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Chapter 480 Eastern Fortune Teller

After Cheng Zi made such a call, Peng Xingyuan and the others immediately understood the true meaning of the training during this period, and dispersed one after another.

Those who have classes go to the office to find a magic wand to prepare lessons, and those who have no classes explore the school.For such a large castle, even if only three floors are open, it will take a few days to really explore it.

With so many magic items placed in the castle, there are new discoveries every time.

At this time, someone may ask, Jiang Qi is also a new teacher, he is still teaching the crystal ball divination class, should Jiang Qi attend classes according to the schedule like other teachers?
The answer is no.

Jiang Qi's class was not scheduled at all in the class schedule.

It's not because Jiang Qi is the boss and has privileges, but mainly because his class is a bit complicated.

The crystal ball divination class, just by the name, it is a liar class.

Jiang Qi is neither a cultivator nor a magician, let alone divination, so taking classes is deceiving.Judging from the course content, there is no difference between the crystal ball divination class and Liu Lan's bubble class, both have 0 magic content.

But the crystal ball divination class is another professional magic class that actually appeared in the Incredible Magic Academy, and it is a serious magic class.

Although the teacher of this class is a liar who doesn't understand divination.

But Jiang Qi is a non-liar with the talent and level of divination, personally stamped by the Incredible Academy of Magic.

So now the situation has become——

A divination teacher who is talented in divination but doesn't know anything about divination seems to be a liar. He wants to teach everyone a deceptive divination in a deceptive way. It seems that he is cheating, but he is actually teaching divination class.

It's just... messy.

The source of all this confusion is that no one knows how the previous liar took the class except Lilian, and Lilian is a deceived person who has no talent in divination but got an A in divination class.

Therefore, what Jiang Qi has to do is not to integrate into the school like other teachers, to attend classes in the school according to the schedule every day, and finally make his performance natural.

What he had to do was to ask Lilian to teach him how to be a qualified liar... Ah no, he was the teacher of the crystal ball divination class.

Taking a divination class requires a lot of eloquence.

Before the emergency training, Jiang Qi always thought that his eloquence was good.

Don't say that the tongue is bright and the lotus is blooming, that the deer is a horse, and that the black is white.At least he is articulate, well-organized, active in thinking, good at associating, and can make up nonsense. The most basic thing is to open your eyes and tell nonsense.

result……

Very bad!

"Boss, you don't look stupid at ordinary times. Why are your brains and mouths useless at critical moments?" Lilian, who had originally taken a fire magic class, found a familiar feeling after frantically blasting in the classroom. She was extremely happy, and after teaching Jiang Qi for half an hour, sadness returned to her face.

Jiang Qi didn't expect that he would encounter Waterloo in eloquence, so he flipped through the "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination" in his hand, and said, "I'm not wrong."

"100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination" is Lilian's teaching material for crystal ball divination class before, and it has been kept in her magic pocket.

Jiang Qi pointed to the real crystal ball for divination in front of Lilian: "This is still a real crystal ball."

"A mass of mist with no edges and corners, no patterns, and the fog is still gray and has no other colors. This shows that you have no talent for divination at all, and you haven't divination anything."

Jiang Qi turned to the third page of the book and pointed to the pattern on it: "Your case is simply out of a textbook."

Lilian: ...

Principal Peggy: Pfft.

Teacher Zero: Pfft.

Lilian looked at Jiang Qi, her beautiful eyes were no longer bright, and there was a faint hint of despair: "Do you think the tourists who come to the divination class in the future will have the talent for divination?"

Jiang Qi: "...Didn't they use the fake crystal ball you made? It will definitely produce something."

The batch of crystal balls made by Lilian can also be regarded as divination crystal balls to some extent.The divination crystal ball for entry-level apprentices is very simple to make. You only need to inject a specific type of magic power into a crystal ball with sufficient purity.

Of course, this kind of entry-level divination crystal ball is definitely not allowed, and people who are serious about divination will definitely not use it. Usually, parents buy one as a toy to coax their children at home.

