with Wanwan together. Just treat it as a gift from me for her postgraduate entrance examination, and there are two of us, and we will gather people on the cruise ship Playing mahjong is sure to be fun!"
"Hello? Brother, are you listening? Do you want to come with us? In this case, it's better if we lack three and one!"
"I can't." Jiang Qi squinted his eyes and looked at Wang Xinghua's purchase list for a while, "I still have something to do here, let's talk about it later, sister, if you want to catch someone on the cruise ship to play mahjong with you, take your aunt, sister-in-law, etc. Call them all, maybe it will be cheaper if you organize a group report.”
"Yeah! Don't talk anymore, I'll ask my sister-in-law." Jiang Bing hung up the phone resolutely.
Jiang Qi put down his phone, pointed to the form on the computer, and asked, "What is this?"
"Here's the fan club purchasing list!" Wang Xinghua said, "Didn't my dad ask for 1000 tickets from Boss Liu in the name of the fan support group?"
Talking about Wang Xinghua's computer logging into WeChat, Didi Didi popped up countless messages in an instant.
"This ticket is a welfare ticket for the Shangdu branch of the Baibai Global Fan Support Association. The original price is paid, and seats are guaranteed. Because many fans who grab tickets are from counties and townships near Shangdu, and there are even elderly people living alone in the village, it is inconvenient to go out. So my dad registered the tickets for the fans, chartered a car to pick them up, provided water and lunch boxes, and gave souvenirs.”
"This is the souvenir." Wang Xinghua pointed to the handkerchief in the form, "The cheap silk handkerchief of the same style as Yiwu Small Commodity, embroidered on it: Sorrow listens to Lixu outside the door, and the government will receive new silk in February."
Jiang Qi heard this poem very familiar: "This seems to be from the first scene of the mulberry girl..."
As a well-known Boss Jiang who doesn't know how to appreciate opera, Jiang Qi's most impressive impression of the mulberry picking girl is the first scene.Because whether he is watching an official performance or a rehearsal, he can usually only concentrate on seeing the first act.
"Yes, it is the poem that the mulberry picking girl leaned on the door at the beginning. This is the last line in Tang Yanqian's "Mulberry Picking Girl". When I copied it, I thought it was appropriate and used it directly. "Wang Xinghua nodded.
Jiang Qi: ...
You are straightforward.
"You don't charge for these things?" Jiang Qi asked.
"No money." Wang Xinghua shook her head, "My father said that no matter whether it's a handkerchief, water or lunch box, it's not worth a lot of money, and I don't want the child to be a wolf. Those liars who sell health care products want to trick the old and the old to attend the lecture. We have to send eggs in real money, we can't be more stingy than liars."
"It's true, you liars are still like liars." Jiang Qi complained silently, "This group buys tickets to watch the show, and also includes meals and transportation. Is it true that no grandpa and grandma's children will think you are liars?"
Jiang Qi's question stopped Wang Xinghua. Wang Xinghua was silent for a long time, and said slowly, "But... I'm not a liar."
Jiang Qi's guess was not wrong. Wang Xinghua and Wang Pingxiu's practice of really benefiting their family members made more than one elderly child who had seen too many online deceptions think that they were super liars who had planned for a long time.
In Shangdu, Guangming Community, in Room 6, Unit 5, Building 402, a small family war is erupting.
Grandma Niu, a famous opera lover, is carrying her small satchel, sitting on the sofa sullenly, her face full of resentment, just like a child throwing a tantrum.
"Grandma, it's not that we don't let you go, it's really..." Grandma's granddaughter felt like her head was getting big, and she scratched her head anxiously. Her hair was messed up and she didn't have time to sort it out, "Don't you think that Bai Bai fan support Does the president of the association look like a liar?"
"480 yuan, you will give it if you say it, and the other party didn't even show you a ticket or a receipt."
"It's not a lot of money. If you give it, you will give it, but you still want to go."
"Isn't the Transsion Theater right in front of our house? You can walk there in 10 minutes. Why do you have to detour all the way to the bus station to take that minibus? It also takes you an hour to get there by bus!"
"Also, 480 yuan for a movie ticket, two bottles of water, and free gifts, do you think it's possible? I checked it on the Internet, and the original price of the movie ticket for "The Mulberry Picker" at the Transsion Theater was 480 yuan. Why sell you for 480 yuan and give you so many things!"
Grandma Niu's granddaughter felt that she was being reasonable in every word, but her own grandmother refused to listen to a word.
Grandma Niu said angrily: "That's because you young people won't buy it. Old Xu from our support club can get a cheap ticket. And I go to the bus station to take a minibus. Not only will I get two bottles of water, but also a small bread." !"
"It only costs two yuan to take the bus. I can get two bottles of water and a small bread for nothing!"
Grandma Niu's granddaughter almost pouted with anger.
"Is this a matter of two bottles of water and a small bread? The other party may be a fraudster, grandma!"
"Have you been deceived less? A box of goat milk powder costs 1200 yuan, a bottle of fish oil costs 1500 yuan, and the 799 nourishing pills, 899 heart-protecting pills, 8000 heating mattresses and 5 broken bags. I won't talk about the equipment."
