Start with the script kill shop
Chapter 488 The promotional video that detonated the whole network
Chapter 488 The promotional video that detonated the whole network
1月10日早上7点26分,某理工大学女生宿舍401寝的大二学生小苗照例在睁开以后的第一时间点开手机刷起了微博。
Near the end of the period, although there is no class, but in order to review Xiao Miao still follow the schedule of the early eighth, wake up early and play on the mobile phone for 10 minutes before getting up.
A new day, a new hot search.
Xiao Miao clicked on the trending search and found that the first one was #必定魔法学院概念视频#, followed by a big explosion.
Unbelievable Academy of Magic?Isn't this the lottery that I participated in a few days ago?Top trending search?
You have to go in and have a look!
Xiao Miao clicked on the link. I don't know if it's the network or the server. It's a bit stuck.
The impatient college student Xiao Miao frantically clicked on the phone screen.
So irritable, Xiao Miao's roommate Li Yan gently pushed the door in with a steamed bun. Seeing that Xiao Miao woke up, she was a little surprised, and said softly, "Miao Miao, don't you have an exam this afternoon? Why do you wake up so early?"
Xiao Miao sat up: "Get up early to memorize, there is still the last point of the exam syllabus."
Saying this, Xiao Miao held the mobile phone between two fingers, and climbed down from the upper bunk while grabbing the railing beside the bed with both hands.
The hot search clicked in, and it was a 5-minute short video.
The playback volume of the video is amazing, 400 million+.
You know it's only 7 o'clock in the morning.
This amount of playback is indeed worthy of the number one hot search.
Xiao Miao glanced at the other two roommates who were still awake, took out the earphones from her desk, put them on, and clicked on the video.
next second.
"Fuck!"
Xiao Miao's cry pierced the sky.
Li Yan:?
Two hapless roommates woken up by screams, their eyes are open, but their minds are still in a state of confusion.
"Miao Miao, what's your name all of a sudden?" A hapless roommate wailed weakly, "I finally didn't have an exam today, and I don't need to review. I just want to sleep in. What's wrong with me?"
Xiao Miao didn't even bother to apologize, and frantically paused the video and unplugged the earphones.She wanted to show the phone to this one, and to show the phone to the other, and she danced in the air with the phone in her hand, but no one saw it for a long time.
In the end, Xiao Miao could only say incoherently with excitement: "Look at the number one hot search."
"Hogwarts! Hogwarts!"
"No, it's a copycat version of Hogwarts. It's not right, it's just... oh, my stupid mouth, I won't be able to explain clearly for a while."
"Look at the number one hot search!"
"Magic school, my family, the kind that really has magic!"
Three roommates: ?
The pressure of the final exam is too much to review and review?
The chemistry department is really scary.
But if you wake up, let's watch the number one hot search.
401 All the girls in the dormitory clicked to open the hot search first.
The perspective of the promotional film is a bird that breaks into the incredible academy of magic.
The majestic castle, from far to near.
A beautiful sparrow flew into the gate of the incredible academy of magic.
The little bird flew into the principal's office, stopped on the high bird stand, and quietly watched the conversation between Principal Peggy and Kuagua from a bird's-eye view.
"Mr. Kua Kua, have you finished writing the admissions advertisement for the visiting students?" Principal Peggy wore round-rimmed gold-rimmed glasses and smiled kindly. Every wrinkle on her face revealed wisdom and gentleness, as if she was amiable. And a kind old man.
Kua Kua stood on the table, the whole goblin was not as tall as the stack of books on the principal's desk.
"It's finished, do you need me to read it to you?"
Principal Peggy nodded.
Kua Kua straightened his back a little nervously, raised his head slightly, took a deep breath, lowered his voice, and tried his best not to sound so shrill.
"My name is Kua Kua, and I'm a goblin."
The camera cuts sharply to the close-up of Kua Kua. Anyway, Kua Kua is real and not a special effect. Naturally, it can be as detailed as it can be.
Every eyelash on Kua Kua's eyes, every texture on his skin, and the fluctuations in his throat when he swallowed because of nervousness when speaking, are all clearly displayed on the camera.
"I'm the teacher of the goblin home economics class at the Academy of Unbelievable Magic."
As soon as the camera turned, Kuagua, who was in class in the classroom, was holding a clean and wet rag in his hand, with a lively and lively expression.I saw his hands moving quickly, folding the rag into a small boxy cube, and pinching one of the sharp corners with his thin fingertips.
