Start with the script kill shop
Chapter 211 Fat Head Whale
Chapter 211 Fat Head Whale
December 12, Saturday, light rain, temperature 21℃~1℃, southeasterly wind 6, humidity 3%.
It is suitable for marriage, obtaining certificates, breaking ground, burial, breaking ground, marrying, encoffining, and drawing toy spirits.
This time Jiang Qi looked at the alarm clock in advance, because every time the toy spirit was drawn, it would delay some time, so the drawing time kept moving backwards. Today, the time to draw the toy spirit is 4:51 pm.
Due to the full class on Saturday, today, except for Old John's car "Kill the Script and Kill the Shop Owner", all of them are horror books. Someone may come out to collect evidence in the corridor at any time, and the dressing room is occupied by Old John. In the utility room There was too little space for smoking Toy Spirit, so Jiang Qi simply took the recycling bags home and smoked them at home.
Anyway, it takes only 10 minutes to walk from the store to home, and a few more times a day is counted as counting WeChat steps.
Taking this opportunity, Jiang Qi happened to put the recycling bag home. It is not good to keep such an important item in the utility room of the store. What if a thief breaks in at night and steals the recycling bag?
Now that the end of the year is approaching, the thieves are eager to go home for the new year with their performance, and they are frequently dispatched. The small supermarket in the alley broke into the thief last night.The cash register was directly stolen, and the owner of the small supermarket was so angry that he scolded the damn stupid thief all morning in the merchant group.
According to the owner of the small supermarket, there is only 5 yuan and 1200 cents in the cash register (the boss has the habit of taking the money away every day), but the cash register itself is worth [-] yuan, and the thief pried away the part containing the money and repaired it. .
A thief can steal a supermarket today, and a script store tomorrow. As long as the thief has done market research, he will find that the best-selling store in the alley is actually Xinghe Script Agency.
Now Lili and Wang Erya go home every day, and no one is watching the store at night, so the store may not be safe.
"Mr. Boss, can you get me a war horse this time? Although the racing car said that he can take me for a ride, I am a cavalryman, not a racing driver, and it is a bit unreasonable to drive a racing car." The cavalry waved his sword excitedly.
Since the Toy Spirit is drawn at home this time, Wang Xinghua and Lili will pretend to be ghosts, Tutu has been following Wang Xinghua, and the racing car will be delivered. Going back, the interest in Toy Spirit is not as great as before, so the audience this time is only cavalry and sunflowers.
Jiang Bing was not at home either, she went to the movies.
Although the cavalry doesn’t spend much time with the racing car these days (the racing car is busy delivering goods every day), but he is somewhat infected by the racing car’s overly lively personality, and will jump up and down and wave a few times when he is free. Saber, the frequency of battery replacement is much higher than before.
"I will try my best." Jiang Qi said that this is really not something he can do with hard work. He glanced at the time and it was 4:47, and it was time to wash his hands.
Jiang Qi went into the toilet and began to wash his hands with the rose-scented hand soap Jiang Bing bought.
"Why is Mr. Boss washing his hands? His hands are not dirty." The cavalry didn't quite understand.
"I know, Mr. Boss, this is a feudal superstition and a sacrifice." Sunflower thought she understood, "I saw it when I was watching TV with Ms. Lanlan at the front desk, and the people inside had to take a bath every time they prayed or did something Burning incense, worshiping Buddha, wearing strange clothes and dancing strange dances."
"Ah, Mr. Boss, don't you want to dance later? Is it time?" The cavalry opened his mouth.
At 4:50, Jiang Qi returned after washing his hands.
He washed his hands very seriously this time, and even used the 7-step hand washing method. He just wanted to get Buzz Lightyear for himself, and if he couldn't do it, he could get a mount for the cavalry.
"Mr. Boss, are you going to change your clothes and dance?" The cavalry looked at Jiang Qi expectantly.
Jiang Qi: ? ? ?
what?
At 4:51, under the expectation of the crowd (in fact, there were only two toy spirits watching), Jiang Qi put his hand into the recycling bag.
My hands, which were exceptionally clean after washing with rose-scented soap, touched something soft.
This touch...
Plush toys?
Jiang Qi wanted to grab the plush toy he touched, but found that it was quite heavy, and it was not easy for him to grab it too shallow.
Changing the angle, Jiang Qi pulled out the fifth toy spirit in one go.
