CEI: Spent all of my girlfriend's small coffers!

Chapter 57 Tell a joke! (build)
night
Shanshan is here
The temperature at night in October dropped a bit fast.

It was still in the [-]s at noon, but now it has dropped to the [-]s.

——It's a little cold!
Today is Shanshan's first night scene. At this moment, Su Mu misses Master Shi a little bit. During this period of time, he is used to commuting to and from get off work at two o'clock and one line during the day, and warms the bed with Master Shi when he returns home at night.

I don't know what Master Shi is doing now...

It's reading a book quietly by the bedside...

Still watching dramas on the sofa in the living room, waiting for him to come home...

The thought of someone waiting for him at home made Su Mu feel warm in his heart, and he even couldn't wait to go home.

"Xiaoxiao, share the things with everyone."

Just when he was thinking of Master Shi, Master Shi's voice came from his ear, and Su Mu had an expression that he had auditory hallucinations.

Turn your head away!

His poetry master seems to have brought a midnight snack to visit the class.

"Master, why are you here?"

Seeing Liu Shishi visiting the class with a midnight snack, Li Chengyuan was a little dumbfounded, and at the same time a little nervous, yes, nervous.

"Su Mu is filming a night scene today, and I'll bring him some supper."

Liu Shishi's attention was on Su Mu who was walking towards him, and he didn't notice that there was something wrong with Li Chengyuan's tone of voice.

When Li Chengyuan heard Liu Shishi's words, the corners of her mouth twitched. It was Su Mu who was giving her eye drops. He was really a narrow-minded man.

She has a dance scene with Su Mu tonight!
Li Chengyuan mistakenly thought that Su Mu called Liu Shishi over on purpose... Thinking of the last time Su Mu and Zhao Liying were filming a kiss scene, she secretly called Liu Shishi, Li Chengyuan couldn't help feeling a little regretful.

Finally, I still eat melons and eat myself!
Sure enough, what is owed must always be repaid.

Although she had nothing to do with Su Mu, she danced with her boyfriend in her arms, and her girlfriend was still watching.

It's a little embarrassing!
I also want to experience Zhao Liying's mood today!

"Teacher, why are you here?" He didn't expect Master Shi to not stay at home at night, but came to visit the class with a midnight snack.

No need to guess, I must have missed him.

"What food did you bring?" Before Liu Shishi could speak, Su Mu's eyes fell on the supper, and he was indeed a little hungry at night.

Liu Shishi opened a snack...

"Uh, beef noodles!" Su Mu saw the beef noodles separated from the noodle soup, and didn't know what to say, should he sprinkle salt on the pond owner's wound?
Well, the owner of the pond is in a good mood, so he will eat beef noodles to celebrate.

I'm sad right now, I shouldn't be in the mood to eat,
"Ask Liying and the others to come over for supper!"

Hearing Master Shi's order, Su Mu put down his chopsticks and walked towards Zhao Liying and Tangzhu who were playing opposite each other. The two had already seen Mr. Liu, but one of them didn't want to talk to Su Mu now, and the other was more or less because of the visit to the class before. Less awkward.

Seeing Su Mu approaching, the two looked at each other:
Zhao Liying: Do you want to go there?
Pond owner: I'm a little hungry!

Zhao Liying: Brother, can you be a little promising?
Pond owner: Alright, then I won’t go.

Zhao Liying: If you don't go, then I will go.

Pond owner: ⊙▽⊙
Zhao Liying: I can smell beef noodles! !

Pond owner: ⊙﹏⊙
……

Big night + the weather is a little bit cold.

Eating a bowl of super beef noodles (more beef than noodles), whoever eats it will know the taste. If you don’t believe it, just look at the crew.

There are two words 'satisfaction' on each face!
I have to admit that Master Shi is really generous.

This bowl of beef noodles costs at least 100 yuan less. Today, there are more than [-] people in the crew, and they cost thousands of dollars less.

That is to say, his poet's master earns a lot, and the remuneration of a movie is calculated at the starting point of tens of millions, otherwise the title of prodigal girl will not be able to escape.

"Are you full?"

After Su Mu ate, Liu Shishi handed over the prepared tissues.

"Hi..." Su Mu just wanted to say that he was full, but he burped when he opened his mouth. Now there is no need to ask, he must be full.

Just now Liu Shishi gave him all the beef in the bowl...

He eats two servings alone, can he not be full?

Taking the tissue, Su Mu wiped his mouth.

Stand up and relieve the pressure on your stomach.

"Su Mu, let me tell you a joke."

Zhao Liying, who was also standing to digest, felt a little bored, so she asked Su Mu to tell a joke.

On weekdays, everyone is bored waiting for the show in the crew.

Always get together and find a way to have fun.

Gossip, tell jokes, play cards, etc...

Su Mu gave her a blank look, looking for fun as soon as she was full.

And tell jokes!

Seeing that Su Mu ignored her, Zhao Liying wanted to say something else.

At this time, Liu Shishi suddenly spoke.

"Tell me one, I want to hear it too."

"..."

Yes, the requirements of my own poetry treasure must be met.

Su Mu sat back in his seat and thought for a while:

In other words, there was a bull and a cow in the zoo. They often quarreled because of their emotional discord, and finally decided to break up and find each other.

After the bull broke up, he found the ewe in the zoo.

After the cow broke up, he found the elephant in the zoo.

A week later, the bull and the cow reunited, and each narrated their experiences after separation, seeing that they were not happy with each other.

So the bull and the cow decided to get back together.

In the evening, the bulls and cows finish their exercise.

The cow suddenly asked the bull: What has changed in me?
The bull was silent for a while: You xx is big!

"Pfft...cough..."

Zhao Liying, who was drinking water, heard the last words of the bull, and sprayed water out, spraying the pond owner all over.

I thought it was a cold joke, but I didn't expect such a big burden. Zhao Liying was caught off guard and couldn't hold back.

Before Zhang Han had time to react, he was stunned by Zhao Liying's saliva, and finally looked at Su Mu resentfully, as if saying:
——You take the blame! !

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched, saying:

I don't take the blame, I'm just telling a joke.

And, it's not voluntary.

Su Mu looked at the instigator, Li Chengyuan. This sister was lying in Master Shi's arms, her shoulders were shaking violently, as if she was insane.

Liu Shishi also tried his best to hold back, his face blushed a lot.

For no reason, he glared at Su Mu again.

Su Mu turns into an emoticon pack of grievances in seconds!
One by one, it's fine if they don't give the money, and they all blame him.

It's hard to be a good person these days!

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　It seems that I will go to Sanjiang next week, and I suddenly feel that my life has reached its peak.

　
(End of this chapter)