"When cleaning dead corners, the choice of cleaning props is very important. We need to choose this kind of soft texture..." Kua Kua has a serious expression, a high-pitched voice, and a thin and small appearance that looks very funny and cute.
The camera turned again, and the students of various races who were listening attentively in the audience were captured.Whether it's a gloomy witch, a radiant elf, or the most common furry half-orc in the school, they all carefully hold a small sharp corner of the rag and stare at it seriously. .
One of the brown bear half-orcs couldn't hold the rag because his hands were bear paws, so he threw the rag on the table angrily, and slapped the table with a loud noise.
This behavior directly annoyed the werewolf at the next table. Both sides were violent, and the table was flipped and the fight started.
Kua Kua on the podium was so anxious that he jumped up and down in a physical sense. While jumping up to see how the fight was going, he shouted in a shrill voice: "Don't fight! Don't fight!"
"These are new desks. If one is broken, I will pay 6000 lakhs!"
"Incredible magic school, the cradle of future outstanding magicians! 1800 years of school experience, 130 excellent tutors, more than 200 kingdoms stamped and approved, partner schools of the Magicians Association!"
The narration belonging to Kua Kua continued.
"Of course, this is just the past glory of the Incredible Academy of Magic."
In the video, school director Lilian frowns frowningly as she flips through the account book. Because she is not very good at acting, she frowns exaggeratedly. However, she is a beautiful woman, and she looks good no matter how she frowns, so the audience can accept it.
"Oh my god, I lost 3000 million Lacoins last semester, and I can't afford to sell me!" Lilian wailed poorly, her face was full of bankruptcy despair, her expression was vivid and her emotions were sincere, which made people see I thought she must be really broke.
As if to echo Lilian's wailing, the wooden parrot in the cabinet began to parrot: "Bankrupt, bankrupt, Miss Lilian is bankrupt!"
"Shut up!" Lilian yelled angrily, took out her wand and pointed it into the cabinet, the wooden parrot stopped instantly, and even the pendulum on the clock that was swinging on the wall stopped in mid-air at a 30-degree angle. It's not too late.
"Lilian, that's not how time magic works." Teacher Zero floated out through the wall, his almost holy transparent soul made him look radiant, and his existence was the beauty special effect itself.
"hiss--"
In bedroom 401, there were exaggerated breathing sounds one after another.
"Mr. Zero, I have spent all your inheritance, and I'm going bankrupt!" Lilian cried with a sad face.
"It doesn't matter. When I was alive, there was a snow village under my name, and there was a tavern in it. Since the school is not doing well, you can run the tavern to make some money to supplement the school's finances." Teacher Ling said with a smile.
"Due to poor management in recent years, there are only 77 students and 12 teachers left in the school. In order to maintain the operation, Principal Peggy decided to unconditionally open the quota of visiting students to ordinary humans..."
The camera switched again, and the pictures of all the teachers in class flashed one by one like flowing water like a constantly flipping PPT.
A floating fireball appeared in Lilian's palm.
Principal Paige waved her wand, and the water in the pool seemed to be alive, gathering and dispersing with the angle of her wand.
Jiang Cha stood in front of a camellia tree, looking quiet and peaceful. With a light tap of the leaves, the red camellias on the whole tree bloomed instantly.
Old John stood on the podium like an old pedant, and the blackboard behind him was full of formulas and patterns that gave people headaches just by looking at them.
Cheng Cheng held a beautiful candy in his hand.
Wang Shiliang was dressed in black, he was stroking the crystal ball with his eyes closed, and he was muttering some words that no one could understand.
In the empty playground of the flying classroom, countless unmanned flying carpets are flying freely in the air.
……
One scene after another, the short but exciting scenes like movie clips were switched in turn, and finally they were frozen in the corridor outside the auditorium on the first floor.
A large group of students came from all directions, talking and laughing, some holding crystal balls in their hands, some holding thick books in their hands, and some holding a big bowl for eating in their hands. .
"What kind of potion is this?" A fire elf with a good face, half of his face covered in glittering gold powder, and the accessories all in red stared curiously at the Mala Tang in the basin, "You never Where did you get it?"
"This is Mala Tang. Mr. Zhang in the human cooking class taught it just now. The ordinary humans outside seem to like it very much."