In order to allow tourists to have enough experience of the divination class (Lilian thought she was the one to take the divination class at first), Lilian specially added a guarantee mechanism to this batch of crystal balls.

There must be a pattern!
Hundreds of patterns appear randomly, whichever one you can think of!

Originally, Jiang Qi wanted Lilian to use the crystal ball with a guarantee mechanism for divination. Lilian was not a believer, and felt that she had at least a little talent for divination to get an A in the divination class.

Don't ask for a lot, just a little bit, you can't have nothing at all.

Lilian, who didn't believe in evil, searched all the teachers' offices, and finally found a high-end divination crystal ball in the cabinet of the flight teacher's office.

Then Lilian used a high-end divination crystal ball to divination out a big guarantee.

Jiang Qi felt that he didn't say anything, he was just telling the truth, and Lilian broke the defense.

Lilian who broke the defense did not forget her mission.

"But Teacher An definitely wouldn't say that." Lilian stared at the crystal ball, trying to make a pattern.

"What would he say?" Jiang Qi was quite curious about the words of the liar before.

"Teacher An would tell us that the crystal ball didn't respond because our hearts were not pure enough and we had distracting thoughts in our hearts. The crystal ball didn't feel our desire and obsession, so it didn't give us feedback." Lilian stroked the crystal unwillingly. Ball, I really hope that this high-end model can feel her sincere heart.

"and then?"

"Then Teacher An will lead us to calm down, get rid of those complicated thoughts in our minds, and do it again."

Principal Peggy was a little curious: "Is it useful?"

Lilian nodded solemnly: "It's useful, it's really useful!"

"Mr. An said that in many cases, the crystal ball does not give us feedback, because the crystal ball does not feel our thought power. Mind power is different from magic power. It is a very mysterious spiritual thing, like our mind power. People who are lower can only see simple patterns on the crystal ball."

"And the boss is a person who is born with a very high talent for divination and is born with a high power of thought. Under the right circumstances, he can see a piece of text, a song, a poem, a few scenes, or even a complete memory. "

"Simple patterns can only predict recent events, but the latter types can predict the distant future."

After all, Lilian took a few deep breaths, closed her eyes, and stroked the crystal ball devoutly with both hands, as if feeling with her heart, triggering the so-called mind power.

Teacher Ling complained in a low voice: "Nianli, that liar even made up a new word himself."

Principal Peggy was very interested in this set of explanations, staring at Lilian: "I think it makes sense."

After about a few minutes, Lilian opened her eyes again.

The first thing Lilian did after opening her eyes was to stare at the mist in the crystal ball at close range, and said happily: "There are changes, boss, come and see, there are changes!"

"Did you feel that the color of the mist has faded? Also... also, what does this look like? I know, it's like a mess!"

Jiang Qi went up to take a look, and said that there was no change at all, it was still the same mist as before, but the mist itself would keep making irregular movements in the crystal ball.

What color has faded, like a mess, is all due to Lilian's psychological effects.

Jiang Qi didn't pick up Lilian's words this time, but took the initiative to ask a question: "There are new changes, how does Teacher An usually do?"

"Teacher An will let us explain the omen of the crystal ball first."

Jiang Qi made a gesture of invitation to Lilian, indicating that Lilian can start her performance.

Lilian hadn't attended the crystal ball divination class for a long time, and she had forgotten all the explanations about the patterns, so she could only flip through the book in Jiang Qi's hand.After searching for a long time, I finally found the mess. After reading the diagram, Lilian substituted herself and explained:
"What I was thinking just now was that I only taught space magic before, but now I suddenly teach fire magic, can I teach it? Can the runes in the classroom withstand such a small-scale explosion? Wouldn't I Will you lose money?"

Principal Peggy: ? !

"The crystal ball told me that the answer to this question was very complicated, like a mess. There seemed to be many outcomes, but there was only one real way out, hidden among the other threads. What I had to do was sort out my thoughts , calm down, think carefully, and find the right way out."