A super big, one meter long and 40 cm wide, very soft, looks very good texture, and a very cartoony and cute blue fat-headed whale.
"Hello, Mr. Wizard." The fat-headed whale looked at Jiang Qi with its big embroidered eyes, "I am the fat-headed whale, can you help me find the little master I want?"
"Just call me Mr. Boss." Jiang Qi found that the first sentence between him and every toy spirit was this sentence, "I had some problems when I was handing over the work with the wizard Kaka, may I ask the little one you want?" What is the master like?"
"Anything is fine, as long as they are underage." The fat-headed whale can be said to be very non-choosy about its owner. "As long as they like me, it's fine. In fact, the big master is also fine. Our plush toys are the least picky about the owner. If Mr. Boss is very busy and difficult, you can help me find a big master who likes to sleep."
"Like to sleep?" It was the first time Jiang Qi heard such a strange request to pick a master.
The fat-headed whale said with some embarrassment: "Because my ability is to help the owner fall asleep quickly, have a good dream, and refresh himself, so that he will have better energy to go to school the next day."
"If the owner doesn't mind, you can lean on me to sleep. I am a pure cotton whale doll. The fabric and the cotton stuffed inside are the best, soft and comfortable." The fat-headed whale flicked its little tail, " But I can't move, I can't get wet, and it's not easy to clean up, so I'm asking you, Mr. Boss, to help me choose a little master who loves cleanliness, patience, and loves me."
Suddenly, a very suitable candidate appeared in Jiang Qi's mind.
Wang Erya.
She loves cleanliness, is patient, and likes Toy Spirit. She couldn't sleep before, but now she can, and she really needs the fat-headed whale to help her fall asleep. After all, she is under a lot of pressure to study now.
"I actually have a candidate here who is very suitable for you, and she can still talk to you."
"Really? That would be great, it would be great if we could communicate, so that I can ask my little master what kind of dream she wants before going to bed every day."
Jiang Qi called Wang Erya.
It took more than ten seconds for the phone to be connected: "Hey, boss, what's the matter?"
"Argh, I just pulled out a new toy spirit, you might be able to be its master, come back quickly."
"Really?" Wang Erya's voice was full of surprise, "Alright boss, I'll be back now."
Before the phone was hung up, Jiang Qi could vaguely hear the conversation on the other end of the phone.
"Sister Xinghua, the boss said that he has drawn out a toy spirit who is willing to choose me as his master!"
"How do you spell football? Ah, the boss is smoking Toy Spirit today?"
"Well, he told me to go back quickly."
"Then Erya, hurry up and come back! This is an emergency and it is also considered as make-up time. You have to make it clear to the boss after you go back. These are the vocabulary cards I made at noon today. I walked and memorized them on the way back. Go to basketball and dictate again at 9pm."
"The effect of your dictation just now was not very good. You made 40 mistakes out of 6 words. For the dictation in the evening, you need to add up the dictation from this afternoon and re-dictate it again."
Jiang Qi: ...
How cruel!
"Erya, don't listen to her, just walk properly when you come back, don't be distracted while walking while reciting words, what if something happens?" Jiang Qi said loudly.
Wang Xinghua on the other end of the phone obviously heard it: "Oh, I'm sorry, Erya, I forgot that you are not a ghost now. It's really troublesome to be a human, and you have to watch the road when you walk."
Jiang Qi: ...
When Wang Erya was not a human being, she also had to look at the road when she walked.
Out of so many of us/ghosts, you are the only one who walks without looking at the road.
"That's all right, come back and memorize the vocabulary card. You can go to Uncle Huang and ask for 20 yuan, go to a small supermarket to buy a pair of headphones, and bring my mobile phone with me. I downloaded the English listening comprehension in it. You can wear it on the way. Just listen with your ears to cultivate your sense of language. Leave your mobile phone to me, and I will play with your mobile phone."
"Boss, you have to reimburse the money for the earphones!" Wang Xinghua said into the phone.
"...reimbursement, I will send you a red envelope on WeChat."
"That's great, Erya, you should go to Uncle Huang and ask for 20 yuan, and use that 20 yuan to buy earphones. That's great, plus the 20 yuan, I'm only short of 4872 yuan to afford it. I see. The pair of earrings I wore." Wang Xinghua was extremely happy.
"Sister Xinghua, how much did that pair of earrings cost you?"
"4999."