"Ordinary humans... It is incredible that the Academy of Magic has not recruited any human students for many years."
"I heard that it's because the human race doesn't learn magic anymore. It's obvious that Principal Peggy and School Manager Lilian are both human races, but our school doesn't even have a single human race student."
"There will be some soon. Haven't you heard? Principal Peggy is going to recruit visitors from the human race, and soon there will be other human races coming to the school."
"When is soon?"
"The opening ceremony on January 1th!"
The voiceover continues.
The camera cuts back to the principal's office, and the boastful admissions advertisement has been read.
"Principal Peggy, what do you think?" Kua Kwa asked expectantly with his eyes wide open.
"I don't think it's very good." The sheep's head hanging on the wall said, "Your admissions words are too dry, your writing is not beautiful enough, and you don't have any literary accomplishment."
"Shut up." Principal Peggy said sternly, "If you are really bored, you can use the mirror to chat with the deer head in the auditorium."
Sheep's head showed a very disgusted expression: "Don't mention that stupid deer's head, it can only bark, it can't even understand a whole sentence, it's really embarrassing to our head."
Principal Peggy ignored the sheep's head and just knocked on the table with his hand.The door of the cupboard not far away was opened, teacups, teapots, sugar bowls, honey bowls, and golden teaspoons popped out one after another, and each returned to its place. The teaspoon scooped everywhere in the sugar bowl and honey bowl, and almost jumped off the table.
After a cup of sweet honey citron tea with sugar and honey was freshly baked, Principal Peggy held the teacup while drinking and said slowly: "I don't think the ending you just had was very good, so I should add another word."
"What to add?" Kua Kua humbly asked.
Principal Peggy fell into deep thought. At this moment, the bird on the shelf moved, flapped its wings, and flew away from the principal's room.
From the perspective of the bird, the audience can have a panoramic view of the 1st to 3rd floors of the Incredible Academy of Magic.
This castle seems to be alive!
Every dead thing inside looks so alive, so radiant.
The little bird flew from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor, browsed every corner of the 3rd floor, then flew to the 2nd floor, finally returned to the 1st floor, walked through the long corridor, and stopped at the entrance of the auditorium.
Two beautiful orcs walked towards the auditorium with their tails flicking, and stopped at the door. The gemstones on the door flickered, and the door slowly opened.
"Good morning, two classmates. The theme of today's auditorium is the opening season. Principal Peggy reminded me: Tomorrow is January 1th, the opening ceremony. At that time, 15 people from the human race will visit the Birth to Incredible Magic Academy to experience the magic life. Dear students, please Arrive at the auditorium on time for the opening ceremony before 370:8 am."
Along with the door slowly opened, Principal Peggy's voice appeared like a voiceover.
"I know what to add."
"Finally, welcome to the Incredible Academy of Magic."
The promo ends.
"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Which dog man made this promotional video! Will he make a promotional video? What will happen if he shows me the auditorium? Will he die? Will he lose a piece of meat? Will he go bankrupt? I am I want to see the auditorium, what am I doing wrong??? Let me see the auditorium, I want to see the auditorium!"
The roommate who hadn't woken up was lying on the bed and writhing in pain.
The roommates who have already woken up have clicked on the comment area to output crazily.
Like dormitory 401, the comment area is full of wailing.
Xuan in Guadai: Come out to me as the director, who taught you how to make promotional videos? ! (pulls the collar) Hurry up and hand over the remaining 30 seconds!
Beibei: (screaming) (distortion) (dark crawling)
My God at the Incredible Academy of Magic: Let me enroll, let me enroll quickly, I want to stick with Miss Furry!
Teacher Zero's future wife: Please, please smoke me, the child really loves learning magic, let me go to the opening ceremony!Smack me, smack me! ! !
Do not eat coriander: I am a student, V is my ticket.
V me 50: Family, a ghost story, today is January 1.
Yan Jiaxiaoyu: My family, another ghost story, this is not a movie, you can't see the feature film.
Trinity: Ahhhhhhh, please, let me go, if it’s really impossible, let me go to the Unbelievable Magic Academy to do the dishes!
……
Before the promotional video was released, most of the online lottery for tickets to the opening ceremony of the Unbelievable Academy of Magic on January 1 was a mentality that they don’t need money anyway, so it’s better to draw a lottery, and if you win, you can go whoring for nothing.