Jiang Qi & Teacher Zero & Principal Peggy:?

What and what?Does this explanation have anything to do with what you just wanted to divination?
Jiang Qi and the others didn't understand, but Lilian did: "I understand, the crystal ball is telling me to stick to my heart as a teacher. As long as I teach with my heart, I will treat every class as a real fire magic class." There will be no problems."

Three: ? ? ?
Are you sure what you understand is the same as what is written in the book?

Where did you know that? !
Jiang Qi could only continue to ask: "Then what would Teacher An usually do at this time?"

"Teacher An will praise us for our talent in divination. The general direction is correct, but there is a little detail that we didn't notice."

"He will explain our divination content. After the explanation, he will assign homework according to the divination content of the day, and then get out of class will be over."

"Is your divination content often correct?" Jiang Qi just felt incredible. How did Mr. An's outrageous deception work as a teacher of crystal ball divination in the Unbelievable Academy for so many years?
He also tricked Lilian into being like this, so far he is still lucky, thinking that he has some talent for divination.

But Lilian has always been easily deceived.

"Of course it's wrong." Lilian said, "Occasionally, there will be times when the divination is right. Divination is inherently impossible to judge right from wrong, and the most famous fortune teller dare not boast that every time his divination is absolutely correct."

"If you are wrong, you are wrong. The final grade is not judged according to the correct rate of divination in a semester."

Jiang Qi fell into silence.

Principal Peggy also fell silent.

Teacher Ling shook his head helplessly at his foolish student, and floated to the corner, unable to bear to look at this unlucky student who was being fooled by Teacher An.

Teacher Zero didn't know whether the other students took the crystal ball divination class for credits or to learn divination. He, the unlucky student, must have learned divination.

However, Lilian didn't feel it yet. Although Principal Peggy and Teacher Zero said that Teacher An was a liar, Lilian still believed that Teacher An was simply not talented in divination. He was not a liar because of his lack of ability.

"Boss, this is probably how I usually go to class. As for how to explain the diagrams, the guaranteed patterns I set are all drawn according to the patterns in this book. You only need to read "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination" If you know the content by heart, if you speak nicely, you will be fine."

"Your diagram is too dry. Teacher An will explain it to us very well. He will give us a detailed explanation based on what we want to predict and our current situation."

"You may need to practice your eloquence again." Lilian gave her most sincere advice.

Then Lilian slipped away. She came to give Jiang Qi 1-on-1 guidance after the morning class. Lilian still had a class in the afternoon, and she was going to the classroom to prepare.

After Lilian left, Principal Peggy said to Teacher Ling categorically: "Ling, you are right, Ann is a liar."

Teacher Ling didn't answer, and drifted slowly to Jiang Qi who was seriously watching "100 Omens of Divination in a Crystal Ball", and asked, "Boss, do you have any questions?"

"Yes, boss, if you feel that following the class method is a bit exhausting, I can help you adjust the crystal ball divination class to one class a week. This class was originally held once a week, and no one attended it." Principal Peggy Intimate and authentic.

Unbelievable that the two backbones of the Academy of Magic just stared at Jiang Qi so directly.

Jiang Qi stared straight at the book.

After a long time, Jiang Qi closed the book with a "snap" and frowned.

"The problem now is not that there are some troubles in class."

"It's because I haven't figured out this method of teaching."

"Lilian seemed to say something just now, but she didn't seem to say anything."

Jiang Qi picked up the book, pointed to it and said, "Even this book, I think it's a collection of liar's tricks."

Teacher Zero nodded in agreement.

Principal Peggy seems to understand Jiang Qi's meaning: "So boss, you actually need a professional who knows how to read words, write words for pictures, and knows how to use a pattern to make up nonsense. guide you?"

"That's right!"

Jiang Qi and Teacher Ling looked at Principal Peggy.

If the amusement park held a nonsense making-up contest, to see who is the best at making up nonsense, then the champion would definitely be Principal Peggy, and he deserved it.