Jiang Qi on the other end of the phone couldn't listen anymore: "Erya, hang up the phone, and be careful when you come back."
"Good boss."
After hanging up the phone, the fat-headed whale asked a little nervously: "Mr. Boss, is my future master studying hard?"
"It's quite heavy." Jiang Qi nodded. If Wang Erya wants to complete the entire junior high school course within 9 months, the studies can be said to be quite heavy.
The fat-headed whale cheered himself up in a low voice: "Then I will work harder!"
More than 20 minutes later, Wang Erya appeared at the door with Wang Xinghua's mobile phone and earphones in one ear.
"Wow, what a big whale doll!" Wang Erya exclaimed when she saw the one-meter-long whale doll.
"Hello, Master Erya." Fathead Whale even called out the owner when they met, and recognized the owner on the spot, shyly said, "I am Fathead Whale, can you give me a nice new name?"
Wang Erya carefully touched the soft tail of the fat-headed whale, and the fat-headed whale wagged its tail happily like a puppy wagging its tail.
"Are you really willing to let me be your master?" Wang Erya didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly.
"Of course." The fat-headed whale said, "Master Erya, you can touch my head, my head is very comfortable."
Wang Erya quickly touched the fat-headed whale's head, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, I'm not very good at picking names. My own name was chosen for me by the boss. If your original name is Fat-headed Whale, then May I call you fat?"
"Sister Xinghua's rabbit doll is called Tutu. She said that the name given to the doll is cute and easy to pronounce."
"Thank you Master Erya, I like this name very much." Fat Head Whale said happily.
Jiang Qi, Cavalry and Sunflower stood silently at the door and watched.
"That's great." The cavalry looked envious, "I really envy that the fat-headed whale can find a master who likes it as soon as it comes out."
"Actually, Mr. Cavalry, if you are in a hurry, you can find the owner quickly if you relax the standard a little bit." Jiang Qi hinted.
There is one here.
Relax the age standard, get employed on the spot, and never lose your job.
"I'm not in a hurry, Mr. Boss, just take your time looking for it." The cavalry said caringly.
"Me too." The sunflower shook its branches and leaves.
Jiang Qi: ...
(╥╯^╰╥)
(End of this chapter)
December 12, Saturday, light rain, temperature 21℃~1℃, southeasterly wind 6, humidity 3%.
It is suitable for marriage, obtaining certificates, breaking ground, burial, breaking ground, marrying, encoffining, and drawing toy spirits.
This time Jiang Qi looked at the alarm clock in advance, because every time the toy spirit was drawn, it would delay some time, so the drawing time kept moving backwards. Today, the time to draw the toy spirit is 4:51 pm.
Due to the full class on Saturday, today, except for Old John's car "Kill the Script and Kill the Shop Owner", all of them are horror books. Someone may come out to collect evidence in the corridor at any time, and the dressing room is occupied by Old John. In the utility room There was too little space for smoking Toy Spirit, so Jiang Qi simply took the recycling bags home and smoked them at home.
Anyway, it takes only 10 minutes to walk from the store to home, and a few more times a day is counted as counting WeChat steps.
Taking this opportunity, Jiang Qi happened to put the recycling bag home. It is not good to keep such an important item in the utility room of the store. What if a thief breaks in at night and steals the recycling bag?
Now that the end of the year is approaching, the thieves are eager to go home for the new year with their performance, and they are frequently dispatched. The small supermarket in the alley broke into the thief last night.The cash register was directly stolen, and the owner of the small supermarket was so angry that he scolded the damn stupid thief all morning in the merchant group.
According to the owner of the small supermarket, there is only 5 yuan and 1200 cents in the cash register (the boss has the habit of taking the money away every day), but the cash register itself is worth [-] yuan, and the thief pried away the part containing the money and repaired it. .
A thief can steal a supermarket today, and a script store tomorrow. As long as the thief has done market research, he will find that the best-selling store in the alley is actually Xinghe Script Agency.
Now Lili and Wang Erya go home every day, and no one is watching the store at night, so the store may not be safe.
"Mr. Boss, can you get me a war horse this time? Although the racing car said that he can take me for a ride, I am a cavalryman, not a racing driver, and it is a bit unreasonable to drive a racing car." The cavalry waved his sword excitedly.