The willingness to go is not high, but it doesn’t cost money. Reposting the lottery is a simple matter. Most people are very perfunctory when reposting. Some people even don’t know where the amusement park is at all, they just want to draw a prize.
After the promotional video was released, the direction of the wind changed.
It's all balls, hit me, hit me, hit me!
Boss Jiang, who is beautiful and kind, beat me!
Ah, Boss Jiang is a man?
Then the handsome boss Jiang, beat me!
401寝室里,4个被宣传片震撼得说不出话的女大学生在看完一遍后,又忍不住看了第2遍、第3遍……一直看到第5遍才停住。
After reading it 5 times, the two roommates who didn't get out of bed still didn't get out of bed.
"Miao Miao, where is this incredible magic academy?" Li Yan asked in a daze.
"The Galaxy Script Theme Park in Xuncheng."
"Where is Xuncheng?"
"It's just...it's not far anyway, we've been here for three hours by train, you can find out after a search."
Li Yan began to search for tickets.
Another roommate poked his head out from the bed: "Miao Miao, how much is the ticket for this amusement park? It won't cost two or three thousand?"
Xiao Miao thought for a while: "It seems to be more than 100, but it is inconceivable that the Academy of Magic is a separate fee item. Buy it alone, 668 per person."
"Damn, it's so cheap!" The roommate was shocked, "It only costs 688 to go to Hogwarts for a day?!"
"If you want to live in the school for one night, it seems to be 2888, but I look at the official account of this amusement park, it seems that the people who live in the school can trigger the special plot at night." Xiao Miao continued.
The roommate was even more shocked: "What?! I can still live!!!"
"Buy tickets, buy tickets." The roommate took out his mobile phone and searched on the review software, "Why can't I find it?"
"Tickets for the Incredible Academy of Magic must be bought on their official account. Tickets have not yet been issued. January 1th is the opening ceremony. All tickets are given away through a lottery on Weibo."
"Tickets will be sold normally starting on the 16th, but tickets will not be issued until tomorrow."
"Send?!" The three said in unison.
"It's just..." Xiao Miao felt strange, why did she feel like she had become a salesman in this amusement park, but she continued, "I told you in the dormitory a few days ago, there is a post on Weibo A lottery for a large-scale magic-themed live-action script killing, this is it, the lottery will be drawn at 9 o'clock tonight, you can still draw if you go to the draw now."
"A total of 370 tickets, but more than 200 tickets were released for the lottery. The remaining tickets should be reserved for old customers or bloggers/hosts. I think some bloggers/hosts posted tickets."
The three immediately went to the lottery draw.
"Oh, share it with 10 people, and let 10 people click on the link to get an extra draw!" Zhang Yan said pleasantly.
The three began to share wildly.
"Zhang Yan, please help me order."
"it is good."
"Hey, how do you show that I have ordered for someone else?"
Xiao Miao: "...You all clicked for me a few days ago, and I shared the link with you a long time ago. How dare you not see anything at all?"
Three people: ...
The three of them could only laugh and continue to share the link.
"Miao Miao, you told us that it was some kind of large-scale live-action script killing, and we thought it was that kind of thing... I don't have it and I don't like playing script killing, how could I know that the large-scale live-action script killing is so exciting!" Zhang Yan said.
"Yes, yes, if I had known that live-action script killing was like this, I would have gone to play it!" Another roommate echoed.
Xiao Miao: ...
How should she explain that script killing is actually not like this...
This is Boss Jiang's script killing.
Boss Jiang, killed the first person to open the amusement park for the sake of the script.
As a script killing fanatic, Xiao Miao, of course, has admired Jiang Qi for a long time, and knows the purest lover in the legendary industry.
Is there any script killer who doesn't like "Murder at the Class Reunion" and "Encounter Again" released by Xinghe Script Agency last year?
Two masterpieces!
Boss Jiang, yyds!
On the other side, Jiang Qi, who was sitting in the office and followed the popularity of the Weibo lottery draw, sneezed.
Jiang Qi rubbed his nose and sighed: "This promotional film is different after it's released. Director Zhou's level is not bad. The promotional film was shot so well."
What Jiang Qi didn't know was that an editor who was at home on vacation because of overtime work two days ago was lying on the bed, swiping Weibo and cursing Director Zhou.
"Zhou Boyao, I'm *****!"