The long-awaited Principal Peggy shook his head again and again: "I really can't do this. I only use words that are more practical and can get money quickly. I have to give me some facts to make it down. Like this kind of stuff that comes out of nothing, I am not good at."

Principal Peggy said that if she was good at this kind of thing, she wouldn't have been cheated by Teacher An for so many years.

She is inconceivable the century-old signboard of the School of Magic!

It was because of this dead liar that he was ruined!

Principal Peggy wept in his heart.

If Principal Peggy can't, who else can?

Jiang Qi thought wildly in his mind, and felt that among the people he knew, no one was good at speaking in this area.

Who in these days can look at pictures and talk, create something out of nothing, and know how to read words and colors, and make up nonsense based on the actual situation of the other party?

This kind of high-end talent is too hard to find, right?

Why don't you let Hu Qing post a recruitment message and recruit a teaching assistant for the crystal ball divination class?
Jiang Qi was in trouble.

"Words and emotions, divination, speaking nicely, eloquence... Isn't this just... Isn't this just..."

Suddenly, a profession that is uncommon these days, but will surely appear in Jiang Qi's mind.

Fortune teller!

Contemporary youth may not have fortune-telling once in their lifetime, but there must be friends who have done fortune-telling!
Jiang Qi suddenly took out his mobile phone and dialed Jiang Bing's WeChat number.

Seconds.

"Hey, brother, what do you want from me?" Jiang Bing was quite noisy there, it didn't sound like he was in a mahjong parlor.

"Sister, have you had your fortune told recently?"

Jiang Bing:?
Jiang Bing changed his hand to hold the phone: "Fortune telling? Am I the kind of feudal superstitious person? Your sister, I have never told fortunes in my life. The most I can do is tarot cards, horoscopes, palmistry, and crystal balls!"

Jiang Qi: "...you have quite a wide range of hobbies..."

"So-so." Jiang Bing said modestly, "Why? Bro, do you still want to tell your fortune? Is it because the amusement park business is not good recently and you want to change Feng Shui? I think your business is very good. So many people participated in the challenge. My homestay Every day is full, do you know how many days I haven't played mahjong?"

"It's just that the business is so good recently, so I want to do the math. Sister, do you know of any famous fortune tellers with a sharp tongue?"

Jiang Bing:?
Jiang Qi, what's wrong with this?
Jiang Bing thought about it, and he really thought of one: "A friend of mine seems to have posted her in Moments some time ago to tell her fortune, saying that the fortune teller is young but very accurate, and he probably is a fool."

"But it's not the kind that calculates the birth date, it seems to be Zhouyi or something, divination, throwing copper coins, you know? Brother, do you want to calculate it? If you want to calculate it, I will ask her where the master is. I just want to calculate it too. It's a peach blossom."

"I haven't been in a relationship for more than a year. I have to find a teacher to calculate whether I have peach blossoms recently and whether to wear some accessories. When I was in college, I found a teacher who was very accurate. He said that I must fall in love in the second year. As a result, I fell in love in January of the second year!"

Jiang Qi: ...

You said just now that you don't engage in feudal superstition, only tarot cards, constellations, palmistry, and crystal balls!

"Okay, you can ask for me, if possible, we will go in the afternoon."

"It's so urgent... okay. Xiao Liu, I have something to go out in the afternoon. Don't mess up the registration of this homestay, don't make any problems! Auntie cleaning has two leave, right? Hurry up and find two temporary workers to come over If you can’t, go to a vocational high school to find a few students. The room must be clean. Tell the hawkers outside at night, remember to take the garbage away. The garbage on the road is swept by our cleaners. If it appears again In that case this morning, the booth will not be given to them, and we will not collect any money!"

"And that..."

Jiang Qi hung up the phone.

Principal Peggy and Teacher Ling looked at Jiang Qi curiously, and asked in unison: "Boss, what is a fortune teller?"

"Oriental fortuneteller." Jiang Qi smiled slightly, "Professional, trustworthy."

(End of this chapter)