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Chapter 265 The Consequences of Bad Dog Language

Chapter 265 The Consequences of Bad Dog Language
Parents and mothers had a great time stroking the dogs. Jiang Qi looked at the side for a while and found that the three dogs enjoyed the feeling of being liked. He opened a can of the canned food he just bought for the three dogs and one dog, and then Go back to the room and think about the dog-drawn carriage.

As long as there are other people besides Jiang Qi at home, the toy spirits will obediently stay in Jiang Qi's room.Except for the racing car who likes to seek excitement and occasionally sneaks out, and the flower fairy who relies on her own ability to fly, and sometimes flies up from the window to visit upstairs, the rest of the toy spirits are very honest.

Everyone is sitting together listening to the trooper read the screenplay from the screenwriter's freshly generated screenplay.

Not every toy spirit can read.

Because the first toy spirits summoned were cavalry, Jiang Qi mistakenly believed that literacy was a standard equipment for toy spirits for a long time.But obviously this is not the case, these toy spirits are only literate by cavalry, farmers and princesses.

Don't watch the TV series squatting at Jiang Bing's gate every day before watching the racing car. It is completely based on listening. If you don't know a word on the subtitles, you are purely illiterate.

Compared with humans, the toy spirits have a very developed sense of hearing. This is why the toy spirits in the room can always evacuate the scene before Jiang Bing and the others come back-with their hearing, they may be able to hear as soon as they reach the first floor. Heard movement at home.

The script generated this time belongs to the princess. The princess in a beautiful pink tutu dress sat on the window sill and listened with satisfaction to the cavalry reading the sadomasochistic story about her and a prince from an unknown small country generated by the script generator.

Although this is the princess's own script and the princess can read, you can't expect a princess who likes to watch sadomasochism stories with herself as the protagonist to read a movie script with herself as the protagonist to a group of toy spirits.

"Everyone." Jiang Qi's arrival interrupted the story reading meeting, "From today onwards, there will be three new friends at home, three Alaska cards. In theory, they can understand what you say, but if you are not proficient in dog language There is a high probability that you won’t be able to understand them. Considering their size, although I believe that everyone should be able to get along friendly and happy in the future, it’s best not to provoke them.”

"Especially Ni, the racing car." Jiang Qi named and criticized the racing car that had almost been exposed in front of Wu Jingyi before, "Now that the wizard Kaka is not here, I can only take out a new toy from the recycling bag every 10 days. If you accidentally damage it, you can't Without going into the recycling bag for repairs, I can't guarantee when I'll have to wait until I can get you back out."

The racing car flashed its headlights weakly to show that it knew.

"Mr. Boss." Said the racing car in a low voice, "If I am really damaged, you must take me out."

"I also want to experience the feeling of being a little master every day."

Jiang Qi: ...

"Shut up, racing!" Sunflower broke the defense again and screamed.

A war is imminent.

"Have they always been like this?" The princess moved aside, and asked the cavalryman curiously, "I have been out for 17 days, and they have quarreled 31 times."

cavalry:……

You still count on this.

The cavalryman nodded with difficulty, pretending not to hear the sound of the quarrel between Sunflower and the racing car: "It's like this often, just get used to it. I think Sunflower has actually gotten used to the racing car a little bit. The first time the racing car said this, it was so angry...I It means that the flower branches under the flower are stretched, and you can see that it is normal now."

"Okay, Mr. Boss is back, let's hurry up and continue reading, and don't disturb Mr. Boss's sleep."

"Her Royal Highness has the most beautiful and smooth blonde hair in the world. This is the golden hair that all women in the capital desire to have. Whenever the sun shines on Her Royal Highness's hair, her hair will be like..."

Jiang Qi: ...?
What kind of modifier is this in Mary Su's novel? Seeing the princess's proud expression, and even stroking his own not-so-soft blond hair secretly, Jiang Qi shook his head and left the room.

He forgot to tell Jiang Xiaoliang to use his contacts to borrow a van tomorrow and take the three dogs to the amusement park for a visit.

With the size of these three dogs, no ordinary car can fit them in.
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Because of going to bed early at night, Jiang Qi rarely woke up at seven o'clock the next morning.After waking up, Jiang Qi first looked at the script of the 21-player version of "Red Tears" that was set to be produced yesterday before going to bed. Not surprisingly, it was a failed love affair.

Jiang Qi threw this failed script into the failure category and started to generate new scripts.

The script written by the one-star script writer is still not good, and the probability of garbage script is as high as 99.9%. It is more difficult to write a qualified multiplayer script than to draw a card to draw an SSR.

However, the script writer is about to rise to the stars. Although the script of the 15-person version of "Red Tears" written before is of average quality and barely usable, it cannot stand the large number of customers and there will always be people who like it.