"Damn it, Lao Tzu's promotional video was edited really well, watch it again!"
(End of this chapter)
1月10日早上7点26分,某理工大学女生宿舍401寝的大二学生小苗照例在睁开以后的第一时间点开手机刷起了微博。
Near the end of the period, although there is no class, but in order to review Xiao Miao still follow the schedule of the early eighth, wake up early and play on the mobile phone for 10 minutes before getting up.
A new day, a new hot search.
Xiao Miao clicked on the trending search and found that the first one was #必定魔法学院概念视频#, followed by a big explosion.
Unbelievable Academy of Magic?Isn't this the lottery that I participated in a few days ago?Top trending search?
You have to go in and have a look!
Xiao Miao clicked on the link. I don't know if it's the network or the server. It's a bit stuck.
The impatient college student Xiao Miao frantically clicked on the phone screen.
So irritable, Xiao Miao's roommate Li Yan gently pushed the door in with a steamed bun. Seeing that Xiao Miao woke up, she was a little surprised, and said softly, "Miao Miao, don't you have an exam this afternoon? Why do you wake up so early?"
Xiao Miao sat up: "Get up early to memorize, there is still the last point of the exam syllabus."
Saying this, Xiao Miao held the mobile phone between two fingers, and climbed down from the upper bunk while grabbing the railing beside the bed with both hands.
The hot search clicked in, and it was a 5-minute short video.
The playback volume of the video is amazing, 400 million+.
You know it's only 7 o'clock in the morning.
This amount of playback is indeed worthy of the number one hot search.
Xiao Miao glanced at the other two roommates who were still awake, took out the earphones from her desk, put them on, and clicked on the video.
next second.
"Fuck!"
Xiao Miao's cry pierced the sky.
Li Yan:?
Two hapless roommates woken up by screams, their eyes are open, but their minds are still in a state of confusion.
"Miao Miao, what's your name all of a sudden?" A hapless roommate wailed weakly, "I finally didn't have an exam today, and I don't need to review. I just want to sleep in. What's wrong with me?"
Xiao Miao didn't even bother to apologize, and frantically paused the video and unplugged the earphones.She wanted to show the phone to this one, and to show the phone to the other, and she danced in the air with the phone in her hand, but no one saw it for a long time.
In the end, Xiao Miao could only say incoherently with excitement: "Look at the number one hot search."
"Hogwarts! Hogwarts!"
"No, it's a copycat version of Hogwarts. It's not right, it's just... oh, my stupid mouth, I won't be able to explain clearly for a while."
"Look at the number one hot search!"
"Magic school, my family, the kind that really has magic!"
Three roommates: ?
The pressure of the final exam is too much to review and review?
The chemistry department is really scary.
But if you wake up, let's watch the number one hot search.
401 All the girls in the dormitory clicked to open the hot search first.
The perspective of the promotional film is a bird that breaks into the incredible academy of magic.
The majestic castle, from far to near.
A beautiful sparrow flew into the gate of the incredible academy of magic.
The little bird flew into the principal's office, stopped on the high bird stand, and quietly watched the conversation between Principal Peggy and Kuagua from a bird's-eye view.
"Mr. Kua Kua, have you finished writing the admissions advertisement for the visiting students?" Principal Peggy wore round-rimmed gold-rimmed glasses and smiled kindly. Every wrinkle on her face revealed wisdom and gentleness, as if she was amiable. And a kind old man.
Kua Kua stood on the table, the whole goblin was not as tall as the stack of books on the principal's desk.
"It's finished, do you need me to read it to you?"
Principal Peggy nodded.
Kua Kua straightened his back a little nervously, raised his head slightly, took a deep breath, lowered his voice, and tried his best not to sound so shrill.
"My name is Kua Kua, and I'm a goblin."
The camera cuts sharply to the close-up of Kua Kua. Anyway, Kua Kua is real and not a special effect. Naturally, it can be as detailed as it can be.
Every eyelash on Kua Kua's eyes, every texture on his skin, and the fluctuations in his throat when he swallowed because of nervousness when speaking, are all clearly displayed on the camera.
"I'm the teacher of the goblin home economics class at the Academy of Unbelievable Magic."
As soon as the camera turned, Kuagua, who was in class in the classroom, was holding a clean and wet rag in his hand, with a lively and lively expression.I saw his hands moving quickly, folding the rag into a small boxy cube, and pinching one of the sharp corners with his thin fingertips.