Since the Toy Spirit is drawn at home this time, Wang Xinghua and Lili will pretend to be ghosts, Tutu has been following Wang Xinghua, and the racing car will be delivered. Going back, the interest in Toy Spirit is not as great as before, so the audience this time is only cavalry and sunflowers.
Jiang Bing was not at home either, she went to the movies.
Although the cavalry doesn’t spend much time with the racing car these days (the racing car is busy delivering goods every day), but he is somewhat infected by the racing car’s overly lively personality, and will jump up and down and wave a few times when he is free. Saber, the frequency of battery replacement is much higher than before.
"I will try my best." Jiang Qi said that this is really not something he can do with hard work. He glanced at the time and it was 4:47, and it was time to wash his hands.
Jiang Qi went into the toilet and began to wash his hands with the rose-scented hand soap Jiang Bing bought.
"Why is Mr. Boss washing his hands? His hands are not dirty." The cavalry didn't quite understand.
"I know, Mr. Boss, this is a feudal superstition and a sacrifice." Sunflower thought she understood, "I saw it when I was watching TV with Ms. Lanlan at the front desk, and the people inside had to take a bath every time they prayed or did something Burning incense, worshiping Buddha, wearing strange clothes and dancing strange dances."
"Ah, Mr. Boss, don't you want to dance later? Is it time?" The cavalry opened his mouth.
At 4:50, Jiang Qi returned after washing his hands.
He washed his hands very seriously this time, and even used the 7-step hand washing method. He just wanted to get Buzz Lightyear for himself, and if he couldn't do it, he could get a mount for the cavalry.
"Mr. Boss, are you going to change your clothes and dance?" The cavalry looked at Jiang Qi expectantly.
Jiang Qi: ? ? ?
what?
At 4:51, under the expectation of the crowd (in fact, there were only two toy spirits watching), Jiang Qi put his hand into the recycling bag.
My hands, which were exceptionally clean after washing with rose-scented soap, touched something soft.
This touch...
Plush toys?
Jiang Qi wanted to grab the plush toy he touched, but found that it was quite heavy, and it was not easy for him to grab it too shallow.
Changing the angle, Jiang Qi pulled out the fifth toy spirit in one go.
A super big, one meter long and 40 cm wide, very soft, looks very good texture, and a very cartoony and cute blue fat-headed whale.
"Hello, Mr. Wizard." The fat-headed whale looked at Jiang Qi with its big embroidered eyes, "I am the fat-headed whale, can you help me find the little master I want?"
"Just call me Mr. Boss." Jiang Qi found that the first sentence between him and every toy spirit was this sentence, "I had some problems when I was handing over the work with the wizard Kaka, may I ask the little one you want?" What is the master like?"
"Anything is fine, as long as they are underage." The fat-headed whale can be said to be very non-choosy about its owner. "As long as they like me, it's fine. In fact, the big master is also fine. Our plush toys are the least picky about the owner. If Mr. Boss is very busy and difficult, you can help me find a big master who likes to sleep."
"Like to sleep?" It was the first time Jiang Qi heard such a strange request to pick a master.
The fat-headed whale said with some embarrassment: "Because my ability is to help the owner fall asleep quickly, have a good dream, and refresh himself, so that he will have better energy to go to school the next day."
"If the owner doesn't mind, you can lean on me to sleep. I am a pure cotton whale doll. The fabric and the cotton stuffed inside are the best, soft and comfortable." The fat-headed whale flicked its little tail, " But I can't move, I can't get wet, and it's not easy to clean up, so I'm asking you, Mr. Boss, to help me choose a little master who loves cleanliness, patience, and loves me."
Suddenly, a very suitable candidate appeared in Jiang Qi's mind.
Wang Erya.
She loves cleanliness, is patient, and likes Toy Spirit. She couldn't sleep before, but now she can, and she really needs the fat-headed whale to help her fall asleep. After all, she is under a lot of pressure to study now.
"I actually have a candidate here who is very suitable for you, and she can still talk to you."
"Really? That would be great, it would be great if we could communicate, so that I can ask my little master what kind of dream she wants before going to bed every day."
Jiang Qi called Wang Erya.
It took more than ten seconds for the phone to be connected: "Hey, boss, what's the matter?"
"Argh, I just pulled out a new toy spirit, you might be able to be its master, come back quickly."
"Really?" Wang Erya's voice was full of surprise, "Alright boss, I'll be back now."