"One broken device emits three lights, the red light cures heart disease, the green light cures high blood pressure, and the blue light cures diabetes. It's a shame that you have no money. If you have money, you can buy it!"
Grandma Niu lowered her head with some guilt: "Didn't I not buy it? And I brought back 6 eggs."
Granddaughter of the Cow: ...
If it weren't for the conditions, the granddaughter really wanted to lie down on the spot and start going crazy.
Speaking of the history of her grandma being cheated, the granddaughter felt that it was really a history of blood and tears.
Those scammers rely on their children to go to work, pull banners, preach, and distribute eggs on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, sell goods on 4th, and 5th, and run away on Saturdays. It's the next city.
The granddaughter has seen how many liars there are, such as asking for warmth, door-to-door delivery of eggs, and helping to buy shorts are all basic items.When necessary, in front of a group of old men and old ladies, facing one of the old ladies who buy the most goods and need the care of their children the most, it is okay to kneel down and shout affectionately "Mom".
As soon as the sensational BGM sounded, the old ladies wished they could even take out their coffins to buy goat milk powder.
Grandma Niu has also been fooled by scammers into buying a lot of health care products over the years.
Because each time the quantity is not large, and it is not particularly expensive, it is usually cheated of 1000 yuan, and the family usually just verbally criticizes it and it goes away. Grandma Niu dares to do it next time.
But this time is different.
This time Grandma Niu's granddaughter is staying at home with grandma on her annual leave.
Nainai’s granddaughter said that my grandma was deceived by scammers if I didn’t take annual leave, and she was deceived by scammers if I took annual leave. Wouldn’t my annual leave be in vain?
"Huihui, grandma is really not cheated. This is really true. We are just chasing stars like you young people. This kid Bai Bai is very good. We can buy tickets so cheap and give out small gifts, The distribution of water, bread, and lunch box is all because of being considerate of us in vain, and paying for it in vain.” Grandma Niu tried to explain.
Granddaughter Xiaohui sneered, expressing her disbelief.
"Huihui, I paid all the money, I must go to the show tonight!" Grandma Niu was angry.
Seeing that grandma was angry, Xiaohui felt that she should not push too hard, and thought for a while: "Of course I have to watch the show, but I want to see what kind of tricks that liar is up to. The show starts at 7 o'clock, right? Get in half an hour earlier , let’s leave at 6 o’clock, grandma, I’ll accompany you there, I’ll hang around outside while you’re watching the show, and I’ll pick you up after the show is over. I don’t believe that there are people who do charity with so much 480 yuan purse.”
Hearing that her granddaughter was going to accompany her to the show and even picked her up, Grandma Niu immediately beamed with joy: "Okay, I know my family Huihui is the most filial."
At 6 o'clock, Grandma Niu boldly took her granddaughter out.
Although the granddaughter did not let her go to the bus station to take a minibus, it was a pity that the grandma could not receive free water and bread, but it was not important.How can two bottles of water and a small piece of bread compare to the company of my granddaughter?
Grandma Niu felt that her waist was very straight today, and the 50 yuan in the small bag was like 5000 yuan.
Under normal circumstances, Grandma Niu only brings three or five yuan in change when she goes out.Today I brought 50 specially because Chairman Liao in the fan support group said that after the performance, he might help everyone get a chance to take a photo with Bai Bai.
The photo itself doesn’t cost money, but the photo laundering and mailing cost money, so if you want to take a photo together, you need to pay 20 yuan per person.
Grandma Niu is afraid that there are other consumption items, such as paying another 30 yuan to hold hands for 5 seconds, so she brings an extra 30 yuan for emergencies.
Xiaohui didn't know that her grandma was still planning to shake hands with her idol, she was only nervous, and kept chanting what she was going to say when she saw a liar.
"Liar, pay back my grandma's hard-earned money of 480 yuan!"
No, it's too exaggerated. There must be a lot of old people present, and maybe grandma's old sisters. Such an exaggeration will easily make grandma lose face.
"Liar, pay back the money!"
No, the liar this time is different from the previous ones. This time the liar is engaged in the fan economy. Calling him a liar may cause public outrage, so we have to be more tactful.
"I know what you are doing, refund your money!"
Xiaohui nodded secretly, that’s it!
He remembered that when grandma almost bought a bottle of fish oil worth 2900 last time, her father went to the scene to ask the scammer to refund the money.
This kind of scammer who specializes in defrauding the elderly is especially good at winking. In order not to make things worse, as soon as the children arrive, they will refund the money on the spot without delay.
Say so when the time comes!
"Grandma, I'm going to buy a bottle of water, you wait for me!" Xiaohui decided to buy a bottle of Coke to strengthen her courage.
"Huihui, hurry up!"
At 6:21, the grandparents and grandchildren arrived at the entrance of the Transsion Theater.
Today, the entrance of the Transsion Theater is extremely lively.