In addition, the group of toy spirits at home are very supportive. As long as the script is written with them as the protagonist, the protagonist himself is very satisfied, and he has gained a lot of satisfaction unconsciously.

It takes 500 satisfaction points to upgrade from one star to two stars, and now there are 419 points, and it is estimated that it will take another month to upgrade to a star.

From this point of view, all the cards that Jiang Qi has summoned so far, except for the [Abandoned Theater] that has not yet been built, belong to [Kaka's Toy Recycling Bag] with the lowest star-up progress.

Still (2/10).

However, there is no rush to find owners for this group of toys and the like. Before Jiang Qi didn’t know that the toy spirits would disappear if they met two masters who didn’t love them enough in a row, so he didn’t dare to help them find a little master. Digestion.Now that I know, it is natural to be more cautious when looking for a master.

These toy spirits are Kaka's hard work, and Kaka will also come out to work for Jiang Qi in the future. How can Jiang Qi ruin the hard work of his future gold medal employee.

"There will be a birthday party this afternoon and tonight. Everyone, remember to prepare it in advance. If you want to watch the excitement, when Xinghua comes to pick you up, just tell her to take you with her."

"However, there is one thing to note. Tonight's birthday party is for a 7-year-old girl, and there should be many friends of her age. Don't see the children and want them to be your little masters, sneak into their schoolbags Li tried to go home with them in vain."

"This is a very irresponsible behavior to yourselves. Everyone should learn more from the racing car. The racing car will never make such a mistake. The sheep I am talking about is you, remember?" Jiang Qi Stare at the sheep plush toy.

The mother of the protagonist of the last birthday party called and told Jiang Qi that when her daughter accidentally brought home a sheep plush toy from the store, Jiang Qi was stunned.Jiang Qi was so scared that he hung up the phone and took a taxi to the guest's house to get the toy. He thanked him repeatedly and promised to give the guest a half-price birthday party discount next year.

Thanks to the kindness of this family, they found that there was an extra plush toy in the bag and did not take it directly, but called Jiang Qi to tell it. Otherwise, when Jiang Qi found out that the sheep was missing, he would not know where to look for it.

The recycling bag can only tell Jiang Qi the location of these toy spirits when the toy spirits are about to be damaged.If the intact toy spirits sneak away by themselves, Jiang Qi really can't find them.

Although most of the plush toys are obedient, good children are a little silly, but good children are scarier than bears.

Racing cars can't do such bearish things.

After that time, Jiang Qi imposed a severe punishment on the sheep, punishing it not to play with DaDa for a week, killing chickens to scare monkeys, and the effect is outstanding.

"Remember." Sheep buried her head in the floor and whispered, "Mr. Boss, I will never hide secretly in the schoolbag of the future little master again."

"Mr. Boss, don't worry, I, Hua Fairy and the princess will take care of everyone." The cavalry promised.

Jiang Qi nodded, ready to go to the living room to pet the three big dogs.

Thinking of the soft touch when he touched the dog yesterday, Jiang Qi couldn't help showing a slightly perverted smile on his face.

Having a dog is such a joy!

Having a big dog is double the joy! !
Three big dogs are 2×3=6 times the happiness! ! !

These three dogs can understand human speech, well-behaved and cute, it is indescribable happiness! ! ! !

In summary:

Hahahahaha, I, Jiang Qi, have a dog!

Jiang Qi, with a more perverted smile on his face, pushed the door out, ready to welcome three big dogs running towards him enthusiastically.

This time he is ready and will never be thrown down by Lala!
Then Jiang Qi discovered...

Where is his dog?

Where are his three big dogs? ?
What about his three gold medal dogs who have been No. 1 in the most popular sled dog combination in Sierra Village for three consecutive years? ? !
Looking at the empty kennel, Jiang Qi went to look for the place where the dog leash was left yesterday.

Very good, the dog is gone, the dog leash is gone, a pack of teething sticks is missing, 3 cans of cans are missing, and the freeze-drying bucket has also been opened. It seems that Jiang Xiaoliang and Qiao Huifang went for a walk today to walk the dog.

Jiang Qi remembered that his parents usually went out for morning exercises after five o'clock and came back with breakfast around seven o'clock.

On the street at five o'clock in the morning, Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang, who are holding three giant Alaskas, must be the most beautiful boys on the street.

Jiang Qi was about to go into the kitchen to touch a bottle of fresh milk to drink when there was movement outside the door.

"Oh, Lala is so good. Grandpa bought you a lot of big meat buns. When grandpa opens the door for you, you can eat meat buns when you get home!"

"Wow, woof!" This was Lala's excited cry. Although she was very excited, her voice was very restrained.

"Lala is really sensible. She knows that barking too loudly so early will disturb the neighbors to rest. Grandma bought you chicken legs at the vegetable market. Let's eat the chicken legs after eating the buns!"