"When cleaning dead corners, the choice of cleaning props is very important. We need to choose this kind of soft texture..." Kua Kua has a serious expression, a high-pitched voice, and a thin and small appearance that looks very funny and cute.
The camera turned again, and the students of various races who were listening attentively in the audience were captured.Whether it's a gloomy witch, a radiant elf, or the most common furry half-orc in the school, they all carefully hold a small sharp corner of the rag and stare at it seriously. .
One of the brown bear half-orcs couldn't hold the rag because his hands were bear paws, so he threw the rag on the table angrily, and slapped the table with a loud noise.
This behavior directly annoyed the werewolf at the next table. Both sides were violent, and the table was flipped and the fight started.
Kua Kua on the podium was so anxious that he jumped up and down in a physical sense. While jumping up to see how the fight was going, he shouted in a shrill voice: "Don't fight! Don't fight!"
"These are new desks. If one is broken, I will pay 6000 lakhs!"
"Incredible magic school, the cradle of future outstanding magicians! 1800 years of school experience, 130 excellent tutors, more than 200 kingdoms stamped and approved, partner schools of the Magicians Association!"
The narration belonging to Kua Kua continued.
"Of course, this is just the past glory of the Incredible Academy of Magic."
In the video, school director Lilian frowns frowningly as she flips through the account book. Because she is not very good at acting, she frowns exaggeratedly. However, she is a beautiful woman, and she looks good no matter how she frowns, so the audience can accept it.
"Oh my god, I lost 3000 million Lacoins last semester, and I can't afford to sell me!" Lilian wailed poorly, her face was full of bankruptcy despair, her expression was vivid and her emotions were sincere, which made people see I thought she must be really broke.
As if to echo Lilian's wailing, the wooden parrot in the cabinet began to parrot: "Bankrupt, bankrupt, Miss Lilian is bankrupt!"
"Shut up!" Lilian yelled angrily, took out her wand and pointed it into the cabinet, the wooden parrot stopped instantly, and even the pendulum on the clock that was swinging on the wall stopped in mid-air at a 30-degree angle. It's not too late.
"Lilian, that's not how time magic works." Teacher Zero floated out through the wall, his almost holy transparent soul made him look radiant, and his existence was the beauty special effect itself.
"hiss--"
In bedroom 401, there were exaggerated breathing sounds one after another.
"Mr. Zero, I have spent all your inheritance, and I'm going bankrupt!" Lilian cried with a sad face.
"It doesn't matter. When I was alive, there was a snow village under my name, and there was a tavern in it. Since the school is not doing well, you can run the tavern to make some money to supplement the school's finances." Teacher Ling said with a smile.
"Due to poor management in recent years, there are only 77 students and 12 teachers left in the school. In order to maintain the operation, Principal Peggy decided to unconditionally open the quota of visiting students to ordinary humans..."
The camera switched again, and the pictures of all the teachers in class flashed one by one like flowing water like a constantly flipping PPT.
A floating fireball appeared in Lilian's palm.
Principal Paige waved her wand, and the water in the pool seemed to be alive, gathering and dispersing with the angle of her wand.
Jiang Cha stood in front of a camellia tree, looking quiet and peaceful. With a light tap of the leaves, the red camellias on the whole tree bloomed instantly.
Old John stood on the podium like an old pedant, and the blackboard behind him was full of formulas and patterns that gave people headaches just by looking at them.
Cheng Cheng held a beautiful candy in his hand.
Wang Shiliang was dressed in black, he was stroking the crystal ball with his eyes closed, and he was muttering some words that no one could understand.
In the empty playground of the flying classroom, countless unmanned flying carpets are flying freely in the air.
……
One scene after another, the short but exciting scenes like movie clips were switched in turn, and finally they were frozen in the corridor outside the auditorium on the first floor.
A large group of students came from all directions, talking and laughing, some holding crystal balls in their hands, some holding thick books in their hands, and some holding a big bowl for eating in their hands. .
"What kind of potion is this?" A fire elf with a good face, half of his face covered in glittering gold powder, and the accessories all in red stared curiously at the Mala Tang in the basin, "You never Where did you get it?"
"This is Mala Tang. Mr. Zhang in the human cooking class taught it just now. The ordinary humans outside seem to like it very much."
"Ordinary humans... It is incredible that the Academy of Magic has not recruited any human students for many years."