Before the phone was hung up, Jiang Qi could vaguely hear the conversation on the other end of the phone.
"Sister Xinghua, the boss said that he has drawn out a toy spirit who is willing to choose me as his master!"
"How do you spell football? Ah, the boss is smoking Toy Spirit today?"
"Well, he told me to go back quickly."
"Then Erya, hurry up and come back! This is an emergency and it is also considered as make-up time. You have to make it clear to the boss after you go back. These are the vocabulary cards I made at noon today. I walked and memorized them on the way back. Go to basketball and dictate again at 9pm."
"The effect of your dictation just now was not very good. You made 40 mistakes out of 6 words. For the dictation in the evening, you need to add up the dictation from this afternoon and re-dictate it again."
Jiang Qi: ...
How cruel!
"Erya, don't listen to her, just walk properly when you come back, don't be distracted while walking while reciting words, what if something happens?" Jiang Qi said loudly.
Wang Xinghua on the other end of the phone obviously heard it: "Oh, I'm sorry, Erya, I forgot that you are not a ghost now. It's really troublesome to be a human, and you have to watch the road when you walk."
Jiang Qi: ...
When Wang Erya was not a human being, she also had to look at the road when she walked.
Out of so many of us/ghosts, you are the only one who walks without looking at the road.
"That's all right, come back and memorize the vocabulary card. You can go to Uncle Huang and ask for 20 yuan, go to a small supermarket to buy a pair of headphones, and bring my mobile phone with me. I downloaded the English listening comprehension in it. You can wear it on the way. Just listen with your ears to cultivate your sense of language. Leave your mobile phone to me, and I will play with your mobile phone."
"Boss, you have to reimburse the money for the earphones!" Wang Xinghua said into the phone.
"...reimbursement, I will send you a red envelope on WeChat."
"That's great, Erya, you should go to Uncle Huang and ask for 20 yuan, and use that 20 yuan to buy earphones. That's great, plus the 20 yuan, I'm only short of 4872 yuan to afford it. I see. The pair of earrings I wore." Wang Xinghua was extremely happy.
"Sister Xinghua, how much did that pair of earrings cost you?"
"4999."
Jiang Qi on the other end of the phone couldn't listen anymore: "Erya, hang up the phone, and be careful when you come back."
"Good boss."
After hanging up the phone, the fat-headed whale asked a little nervously: "Mr. Boss, is my future master studying hard?"
"It's quite heavy." Jiang Qi nodded. If Wang Erya wants to complete the entire junior high school course within 9 months, the studies can be said to be quite heavy.
The fat-headed whale cheered himself up in a low voice: "Then I will work harder!"
More than 20 minutes later, Wang Erya appeared at the door with Wang Xinghua's mobile phone and earphones in one ear.
"Wow, what a big whale doll!" Wang Erya exclaimed when she saw the one-meter-long whale doll.
"Hello, Master Erya." Fathead Whale even called out the owner when they met, and recognized the owner on the spot, shyly said, "I am Fathead Whale, can you give me a nice new name?"
Wang Erya carefully touched the soft tail of the fat-headed whale, and the fat-headed whale wagged its tail happily like a puppy wagging its tail.
"Are you really willing to let me be your master?" Wang Erya didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly.
"Of course." The fat-headed whale said, "Master Erya, you can touch my head, my head is very comfortable."
Wang Erya quickly touched the fat-headed whale's head, thought for a while, and said, "Actually, I'm not very good at picking names. My own name was chosen for me by the boss. If your original name is Fat-headed Whale, then May I call you fat?"
"Sister Xinghua's rabbit doll is called Tutu. She said that the name given to the doll is cute and easy to pronounce."
"Thank you Master Erya, I like this name very much." Fat Head Whale said happily.
Jiang Qi, Cavalry and Sunflower stood silently at the door and watched.
"That's great." The cavalry looked envious, "I really envy that the fat-headed whale can find a master who likes it as soon as it comes out."
"Actually, Mr. Cavalry, if you are in a hurry, you can find the owner quickly if you relax the standard a little bit." Jiang Qi hinted.
There is one here.
Relax the age standard, get employed on the spot, and never lose your job.
"I'm not in a hurry, Mr. Boss, just take your time looking for it." The cavalry said caringly.
"Me too." The sunflower shook its branches and leaves.
Jiang Qi: ...
(╥╯^╰╥)
(End of this chapter)
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