Like the Fangyuan Theater, the Transsion Theater has a thousand-seat theater, but it is usually not used.Under normal circumstances, there will be no audience queuing up to check tickets at the entrance of the theater. Transsion Theater has its own troupe A and B, which basically have performances every day. Regular customers never buy tickets in advance, they just want to see them. Buy it now at the entrance of the theater, focusing on a leisurely and casual experience.
Today, at the entrance of the theater, there are three booths for ticket inspection alone.
"Go to the left for group buying tickets for fan support groups. Tickets are collected at small tables 2 and 3. Fruits are at small tables 4 and 5. Souvenirs are at small tables 7 and 8. Grandpas and grandmas are requested to collect tickets according to the ticket, do not claim more .”
"After the performance, grandparents who need a group photo should go to the small table No. 1 to pay and register. Our group photo is for a group of 50 people. I want to emphasize again that it is a group of 50 people. Single group photos are not supported!"
"The signed poster was a gift from last year's "The Legend of the Emperor" tour, and "The Mulberry Girl" performance does not provide signed posters. I repeat, "The Mulberry Girl" does not have a signed poster!"
剧院正门口的小桌上,扩音喇叭正在反复播放堪比‘9块9,9块9,全场物品9块9’的录音。
"Hey, Huihui, go and help me line up to get the ticket. This picture is... you can look for it yourself. Lao Liao sent me something. Grandma doesn't remember, grandma goes to line up to pay! Wait a minute and get it After finishing the tickets, I will help grandma get some fruits and souvenirs by the way!" Grandma Niu was so happy when she saw that there were still fruit collars, she put her mobile phone in her granddaughter's arms and ran to line up to pay for the photo.
Xiaohui was stunned, and the drafts she had made in her heart along the way disappeared in an instant.
what's going on?
Not a liar? ?
True fans support?
Fans support instead of cutting leeks, but for the benefit of the family?
Xiaohui blankly took her mobile phone and went to line up to get the ticket.
Among a group of gray-haired old people, Xiaohui, who had just dyed her red hair and hadn't turned yellow yet, stood out.
The old man behind Xiaohui asked: "Girl, you like Baibai at such a young age!"
"What's in vain?" Xiaohui blurted out, and immediately realized, "Oh, you mean the actor who sang the Huangmei Opera? I don't listen to the opera, I'm helping my grandma get the ticket."
As soon as these words came out, several elders and aunts nearby looked at Xiaohui one after another.
"This girl is so filial!"
"Yeah, come with grandma!"
"Your grandma is so lucky!"
Xiaohui was a little embarrassed by the sincere praise from the uncles and aunts, and blushed and waved her hands: "My house lives next door, which is more convenient."
After all, Xiaohui curiously asked the uncle behind him: "Grandpa, are you also a local?"
"I'm from Yang County. I didn't plan to come, but the president of our support club, Lao Liao, found a car to pick him up and take care of the meals. I'm here now." The uncle said cheerfully, "I came to Shangdu last time. It was two or three years ago, I was an old man who stayed at home and had nothing to do, so I came to see the show for nothing."
"Yes, Lao Liao is very interesting!"
"I heard that Lao Liao is from Xuncheng. He watched Baibai's performance every day, and Baibai even signed TO for him!"
"What is TO sign?"
"You're old-fashioned! Old Liao said to go online more and get in touch with young people's things, otherwise other people will laugh at our fans when they see the comment area for nothing. The TO sign is... just... just... just A signature, you know?"
"I don't know." The uncle shook his head.
Xiaohui explained in a timely manner: "This is a signature signed especially for a fan, and it has a special meaning."
"Wow!" The uncles and aunts sighed enviously.
While queuing up, the cow grandma at the end of the small table No. 1 shouted at Xiaohui: "Huihui, your grandma Chen just got the fruit and said there are bananas and apples. Remember to get bananas for grandma, grandma It’s bad for your teeth if you don’t like apples!”
"Okay!" Xiaohui shouted back at the top of her voice.
The uncle behind Xiaohui looked enviously at Grandma Niu at the end of No. 1 team, and sighed in a voice that he thought was very low but was actually not low: "That's great."
"When I come out this trip, the few in my family probably don't know about it."
Uncle's words aroused the sentimentality of several other members of the same team.
"Yes, Lao Cao's son is afraid that he is a liar and won't let him come. My son doesn't even know that I'm going out today."
"It's the same with those in my family. They haven't visited me in the countryside for more than half a year."
Xiaohui was taken aback.
At this moment, Grandma Niu's loud voice came from the queue at small table 1 again.
"Huihui, your grandma Chen said that there are white and blue handkerchiefs, if you want the blue one, remember to get the blue one for grandma!"
"What are white and blue? I can't see white and red in the group? Oh, I've already decided to get the red one. What should I do now?" The old man behind Xiaohui was anxious. "My wife doesn't like blue!"
Xiaohui: ...
The corners of Xiaohui's originally moist eyes dried up in an instant.
Uncle, your mood is going too fast.
The emotions on my side have not yet been brewed, and the show will start on your side.
"Huihui, your Grandma Chen said that there is still water in the car, but you can't bring it in. You can get a bottle and drink it yourself! Drink less Coke, it's not healthy!"
Xiaohui: "... Got it, grandma!"
(End of this chapter)
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