"I heard that it's because the human race doesn't learn magic anymore. It's obvious that Principal Peggy and School Manager Lilian are both human races, but our school doesn't even have a single human race student."
"There will be some soon. Haven't you heard? Principal Peggy is going to recruit visitors from the human race, and soon there will be other human races coming to the school."
"When is soon?"
"The opening ceremony on January 1th!"
The voiceover continues.
The camera cuts back to the principal's office, and the boastful admissions advertisement has been read.
"Principal Peggy, what do you think?" Kua Kwa asked expectantly with his eyes wide open.
"I don't think it's very good." The sheep's head hanging on the wall said, "Your admissions words are too dry, your writing is not beautiful enough, and you don't have any literary accomplishment."
"Shut up." Principal Peggy said sternly, "If you are really bored, you can use the mirror to chat with the deer head in the auditorium."
Sheep's head showed a very disgusted expression: "Don't mention that stupid deer's head, it can only bark, it can't even understand a whole sentence, it's really embarrassing to our head."
Principal Peggy ignored the sheep's head and just knocked on the table with his hand.The door of the cupboard not far away was opened, teacups, teapots, sugar bowls, honey bowls, and golden teaspoons popped out one after another, and each returned to its place. The teaspoon scooped everywhere in the sugar bowl and honey bowl, and almost jumped off the table.
After a cup of sweet honey citron tea with sugar and honey was freshly baked, Principal Peggy held the teacup while drinking and said slowly: "I don't think the ending you just had was very good, so I should add another word."
"What to add?" Kua Kua humbly asked.
Principal Peggy fell into deep thought. At this moment, the bird on the shelf moved, flapped its wings, and flew away from the principal's room.
From the perspective of the bird, the audience can have a panoramic view of the 1st to 3rd floors of the Incredible Academy of Magic.
This castle seems to be alive!
Every dead thing inside looks so alive, so radiant.
The little bird flew from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor, browsed every corner of the 3rd floor, then flew to the 2nd floor, finally returned to the 1st floor, walked through the long corridor, and stopped at the entrance of the auditorium.
Two beautiful orcs walked towards the auditorium with their tails flicking, and stopped at the door. The gemstones on the door flickered, and the door slowly opened.
"Good morning, two classmates. The theme of today's auditorium is the opening season. Principal Peggy reminded me: Tomorrow is January 1th, the opening ceremony. At that time, 15 people from the human race will visit the Birth to Incredible Magic Academy to experience the magic life. Dear students, please Arrive at the auditorium on time for the opening ceremony before 370:8 am."
Along with the door slowly opened, Principal Peggy's voice appeared like a voiceover.
"I know what to add."
"Finally, welcome to the Incredible Academy of Magic."
The promo ends.
"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Which dog man made this promotional video! Will he make a promotional video? What will happen if he shows me the auditorium? Will he die? Will he lose a piece of meat? Will he go bankrupt? I am I want to see the auditorium, what am I doing wrong??? Let me see the auditorium, I want to see the auditorium!"
The roommate who hadn't woken up was lying on the bed and writhing in pain.
The roommates who have already woken up have clicked on the comment area to output crazily.
Like dormitory 401, the comment area is full of wailing.
Xuan in Guadai: Come out to me as the director, who taught you how to make promotional videos? ! (pulls the collar) Hurry up and hand over the remaining 30 seconds!
Beibei: (screaming) (distortion) (dark crawling)
My God at the Incredible Academy of Magic: Let me enroll, let me enroll quickly, I want to stick with Miss Furry!
Teacher Zero's future wife: Please, please smoke me, the child really loves learning magic, let me go to the opening ceremony!Smack me, smack me! ! !
Do not eat coriander: I am a student, V is my ticket.
V me 50: Family, a ghost story, today is January 1.
Yan Jiaxiaoyu: My family, another ghost story, this is not a movie, you can't see the feature film.
Trinity: Ahhhhhhh, please, let me go, if it’s really impossible, let me go to the Unbelievable Magic Academy to do the dishes!
……
Before the promotional video was released, most of the online lottery for tickets to the opening ceremony of the Unbelievable Academy of Magic on January 1 was a mentality that they don’t need money anyway, so it’s better to draw a lottery, and if you win, you can go whoring for nothing.