"Wow, woof!" This is Xuexue's cry.

Don't ask Jiang Qi how he heard it, but the barking of these three dogs has its own characteristics.

I don't know why, Xuexue always screams like the water in the kettle is boiling.

"Don't worry about Xuexue, they have them all. There's also the pry, pry doesn't like chicken legs but prefers duck legs, right? Grandma bought duck legs just for you."

Just saying this, the door opened.

Jiang Xiaokang and Qiao Huifang returned with a full load of bags.

Jiang Qi held a bottle of milk and looked at the two and three dogs.

Seeing Jiang Qi, the three dogs surrounded him attentively and barked softly, expressing that although they also liked Jiang Xiaoliang and Qiao Huifang very much, Jiang Qi, the master, was always the most important.

It would be even better if Jiang Qi could feed him more food.

"Wow, Dad, you bought a lot of breakfast today." Jiang Qi looked at the breakfast in Jiang Xiaoliang's hand.

There are three big bags of beef patties, pork patties, meat buns, steamed buns, and meat buns. The strange thing is that the two of them didn't buy soy milk today.

Soy milk is basically the standard on Jiang's breakfast table.

Jiang Xiaoliang looked at Jiang Qi with a guilty conscience: "Xiao Qi, I know that it is best for dogs not to eat meat buns, but I think they want to eat them. The three of them stood at the door of the bun shop today and watched for a long time. I want to eat some There shouldn’t be any problem, I asked the boss, it’s because the meat is pure meat stuffing, nothing is added.”

Jiang Qi doesn't really care about this kind of thing. Lala, Xuexue and Pry are not normal dogs after all. Their intelligence is no different from that of humans. As long as they want to eat, they should be able to eat.

Card creatures are not considered normal life if they cannot be promoted to three stars, and these three dogs cannot be promoted to stars, which is also a card bug in a sense.

"A little?" Jiang Qi looked at the three big bags of buns and felt that he had to redefine a little.

There are at least seven or eight big buns the size of a fist, and it's only a little bit that he can eat a bag to death.

"I bought a bag of minced pork, minced beef, and minced mutton. Lala, they are big, so I should eat more."

"That's right, such a big dog only weighs 150 catties. I went to the vegetable market to buy chicken and duck legs to supplement their nutrition." Qiao Huifang echoed.

Jiang Qi: ...

"Then... which one is my breakfast? Xiaolongbao?"

"Small steamed buns are what I want to eat."

Pry pry barked twice, indicating that it was so.

"beef patty?"

"Beef patties are what Lala and Xuexue want to eat."

"...the pork loaf is always mine, right?"

"This is also what Lala wants to eat."

Jiang Qi: ...

"Xiao Qi, my parents didn't expect you to get up so early today and not buy your breakfast."

"Why don't you go downstairs to eat some later? Your mother and I are still learning how to cook dog food."

Jiang Qi: ? ? ?
Dad, Mom, you have changed, you don’t love me anymore when you have a dog son.

No, it's the grandson of the dog.

"Okay." Jiang Qi said helplessly.

These three dogs really have something on them.

I'm afraid it doesn't have any charm buff.

"But don't feed them too much. I ordered fresh beef at the meat stand. Each dog has three kilograms per day. This is what they must eat every day."

"Wow, woof, woof!" Lala crazily rubbed against Jiang Qi, trying to tell Jiang Qi that they were different from normal dogs. Three kilograms of beef was just the bottom line, there was no upper limit, and they could eat as much as they wanted, and they didn't mind eating more.

However, Jiang Qi is not proficient in dog language, so he can't understand such a difficult dog language.

Jiang Qi, who couldn't understand dog language, went downstairs to have breakfast.

Leaving Lala a dog to worry about at home.

"Wow, woof, woof." Pry pry calmly persuaded Lala.

[I said it yesterday, the new owner is not very good at dog language and can't understand what we said. ]
"Wow." Lala responded.

[But the new owner's house is not a scenic spot, and there are no tourists. How can I eat three kilograms of beef every day? ]

"Woof." Xuexue joined the group chat.

[I heard from those talking toys that the new owner has an amusement park on the outskirts of the city, and there must be tourists in it. We will be full when we go to the amusement park. ]
"Wow woof!" Lala was excited again.

[Very good! ]
"Woof." Pry reminded Lala to pay attention to her image.

[The parents of the new owner are coming out. ]
When Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang came out of the kitchen, Sangou surrounded them and rubbed them, so cute.

"Hey, Lala, Xuexue and Prying are so good. Are you hungry? Grandpa will feed you buns."

"Wow!" Lala exclaimed triumphantly.

[Look, I'm still good! ]

(End of this chapter)

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