The willingness to go is not high, but it doesn’t cost money. Reposting the lottery is a simple matter. Most people are very perfunctory when reposting. Some people even don’t know where the amusement park is at all, they just want to draw a prize.
After the promotional video was released, the direction of the wind changed.
It's all balls, hit me, hit me, hit me!
Boss Jiang, who is beautiful and kind, beat me!
Ah, Boss Jiang is a man?
Then the handsome boss Jiang, beat me!
401寝室里,4个被宣传片震撼得说不出话的女大学生在看完一遍后,又忍不住看了第2遍、第3遍……一直看到第5遍才停住。
After reading it 5 times, the two roommates who didn't get out of bed still didn't get out of bed.
"Miao Miao, where is this incredible magic academy?" Li Yan asked in a daze.
"The Galaxy Script Theme Park in Xuncheng."
"Where is Xuncheng?"
"It's just...it's not far anyway, we've been here for three hours by train, you can find out after a search."
Li Yan began to search for tickets.
Another roommate poked his head out from the bed: "Miao Miao, how much is the ticket for this amusement park? It won't cost two or three thousand?"
Xiao Miao thought for a while: "It seems to be more than 100, but it is inconceivable that the Academy of Magic is a separate fee item. Buy it alone, 668 per person."
"Damn, it's so cheap!" The roommate was shocked, "It only costs 688 to go to Hogwarts for a day?!"
"If you want to live in the school for one night, it seems to be 2888, but I look at the official account of this amusement park, it seems that the people who live in the school can trigger the special plot at night." Xiao Miao continued.
The roommate was even more shocked: "What?! I can still live!!!"
"Buy tickets, buy tickets." The roommate took out his mobile phone and searched on the review software, "Why can't I find it?"
"Tickets for the Incredible Academy of Magic must be bought on their official account. Tickets have not yet been issued. January 1th is the opening ceremony. All tickets are given away through a lottery on Weibo."
"Tickets will be sold normally starting on the 16th, but tickets will not be issued until tomorrow."
"Send?!" The three said in unison.
"It's just..." Xiao Miao felt strange, why did she feel like she had become a salesman in this amusement park, but she continued, "I told you in the dormitory a few days ago, there is a post on Weibo A lottery for a large-scale magic-themed live-action script killing, this is it, the lottery will be drawn at 9 o'clock tonight, you can still draw if you go to the draw now."
"A total of 370 tickets, but more than 200 tickets were released for the lottery. The remaining tickets should be reserved for old customers or bloggers/hosts. I think some bloggers/hosts posted tickets."
The three immediately went to the lottery draw.
"Oh, share it with 10 people, and let 10 people click on the link to get an extra draw!" Zhang Yan said pleasantly.
The three began to share wildly.
"Zhang Yan, please help me order."
"it is good."
"Hey, how do you show that I have ordered for someone else?"
Xiao Miao: "...You all clicked for me a few days ago, and I shared the link with you a long time ago. How dare you not see anything at all?"
Three people: ...
The three of them could only laugh and continue to share the link.
"Miao Miao, you told us that it was some kind of large-scale live-action script killing, and we thought it was that kind of thing... I don't have it and I don't like playing script killing, how could I know that the large-scale live-action script killing is so exciting!" Zhang Yan said.
"Yes, yes, if I had known that live-action script killing was like this, I would have gone to play it!" Another roommate echoed.
Xiao Miao: ...
How should she explain that script killing is actually not like this...
This is Boss Jiang's script killing.
Boss Jiang, killed the first person to open the amusement park for the sake of the script.
As a script killing fanatic, Xiao Miao, of course, has admired Jiang Qi for a long time, and knows the purest lover in the legendary industry.
Is there any script killer who doesn't like "Murder at the Class Reunion" and "Encounter Again" released by Xinghe Script Agency last year?
Two masterpieces!
Boss Jiang, yyds!
On the other side, Jiang Qi, who was sitting in the office and followed the popularity of the Weibo lottery draw, sneezed.
Jiang Qi rubbed his nose and sighed: "This promotional film is different after it's released. Director Zhou's level is not bad. The promotional film was shot so well."
What Jiang Qi didn't know was that an editor who was at home on vacation because of overtime work two days ago was lying on the bed, swiping Weibo and cursing Director Zhou.
"Zhou Boyao, I'm *****!"
"Damn it, Lao Tzu's promotional video was edited really well, watch it again!"
(End of this chapter)
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